Tifa's Assets

[Dagga]

Yes it's actually bothered me...

How big are they actually??? What is the actual size????

It really makes me wonder when people draw her and over exaggerate a wee bit...

[Mirage]

In the movie? They look like a nice pair of C/Ds to me.

[Christmas]

As big as a basketball. :bigsmile:

[Hazzard]

Come on, she obviously had a Boob job.

[Mirage]

So boobs can no longer have a size after a boob job has been performed?

[Hazzard]

So boobs can no longer have a size after a boob job has been performed?


Easy now, nobody said that, I don't know what size her boobs are...

[Ryushikaze]

As big as they are in AC, I would say.

I wouldn't trust the proportions of anything in FF7. Tifa's chest looks huge in certain AMVs, tiny in others, and about standard compared to the other polygonal models.

If you look at the art, they are well sized, but hardly ridiculous.
My question, though, is thus- can't a woman be zaftig nowadays without having had surgery? Are we that plastic obsessed nowadays?

[Hazzard]

As big as they are in AC, I would say.

I wouldn't trust the proportions of anything in FF7. Tifa's chest looks huge in certain AMVs, tiny in others, and about standard compared to the other polygonal models.

If you look at the art, they are well sized, but hardly ridiculous.
My question, though, is thus- can't a woman be zaftig nowadays without having had surgery? Are we that plastic obsessed nowadays?

Yeah, some women can have breast that size, but it was just very surprising for some people to see a final fantasy character, with so much breast. My comment before was shallow and lacked depth. I apologize for what I said previously.

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

if dagga is a woman this thread is really hot! :D

[Hazzard]

Yeah, she is a woman.

[McLovin']

The magic of profiles.

[Chaosfan84]

can i just ask why you're all spectulatting over the size of a bunch of pixels?:mad:

[Little Blue]

I thought they were fine in AC. In some VII scenes they were kinda big, especially when you use the game shark to make her naked with an extra big pair.

[Mirage]

Same reason others speculate over a bunch of atoms.

[Roto13]

No, really. Polygon boobs are dumb.

[PhoenixAsh]

No, really. Polygon boobs are dumb.

Now now, the intellectual capacities of natural breasts have yet to be thoroughly examined in the proper, peer-reviewed, channels.


They're fairly big, wasn't the reason to do with low polygon counts or something?

[Aerisfanatic]

F like that student in GTO

[Mirage]

No, really. Polygon boobs are dumb.

Fictive characters can look cool, lame or pretty, why shouldn't they be allowed to look sexy?

[McLovin']

virtual babes rule.

[Kanshisha]

can i just ask why you're all spectulatting over the size of a bunch of pixels?:mad:


No, really. Polygon boobs are dumb.Exactly... why are you guys checking a pixelated girl? what, you're going to take a picture of her in the game and zoom in with MS Paint?!

[Ryushikaze]

Who ever said we were checking her? Someone brought up a topic of discussion. It's just as valid a topic as, say, height.

By which I mean it is completely and utterly inane, but hey, it's something to talk about.

If you think the topic is so worthless, make a better one. Simple as that.

[Darth Anarcus]

As big as they are in AC, I would say.

I wouldn't trust the proportions of anything in FF7. Tifa's chest looks huge in certain AMVs, tiny in others, and about standard compared to the other polygonal models.
I wouldn't say that the difference in size between FF7 and AC is true. When women wear tops of harder material, it kind of "flattens" them, so that they are not as... lose and bouncy, but stay in place an actually appear smaller. Tifa was wearing a skimpy tee-shirt in FF7, which wouldn't be substantial enough to hold her breasts at bay; so naturally they would have appeared larger and would have shifted around much more. In AC, however, she's wearing a tight-fitting leather top, which would press against them more severely, thus flattening them, holding them in place and making them appear smaller.

Trust me on this. Look at women in real life when they wear a harder material versus a softer material.

[Ryushikaze]

I wouldn't say that the difference in size between FF7 and AC is true. When women wear tops of harder material, it kind of "flattens" them, so that they are not as... lose and bouncy, but stay in place an actually appear smaller. Tifa was wearing a skimpy tee-shirt in FF7, which wouldn't be substantial enough to hold her breasts at bay; so naturally they would have appeared larger and would have shifted around much more. In AC, however, she's wearing a tight-fitting leather top, which would press against them more severely, thus flattening them, holding them in place and making them appear smaller.

Trust me on this. Look at women in real life when they wear a harder material versus a softer material.

This is not a logical follow up to my comment. My comment was in regards to the wildly shifting size of proportions WITHIN FF7 itself. This has nothing to do with what she was wearing, but rather how inconsistently Tifa, and everyone else, for that matter, was rendered within game.

[Yliette]

I'm just glad they've shrunk down in AC.

Who knows, maybe one day Squeenix would create a compilation of the girls' measurements.

[Darth Anarcus]

This is not a logical follow up to my comment. My comment was in regards to the wildly shifting size of proportions WITHIN FF7 itself. This has nothing to do with what she was wearing, but rather how inconsistently Tifa, and everyone else, for that matter, was rendered within game.
Well, I would say that the closest to being accurate portrayals of the characters would be those FMVs wherein they are portrayed as fully-sized, proportionate people as opposed to those FMVs where they're portrayed as dwarfs.

Yliette: They didn't shrink at all. See my post above.

[rubah]

I would imagine that the best judge of size would be, you know, the character designs.

I am a C. Hers are far larger than mine. I would imagine they were DD. You can search on google if you're wondering. She's pretty skinny, so I guess a 34-DD?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I know nothing about boobs :(

[sockmonkey]

#1 Her having a slender waist makes them seem bigger.

#2 Being that she's in good shape she likely has firm pectoral muscles that would lift and push them out slightly.

#3 Light colored objects seem larger than dark ones so the white shirt in contrast to her dark shorts also contributes.

I am the breast guru.

[Mirage]

Respect.

[sockmonkey]

Respect.

Huh?

[Dagga]

Well obviously natural in the sense that I'm guessing that they didn't have plastic surgery... in the game. I'm guessing againg now that I've thought about it more it's more than likely in the D section of things. Though I'm supposed to be a D and they're NOT THAT BIG

[Dragon Mage]

:exdee: OMG!!!!! When i was this thread I LMAO!!!! Do you really care? Does it really matter?? :exdee:

[dance of the infinity]

it's an amusing topic, does it have to matter?

i agree with Rubah...actually, anyone ever see Dog the Bounty Hunter? his wife? i think Tifa's a young, slightly thinner version of her (although Dog's wife isn't really big at all) i'd almost say taller too, but gotta account for the fact that normal japanese people are short by American standards...

[Mirage]

:exdee: OMG!!!!! When i was this thread I LMAO!!!! Do you really care? Does it really matter?? :exdee:

No, but do games matter? Does anything else than surviving+reproducing really matter?

[Dragon Mage]

:exdee: I love how everyone responded to me!!!! LOL, well, I guess it does matter to some people. All I can say on the topic is this: It looks painful.

[Mirage]

I don't see how two persons suddenly becomes everyone.

[Dragon Mage]

*sigh* if you can't handle an exaggeration of the amount of people that read this thread, then don't say anything. Just quietly gnaw on something. You'll feel better.

[dance of the infinity]

:smash: or smash something to smithereens.

well, i, personally, feel much better. :)

[Mirage]

*sigh* if you can't handle an exaggeration of the amount of people that read this thread, then don't say anything. Just quietly gnaw on something. You'll feel better.
I was talking about the people who read this thread. Point is that well over 80% of them was replying to the original poster's post, not yours.

[dance of the infinity]

well, this is fun. and uncomfortable.

[Dragon Mage]

I was talking about the people who read this thread. Point is that well over 80% of them was replying to the original poster's post, not yours

Indeed. You act like you are smart, yet your very words are proving otherwise. If you had an ounce of reason, you would realize that I was talking about everyone that had posted after my post had responded to my post.

Now, please, leave off it. This thread has gotten far off topic, and will be closed if this continues. If you wish to insult me or pursue an argument with me, then please do so with PM's; however, I hope you be willing to drop this as I am. I do not wish to bring about the ending of someone else's thread in such a manner. So, with that said, let us return this thread to it's topic.

[Savannah]

Jesus Christ, people, let it go. It's been over 10 years now, do we really need to objectify this character any further? It's over, it's done, you've turned her into a purely sexual drool bowl for Final Fantasy/anime nerds everywhere.

[Darth Anarcus]

Yes! Move on! Concentrate on Fran now with her thonged butt.

[arcanedude34]

Start a new thread for that.

Anyway I think that the programmers of FFVII just kept upping the size of her chest in some FMV's until it was to the point where they were way too huge. IMO, her having huge bosoms is just to amuse both programmers and players.

[sockmonkey]

Start a new thread for that.

Anyway I think that the programmers of FFVII just kept upping the size of her chest in some FMV's until it was to the point where they were way too huge. IMO, her having huge bosoms is just to amuse both programmers and players.

It's working. :D

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Tifa's assets? Well, she's got the bar, the stock, some revenues reserv...

...oh, what, OOOH!

[NeoCracker]

I was talking about the people who read this thread. Point is that well over 80% of them was replying to the original poster's post, not yours

Indeed. You act like you are smart, yet your very words are proving otherwise. If you had an ounce of reason, you would realize that I was talking about everyone that had posted after my post had responded to my post.

Now, please, leave off it. This thread has gotten far off topic, and will be closed if this continues. If you wish to insult me or pursue an argument with me, then please do so with PM's; however, I hope you be willing to drop this as I am. I do not wish to bring about the ending of someone else's thread in such a manner. So, with that said, let us return this thread to it's topic.

I believe he just gave us permision to Verbally insult him Via PM. Let the Flaming begin.

[sockmonkey]

Technically, since Tifa is only an animated sprite she *is* an object and objectification is rather moot.

[Cookie]

You could have looked through the billions of other threads about Tifa's boobs Dagga, the info you crave is likely to be there.

[Breine]

In the movie? They look like a nice pair of C/Ds to me.

Oh, they're definitely bigger than that. They almost look uncomfortable to me, but then again I'm a boy so big breasts are pretty joyful.

[Nominus Experse]

I don't care how big they are: they still satisfy, regardless of my knowledge of their exact measurements.

Truly, this is the only thought process I can muster when viewing or thinking of her boobs:

Big

which equals the following:

Good


Big=Good

/repeat until my girlfriend notices

NOTE: The same thing can be applied to Lulu

[Dragon Mage]

I believe he just gave us permision to Verbally insult him Via PM. Let the Flaming begin.

You amuse me. Your pathetic attempts at 'insulting' me are laughable. It's 'she' you idiot. If your going to insult me, at least try to do it right.

[arcanedude34]

I believe he just gave us permision to Verbally insult him Via PM. Let the Flaming begin.You amuse me. Your pathetic attempts at 'insulting' me are laughable. It's 'she' you idiot. If your going to insult me, at least try to do it right.

Dragon Mage: Ha ha ha. Foolish, pathetic mortals. Your pathetic attempts at ridiculing me never cease to amuse me. And I am a she. Hahahahaha. Get it right, you foolish mortals. Hahahaha. And now you die, Mr. People-on-the-forums. Mwa hahahahahahahaha.

[Garnie]

SEX!!
see! everyone pays attention to that :tongue:

[NeoCracker]

I believe he just gave us permision to Verbally insult him Via PM. Let the Flaming begin.

You amuse me. Your pathetic attempts at 'insulting' me are laughable. It's 'she' you idiot. If your going to insult me, at least try to do it right.

You do realize not once did I insult you. Your failure to realize this makes me sad for your future.

And if you want people to know you are a girl, I suggest putting a pair of those odd looking e-boobs in your name. That might help.

[Dragon Mage]

Dragon Mage: Ha ha ha. Foolish, pathetic mortals. Your pathetic attempts at ridiculing me never cease to amuse me. And I am a she. Hahahahaha. Get it right, you foolish mortals. Hahahaha. And now you die, Mr. People-on-the-forums. Mwa hahahahahahahaha.

Aaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll righty then!!!


You do realize not once did I insult you. Your failure to realize this makes me sad for your future.

And if you want people to know you are a girl, I suggest putting a pair of those odd looking e-boobs in your name. That might help.

Not insult me?? Encouraging everyone to flame me isn't an insult? Your right, it's more like a downright threat.

As for your other idiotic suggestion: you wish.

[NeoCracker]

Dragon Mage: Ha ha ha. Foolish, pathetic mortals. Your pathetic attempts at ridiculing me never cease to amuse me. And I am a she. Hahahahaha. Get it right, you foolish mortals. Hahahaha. And now you die, Mr. People-on-the-forums. Mwa hahahahahahahaha.

Aaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll righty then!!!


You do realize not once did I insult you. Your failure to realize this makes me sad for your future.

And if you want people to know you are a girl, I suggest putting a pair of those odd looking e-boobs in your name. That might help.

Not insult me?? Encouraging everyone to flame me isn't an insult? Your right, it's more like a downright threat.

As for your other idiotic suggestion: you wish.

Actually, it wouldn't be a threat either. I simply stated that, thus encouraging people to insult you. Its instigating an attack.

And that is not my wish. My wish would involve much more than just e-boobs, however its not appropriate forum discussion.

Yes, I'm a sad perverted man.

[sockmonkey]

It's sad when a perfectly nice thread on boobs goes bad.:(

[Shoeberto]

Actually, it wouldn't be a threat either. I simply stated that, thus encouraging people to insult you. Its instigating an attack.

And that is not my wish. My wish would involve much more than just e-boobs, however its not appropriate forum discussion.

Yes, I'm a sad perverted man.
Neocracker, this is your warning to stop harassing Dragon Mage. Your comments are inappropriate and won't be had here.

As for this thread, it doesn't look to have any purpose anymore other than for flamewars.