It's a good thing you're pretty.

[bipper]

I have seen a dramatic increase in failures recently. This thread being a prime example.

Please, tell me about your failures, so I can feel better about my lack of caring.

P.S. database rollback made me lol as I started to cut.

[Peegee]

wtf

I went to a birthday party with the idea that there would be hawt gurls

There were hawt gurls -- all taken.

However the birthday party itself was not a fail. Good :D

[Roto13]

I fail for missing two final exams by accident. >_>

[Proxy]

I fail at life. =(
I got tested, and got like a 4%. Terrible.

[Anno Domini]

I fail at life. =(
I got tested, and got like a 4%. Terrible.
this made me laugh for i too suck majorly at all things:cat:

[Breine]

I got a 6 (which is the equivalent of an E) on an important written examination. And because of that my grade average is pretty much f**ked up at the moment. Sigh, I really have to do a good job at my final exams this summer.

[Tallulah]

I graduated without honours. And a non-honours degree, anything under a 2:2 really, is pretty useless. :cry:

[oddler]

I was thinking about not posting here since I'm a given but what the hell.

I fail to have feelings most of the time. :choc2:

[Dr. Acula]

I failed my Spanish project I worked really hard on just because I didn't have a bibliography.:(

[blackmage_nuke]

I got 99% in a test and came second, Oh woe is me

I fail at failing

[Levian]

I bought a T-shirt and a coffee cup with a logo from a Norwegian soap opera. I don't even drink coffee.

[Wolf Kanno]

My neighbor is mad at me cause I accidentally ran over his dog...

...except replace accident with repeatedly and dog with son...

I fail at coming up with original material.

[Cloudane]

Failures, huh?

Probably work. I've done plenty of it but none of it is really visible (somewhat akin to the old story of a swan slowly gliding along whilst you can't see its legs paddling like crazy), leading to me getting into trouble.

Must do more Visible Stuff that pleases managers.

[Griff]

Would it be irony that my biggest failure is that I'm not pretty?

[Avarice-ness]

I don't fail!

I only do a really great job at not winning!

[Old Manus]

Becoming a /b/tard :(

[Shoeberto]

Myspace has owned me two nights in a row because of how bad it is. But I gotta use it for a project :(

[Disco Potato]

Last year in AP English I got an 86% on an essay. It turned out I would've gotten an A on it if I had written a sentence with a semicolon in it to satisfy part of the teacher's rubric ("sentence structure variety") :eep:

Also, I once I got an 8 out of 30-something on an anatomy quiz :p

[black orb]

>>> I fail at finding a job, I fail at getting a girl..:pinkelephant:

[Bunny]

I fail at life. =(
I got tested, and got like a 4%. Terrible.

Well if it was an AIDS test you might have passed.

I fail at failing.