How to take a shower

[theundeadhero]

May people do not take showers. This could be because they simply can't or don't want to, but it may also be because they don't know how. What we have here is a guide on just how to do it. Let us begin:

First we should determine what does and doesn't need to take a shower.

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Your pokemon does not need to take a shower. Some of them can become very smelly, but this is an advantage. They might develop a stink attack for your pokemon battles!

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Your pets do not need to take a shower. Oftentimes they will give themselves a shower by licking themselves clean, or letting someone else lick them.

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Food does not need to take a shower. That's just ridiculous!

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Imaginary people do not need to take a shower. If you insist they do people might think your crazy!

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Cowboys do not need to take a shower. Nobody really expects them to anyway.

Now, let's take a quick look at who does need to take a shower.

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Normal people like you need to take a shower.

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Superheroes need to take a shower, unless being smelly is part of their super power.

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Communists need to take a shower.

Now the fun part! Let's learn how to take a shower.

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First you jump in.

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Now you'll want to get wet.

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Then cover your hair in shampoo!

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Be sure not to get shampoo in your eye or it may get hurt.

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Now your hair is nice and shiny.

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Your hair is now clean, but you must wash the dirt off your body. Sometimes you can get so dirty that it makes you look darker.

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Cover your body in soap. This soap is purple, but then it turns green on your body!

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Be careful because soap is slippery and you might fall down.

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Be sure to wash off all the soap! Now you can smile because your body is clean. This boy even washed his teeth with soap!

[Cz]

Miriel watches me in the shower? :(

[Dynast-Kid]

El o El.

That was kewt.

[theundeadhero]

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Just remember that it is not okay to take a shower with people you've only just met.

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[oddler]

I get Miriel'd every day because I am a responsible, clean adult.

[Bunny]

Sweet. Now maybe girls will like me.

[Goldenboko]

We Chocobos love showers, it is a very unknown fact though.

[Meat Puppet]

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/imaginaryshower.png
Do you P in the shower? Ehehehehe

:sad:

[loben]

>>....
<<.....
SHOWERS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!!
(dissapears in ninja magic)

[Callisto]

[IMG]

Just remember that it is not okay to take a shower with people you've only just met.



Well then, I've been doing it all wrong...

[Hazzard]

Hah, funny.

[theundeadhero]

Do you P in the shower? EheheheheHilarity ensues, MP.


Well then, I've been doing it all wrong...We can practice together with trial and error.

[Fonzie]

You really spent time on this. You sad, sad person. :p

[fire_of_avalon]

I love you! :D

[kikimm]

Now I know what has been missing from my life lately.

[Christmas]

Win

[Tavrobel]

Hilarious-ness.

[Ouch!]

Brilliant.

[Cipher]

Mildly disturbed that you spent so much time on this, but hilarious.

[utelektr]

...Oh my... I've been doing it wrong all this time?!

-_- I hate my instincts.

[Kanshisha]

Lol exactly what Cip said.. you spent so long just to say that some things cannot have a shower.... Though it is funny to see levian's avy there as an example of someone washing their teeth with soap..

[Rye]

But I give all my pokemans a shower, even my Wooper :[

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[loben]

don't forget, singing in the shower only attracts those that you don't want in your shower, like theundeadhero

sry had too.

[rubah]

Chocobos definitely don't lick themselves clean 8)

[Dr. Acula]

Brilliant, theundeadhero. I'll give this guide to my brother.

[Deborah]

EEK I hope Necronopticous didn't hit his head! :(

[Rostum]

So I have been showing the right way. :D

[Levian]

Wow, you really are a freak. Entertaining though. Mirielshower was genius.

[Alex151]

why would you wash your teeth with soap, it would taste terrible, that's why we have this lady around

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[Miriel]

Now I know what has been missing from my life lately.

Oh yes, everyone wants a Miriel in their shower. :p

[Iceglow]

I think we need to show Jack this he couldn't get in the shower the first day of meetup. it was funny.

[Cookie]

You turn it on. Get in. Stand there. Get wet. Step out. Dry off. kgo.

[Cipher]

... kgo.

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kgo?

[Momiji]

... kgo.

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kgo?

Such incredible fashion sense.

..I think.

[Shlup]

Am I the only one who likes my ice cream in the shower? With kittens in it?