Things FF7 caracters would never say

[Chaosfan84]

i saw this on the KH forum and thought we needed it


PS. i found this on youtube, it ain't mine, but i find it worth a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCLySA15Eoc&mode=user&search

[Meat Puppet]

It would be uncomfortable for me if Cloud was to say “Hakuna Matata.”

[TRANS_AM409]

Sephiroth would never say, Can't we all just get along man, like totally

[Griff]

Cid and Barett would never sing a duet of "A Whole New World"
For that matter, neither would Cloud and Aeris...
Oh yeah, I went there.

[ReloadPsi]

Cloud: "What a lovely row of houses along the street, just facing the restaurant."

[Icerose2300]

Cloud singing to Tifa "Oh baby, You.....You got what I need, But you say he's just a friend, You say he's just a friend"-Biz Markie:D

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

Cloud: "NO! i will never dress up as a woman!" :D

[Dragon Mage]

It would be uncomfortable for me if Cloud was to say “Hakuna Matata.”

I LMAO when I saw that.

Cloud: I'm hyper!!!:hyper:

Tifa: Cloud.....I'm a lesbian.
Aeris: ...With me.
*Tifa and Aeirith :lovers:*

Barret: I'm pro-peace.

[Rokk]

Yuffie:

"Cloud, you just dropped this materia..."

[Sephitachi7]

Cid: Um... Shera... do ya need a hug?

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Cloud: DIE Kefka!

[Stunt]

Cloud (to Aeris): Hey babe, can I get some fries with that shake?

[And Reason]

Don't think Vincent would say something like:

"OMFG, Th3 1337 H34dsh07 43r1s"

Or that Hojo would say:

"Ok I will never more touch Jenova, lifestream or materia again for the rest of my life."

"I have no life"

Or that Yuffie would say:

"NOOooo, no more materia ever, ever, ever… I can't take it again…"

[Griff]

Vincent: Why can't I get this cell phone to work?
Tifa: Uhh......Vincent, that's an iPod.
Vincent: DAMN YOU BEST BUY!!!!

[The Cosmo Memory]

Vincent : YAY I hit a cactuar!

[daggertrepe]

Sephiroth: Me and Jenova...you know...we got something special. You all are just jealous!!!

STOP PICKING ON ME!!!

[Scorpicus]

Cid: I quit smoking.

[James Leopold]

Tifa: I used to be a man

Heideggar: I'm so depressed!

Vincent: Cloud, I'm your father

Jenova: It was all a mistake, honestly

[voodoo_truelove]

Chocobo: "moo!!!"

[hanawa]

Lol... :p

[Scorpicus]

Rude: Who stole my curling tongs?!?

[Woodinator]

Cid: *any sentence lacking a curse word*

Tifa: Actually, they're tumors...really big tumors...

Barrett: Marlene can die for all I care!

Corneo: What part of abstinence until marriage don't you understand!?

[NeoCracker]

*The Night they spent in the City of the Anctients after Aerith died, cloud goes back to the lake as the others sleep*

Cloud: So, Aerith, you can't say no anymore, can you?


Barret: Who wants to cuddle?

Tifa: Nobody knows, *hic* the Trouble I've seen *hic* Nobody knows, my sorrow! *Hic*

[moomba]

Cloud:Cloud.... your the sex

Barret: wheres my salor suit

[cloud21zidane16]

It would be uncomfortable for me if Cloud was to say “Hakuna Matata.”


Tifa: Cloud.....I'm a lesbian.
Aeris: ...With me.
*Tifa and Aeirith :lovers:*



Cloud:Really Tifa?!? Well... i can deal with that;) (ooo ive been dreaming she would say this for ages

lmao:p

[sockmonkey]

Red XIII: "I gotta go walkies!"

[wallomrslug]

Cloud: i wish my hair was ginger

Rufus: Hey guys I'm heading to McDonalds what you having?
Palmer: Just a salad for me

Cait Sith: i wish i was a real boy

Sephiroth: Im sorry i killed aeris, i was aiming for the fat man

Shiva: Hellfire

Midgar Zolom: im NOT over compensating for something

[Jaffamitsu]

Barret: Does my bum look big in this sailor suit? (In the Costa Del Sol Inn to the manager)
Vincent: Does the cape come in pink?

[Grazia]

Rufus: Hey guys I'm heading to McDonalds what you having?
Palmer: Just a salad for me

Cait Sith: i wish i was a real boy

I lol'ed at those.

[Brennan]

Cloud: (When he's goin to see Sephiroth for the Final Battle) Weeeeeee! Hi Sephy!!!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

CLoud: I like PIe!

Sephiroth: Shut up! Lets fight biatch!

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Cloud: Kamehame HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[Sword]

[QUOTE=NeoCracker;2199298]*The Night they spent in the City of the Anctients after Aerith died, cloud goes back to the lake as the others sleep*

Cloud: So, Aerith, you can't say no anymore, can you?[QUOTE]

:eek: Aaawww jeez. That's...not...nice :eep:

Mr. Dolphin: I'll make sure you hit those powerlines...

Rufus: I'm the king of the castle, king of the castle, king of the castle *dances in chair*

Cloud: I'm bored...hey, who wants to go to a graveyard and bury a bunch of phoenix downs?

Aeris: Take me now Red XIII :D

Yuffie: Stealing is wrong

Sephiroth: You know what this is about, don't you Cloud?...I had my eye on Tifa first

Barret: I ain't gettin' in no plane foo'

[DarkMateria]

sephiroth: i hate my mother

cid: please sit down and drink some tea

[Firenjar]

(After killing Aeris)Sephiroth: Don't pretend to be sad

Cloud: *sigh* yeah you're right now me and you can continue out in the open

Aeris:I'm not dead you know?

Cloud:SHUT UP AERIS I'M BUSY!!!


Barett:I'm the new president of Shrina

[Xatif]

Vincent: What is a man?! *throws a glass to the floor and breaks* A miserable pile of lies and secrets!

[Mr Gashtacular]

Rufus: Hey guys I'm heading to McDonalds what you having?
Palmer: Just a salad for me



2005 eoff was wild i love it

[krissy]

cool new signature dude

also

wedge: my real name is balthier

[Example]

"I'm in a bad game"

[ham]

Aerith: !%#@ you Cloud!

[krissy]

I feel like she'll say that in remake

[Mr Gashtacular]

Cloud: All right, you're gonna lose again. Go ahead, you kiddin'? What's your name?

[Jinx]

Cloud: "I'm a good character."
Barrett: "I'm a good character."
Tifa: "I'm a good character."
Aeris: "I'm a good character."
Red XIII: "I'm a good character."
Yuffie: "I'm a bad character."
Vincent: "I'm a good character."
Cid: "I'm a good character."