Elections: The Party's Secret Volcano Spam Fortress.

[JackNapier]

Dammit, I was seconds away from doing that.

[Freya]

Go Ubel! You're now not seconds away!

[Psychotic]

No, whoever is doing that. No.

[theundeadhero]

:kiss:

[Freya]

I feel like my life is being played with.

[yanis]

I was really close...and then the thread closed...Whatever I'm glad it's reopened!!!!:bigbiggri

[Flying Mullet]

I survived!

[Freya]

Yeah, for now.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hmmm...did I miss something?:confused:

[Tavrobel]

Z_X is the culprit. Kill him.

[yanis]

It looks more like X_X for me!!!;)

[Psychotic]

I think it's more LZ_X right now.

[Freya]

Oie!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Oooook, I'm down with killin' for the party.:cool:

[yanis]

Oooook, I'm down with killin' for the party.:cool:
It would be easier if we had more G's like you!!!:cool:

[Freya]

Fo' sho!

[oddler]

That's a wrap.

http://www.phoood.com/weblog/crunchwrap.jpg

[Tavrobel]

That's a wrap.

http://www.phoood.com/weblog/crunchwrap.jpg

Not quite.

[oddler]

That's a wrap.

http://www.phoood.com/weblog/crunchwrap.jpg

Not quite.

Crunchwrap. :rolleyes2 Happy now?

[Renmiri]

Wee!!! We beat the 3,000 milestone!

[Tavrobel]

Crunch candy, bitch.

[oddler]

http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_blowup/Crunch-n-Munch-Blow-Up1.jpg

:middlefinger:

[CimminyCricket]

xD Oh no, it would seem The Party is falling apart. What has happened to all of you?

[yanis]

http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_blowup/Crunch-n-Munch-Blow-Up1.jpg

:middlefinger:
:up:...The only finger smiley...
EDIT: I don't like the other :down:

[Psychotic]

Fuck off, Cim. We hate you.

[Tavrobel]

xD Oh no, it would seem The Party is falling apart. What has happened to all of you?

I was always mean to my Party members and friend. Where have you been?

[oddler]

What?

[yanis]

xD Oh no, it would seem The Party is falling apart. What has happened to all of you?

We're not falling apart...We're rising again!!!:cool:

[CimminyCricket]

smurf off, Cim. We hate you.

d;_;b Why?



xD Oh no, it would seem The Party is falling apart. What has happened to all of you?

I was always mean to my Party members and friend. Where have you been?

Reading only the posts of yours that have references to me in them.

[Psychotic]

FUCK OFF CIM. FUCK OFF AND DIE.

[CimminyCricket]

smurf OFF CIM. smurf OFF AND DIE.

I thought you loved me?

[oddler]

Consoles.

http://www.weekendgamer.co.uk/images/consoles.jpg

[CimminyCricket]

Ew, a Virtual Boy. NOEZ MY HEAD ACHES, THEY BE COMING BACK!!

[Psychotic]

All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

[CimminyCricket]

What?

[oddler]

Can I be the all-singing all-dancing crap?!

[CimminyCricket]

No!

[Tavrobel]

Reading only the posts of yours that have references to me in them.

I'm pretty mean to SRL, too. You can hear the abuse I slap at you on DII.

[Psychotic]

Can I be the all-singing all-dancing crap?!You already are.

Hey Cim, change your sig to the Party banner.

[CimminyCricket]

OK! :c\

[yanis]

Can I be the all-singing all-dancing crap?!
Dancing banana?
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w161/yanisb/dbanana.png

[Psychotic]

Now we have a new friend!

[CimminyCricket]

Cim <---- is new friend?

[Psychotic]

Yes. Now you are an honourary member of The Party. Congratulations.

[CimminyCricket]

Perhaps you could show a little more enthusiasm? :c)

[Psychotic]

Yes! Now you are an honourary member of The Party! Congratulations!

[CimminyCricket]

Yay! Thank you! :cD
(The crowd goes wild)

[Psychotic]

hero, Shadsy, Fonzy, Guessy-wuessy and all those whose hearts truly lay with The Party can all become honourary members too, if they'd like, now that the contest is over.

You don't get a winner's medal, and none of the glory of victory, but you get to be part of the greatest EoFF Party of all time, even if it is only for a day or two.

[yanis]

So there will be no party...only THE PARTY!!!:cool:

[Tavrobel]

There is no other solution, and there never existed another solution. We are the solution.

[Renmiri]

You will all be assimilated!

http://web.clas.ufl.edu/users/lsb/images/borg%20queen%20copy.gif

[Tavrobel]

We have never been at war with them. They are us.

[oddler]

Him sucks.

[Shiny]

HIM sucks.

[Iceglow]

We would never have surrendered we would have fought and died, but in our fighting we won! (end of captain Basch impersonation)

[theundeadhero]

I'll always be JLI at heart, but I'll go to the victory party.

[Agrias]

We won?...>_>

Wow, that was unexpected. CONGRATS everyone!

[Giga Guess]

hero, Shadsy, Fonzy, Guessy-wuessy and all those whose hearts truly lay with The Party can all become honourary members too, if they'd like, now that the contest is over.

You don't get a winner's medal, and none of the glory of victory, but you get to be part of the greatest EoFF Party of all time, even if it is only for a day or two.

I'll pass, but if you're done with them, I'll drag a few members off to my dunge- erm, den for...aah...later use.

[Fonzie]

hero, Shadsy, Fonzy, Guessy-wuessy and all those whose hearts truly lay with The Party can all become honourary members too, if they'd like, now that the contest is over.

You don't get a winner's medal, and none of the glory of victory, but you get to be part of the greatest EoFF Party of all time, even if it is only for a day or two.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8252/othersmileqj4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo son, Nobody can't get on our level so they better learn how to respect game and blow down dammit! You can roll with us, or get rolled over!:cool:

[CimminyCricket]

Nobody can't get on our level

Do you realise by saying that, you have said that it is impossible to not get on your level, right?

[yanis]

Nobody can't get on our level

Do you realise by saying that, you have said that it is impossible to not get on your level, right?

Maybe he was talking about nobodies, who can't get on our level!!!:cool:

EDIT: Nice sig you have there, Cim!!! ;)

[Tavrobel]

You are all insane.

[JackNapier]

Gas 'em before it's too late.

[Tavrobel]

I NEED FIRE TO CLEANSE THE LAND

[CimminyCricket]

Nobody can't get on our level

Do you realise by saying that, you have said that it is impossible to not get on your level, right?

Maybe he was talking about nobodies, who can't get on our level!!!:cool:

EDIT: Nice sig you have there, Cim!!! ;)

I really have no idea where it came from.

[Tavrobel]

I really have no idea where it came from.

http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/o-rly001.jpg

[yanis]

I NEED FIRE TO CLEANSE THE LAND
I said something about kh and now you want to fire me everyone, Tav:confused:

[demondude]

How long before this thread gets closed


I WANT LAST POST:)

[Flying Mullet]

I WANT LAST POST:)
<a href="http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1958898">O RLY?</a>

[demondude]

sure about that:p

[Goldenboko]

Dear god, is this thread still going, EoFF should be ashamed.

[JackNapier]

I really have no idea where it came from.

http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/o-rly001.jpg


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6961000/ngbbs436eebdf3a348.jpg

[Psychotic]

How long before this thread gets closed


I WANT LAST POST:)Whenever I say so.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT:)
Dear god, is this thread still going, EoFF should be ashamed.You're right, we need more threads where people use MANUS poll options because they're too lazy to think up their own gimmicks.

[yanis]

So now we know who will close this thread and who will get the last post, Psy...

[Psychotic]

I didn't say I would get the last post. ;)

[Cz]

I say we give it to Proto for being such a good sport.

And then edit it so it says he is a homosexual or something equally hilarious. :lol:

[Goldenboko]

YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT:)
Dear god, is this thread still going, EoFF should be ashamed.You're right, we need more threads where people use MANUS poll options because they're too lazy to think up their own gimmicks.

Of course we do.

[Tavrobel]

I didn't say I would get the last post. ;)

Neither did I. So therefore, no one gets last post. No one.

[Psychotic]

And then edit it so it says he is a homosexual or something equally hilarious. :lol:"Proto fancies his cousin!" (which apparently is true, according to some old thread)

OK then Goldenboko, as you're obviously better at EoFF than all of us, why don't you go and raise the quality of the forums, while we drag it down with our dick and fart jokes? Stay out of this thread! We might infect you!

[Flying Mullet]

OK then Goldenboko, as you're obviously better at EoFF than all of us...
I've been wanting to get better for a while, but gamefaqs never has EoFF listed. :cry:

[yanis]

To raise the quality of eoff we can split this thread to many others by subject, coz there are so many good topics...That way we will have multiple last posts :bgl:

[theundeadhero]

Have you checked the frontsite?

[Goldenboko]

And then edit it so it says he is a homosexual or something equally hilarious. :lol:"Proto fancies his cousin!" (which apparently is true, according to some old thread)

OK then Goldenboko, as you're obviously better at EoFF than all of us, why don't you go and raise the quality of the forums, while we drag it down with our dick and fart jokes? Stay out of this thread! We might infect you!
Sorry, far, too, lazy ;)

[Freya]

I'd like the last post but people will prolly ruin it for me.

[DK]

"Proto fancies his cousin!" (which apparently is true, according to some old thread)

Yes. Yes he does. (http://jifferz.livejournal.com/199337.html)

[yanis]

"Proto fancies his cousin!" (which apparently is true, according to some old thread)

Yes. Yes he does. (http://jifferz.livejournal.com/199337.html)

And it's forbidden for us to see...:(

[Flying Mullet]

Oooh, forbidden love. Tastey. :love:

[Psychotic]

"Proto fancies his cousin!" (which apparently is true, according to some old thread)

Yes. Yes he does. (http://jifferz.livejournal.com/199337.html)THE RUMOURS WERE TRUE! :eek:

[Renmiri]

Last post ?!?!?

[Tavrobel]

How about not?

[yanis]

How about making this thread Eternal...

[Flying Mullet]

Or just deleting it altogether.

[Renmiri]

Deleting it ?

Noooooooo!!!! :(

[Psychotic]

Cid's Knight guidelines officially state that threads should never be deleted.

[Tavrobel]

It screws with the servers, but also, because CKs are all dicks.

[yanis]

You want to be a CK, Tav?:rolleyes2

[Freya]

Tavy a ck?! Ha.

[Tavrobel]

I rage out on the establishment. I am no lapdog to do their bidding.

Why would I subject myself to the lies of the Brotherhood?

[Psychotic]

No, it's nothing to do with the servers. It's to preserve IP addresses. :)

[Tavrobel]

It's to preserve IP addresses. :)

Translation: "us CKs are dicks."

[Freya]

I bet you'd like to see my "IP address":bgl:

[Psychotic]

The rest of them are. I'm different! :goofy:

edit: lekana pix plz

[yanis]

It's to preserve IP addresses. :)

Translation: "us CKs are dicks."

You even know the CK language...and you don't want to be one of them?:greenie:

EDIT: The pics again :D

[Tavrobel]

I bet you'd like to see my "IP address":bgl:

Yes, I would. Then I could stalk you.

[Freya]

Oh paul you've seen my "IP address" multiple times.

[Tavrobel]

This mysterious use of quotations makes me suspicious that you are in fact...

[Freya]

I was just quoting it to lead wandering minds to other things. Paul prolly has seen my ip address.

[Tavrobel]

... using a false IP address! You charlatan! Liar! Falsifier of the epic proportion!

[Freya]

What can I do for you to trust me again Tavy!?

[yanis]

Show him the pics...

[Tavrobel]

You know what the price will be. For a lie this great, only a tribute of equal magnitude will suffice.

In turn, I will take that which you treasure most from you. Do you accept these terms?

[Freya]

I don't know what I treasure the most.

[Tavrobel]

It is your feelings for Paul. Never again with your relationship with him be the same, should even your memory return.

[Freya]

But I love hims!

[Tavrobel]

It is the price.

[Freya]

but... but... but.... You can't do this to me!

[Tavrobel]

I cannot do this? You have not an idea of the power I hold over you. To me, you are a mere Sambo-doll. Tugged at by invisible strings of the controlling kind. There's more than one way to use string, my dear. You can extract a character from it; you can convert it to a Unicode Array; ASCII values! But also with string, one controls, mends, weaves, creates all simulataneously!

I am a servant of the world, and if I am a humble servant, then you should consider yourself, at best, a tool. If ever you wish to regain your memories, you must travel to the worlds beyond, lest your heart give out, and you go to sleep...


... for a very long time.

[Psychotic]

I don't know what's going on here but I'm rooting for 'kana. She has (marginally) bigger boobs than 'obel.

[Tavrobel]

I don't know what's going on here but I'm rooting for 'kana. She has (marginally) bigger boobs than 'obel.

I do not ask you to root for me; but rather, to know that I will arrive the victor.

[Freya]

I :heart: paul..... sorry tavy..... he's my main man, I can't forget about him. SORRY.

[Tavrobel]

I don't want your love. Prepare then, for an eternity of hatred and freedom, the ultimate freedom, of the kind that is truly slavery at its best. War is peace; slavery is freedom; and you have failed.

Off to a new society with you, miss Lekana the Bear. For you are in a state of hibernation.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, who want me to bust a quick rap on here?:cool:

[Psychotic]

A'yo, who want me to bust a quick rap on here?:cool:YES!

rap about the party, its members, and how great our victory was!

[Tavrobel]

A'yo, who want me to bust a quick rap on here?:cool:

If this has anything to do with Lekana now being my bitch, you may proceed. If not, you may proceed.

[Freya]

Tavy's just jealous.

A rap would be sweet!

[Tavrobel]

Tavy's just jealous.

A rap would be sweet!

Fail less, and I'll be jealous.

[yanis]

This rap might be not so quick, son ;)

[Freya]

Yanis, why are you one of my new favorite people? Oh wait that's right, cause I kicked Tav off that list. WELCOME YANIS!

[Tavrobel]

I haven't been new since June '06.

[yanis]

What? :eyebrow:

[Freya]

He's a new favorite and you were a semi new favorite but I kicked you off the favorite list.

EDIT: Oh yes yanis.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hold on people. Almost done...

[Tavrobel]

He's a new favorite and you were a semi new favorite but I kicked you off the favorite list.

EDIT: Oh yes yanis.

Why do you even have a favorite list? How did I actually get on the list? I did not ever want to be on your list.

[Freya]

It's my opinion of you. You have no say in the matter.

[Tavrobel]

It's my opinion of you. You have no say in the matter.

Is your opinion supposed to matter? I already took your love of PsyPie.

[yanis]

I don't think I am...:riiight: I think Tav is already jealous...

[Freya]

Yanis I think i'm gonna put you on my buddy list and kick tavy off.

[yanis]

I don't think it's necessary to kick Tavy off, I will feel responsible for that...

[Shiny]

Frivolous bickering is only tolerated in places that isn't this place. On the random tip, my dog smells. ;p

[Freya]

Ok but you're now my friend, expect usernote spam.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Check it out....

Typhoon Tha Reapa 'bout to lay it down again
'Bout to show these cats the party that's engulfed in sin
With my boy Psy at the head of the crew
A'yo grind these fools up and serve em up like stew
And don't try to shoot
'Cause if we roll ya' through
This party thirty deep
When we creep you gonna be missin' some teeth
Yanis and CZ be actin' a fool in these streets
Tempest and Shiny be leavin these punk bitches blind
My boy Roto would take the Glock and put nine in they mind
Sergent Hitman would leave these bitches sankin' in quick sand
If Odd eye catch you slippin' kiss that ass goodbye
Rocket Edge be slamin' these bitches head in the door
Took the Red Pill my dog pimpin' all these whores
I don't need a name what? You think it's a game?
Keep messin' with him he'll crash ya' ass in a plane
Khoatic 'bout to do these fool in some what psychotic
Reno Is my Man dividin' up this cash
Themagicroundandbout smackin you fools in the mouth
Ubel would make sure that ass hit hell
Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it
A'yo it's my dogs Flying Mallet and Lavian
Now that they here don't exspect to breath again
Tav trying to make Lekana his bitch
It's all love so just cut that :skull::skull::skull::skull:
And anybody I missed do worry you part of the click
So hold ya hand over ya heart and repeat this
We "The Party" don't take no :skull::skull::skull::skull:
We the baddest crew in the world rob ya mommy and split
We have no information for cops leavin' bodies to rott
We cool as ice and yet our game is hot
So this is for anyone with the balls
You mess with one of us you mess with us all
:cool:

[Psychotic]

Reapa is a god.

[Freya]

Oh my! I loves it!

[Tavrobel]

Yanis I think i'm gonna put you on my buddy list and kick tavy off.

People actually use the Buddy List?

[yanis]

Reapa is a god.

I think calling him Tupac tops it..;)

[Tavrobel]

Reapa is a god.

I think calling him Tupac tops it..;)

Don't even joke about that.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Reapa is a god.

I think calling him Tupac tops it..;)

Don't even joke about that.

I don't think I'm 2Pac, but I am pretty damn good...:cool:

[Freya]

Stop scareing the locals tavy.

[Fonzie]

From now on, all of Tavrobel's posts will be answered with the below picture.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5913/untitledzh2tt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Shiny]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

[Freya]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:
Yeah hey! I want my that good!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

Tav smoked it all...:cool:

[yanis]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

Tav smoked it all...:cool:

Can't you make some more...;)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

Tav smoked it all...:cool:

Can't you make some more...;)

Ask Old Manis and Meat Puppet. Their the experts...

[yanis]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

Tav smoked it all...:cool:

Can't you make some more...;)

Ask Old Manis and Meat Puppet. Their the experts...

Aren't you an expert too...come on I'm not gonna tell on yooo!!!;)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

Tav smoked it all...:cool:

Can't you make some more...;)

Ask Old Manis and Meat Puppet. Their the experts...

Aren't you an expert too...come on I'm not gonna tell on yooo!!!;)

....Promise?:rolleyes2

[yanis]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

Tav smoked it all...:cool:

Can't you make some more...;)

Ask Old Manis and Meat Puppet. Their the experts...

Aren't you an expert too...come on I'm not gonna tell on yooo!!!;)

....Promise?:rolleyes2

You don't trust me?:cry:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Old Manis and Meat Puppet got that good and we love it

Hey, give us back that good! :mad2:

Tav smoked it all...:cool:

Can't you make some more...;)

Ask Old Manis and Meat Puppet. Their the experts...

Aren't you an expert too...come on I'm not gonna tell on yooo!!!;)

....Promise?:rolleyes2

You don't trust me?:cry:

Well, this is the internet. Everything is being monitored...:shifty:

[Giga Guess]

Well, this is the internet. Everything is being monitored...:shifty:

YAAAAAAAAAAR!

*Smacks ass....for old time's sake...*

[Anno Domini]

how do you get to be in a party. i am confused. vry :confused:

[Bunny]

Elections are over. The Party has won.

[CimminyCricket]

Well, this is the internet. Everything is being monitored...:shifty:

YAAAAAAAAAAR!

*Smacks ass....for old time's sake...*

Careful, he's a gangsta. Remember?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Me and Giga goes way back...when I was drunk. *Drinks and fifth of Vodka making Giga look like Holle Berry* HELL YEAH!!! COME HERE YOU SEXY THING!!!!!!!:cool:

[I Don't Need A Name]

isnt it Hallie Berry? :D

[CimminyCricket]

Yes, but there are a number of things he can't spell right, so her name is really the least of his spelling problems.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I'm Thet Danm Durnk!!!!!!!:cool:

[Psychotic]

2 hours 45 minutes.

[Anno Domini]

how do you get included in the party? BEFORE elections

[yanis]

Me and Giga goes way back...when I was drunk. *Drinks and fifth of Vodka making Giga look like Holle Berry* HELL YEAH!!! COME HERE YOU SEXY THING!!!!!!!:cool:

Giga will be happy hearing this...and won't care about the spelling...:bgl:

Psy, is this some kinda countdown:confused:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Taht's what it seems like to me. Oh well, it's ben fnu!:cool:

[yanis]

If these are our last hours here:(...give me that...


:upsidedowTaht wsa teh kooolest trhead!!!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Ehll Eyha it aws!!!:cool:

[yanis]

Yo'a nos!!! Tihrd taht!!!:cool:

[Vikeve]

hofurt htat

[TyphoonThaReapa]

OUY KUNRD OOT EVEKIV??? Look at it from a Mirror

[CimminyCricket]

COOL, I dunno what's going on!

[yanis]

COOL, I dunno what's going on!

Rapea, vige hmi to dring!!!:D

[TyphoonThaReapa]

COOL, I dunno what's going on!

Rapea, vige hmi to dring!!!:D

TAHW UOY DIAS?:confused:

[yanis]

COOL, I dunno what's going on!

Rapea, vige hmi to dring!!!:D

TAHW UOY DIAS?:confused:

I dias evig mih ot knird, Apaer!!!
I tsum eb oot knurd!!!:D

[Renmiri]

OOT YALP I NAC ?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

OOT YALP I NAC ?

ERUS OUY NAC!!!:cool:





COOL, I dunno what's going on!

Rapea, vige hmi to dring!!!:D

TAHW UOY DIAS?:confused:

I dias evig mih ot knird, Apaer!!!
I tsum eb oot knurd!!!:D

LOL! HUH?!:rolleyes2 I bet some idiot would look at LOL and HUH in the mirror...

[Tavrobel]

You are all weird. Please cease.

[yanis]

Emoc no, Vat!!! Uoy yllaer t'nod naem taht!:rolleyes2

[Psychotic]

The end isn't near; the end is here.

Next (Party) post wins.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I win!!!!!!!