Want To Lose Your Virginity? Play WoW!

[Larahl]

Discuss. (http://news.mmosite.com/content/2007-04-15/20070415225750115.shtml)

[Nominus Experse]

She sounds like she enjoyed it - as did he.

Strange, perhaps, but it wasn't an atrocious thing to do. It does have a flair of humour to it though.

[Rocket Edge]

Wow. xD

[Rostum]

Doesn't that count as prostitution? Either way it's just sad.

[bipper]

Doesn't that count as prostitution? Either way it's just sad.

I Sadly, I have ran into this type of thing many o times before.I beleive the first that I ever heard of was the famous Limbur of Asheron's Call.

[Roto13]

She's calling everyone who made fun of her a failure. :P Cute.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

...

*shakes head*

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Wow. xD
You can say that again...:rolleyes2

[Giga Guess]

So sad...so very, very sad...

[Breine]

That's just... strange.

[Araciel]

what vestige of faith i had in humanity has just been utterly crushed

*goes on rampage*

[TyphoonThaReapa]

what vestige of faith i had in humanity has just been utterly crushed

*goes on rampage*

Hey! That's my job...:(

[Araciel]

srsly though if it makes her happy i say do it to it

*goes to solicit gold from her for some cyber manmeat*

[Larahl]

srsly though if it makes her happy i say do it to it

*goes to solicit gold from her for some cyber manmeat*
Well, she does have now a boyfriend thanks to it.

[McLovin']

Another reason to stay away from WoW...

[Avarice-ness]

Hehehhheehehehe. *Skips off to play WoW*


I don't have to sell myself for money, I just beg pathetically.

[Araciel]

Hehehhheehehehe. *Skips off to play WoW*


I don't have to sell myself for money, I just beg pathetically.

you're one of THOSE?!?!

/me duels 'ness

[Elly]

i don't think she'll keep him for a boyfriend as much as for a source of free money... her attitude says volumes about her personality and sense of morals, and since WoW money has a $$USD equivilant it is prostitution... honestly i think the poor sucker got shortchanged and should demand 2/3 of his money back... XD

[bipper]

Hehehhheehehehe. *Skips off to play WoW*



*REACTIVATES ACOUNT NOW!*

*EQUIP TUXEDO*
*BUYS ALCOHAL*
*BUYS FLOWERS*
*MACRO /kiss*
*READYS CHARM*

*GOES!*

zomgbrtlolstartreckvoyager!!11oneshiftoneuno

[KentaRawr!]

Edit: Figured I'd edit that out and replace it with something less mean.

If I'm understanding this right, it's not all that... pleasant. o_o;

[Araciel]

what's not all that pleasant? sex for money?

[KentaRawr!]

Sex for FICTIONAL money.

[Araciel]

well it's the same thing really ...it's providing a service for something you want.

[Jowy]

Gotta get those purples somehow.

[Araciel]

Gotta get those purples somehow.

somehow that just took on a whole new meaning.

[Jowy]

/flirt " Sorry, I only ride epic mounts"

[Craig]

That cost the guy about £60 worth of gold. A prostitute would've been cheaper, and more value for money. They come with STDs too.

[ljkkjlcm9]

what's sad is she said the people who worked for their epic mounts were pathetic, when obviously the person with 5000 gold to give, would be on the same level because he ha 5000 gold for an epic mount. Plus, she was ugly, majorly. I'm kind enough that I might fork over the gold, and my request would be that she never mounted anyone, ever.

THE JACKEL

[Araciel]

i would say plain better describes her, but i guess that's just me opinion.

[Jowy]

Epic mounts don't cost 5000 gold...?

Do they? D:

[Araciel]

i think it's the epic (flying) mount, like in the picture?

it can't be that much though

[Jowy]

Oh, yeah screw that. I don't have time to slave over potion making and looting just to fly.

Did you get a graphics card yet?

[Misfit]

Epic mounts don't cost 5000 gold...?

Do they? D:
It's the flying mount. ;o

Edit: Oops!

Anyways, way to go whore! (I HAVE A COSTUME. ;D ;D)

[Jowy]

I didn't bother clicking the link!

[Araciel]

oh jow the wondrous things i've seen since i put that piece of technology in my computer...oblivion looks so amazing !!

i'm reinstalling the game right now....so with any luck i'll be playing by tomorrow :S heheheh

i still remember your character's name so once i'm on i'll badger you to e-death.

also, to stay somewhat on topic, i think people are too harsh on prostitution on the whole, and this instance in particular because it deals with a subculture that is still somewhat shunned by the 'mainstream' and of course you know right-wing america is going to use this in future wars on videogames.

[Jowy]

Blood Elf Pally? :3

[Araciel]

preferably....i'm confident i can play whatever i want...but if anything specific is necessary..

[Jowy]

That's what you mentioned playing like two months ago. xD

Just Draka Horde and we can rock out together.

[Araciel]

well hells bells i remember...i will always say paladin

BTW HIJACK, I'M JAMES HOW ARE YOU?!?!?!

*runs*

*hides*

[Avarice-ness]

/flirt " Sorry, I only ride epic mounts"

"Sorry I only ride on Epic Mounts..... Let's talk." Go BE females.

[Tallulah]

My boyfriend, who plays WoW almost obsessively, thought it was hillarious! :D

[escobert]

damn if girls are giving out for WoW :skull::skull::skull::skull: I might start playing again :p

[Araciel]

i counter with this

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=705

[Misfit]

damn if girls are giving out for WoW :skull::skull::skull::skull: I might start playing again :p
Eww Bert, you dirty dirty man.

You should just play WoW anyways, 'cause WoW > everything else.

[bipper]

great, here comes the next MTV series, "Pimp my Mount"

[Spammerman]

i counter with this

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=705

You rock.

[~jaymz~]

They do. And wow. Working mothers ftw!

[Tavrobel]

Hilarious, but this isn't the worst thing to come out of any Blizzard game.

Really, it just sounds like another day of life.

[Roto13]

damn if girls are giving out for WoW :skull::skull::skull::skull: I might start playing again :p
Eww Bert, you dirty dirty man.
Don't take this away from him. He needs this.

[escobert]

damn if girls are giving out for WoW :skull::skull::skull::skull: I might start playing again :p
Eww Bert, you dirty dirty man.
Don't take this away from him. He needs this.

No I don't and this couldn't ever make me want to play WoW again.

[Avarice-ness]

OH! If she was a troll she could use this /flirt!

"When in heat and enraged the female troll can mate up to 80 times in one night... Are you ready?"

[No.78]

I play a level 70 night elf druid and would prefer someone who was into roleplaying (I have a costume!)

That made me lol.


Well, hmmm... Kudos to her I guess.

[Meat Puppet]

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

[Discord]

She's a little too egoistic for somebody who just got hammered for game gold.

Looks like ---- too.

[Madame Adequate]

Epic mount for an epic mount.

Seems fair to me.

[bipper]

Epic mount for an epic mount.

Seems fair to me.

She doesn't look that epic.
.. unless you were offering,then all I can say is, "Hellz yea"

[Discord]

Looks like a cow rather than a mount really. Acts like one too.

[Dr. Acula]

That's pretty stupid IMO, selling herself for game money... seriously, it's a GAME, for goodness sake.

[Avarice-ness]

Hey.. -Hey-

Internet gaming is some serious stuff.

[Reles]

I'm not really all that surprised. It's funny though.

[Renmiri]

I think the guy was robbed. A woman like that is certainly giving "it" for free on most nights :p

[sockmonkey]

The hearts of 100,000 shy computer geeks just felt hope again I'd say.

[Moon Rabbits]

Yo that's fucking jokes.

[Madame Adequate]

That's pretty stupid IMO, selling herself for game money... seriously, it's a GAME, for goodness sake.

"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it." Pubilius Syrus.

[Discord]

I think the guy was robbed. A woman like that is certainly giving "it" for free on most nights :p

:thumb:

She's got it all: looks, character and (pure assumption here) a great intellectual build of mind. The woman of my dreams.:love:

[Shlup]

Hey, people have sex for less all the time.

[JaytodaP]

speechless........

[Araciel]

Hey, people have sex for less all the time.

*raises hand* i do.

[Ouch!]

Absolutely brilliant!

[ShunNakamura]

......







Now to make it so that my post isn't spam I'll have to add something relevent. I am fairly certian this would qualify as prostitution, yes? So that means she lives somewhere it was legal, correct? Doesn't that mean the guy would have been able to get it somewhere else? And heck, if the place had legalized but controlled prostitution it would probably be of higher quality too(namely safer). Of course I don't really know how prostitution works in areas it is legalized in, but my common sense tells me that it would be controlled enough to prevent the spread of disease at least.

[Araciel]

Now to make it so that my post isn't spam I'll have to add something relevent. I am fairly certian this would qualify as prostitution, yes? So that means she lives somewhere it was legal, correct? Doesn't that mean the guy would have been able to get it somewhere else? And heck, if the place had legalized but controlled prostitution it would probably be of higher quality too(namely safer). Of course I don't really know how prostitution works in areas it is legalized in, but my common sense tells me that it would be controlled enough to prevent the spread of disease at least.


i don't know about any other areas, but as long as it's behind closed doors, and it's a first party paying another first party, it's legal. and laws for internet advertising are lax if existent at all.

[Markus. D]

So even the WoW females can be jerkaliscious :/

[Miriel]

Ahahahahahahaha. xD

[Wolf Kanno]

what vestige of faith i had in humanity has just been utterly crushed

*goes on rampage*

Araciel, I'm surprised at you! I didn't think anyone had any vestige of hope for humanity.;)


I think the guy was robbed. A woman like that is certainly giving "it" for free on most nights :p

Damn straight... but I quote Ferris Bueller...


He's going to marry the first girl that he sleeps with cause deep down, he feels she has given him the "end all, be all" to existence and she will treat him like dirt. The fact is, you can't respect someone who licks your boots...


The hearts of 100,000 shy computer geeks just felt hope again I'd say.

Also damn straight...

I have a few friends who are WoW addicts that have resigned themsleves to die as virgins but now this may cheer them up...

[Araciel]

they are truly not male if they resign themselves to virginity.

[starseeker]

I don't know whether to applaud that woman's initiative or scorn her for being such a whore.

[Araciel]

why are whores scorned so? hehehe

[Renmiri]

Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

I pity them mostly.

[Araciel]

they should be no more competition than any woman for one, and it's not as though it's anything more than sex if i understand how it works, whereas a normal woman can make the man stray in a more significant way, that is it's less likely the man will leave you for a prostitute than a normal woman who may not even know he's married.

true prostitution is usually like a slave trade, but legal prostitution, like that in nevada, is highly regulated and oddly, quite safe. that being said, this is the exception, not the rule so for the most part you're right.

but i think in this case it would count as on the safer end of the spectrum. also if one ever were to use the services of such a lady, you would think him more inclined to use protection, but i suppose that's just me.

oh well...i'm not defending them per se...just saying i don't know what the inner workings of the mind are that make someone decide to sell sex.

[bipper]

Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

I pity them mostly.

Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.

[Spammerman]

Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

I pity them mostly.

Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.

Did you really?

[The Real Dark Messenger]

Sounds just weird!

[Renmiri]

Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.

Awww... She never deserved you. You will be better off without her in the long run :)

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I do want to say though, from the look of it she enjoyed the sex so much that she's going back for more. So, let's say, hypothetically, that they hook up. Get married, maybe have a few kids. How would you recount the story of how you met?

"Mommy sold her body for 5,000 World of Warcraft gold and Daddy was the one who paid!"

[Discord]

I do want to say though, from the look of it she enjoyed the sex so much that she's going back for more. So, let's say, hypothetically, that they hook up. Get married, maybe have a few kids. How would you recount the story of how you met?

"Mommy sold her body for 5,000 World of Warcraft gold and Daddy was the one who paid!"

I think the official version would be "Daddy gave Mommy a beatiful bird that she could fly (in a computer game) and Mommy instantly made love to him (just make sure you tell them as long as they don't yet know what "making love" means)".

[bipper]

Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

I pity them mostly.

Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.

Did you really?

fraid so.


Awww... She never deserved you. You will be better off without her in the long run

:love: ha thanks! I was a lower level, so I prolly deserved it. :p



I do want to say though, from the look of it she enjoyed the sex so much that she's going back for more. So, let's say, hypothetically, that they hook up. Get married, maybe have a few kids. How would you recount the story of how you met?

"Mommy sold her body for 5,000 World of Warcraft gold and Daddy was the one who paid!"

While I would enjoy seeing something work out, it just seems too odd. Seeing a regretable decision work out is considered luck; and I would hope they would remember this in thier pursuit of happiness.

[Misfit]

Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

I pity them mostly.

Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.
Yeah... Some girl did that on FFXI on my server when I played. She was married and her and her husband both played on Pandemonium... then next thing I hear she left him for some guy she met on the game. :P

I think that's all pretty fucked up.

[Rostum]

I guess now I'm just surprised they even have (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf9kX6ujz9w) sex drives.

[Discord]

I guess now I'm just surprised they even have (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf9kX6ujz9w) sex drives.

:thumb:

[Chemical]

It's like Pretty Woman... only she's not very pretty and they're both losers.

Go WoW.

She did say they're meeting again - and this time she's putting out for free. Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful relationship - maybe they'll get married and have little nerdlettes.

[Yliette]

I'm not surprised. Years ago when Ragnarok Online was still the hot thing here in the Philippines, I've heard many stories of women offering sex in exchange for zenny (RO's currency) or certain equipment. :eek:

There was even a murder story about a master of a well-known guild in the Lydia server who killed an opposing guild member for real just for a rare monster card. :eek: :eek:

And as for cross-universe economy, buying and selling in-game currency and items for PHP (Philippine Peso) is illegal but notoriously common here. :mad:

Sorry I got off topic again. Just thought I'd share the online gaming community of my country. :mad:

[Renmiri]

Heh, a guy killed another here in US over a game sword too. 2 years ago iirc.

[Discord]

Heh, a guy killed another here in US over a game sword too. 2 years ago iirc.

Wasn't it in China or South Korea? An EQ player, eh?

[Jowy]

I'm not surprised. Years ago when Ragnarok Online was still the hot thing here in the Philippines, I've heard many stories of women offering sex in exchange for zenny (RO's currency) or certain equipment. :eek:

There was even a murder story about a master of a well-known guild in the Lydia server who killed an opposing guild member for real just for a rare monster card. :eek: :eek:

And as for cross-universe economy, buying and selling in-game currency and items for PHP (Philippine Peso) is illegal but notoriously common here. :mad:

Sorry I got off topic again. Just thought I'd share the online gaming community of my country. :mad:

I'd put out for a +10 Perfect Gakkung of Verserk myself. ^_^

[Spammerman]

By the way, can anyone help me level my lvl 17.9 N.E Hunter, Ill be sure you get paid;)

[Yliette]

There was a 15-year old boy in South Korea who was reported to have played StarCraft for five consecutive days. He was then found dead in the bathroom.

Also in South Korea, a 25-year old man was reported to have collapsed and died inside an Internet cafe after playing StarCraft for 54 hours straight.

A South Korean couple was then arrested for abandoning their one-month old baby to die after they got carried away by World of Warcraft in a netcafe.

And after such news about online addiction spread, so did many urban rumors about people dying in front of their computers.

But only here in the Philippines where I've heard of online gaming sex trade. :mad:

[Arc_Master_14]

This shows that WoW is a bad thing it turns you crazy and sometimes fat like on south Park

[Jowy]

"Make Love, Not Warcraft" is also not an accurate representation of World of Warcraft in the slightest bit. Except for the majority of Alliance players being little children, anyway. ^_^

[Renmiri]

Heh, a guy killed another here in US over a game sword too. 2 years ago iirc.

Wasn't it in China or South Korea? An EQ player, eh?

Maybe.. My memory is foggy... Mommy's don't get much sleep. :rolleyes2

[Rostum]

Heh, a guy killed another here in US over a game sword too. 2 years ago iirc.

Wasn't it in China or South Korea? An EQ player, eh?

Maybe.. My memory is foggy...:rolleyes2

It probably has happened in every MMO over there. :p

[Dr. Acula]

There was a 15-year old boy in South Korea who was reported to have played StarCraft for five consecutive days. He was then found dead in the bathroom.

Also in South Korea, a 25-year old man was reported to have collapsed and died inside an Internet cafe after playing StarCraft for 54 hours straight.

A South Korean couple was then arrested for abandoning their one-month old baby to die after they got carried away by World of Warcraft in a netcafe.

And after such news about online addiction spread, so did many urban rumors about people dying in front of their computers.

But only here in the Philippines where I've heard of online gaming sex trade. :mad:
My gosh... I mean, these games are addictive and all but they SHOULD know when to stop...

[Cookie]

There was a 15-year old boy in South Korea who was reported to have played StarCraft for five consecutive days. He was then found dead in the bathroom.

Also in South Korea, a 25-year old man was reported to have collapsed and died inside an Internet cafe after playing StarCraft for 54 hours straight.

That kid made that guy look like a little bitch.

[Nominus Experse]

I accepted a trade, but the sex was duped...

[theundeadhero]

I'll put out for 5000. PM me.

[Yliette]

Forgot to mention;

A Thai was reported to have committed suicide after his Ragnarok Online account got hacked.

I know how being hacked feels. It feels so terrible... But on my case not to the point of taking my own life.

All the bollocks people do for electronic data...

[Misfit]

Except for the majority of Alliance players being little children, anyway. ^_^
>:[

You would say the same thing about horde if you played Alliance and horde kept killing you!

[Renmiri]

I'll put out for 5000. PM me.

What ? With those sexy-smexy leather pants they should be paying you! :p

[Bunny]

This shows that WoW is a bad thing it turns you crazy and sometimes fat like on south Park

Yes, yes you are absolutely correct! This harmless video game, which has no real mind of its own, was the reason for people becoming obsessive. It couldn't have possibly been the fault of the people. No sirree, we are humans! We are above that unnecessary way of thinking. Let's go blame something that is harmless to the other 3 million people that play the game. That's a better way to look at things.

And while we are at it, let's go blame Grand Theft Auto for every single car jacking. Oh and Mortal Kombat for murders!

Video games are the devil, you see.

Video games are harmless; people are stupid.

Boy howdy.

rantrantrant sarcasm rant not serious post yell scream whine oh you hurt my feelings cry

[Jowy]

It's Super Mario 64's fault I killed my pet turtle. I thought I could just jump on his back and slide around at 2.5x speed, but NO IT DIDN'T WORK AND NOW SPEEDY'S DEAD.

[Bunny]

It's Super Mario 64's fault I killed my pet turtle. I thought I could just jump on his back and slide around at 2.5x speed, but NO IT DIDN'T WORK AND NOW SPEEDY'S DEAD.

Don't worry, Mr. Jowy. Speedy is in a better place now. Turtle heaven, where he can move as fast as he wants and do all the other things that turtles do.

What other things do turtles do? Man, I need to research turtle activities. They are the laziest animals ever. WTF is their purpose?!

[Spammerman]

I'll put out for 5000. PM me.

What ? With those sexy-smexy leather pants they should be paying you! :p
They are paying him.

[bipper]

I'll put out for 5000. PM me.

What ? With those sexy-smexy leather pants they should be paying you! :p
They are paying him.

play on denotation. The way he said it, it just sounded like he would pay; that is what she ment. HA HA .... ?

[theundeadhero]

So are you giving the 5000 or am I ;)

[Jowy]

It's Super Mario 64's fault I killed my pet turtle. I thought I could just jump on his back and slide around at 2.5x speed, but NO IT DIDN'T WORK AND NOW SPEEDY'S DEAD.

Don't worry, Mr. Jowy. Speedy is in a better place now. Turtle heaven, where he can move as fast as he wants and do all the other things that turtles do.

What other things do turtles do? Man, I need to research turtle activities. They are the laziest animals ever. WTF is their purpose?!

They make decent tanks but suck at DPS. =/

[Renmiri]

nah...
1) I was joking
2) I doubt a mommy of 3 is undeadhero's type
3) I'm broke

But Spammerman might be willing ;)

[Spammerman]

So undead, how bout it, wanna help me lvl my N.E. once i upgrade account;)

[Araciel]

still goin' strong huh... can't say i'm surprised...but the deed is done and everyone got what they wanted it would seem ;)

[Jowy]

Except for the majority of Alliance players being little children, anyway. ^_^
>:[

You would say the same thing about horde if you played Alliance and horde kept killing you!

"fucking alliance! I hate the alliance!"

<3

[Bunny]

Except for the majority of Alliance players being little children, anyway. ^_^
>:[

You would say the same thing about horde if you played Alliance and horde kept killing you!

"smurfing alliance! I hate the alliance!"

<3

Both sides are full of complete idiots and wonderful, knowledgable players. Get on any server between the hours of 8-1:30 (whatever time zone you are in) and you may only get ganked by a 70, when you are under 60, once. The children are at school during those times.

[Jowy]

I know. :aimwink: I just like hassling her for having a Night Elf. =P

[Bunny]

Yeah, Night Elves do suck. Everyone knows the best race is Gnome.

[Spammerman]

I know. :aimwink: I just like hassling her for having a Night Elf. =P

Night Elves kick ass.

[theundeadhero]

I was hoping this thread would generate some interesting google adds, but they were all text.

[Jowy]

Once the google ads give us the realdolls, I think we'll be set. 8-)

[Bunny]

I know. :aimwink: I just like hassling her for having a Night Elf. =P

Night Elves kick ass.

In the land of opposites, maybe.

[Dr. Acula]

Yeah, Night Elves do suck. Everyone knows the best race is Gnome.

Especially my crappy Gnome warrior!




Warriors suck.

[theundeadhero]

My lvl 16 undead warrior will pwn you!

[Bunny]

Yeah, Night Elves do suck. Everyone knows the best race is Gnome.

Especially my crappy Gnome warrior!




Warriors suck.

Warriors are really boring and apparently the hardest class to play. I have only played with a handful of decent tanks. -_-

Gnome warriors are just the silliest idea.

[Misfit]

I know. :aimwink: I just like hassling her for having a Night Elf. =P

Night Elves kick ass.

*highfive*

[Bunny]

The amount of wrong in this thread just got wronger.

[Jowy]

I think Tauren Rogues are the silliest idea ever. The prospect of a giant cow and stealth tactics makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

[Misfit]

>_>

I um...

[Bunny]

Taurens can't choose rogues as a class though! Gnomes can be warriors! If we're doing that: Gnome druid.

[Jowy]

I know they can't! It's about as sensical as a Gnome Warrior though. =P

Gnomes in general are just ridiculous. And Dwarves. They're short and stupid.

[Bunny]

I WILL BURN YOU WITH FIRE

[Jowy]

As opposed to burning me with what? :3

[Bunny]

Ice

[Jowy]

Frost Armor makes me think otherwise. I'm already shielded by Ice!

[Bunny]

I don't want to talk to you anymore, Mr. Female Blood Elf Hunter.

[Jowy]

Parcelyte's a boy though!

[escobert]

If were to start WoW again I'd be a gnome me thinks.

[Spammerman]

Night Elves are the most bad-ass race of WoW. Bunny, you need to learn this. I cast Auto-cool on Misfit. She beats you.

[Jowy]

SO anyone who has a character on Draka should come on a WC run with us tonight at 6:15 EST.

And Misfit is quite awesome and beats most people here in terms of awesomeness. :heart:

[Madame Adequate]

Parcelyte's a boy though!

Pfffft, Blizz just gave Belfs two female gender choices.

[escobert]

SO anyone who has a character on Draka should come on a WC run with us tonight at 6:15 EST.

And Misfit is quite awesome and beats most people here in terms of awesomeness. :heart:

ha! haha!

[Spammerman]

And Misfit is quite awesome and beats most people here in terms of awesomeness. :heart:
Therefore, to put it simply
Misfit=Coolness
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Night Elf so Since Misfit, well put her as M = Coolness, C, and she is a NIght Elf M=C=NE

[Jowy]

This thread's gone in a totally different direction!

*PDA's Misfit* :aimkiss:

[Spammerman]

This thread's gone in a totally different direction!

*PDA's Misfit* :aimkiss:

no, Bunny is just jealous because Misfit and I know Night Elves kick ass. We need to bring Bunny into the light! Show her the way of the purple skinned!

[Jowy]

FUN FACT: Bunny's a guy.

[Bunny]

Hahahahhahaha

Shhh Jowy, shhhh

[Araciel]

zomg wtf ftw ....

ROFLMAO

now i wanna play...too bad i'm with my girlfriend...see me frown while being loved ! :P

[fantasyjunkie]

Somehow, I just can't imagine the folks at Blizzard anticipating this when they where building the game! :p

[Misfit]

I want to play again plz. :(

And what is going on, I'm being PDA'd and awesomefied. :3

[Jowy]

I think you're starting to build up fandom!

[Misfit]

I think you're starting to build up fandom!
*goes to breakfast*

PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION! *smooch* xD

But anyway, NE Rogues > everybody else. ^_^

[Bunny]

I hate rogues.

[Misfit]

'Cause they kick everybody's ass.

[Jowy]

And the majority of them have stupid names like "Imatwink" "Twinkout" and "Alixsar". ^_^

[Misfit]

I take back that whole PDA note! >:[

[Jowy]

Majority!

[Misfit]

STILL!

[Jowy]

The post was moreso targeted at making fun of Alex. :aimwink:

[Misfit]

Suuuuure! You're just trying to save yourself. It's not going to work this time, mister!

[Jowy]

*kicks up dirt*

Aww, nuts. How do I atone for my wrongdoings?

[Misfit]

It's not EoFF appropriate.

[Jowy]

AWESOME.

[Misfit]

SEE ME AFTER CLASS! >;D

[Jowy]

This is the most appropriate time to be listening to this. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EXfGlg2o6qs) :aimkiss:

[Bunny]

'Cause they kick everybody's ass.

It's because there are very few good rogues that actually know how to play their class. The couple that I have played with, and have formed a friendship with, usually have a good 50k damage before I can amass even 20k. And then it just keeps shooting up and up. Without them, I top the DPS charts by a good 200k.

Bastards.

[Misfit]

This is the most appropriate time to be listening to this. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EXfGlg2o6qs) :aimkiss:
Let's play dress-up. xD

[Jowy]

I prefer "dress-off" myself.

[Misfit]

I prefer "dress-off" myself.
We dress-up to dress-off, though!

[Jowy]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Misfit]

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism... xD

[Jowy]

I don't really need magick. I just need to use my finger snapping tricks. :aimwink:

[Misfit]

You mean like when we were... and then you... last weekend? :greenie:

[Jowy]

Indeed. And that's just a first tier talent. 8-)

[Misfit]

So... Are you busy this weekend? :greenie:

[Jowy]

I'll be busy showing off what I distributed my talent points into! :aimwink:

[ValiantKnight]

...
But not very shocking.

Guess she requests the picture so she can turn down the ugly fellows
That cut hope off for all of the so-called nerds I guess.

Somehow this just doesn't strike any nerves, good or bad with me. Maybe time hardens one's take on strange things.

[Jowy]

Are you hitting on me?

[Misfit]

/flirt

[Jowy]

Oh, it's an epic mount alright.

[Bunny]

WoW =/= sexy talk people

YOU ARE NOT NERDS

[Jowy]

I like it when she talks nerdy to me.

[Misfit]

I've got epics, baby. ;D

[Jowy]

I wanna see how crazy you get after a few of my mana potions. ;)

Lindariel's robes are coming off tonight!

[Misfit]

Those mana potions AND the way Parcelyte uses that aimed shot... gets her all hot and bothered~!

[Jowy]

Oh, you haven't even seen the real "Aimed Shot" yet. :aimwink:

[Misfit]

I was hoping you'd show me your technique someday. ;x

[Jowy]

The best thing about my Aimed Shot is that there's no three second cooldown time. I can just keep using it over and over and over.

[Misfit]

I don't know if I have the right stats to handle that!

[Jowy]

We can take a break in the city to become rested if need be. It'll even enhance the experience a little bit!

[Misfit]

I can't top that. xD

By the time we're done, we should be endgame then. *nods*

[Jowy]

Want to roll new characters after that then? :aimwink:

[Misfit]

OR we can rock the epics hardcore. And you can teach me how to ride the epic mounts.

[Jowy]

How does me picking up a [Metal Barbell of the Legends] and [Cloth Wrist Restraints] sound then?

[Misfit]

Legendary.

[Jowy]

We'll get to the mount training after you gain a few levels.

[Misfit]

It's gonna be that intense that we'll pass level 70? :o

[Jowy]

Darling, we go up to level 71.

[Misfit]

99*

[Jowy]

os hi-

Think you're ready to kickstart it up that high?

[bipper]

WoW is a mmorpg designed for sluts.

[Misfit]

os hi-

Think you're ready to kickstart it up that high?
We play on hard mode!

[Jowy]

My PvP flag is ALWAYS up for you, baby. 8-)

[Misfit]

I thought it was for all those Draenei girls... ;x

[Jowy]

Can't say I'm a fan of the Draenei ladies. Your Night Elf though...mrrowl!

[Misfit]

Oh, don't pretend to LIKE Night Elves now just 'cause you want a little experience bonus!

[Jowy]

It's going to be a mutual experience bonus. And hey, to be fair, the Horde doesn't really have that many attractive races. We've got Blood Elves. And...Blood Elves.

[Misfit]

Orcs...Mmm.

[Bunny]

I, uh...

oh dear oh dear oh dear

[Jowy]

Orcs...Mmm.

Orc women are slightly more attractive than Tauren women at least.

[Spammerman]

I didn't know Tauren had women. Well, I didnt know you could tell them apart just by looks.

[Jowy]

Tauren males have broader shoulders. That's pretty much the only distinction. xD

[Araciel]

what are you talking about?

tauren women are udderly appealing to me.

*groans*

[Misfit]

Orcs...Mmm.

Orc women are slightly more attractive than Tauren women at least.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

[Jowy]

That goes to show that I'm not furry though! ^^

[Misfit]

Uh... TabbyBlower?

[Jowy]

I'll blow on your tabby.

Take that out of context.

[Misfit]

ERIC!

[Jowy]

You'll love it.

[Misfit]

I don't doubt your talents. ^_^

[Jowy]

I can just pay the 1G for a talent point reset if I need work in a certain area. ;D

[Misfit]

Where would you spend your points? :o

[Jowy]

Well, that depends. I might not need a reset if you help me levelgrind a bit. :aimwink:

[Misfit]

Oh, I'll grind YOUR level alright.

[Jowy]

We're both in the blue, so we'll level pretty quickly.

[Misfit]

As long as we don't die...

[Jowy]

I'll keep some water nearby in case our mana gets low. Death doesn't seem likely.

[Misfit]

Okay, you've got this well planned out. ^_^

[Jowy]

Well, it's something I'd like to happen! Planning needs to be made for an event like this.

[Misfit]

It's going to be a helluva night.

[Jowy]

We might need a [Comfortable Blanket] for when it's all over with though.

[Misfit]

And a trip to the waterfalls. ^_^

[Jowy]

I can't outdo that one. :aimkiss:

[Misfit]

Hawt!

[Jowy]

The waterfalls are known for their invigoratingly warm temperatures.

[Misfit]

OH GOD THE WATER WILL GET HOT.

'Cause of my rain of fire... duh.

[Jowy]

Eserikto could cast Blizzard if it gets a bit too warm.

[Misfit]

Holycrap more than one of you. ^_^

[Jowy]

Think you could handle two at a time?

[Misfit]

Oh, god yeah. I'm good to go.

[Jowy]

I'm picturing it and it's kind of...erotic. o_o

[Discord]

Wooooooo! Cybersex in a new dimension! Now we can do it even in a FF-Forum! Super!

Just make sure you spam away the contents before the admins spot them.:D *bearhug Leeza*

[Misfit]

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!

[Jowy]

It's also relating entirely to the topic.

Lindariel's hot.

[Misfit]

We like to travel and experience. ^_^

[Jowy]

And we're getting epic mount skills, a few new purples and blues, and discussing where talent points need to be distributed.

[Discord]

Oh, don't feel bothered. I'm not even here. *uses vanish*:cool: