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blim
04-17-2007, 02:50 PM
http://www.office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2007/04/5931.gif

TyphoonThaReapa
04-17-2007, 02:51 PM
All man that's weak!!!!:p

BarelySeeAtAll
04-17-2007, 03:02 PM
:whimper:
thats put me off them for life...i feel sick enough already :(

~jaymz~
04-17-2007, 03:16 PM
Ew, just ew. And Mars > Maltesers.

blim
04-17-2007, 03:19 PM
nah, i work for Mars, they suck

Jowy
04-17-2007, 03:33 PM
What the hell is a malteaser?

oddler
04-17-2007, 03:40 PM
I thought this was going to be some sort of warped picture of a dog.

blim
04-17-2007, 03:41 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malteser

"The mystery of how the chocolate covers the porous biscuit centre is a closely guarded secret and only vague information on how these are made is known." that bit of the article is not true, they dribble a little choc on at a time and mix them all up, which coats and polishes them.


the honeycomb center is disgusting before being cooked, it comes out the machine looking like wallpaper paste

Rocket Edge
04-17-2007, 03:46 PM
Never liked 'em that much anyways. :p

Tallulah
04-17-2007, 04:04 PM
My housemates Frankie and Abi have rats. I am never having Maltesers from them again! :barf:

Christmas
04-17-2007, 04:06 PM
Nice anus that vermin has. :bigsmile:

Zeldy
04-17-2007, 04:07 PM
I love Maltesers, I think they're delicious. Like hell are they rat droppings. srsly.

blim
04-17-2007, 04:19 PM
they have a huge vat the size of a bungalow full of maltesers at the factory, i wanna swim in it

Sergeant Hartman
04-17-2007, 04:21 PM
I could live off them, so that picture doesn't put me off.

Young Mally
04-17-2007, 04:21 PM
Mmmm...good droppings.:tongue:

Reles
04-17-2007, 06:31 PM
Are they the same as whoppers? http://www.oldtimeconfections.com/Whoppers%20theatre.jpg

Essência
04-17-2007, 06:33 PM
hm... they say macdonalds food was with rats before, thats worse isnt it?

blim
04-17-2007, 06:37 PM
hm... they say macdonalds food was with rats before, thats worse isnt it?

If you eat at macdonalds you deserve to be eating rat

Essência
04-17-2007, 06:40 PM
hm... they say macdonalds food was with rats before, thats worse isnt it?

If you eat at macdonalds you deserve to be eating rat

:eek: :cry:

blim
04-17-2007, 07:02 PM
sorry essencia no offense intended.

apparently my workplace (which is actually the petfood bit of mars) lost a contract of chicken heads and feet to macdonalds, so its basically dog food.

Hazzard
04-17-2007, 07:11 PM
To hell with it! You really think I'm gonna stop over a little rat poo? I'm more strong-willed than that!

Psychotic
04-17-2007, 10:11 PM
All who speak against Maltesers shall be swiftly banned.

Or, y'know, thread doesn't really have a topic. ;)