What THE deuce

[loinharte]

all right i the captain(age 16) asked my mom if i could go to my friends house she said yes i get ready and then my dad said u cant go antwhere ur fuckin grounded.:mad2:

[Bunny]

You must kill your father and wed your mother.

[loinharte]

funny im not that crazy though and im not imbread

[Psychotic]

But damnit man, you're the captain! Pull rank on that usurping Lieutenant Dad, bust him down to buck private and have him on latrine duty for a month!

[Bunny]

funny im not that crazy though and im not imbread

Of cousre you aren't. But don't let your children suffer your fate! Remedy this situation! THE GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE

[loinharte]

hell ya man, but they alredy went to there gayass friends house leavin me with my sister. blah

[oddler]

Do you have a Monopoly set?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

all right i the captain(age 16) asked my mom if i could go to my friends house she said yes i get ready and then my dad said u cant go antwhere ur smurfin grounded.:mad2:

are you grounded for a reason?

[Zeldy]

Yeaaaaah, and? we all get grounded. Just do your time :]

[Meat Puppet]

I never got grounded.

[Shlup]

That's what you get for being born. It's a shame, really.

[loinharte]

Do you have a Monopoly set?
yes y?


are you grounded for a reason?

not that i know of he was just like ur fuckin grounded
probaly cause i go place on the weekend and have a life
no he doesnt work

[oddler]

Do you have a Monopoly set?
yes y?

Use THE damn Get Out of Jail Free card! What THE hell? You're captaindaddy123!
You gotta start acting like it!

[Nominus Experse]

Turn 18 and move out

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Do you have a Monopoly set? yes y?

Use THE damn Get Out of Jail Free card! What THE hell? You're captaindaddy123!
You gotta start acting like it!

Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: that was funny!!!:D

[loinharte]

Do you have a Monopoly set? yes y?

Use THE damn Get Out of Jail Free card! What THE hell? You're captaindaddy123!
You gotta start acting like it!

Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: that was funny!!!:D

holy s*** it was

Turn 18 and move out
kinda hard though gots 2 years

Do not go around the filters. ~ Leeza

[Old Manus]

This thread delivers

[Jowy]

Were you grounded for failing English class? ^^

[Craig]

you know they probably grounded you so they could go out and youd have to look after your sister, unless shes like 30

[Polaris]

Lol welcome I'm 18 and I'm not going anywhere too! But mom's orders!

[Rocket Edge]

Tell your dad to change the lightbulb.

Then when he's not looking... BAM!!! The old fork in the eye.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Ask your dad why he grounded you. Then if it's a dumb reason, tell him you're the Captain and can do whatever you want, then when he's not looking, leave :p

[No.78]

So, you're dad grounded you for no reason... And your mum was the one who invited you out? That doesn't even make sense. Do your parents talk? Ever?
If I was grounded for no reason, I would ignore it and do as I please. A punishment is all very well but not when there's no reason for it.

[Roto13]

are you grounded for a reason?

not that i know of he was just like ur smurfin grounded
probaly cause i go place on the weekend and have a life
no he doesnt work

I find it hard to believe that he just grounded you for :skull::skull::skull::skull:s and giggles.

[loben]

I cane believe it. Some people are just that stupid sometimes.

[Roto13]

He must be a real barstool, then.

[Christmas]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4177/downinflameshb9.jpg

[No.78]

DAMN JOOO!!! I ARE BURN!!!

[Alive-Cat]

The solution lies in your own heart. You must battle to the end, through thick and thin! And finally, when you fear you've lost all hope, you will face your father.
Give him the old 1, 2, and set ship! Sail! Sail away from that awful place! Find your destiny! A grounding should not get in the way of your destiny!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

well when we take the world we shall sort all this out...
but i mean...maybe yer dad dont trust you?
*dont kill me*
but i mean...there HAS to be a reason

[theundeadhero]

I don't understand...

[ReloadPsi]

Tell your dad to change the lightbulb.

Then when he's not looking... BAM!!! The old fork in the eye.

Booby trap the lightbulb in his bedroom. The anarchist's cookbook will tell you how and it's very easy to do, apparently.

[Resha]

This is the most amazing thread ever. I wept when I read it. Thank you, loinehart. :)

But just accept the grounding. Be passive. Don't fight the system. You'll only be put down, time and time again.

[yanis]

My parents do the opposite...they are always saying to me that I have to go out more often and when I return they say that I returned too early and I should stay outside for more!!!:bgl:

[ReloadPsi]

I know! Toss your loincloth at them!

[escobert]

The captain is always right. your father is not a good pirate.

[oddler]

This guy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6610) should know what to do.