Favourite Quotes.

[Dr. Acula]

So, what were your favourite quotes from FF8?
I especially liked these three:
Dr. Odine: "You vant to fight? You vant to fisticuffs?"
Squall: "I dreamed I was a moron."
Seifer: "I have a chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad."

[Kanshisha]

Don't get me started on this... ill just put up one...:

Squall and Quistis convo: Q: i need your opinion S:Why do you need my opinion? I don't need to hold your burden.. Q: I just really want you to listen not answer S: Then go talk to a wall..

well it isn't really meant to be funny but it got to me:
Squall to Rinoa:Even if you're the world's enemy ill still be your knight..

[Hazzard]

Squall is the best.

[PuPu]

When Ultimecia talks at the end.

Ultimecia: Kurse all SeeDs! Swarming like lokusts akross generations! You disgust me...

Most hilarious thing in FF8 ever.

[Discord]

When Ultimecia talks at the end.

Ultimecia: Kurse all SeeDs! Swarming like lokusts akross generations! You disgust me...

Most hilarious thing in FF8 ever.

Yeah, I bet ultimecia was a hacker in her teenage years. She just loves 1337-speak.

[Kanshisha]

lol she prob didn't even know what to say...

[blackmage_nuke]

When Ultimecia talks at the end.

Ultimecia: Kurse all SeeDs! Swarming like lokusts akross generations! You disgust me...

Most hilarious thing in FF8 ever.

Yeah, I bet ultimecia was a hacker in her teenage years. She just loves 1337-speak.
I bet she learnt all her english from playing Mortal Kombat

[Hazzard]

So if she was to address herself, she would say: "I AM ULTIMEKIA!". I thing we've all witnessed a tech. error...

[ragnosica]

I think that the funniest thing I could have witnessed in FF8, or in any other game for that matter, is Rinoa's line from the basketball court. Squall shows that he doesn't care about the future of idontknowwhat and Rinoa turns and says: "You're mean...Meanie!":D :D :D

[Comet]

Squall: 'I dreamt I was a moron...'

Zell: 'I just told him to hand it over.'

Siefer: 'Save those words (good luck) to a student that really needs them, eh?'
Quistis: 'Ok, then. Good luck, Siefer.'

Now the best quote in the whole game, when you ask Dr. Odine to play cards:

'Vant to play?'

That just cracked me up for like 2 hours.

[Rocket Edge]

Anything from Zell. :D

[Dr. Acula]

When Ultimecia talks at the end.

Ultimecia: Kurse all SeeDs! Swarming like lokusts akross generations! You disgust me...

Most hilarious thing in FF8 ever.

For all the strangest-speaking last bosses, Ulti definitely takes the kake.:D

[Yliette]

Right and wrong are not what separated us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There is no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.
-Squall Leonhart

[TasteyPies]

"If I back out now they're gunna call me a weenie forever!" -Laguna

[Tallulah]

Anything really from Seifer, he gets all the good lines. Especially when he calls Zell a 'Chicken wuss.' Even my mum uses that term now! :eek:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Zell: "Hey Squall, let me see your gunblade!"

Squall: "..."

Only the game creator knows what Squall was thinking when Zell ask that...

And then there's this one...

Squad Member (I forgot the real name): *looks at Squall* "You know the best thing about push ups?"

(Girl walks by and Squad Member looks under her dress. Girl walks by Zell and he does the same. Squall walks up to Zell.)

Zell: "YIKES!!! ARGH IT!!!!!!"

(Zell starts going faster with his push ups.)

Man that was so funny when I seen that. It was one of the key ingrediences to me and my brothers argument towards if Zell's gay are not. Man that was funny...:cool:

[_Einhänder]

^lmao. Good choices. I'll second those.

[Young Mally]

Zell: "Hey Squall, let me see your gunblade!"

Squall: "..."

Only the game creator knows what Squall was thinking when Zell ask that...

And then there's this one...

Squad Member (I forgot the real name): *looks at Squall* "You know the best thing about push ups?"

(Girl walks by and Squad Member looks under her dress. Girl walks by Zell and he does the same. Squall walks up to Zell.)

Zell: "YIKES!!! ARGH IT!!!!!!"

(Zell starts going faster with his push ups.)

Man that was so funny when I seen that. It was one of the key ingrediences to me and my brothers argument towards if Zell's gay are not. Man that was funny...:cool:

Well, it's true! What straight man you know that'll say "Yikes!!! Argh it!!!" after looking under a chicks dress???

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Zell: "Hey Squall, let me see your gunblade!"

Squall: "..."

Only the game creator knows what Squall was thinking when Zell ask that...

And then there's this one...

Squad Member (I forgot the real name): *looks at Squall* "You know the best thing about push ups?"

(Girl walks by and Squad Member looks under her dress. Girl walks by Zell and he does the same. Squall walks up to Zell.)

Zell: "YIKES!!! ARGH IT!!!!!!"

(Zell starts going faster with his push ups.)

Man that was so funny when I seen that. It was one of the key ingrediences to me and my brothers argument towards if Zell's gay are not. Man that was funny...:cool:

Well, it's true! What straight man you know that'll say "Yikes!!! Argh it!!!" after looking under a chicks dress???

Lol, don't start this again...:rolleyes2

[Shin Gouken]

Rinoa "im a big fat whore and i smell funny"

she possibley didnt say that at all but i dont remember coz i replaced all her lines with similar stuff

[BardTard]

[Prison scene] Rinoa: "I'm the ho." (I named her the ho)

in Balamb when Selphie calls Zell anal.

[on Ragnarok] Zell: "I hate to tell you this now, but we've got major problems down here."

[in FH] Irvine, looking at 2 girls: "Looking good together."

[in FH] The News (describing Irvine): "he's wearing a trenchcoat and is armed with a rifle."
Irvine: "Trenchcoat and rifle? Jeez, might be some kinda hardcore assassin."

[James Leopold]

(I think it goes lk this)

Cid: I am appointing Squall as your new leader

Squall: (I don't believe this!)

[hanawa]

Uh... I beat the game quite a very long time ago thus i cant remember well their words. But i love the moment when Squall, Zell and Selphie are riding a train to somewhere and they got the same kind of weird dream. The funniest thing is when Squall talks something regarding Laguna and his weird attitude.

[Namelessfengir]

Zell: "Hey Squall, let me see your gunblade!"

Squall: "..."

Only the game creator knows what Squall was thinking when Zell ask that...

And then there's this one...

Squad Member (I forgot the real name): *looks at Squall* "You know the best thing about push ups?"

(Girl walks by and Squad Member looks under her dress. Girl walks by Zell and he does the same. Squall walks up to Zell.)

Zell: "YIKES!!! ARGH IT!!!!!!"

(Zell starts going faster with his push ups.)

Man that was so funny when I seen that. It was one of the key ingrediences to me and my brothers argument towards if Zell's gay are not. Man that was funny...:cool:

Well, it's true! What straight man you know that'll say "Yikes!!! Argh it!!!" after looking under a chicks dress???

i might be scared i mean what if she had a mega bush streaming out like a wookie snatch lmfao

[Crizpy]

Zell after making two groups to go to Dollet.
"We gotta get there before they do!"

Or something amongst those lines.

[Hazzard]

I think we all know that Zell's the funniest and greatest character in this game, along with Irvine...!!!

[ragnosica]

Imaginary quote by Squall: What's my name? Squall L...E...onheart? No wonder this game was made by japs...friggin japs:eep:

[Cookie]

The bit where Cerberus was like "LOLZ HUMONS I WIL PWN U"

That's not what he really said, I just think that's what he should have said.

[Scream1008]

And then there's this one...

Squad Member (I forgot the real name): *looks at Squall* "You know the best thing about push ups?"

(Girl walks by and Squad Member looks under her dress. Girl walks by Zell and he does the same. Squall walks up to Zell.)

Zell: "YIKES!!! ARGH IT!!!!!!"

(Zell starts going faster with his push ups.)

Man that was so funny when I seen that. It was one of the key ingrediences to me and my brothers argument towards if Zell's gay are not. Man that was funny...:cool:

When was that?


My favorite line was "you vant to fisticuffs" by Odine. Also, I just like the fact that Cid's last name is Kramer. :D