Want To Lose Your Virginity? Play WoW!

[Misfit]

It's gonna be hot.

[Jowy]

Breaking the level cap is something to get excited over.

[Misfit]

For real... :greenie:

[Jowy]

Amongst other things. The quest to the waterfalls after we break 70 seems like it'll be fun.

[Araciel]

*walks in, looks around*

*smiles and walks back out*

[Discord]

Selling [Cap of Safety]! 1 defence, + 45 resistance to nature attacks, +84% chance of breaking upon use. Resistance 2/2.

Also selling [Durex Cap of Safety]! 300 defence, + 45 resistance to nature attacks, +0,2% chance of breaking upon use. Resistance 1999/2000.

[Dr. Acula]

Aren't level 70 druids getting their own epic flying mount form in the next patch anyway? If so, she could have used that money for something else.

[Mattokenzi]

World of Warcraft *drools* must... level up my paladin *shakes head* I'm sorry what? I play WoW about a month ago... might as well top up in a minute. I just have to do my sisters chores (clean her room) and save up my cash it's one of my favourite online games. I wouldn't be a man hooker it's illegal.

Habbo Who? Runescape Who? Coke Music Who?

I just need...
3 more bags
7 more guild members
Spells (I could master)
goes on and on...

oh yeah and a war horse :)

[Araciel]

i just need to play for one more hour...

(says this for every 15 mins of play time)

[Spammerman]

I just realized this talkin to Kurt bout his sig. Why the hell can't you play as a Pandaren? Do you know how bad-ass it would be, and then they could be the only ones to get to be Brewmasters, it could be like a race class or proffesion or skill or something.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

some people...

[Bunny]

I just ran Shattered Halls 12 and a half times in the last two days. This (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=24306) dropped.

[Jowy]

Oh snap, Eserikto can roll with the Lesser Mana Potions now. Kinisia might be a bit interested in that. :aimwink:

[Bunny]

I've been neglecting my BE because my main group just got back together and we're running instances left and right.

My spellstrike pants pattern dropped last night in a Shadow Labs run. Happy! 500 more rep until I get to run heroics.

[Jowy]

Yeah, you need to get Lumintha up a bit. ;x

Also, DO WANT Spellstrike Pants.

[Bunny]

Help me plz. :(

[Jowy]

I'll get on that in a few hours. Got any plans at 3 PM EST?

[Bunny]

Working until 4:30pm EST, unfortunately. After that I might be free for a few hours.

[Jowy]

Sounds feasible. Plus it'll break the Ashenvale monotony.

[Bunny]

Eserikto is a mage, right? Fire or Ice spec? Or are you one of those bastards that went Arcane?

[Jowy]

Arcane, motherfucker!

[Bunny]

I'm not sure what spec I'm going. I might go fire just so we can kill things like whoa. But my main is a fire spec so I might go ice.

[Jowy]

I went Arcane to be DIFFERENT. It seems to work rather well for soloing, especially when my Arcane Missile channel can't be broken.

[Bunny]

Everyone and their mother is an arcane build on my main server. Mostly because it is PVP and that's the best build, really. I don't do much PVP so I'm fire spec. Is Draka PVP or norm?

[Jowy]

Draka's PvE. And yeah, I've not seen a solitary Arcane build yet. Everyone's just FIRE BURN HAHA.

[Bunny]

I like fire because when I do instances my main job is "okay go kill things with burning". And I do my job well.

[Jowy]

That's pretty much what I do on instance runs myself. Frostbolt > Fireball > Fire Blast > Arcane Missiles.

Arcane just seems to work better than Fire for soloing.

[Bunny]

I don't even use frostbolt, it's pointless. The groups I'm in have so much insane DPS that it doesn't even matter. Yesterday we did Shadow Labs in maybe 45 minutes. The third boss was down before his adds started generating. Well, I think two appeared afterwards. And one of the portals was up after he died for about 10 seconds. Guess we killed him too fast.

[Jowy]

I'm still on low-level instances, so Frostbolt is helpful for about 1.4 seconds.

[Kirobaito]

I am fire-spec'd, though I'm considering going Arcane just to see what it's like.

I'm currently level 55. I spent all day yesterday doing quests in Tirisfal Glades and Silverpine Forest so I could get exalted with Undercity, for my Undead epic mount. :D Less than 500 points until then. Oh, and...300 gold.

[Madame Adequate]

Just so you know

Tauren Women are the hottest thing on Horde.

[Bunny]

You weren't online until at least after 5pm, Jowy! You stood me up! How dare you. Then I got sucked into a 4-man Mechanar and Heroic Ramparts. Crap drop for both. :(

[Jowy]

Alas, I did. ;x

Tonight's a possibility though!

[Bunny]

We can try but I have to get Kara attunement before Sunday. I still have to run The Steamvaults for the second fragment and Arcatraz for the third fragment. Then Black Morass for the final instance run. But I can probably get that done in one day so who knows.

I'll be on about 4:30 again.

[Jowy]

If you've got other stuff to do on your main, that's understandable. =P Just let me know whenever'll be good for you.

[Bunny]

Drop me a line on AIM or something if I'm not on my BE. It'd be easier than checking the forums. :P

The main thing is trying to get attuned for heroics with my group of friends while also trying to get attuned for guild-related runs. Usually the two clash into each other and help each other out, like the Kara attunement will probably be done with my group of friends. But sometimes I get stretched out =(

[Jowy]

Being a weak little mid 20 and still slightly new to the game, I'm not sure what exactly the Kara attunement entails. :aimwink:

[Bunny]

2 mob-related kill quests, flying to talk to some guy, running Shadow Labs (Auchindoun) for a key fragment, The Steamvault (Coilfang Reservoir) for another one, Arcatraz (Tempest Keep) for a third one. Take key fragments to a guy in The Black Morass (Caverns of Time instace), talk to guy. Talk to quest originator. Go to raid!

I'm about halfway done.

[Jowy]

That sounds rather tedious. I can't wait to break 60 so I can just bitch about how much I hate all of the quests but I'm invested too much time to stop so I just accept it and continue. ^^

[Bunny]

It doesn't take that long if you are doing it with a good group. With the group I have now, I could probably do the key fragments in about 4 hours with a 15-30 minute break or so. The main problem is two of my friends were in Russia for three weeks so I had to rely on PUGs for Shadow Labs. Which is not very friendly to do when nobody knows how to do it. I remember going into a group as the last person, everyone knew each other already and I was the newbie come-along. They tossed me leader when I told them everything they needed to do all smart sounding like. :D

Plus, I hear Kara is really really fun.

[Jowy]

I like bossing people around in instance runs. I just say "Crescent Moon for Polymorph" and apparently it's too much work for them, so I just get made leader automatically. I'll check out all of that fun raid stuff in however long it takes me to level that high. 8-)

[Bunny]

"Skull is kill, X is offtank/second kill. Sap the square, do you have imp sap? No. K, sap the square and kill it third. Sheep is star and last to die. Ready? K, let's go."

"Bwaaaaah o_o"

It's really fun when you have a hunter in there. Just add "Okay, moon is trap. Trap dies forth, sheep dies last. Pet offtanks X."

[Jowy]

Nobody understands that though! Instead there's always some dumbass Orc Warrior just charges forward and then starts yelling at everyone because we can't kill a huge mob in seven seconds. ^^

[Misfit]

lolhorde.

[Jowy]

Need I remind you of our phone conversation whilst in Ashenvale?

Shalyn: "ARGH I hate the Alliance!"
Eric: "Say that again, baby."
Shalyn" "No."

^^

[Bunny]

Nobody understands that though! Instead there's always some dumbass Orc Warrior just charges forward and then starts yelling at everyone because we can't kill a huge mob in seven seconds. ^^

That happened in Shadow Labs with a PUG I was in. The warrior charged in before I could set marks and aggro'd two casters and a warrior. Then he grabbed aggro on a fourth mob that is usually solo'd because it has high health, damage, and fears. Then one of the party got feared into another of the high damage mobs and we wiped.

Usually my answer to a bad pull is "INVISIBILITY BYE BYE".

[Jowy]

I have not yet been granted the luxury of an invisibility spell. D:

[Bunny]

It is a wonderful spell minus the increased threat it gives you and the five seconds it takes for you to actually go invisible. But the twenty seconds it provides gives you enough time to place yourself in a good spot away from the mobs that just killed your entire party. I don't really use it that often. Captain has to go down with his ship, after all.

[Jowy]

Not bad. Works a lot better than my current escape tactic of Frost Nova > Polymorph > Fortheloveofgoddon'tkillmeplease.

[Bunny]

Frost Nova > Polymorph > blinkblinkblink

[Jowy]

I use Blink to get that nice little headstart far away. And then I pump those crazy legs to drink some of my conjured water and eat my conjured bread.

[Bunny]

Vending machines lol

[Misfit]

Need I remind you of our phone conversation whilst in Ashenvale?

Shalyn: "ARGH I hate the Alliance!"
Eric: "Say that again, baby."
Shalyn" "No."

^^
... *erases your memory*

[Jowy]

Try erasing as much as you'd like, it's always going to be there.

[Misfit]

WIB! GIB! LIB!

[Jowy]

lolwut?

[Misfit]

Exactly.

[Jowy]

You crafty, crafty girl.

*punishes* 8-)

[Misfit]

PDA!

[bipper]

I make blood elves bleed

[Jowy]

PDA!

Oh, just you wait. It'll be too saucy even for closed doors. :aimkiss:

[Araciel]

i think i just threw up a little.

[Bunny]

That was retarded, Jowy.

[Discord]

:love:Just a random comment!:love:

[Jowy]

That was retarded, Jowy.

I thought it was rather re-smarted myself. 8-)

[Misfit]

*swoons*

[Jowy]

*catches and offers Conjured Water*

[Misfit]

Oh...oh! *soulstones*

[Jowy]

I'll keep it near me at all times. It radiates Lindariel love. ^_^

[Bunny]

Hm...

*casts double polymorph and Portal:New Zealand*

[Jowy]

Oh god, that sounds emotionally scarring.

Thankfully it only lasts for a minute though.

[Bunny]

So you're thankful that you'll unpolymorph with a New Zealander inside you?

Miiiiisfiiiiit!~

[Jowy]

I was hoping that the whole scenario would just end after Polymorph wore off.

[Fatal Impurity]

Huh this thread is still going? What more is there to say about a woman who whored herself for some money in an online game?

[Misfit]

WHAT!

THIS IS ABSURD!

What is going on?

[Bunny]

We aren't talking about the girl anymore, Omega.

[Jowy]

No, this thread's turned into WoW-related sexual innuendos. :aimkiss:

[NeoCracker]

No, this thread's turned into WoW-related sexual innuendos. :aimkiss:

Wasn't it like that to begin with anyway?

*Makes the required Engineer related Sexual Innuendo*

[Discord]

[...]What is going on?

I've been wondering about this for the past 80-180 posts or so.

[Jowy]

I think her attempt at erasing my memory backfired. 8-)

[Misfit]

Rogues... do... it... from behind...

[Jowy]

But what if I want to look at you?

[Misfit]

Well, on your server I'm a warlock so... :3

[Jowy]

Hot damn, looks like it's going to work rather well for both of us.

I wouldn't mind the surprise though once in a while. ;x

[Araciel]

so basically you're saying i don't want to group with you two?

[bipper]

He travels well.

[Discord]

so basically you're saying i don't want to group with you two?

Nah, that's what I'm saying.:D

[Jowy]

so basically you're saying i don't want to group with you two?

Grouping with us isn't a bad thing. :3

[Araciel]

well i KNOW you're sexy...but shalyn i have no idea :P

[Jowy]

She paralyzes me with her charm and stunning good looks. :aimwink:

[Misfit]

Weirdos. The whole lot of you.

[Jowy]

You knew I was a weirdo from the start. <3

[Misfit]

Hm... But you're a cute kinda weird. ^_^ <3

[Jowy]

I try. *plays with flexy double-jointed fingers*

[Misfit]

... *shudders*

[Jowy]

I like being able to do weird things with my body! It is unnerving that I can't hold my pinky finger up straight though.

[Misfit]

You can't? I demand to see this!

[Jowy]

I showed you already! It does the freaky zig-zag thing every time I hold it up. :aimwink:

[Misfit]

Your fingers are weird.

...

...

I'll just leave it at that.

[Jowy]

I could take that comment somewhere borderline inappropriate, but I won't. :aimkiss:

[Misfit]

SAME PAGE. ^__^

[Jowy]

Yeah, that was pretty much it.

[Misfit]

SO like on WoW I made 5000 gold last night...

[Jowy]

But...but between Parcelyte and Eserikto we only have 11G.

What were you doing?

[Misfit]

I got it from you, so... ^^

[Jowy]

Any idea what you're going to spend it all on? ;o

[Misfit]

I'm gonna buy you something for Saturday. ^_^

[Jowy]

Oh my. This could be ANYTHING.

[Misfit]

I'M GOING TO THE SEX STORE.

[Jowy]

Still, possibilities are limitless there. ;x

[Misfit]

... *cackles*

[Jowy]

Can I have a hint? ^^

[Misfit]

I'll tell you in private.

[Jowy]

*waits*

[Araciel]

Weirdos. The whole lot of you.

oh child...you have no idea

[Misfit]

I have a pretty good idea, however.

[Jowy]

I have a pretty good idea, however.

So do I. I like where my ideas lead. :aimwink:

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I think we're done here. This is a forum, not a chat room. Please converse via PMs.