Elections: The Badass Mother smurfers Party

[CimminyCricket]

I had a hat, but I lost it :c(

[Del Murder]

A sombrero?? Isnt there anything alittle better...like that hat Clint Eastwood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:EastwoodFFOD.jpg)wears in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
That's a sombrero. All cowboy hats are modified sombreros. Where do you think they got it from?

I must say that hat is the best one, though. That can be the official hat. It is bad ass. If someone could modify my avatar to be wearing something like that it would be sweet.

[NeoCracker]

Not even your mighty Clint Eastwood could defeat the way of the Neko, Victory is ours!

[CimminyCricket]

Blasphemy, you will die a horribly painful and slow death for that, Furry!

[NeoCracker]

Oh have the mighty have fallen. We have already one my friend.

[CimminyCricket]

I refuse to answer until your pathetic furry-like grammar has been corrected.

[NeoCracker]

Even if I corrected it, what exactly are you answering to?

[CimminyCricket]

I was going to respond with something that had to do with violence and Nekos Furries, and how even though you think you've won you aren't bad ass enough to even get close to the number one spot.

And then I'd refer to your remark on what I think was going to be, "Oh, how the mighty have fallen...". There are none more mighty than the BAMF Party, we are just too bad ass. Too bad ass in fact, that we cannot fall, we cannot trip and we cannot lose.

[NeoCracker]

But you already have lost my delusional friend. And what you stated isn't an answer, its a response. An answer would have required there to be a question. Silly child, you aren't even bad ass enough to know that, even though I may be wrong, which I probably am.

But I use my gut my friend, far more trustworthy than your facts.

Remember that as you grovel at my feet naive.

If its any consolation, you are the party I hoped would win if mine failed. However thats not happening.

[CimminyCricket]

Oh my, you're sneaky little Neko Furry aren't you?
Your gut is furry, how can one trust a furry gut? You're a cat, what do you know other than being able to lick almost every part of your body, sleeping, eating and coughing up fur balls on my carpet? Nothing, that's what. You know nothing of running a party, honesty nor do I, but I don't need to. That's what Ms. FOA is for. I just brag and threaten whimps like you.
If anyone is going to grovel, it shall be you because, if you want your special cat milk, you're going to have to do a whole hell of a lot more than just groveling. You're going to have to quit shedding and coughing up fur balls.

[NeoCracker]

First off, much to my dismay, I cannot lick myself all over. I've been taking Yoga to fix that, but thats besides the point.

The main point is, regardless of what you claim us to be, we are not furry. Silly silly man, Claiming a Cat Girl is a Furry is like Claiming You and your mom are one in the same. Only an idiot or a troll would make such a claim. Are you a troll my good friend? Do you wear no close and have freakishly high hair. If you don't change your attitude, I think you may just be one.

Remember that as we tower over your rotting Carcase after our Cat Girl armies have shredded you.

[CimminyCricket]

Your cat girl armies will fall to my single bag of cat nip.

[NeoCracker]

They are not Cat Armies though. They are Cat Girls. Far Sexier, and able to resist such urges during times of War. You shall fail this day. And every other day you mess with the Neko party.

[CimminyCricket]

Not even sexy cat girls can withstand the might of a 10lb bag of cat nip.

[NeoCracker]

They can when they have 50 LB's waiting for their success, or hell, even if they fail.

We treat Cat Girls well. Better than you ever could. Hell, you think they are furrys. There is no way a southern inbred like you could possibly know how to properly care for a Cat Girl.

Go Back to your little cousin Knave.

[CimminyCricket]

/me sprays you with water

While I may be a southern inbred, I still know what pisses off a Neko Cat Girl Furry.

[NeoCracker]

Yes, that would in fact piss off a furry. Thank god I'm not furry. I actually needed the shower anyway.

[CimminyCricket]

I think you just refered to your precious nekos as furries.

[NeoCracker]

No, you just sprayed me with water saying furrys hate water, and I replied Thank God I'm not furry. My Cat Girls weren't even involved in that post. Try again at your failed insults.

[CimminyCricket]

/me sprays you with water

While I may be a southern inbred, I still know what pisses off a Neko Cat Girl Furry.


Yes, that would in fact piss off a furry.

[NeoCracker]

/me sprays you with water

While I may be a southern inbred, I still know what pisses off a Neko Cat Girl Furry.


Yes, that would in fact piss off a furry.

And? It would piss off a furry. However I see no one here getting pissed off about being sprayed with water.

[CimminyCricket]

I was refering to the fact that furry=neko/cat girl.

You also refered to furries.

Again, furry=neko/cat girl

[NeoCracker]

I was refering to the fact that furry=neko/cat girl.

You also refered to furries.

Again, furry=neko/cat girl

Given the Fact you were already horrible mistake, I felt not the need to correct you ignorance.

Furry = Neko/Cat Girl isn't even a correct term due to what furry equals on mutliple levels. First of, Neko isn't interchangeable with Cat Girls. Neko Simply means Cat. Right there makes it wrong. Silly person.

[CimminyCricket]

There's a difference? Wow. I suppose I could just taunt you with catnip again.

[NeoCracker]

*Steals back his precious Catnip*

[theundeadhero]

Aww, we're making the furry upset :kiss:

[Christmas]

Just wait till the members of this party FART, then you will know what BADASS is all about. :bigsmile:

[Breine]

*farts*


:cool:

[oddler]

Just wait until my pet stegosaurus farts in its hat and puts it on your head.

[fire_of_avalon]

OKAY.

I submitted our registration. Cause of y'all lazy asses, I took over the empty spot in The World etc. Y'all better not cheap out on me like this when it comes to voting. I'll kick your asses.

Also, our new slogan is "Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker." Because I rule.

[Christmas]

Also, our new slogan is "Yipee-ki-yay, mothersmurfer." Because I rule.


No ASS involved? :(

[fire_of_avalon]

Sorry, sugar. This is a classic that will withstand the test of time. You can involve your ass all you want, though.

Also, Rad Zak wanted all members of the party to represent an area of the forums. So I did that. I forced some of you into representation. I let the people who picked theirs have theirs, and the rest of you went where I wanted. You don't like it? Sit on it.

General: Raistlin, Garnie, Giga Guess, Bad Karma, Ashley Schovitz, Moon Rabbits

Staff & Reference: Odaisé Gaelach, Del Murder, Bert, Hsu, Miriel, The Fonz

Nerds in Paradise: theundeadhero, Rengori, DocFrance, IBCrayZ, ~*~Celes~*~, 1337

The Quickening & the Smell of Fear: Moomba Mistress, Cimanim, Enjolras, Firo Volondé, Breine, SNOOZER,

The World etc.: foa, Behold the Void, Albel, Supergyration!, Owen Macwere

[SNOOZER]

I happen to like the smell of fear, that and new born babies.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Sweet. Nerds of Paradise.

Sorry about that, I guess I forgot to click post. I had typed the message and everything, but I guess I left and came back and just moved on instead of posting. A bad habit I have developed.

[Raistlin]

Also, our new slogan is "Yipee-ki-yay, mothersmurfer."

Which happens the be to single most badass phrase ever.

[Fatal Impurity]

Hark ye of fair eyes! i shall represent the party in the world is Sqaure...and Enix!

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm really sorry omegaweapon2005, but we've already turned in our registration. I'll ask Rad Zak if we can make a real quick addition, because we do have room for you, but don't bet on it.

But you can still claim us, and have fun badassing around the forums. :D

[Breine]

Random spamming.

[CimminyCricket]

Cool, you're a master.

[Albel]

Yipee-ki-yay, mothersmurfer......Yeah, thats Badass.

[CimminyCricket]

There hasn't been a post in six hours, what's going on? :c(

[-N-]

I will join this party.

[escobert]

YES! WE ARE THE WIN!

[CimminyCricket]

YAY!

[fire_of_avalon]

I will join this party.

... why do you hurt me so much? I can't add you because I turned in the registration. Oh man. :(

[escobert]

W..T..F..!@

[CimminyCricket]

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've demanded to you that I receive a hand gun. Or a grenade. Whichever is easiest.

[fire_of_avalon]

Grenade it is. You'll find them in the box to the left, marked "Potatoes"

*is funny*

[Giga Guess]

Cool! Let the blood spilling begin!

[CimminyCricket]

xD YAY!
I'll drop a few in on the other parties' threads now. :c)

[Breine]

Post number 300! :beer:


EDIT: Dammit, #301.. :mad2:

EDIT 2: No wait.. it was #300! :beer:

[Del Murder]

So uh, what do we do about the tasks? Do we team up on them or what?

[theundeadhero]

I recommend everybody writes an answer to their tasks, and then we let FOA choose her favorite answers.

[Breine]

The people representing the same section all got the same tasks, right? So, are we - as theundeadhero recommended - supposed to do all three of them, or do we divide them between the members representing the section? If it's the latter then I really recommend we all put our heads together and agree on which one to take.

Anyway, what does foa think?

[Mitch]

Je ne comprendes pas

[fire_of_avalon]

Okay y'all, what I propose is y'all work together via PM on these tasks. I've seen some of Giga's, and his are awesome, but working together is going to lead to bigger and better ideas.

What I'm going to do right now is appoint section leaders for every group. This DOES NOT reflect your worth to the group, rather it reflects my familiarity with your work on other stuff and my opinion of your ability to lead. I will also be making MAJOR updates to the first post, so look there in a half hour or so.

I will notify the people I deem section leaders via PM as well as listing them in the first post. If you do not want to be a section leader, you let me know ASAP.

The responsibility of the section leader is to report to me on what the section is doing. I will have final say, but I trust y'all enough to sincerely believe it won't be necessary. The section leader will also submit the final product to Rad Zack

Now here's the :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty part. I will be gone for a week as of Monday, so I would prefer to have all the content done by MONDAY MAY 7th AT NOON EASTERN STANDARD TIME. That's a much tighter deadline than Rad Zak has imposed, but I want to know what's going on in my party! If I don't get everything, I will select and interim foa to review everything and give y'all the okay.

Finally, I know I seem like a freaking stickler, but I want y'all to have fun AND I want y'all to win. Remember to keep the code of the Badass in mind (sunglasses, cigarettes, hotness, leather etc) and work Badassery into your submissions. And Good Luck! :D

[Owen Macwere]

The World etc.
Section Leader: Behold the Void
Members: foa, Albel, Supergyration!, Owen Macwere

This is a good place, but what are we suppose to do, I am confused. :confused:

[Giga Guess]

Okay, everyone in General. I have sent you all a copy of my rough draft of the answers to the questions given us, and foa's suggestions. I am asking that you revise/rewrite the answers, and submit them to me. I will level out, and then submit to ol' whatsisface.

Mmmkay?

[Del Murder]

I was thinking every one in my section (Staff) could try to answer at least one of the questions and then send the answers to me. Then I'll pass them around and we can vote on what we like best and revise anything. And after all that if they still suck I'll just write them all myself, using various crotch references.

[CimminyCricket]

I think by default, after the mention of crotch references, you should answer all of the questions anyway.

[Del Murder]

Crotch is bad ass, after all.

[CimminyCricket]

Exactly.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Okay, well I sent out my ideas to the people in my group.

p.s. crotch=BadAss.

[Mitch]

Just to let you know I don't have nearly enough time on my hands to do anything in this round. hopefully the next one I can help with

/overworked.

[Del Murder]

There is multiple rounds?

[CimminyCricket]

I don't know.

[DK]

Nope, just this round.

[XxSephirothxX]

Well, there's voting. :p

[Giga Guess]

I would like out to General representatives, that we have 2-3 days left, and I would like at least ONE of your guys to send me something, okay?

Please send your revisions to me ASAP.

[-N-]

I will join this party.

... why do you hurt me so much? I can't add you because I turned in the registration. Oh man. :(Well, this is awkward.

[fire_of_avalon]

So Del Murder tells me none of his section members are responding to his PMs. That isn't cool, that isn't badass. As a result, I'm disbanding the section, and kicking everyone in that section BESIDES Del and Miriel (who made an effort) out of the party.

When you signed up, you knew tasks were going to happen.

[Psychotic]

I don't buy it. The Fonz is very dilligent with responding to PMs. Your clever trick has not fooled me!

[Del Murder]

Aw, don't kick people out. I don't care if they don't respond. I could always throw something half assed together at the last second.

Hsu provided some valuable input after I sent you that message.

[CimminyCricket]

No, don't kick them out, we should simply put them in a room with Willis and let him beat talk some sense into them.

[fire_of_avalon]

Okay. I will edit my first post and remove the strikeouts. that should make everyone happy.

also, I am leaving for a week. section leaders and Bruce are in charge.

[theundeadhero]

Nerds in Paradise sent in.

[Del Murder]

Staff's entry is more or less completed.

[Giga Guess]

General is to be done soon, courtesy of UndeadHero.

[Psychotic]

hero isn't in the General group. Cheaters!

[CimminyCricket]

Whiner!

I thought you had a sense of dignity!
;_;

[Psychotic]

My subscription to Women in Helmets expired. What else am I supposed to do for entertainment?

[ShunNakamura]

My subscription to Women in Helmets expired. What else am I supposed to do for entertainment?
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Well a badass would steal them from his neighbor's mailbox(assuming the neighbor also subscribes).

That or force those in his community to make their own Women in Helmets V2.
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[Giga Guess]

hero isn't in the General group. Cheaters!

Whatever. I did it myself then, so NYAH! Erm...I mean...*Puts a cigarette out on Psy's forehead*

That's better...badASS!

[theundeadhero]

I didn't write anything. I just pointed out what I thought would be cool.

[theundeadhero]

Has everything been turned in? If not, what are we waiting on?

[Giga Guess]

General is in.

[1337]

sweet so im in the nerds of paradise am i lol :| sweet

[Albel]

Has everything in The word of Square...and enix been handed in?

[Enjolras]

Do we just hand all our tasks in as separate PM's?

[theundeadhero]

Once all your section tasks are done have the leader send them together to Rad Zak as BAMF "section name"

[Enjolras]

The Quickening and The Smell of Fear is in, I scraped something together for the loose ends that hadn't been done.

[Albel]

Am I the only one in The word of Square...and enix now. I did task two and thought that the other four could do the other two tasks, but I guess I was wrong.

[Jigsaw]

I do not understand this party. Why would anybody want to have a bad ass? It would really hurt to sit down, especially if you didn't have a cushion.

I am not even touching the mother fucking part. :eep:

[fire_of_avalon]

Hi I'm back. Void had finals, which is almost a reasonable excuse. I'll take him down from the yardarm (I totally installed a yardarm, because yardarms are badass) someday soon. One of our election tasks has been completed thanks to the awesome, awesome Albel. Some other members of our section went MIA. I can handle one of the tasks on my own, but I am sending out a request for someone to help me with the other, as I just started summer session and I have pretty much 0 time for life. I'm PMing Rad Zak to see if he's willing to let us slide it in by tomorrow. If not, we'll just count it as another battle scar.

[Firo Volondé]

Hi I'm back. Void had finals, which is almost a reasonable excuse. I'll take him down from the yardarm (I totally installed a yardarm, because yardarms are badass) someday soon. One of our election tasks has been completed thanks to the awesome, awesome Albel. Some other members of our section went MIA. I can handle one of the tasks on my own, but I am sending out a request for someone to help me with the other, as I just started summer session and I have pretty much 0 time for life. I'm PMing Rad Zak to see if he's willing to let us slide it in by tomorrow. If not, we'll just count it as another battle scar.

I'll do it... depending on what it is. If it's anything to do with drawing, I wouldn't be able to handle it. :(

[theundeadhero]

I have no idea what needs done, but just PM me with everything and I'll do that too.

[Giga Guess]

I guess I will too.

[fire_of_avalon]

HAHA JUST KIDDING. Everything was taken care of this morning. We're done! Yay for being done.

Now continue with the badassery. There isn't nearly enough leather in this thread.

[Breine]

http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/kool_moe_dee/kool_moe_dee.jpg

Leather :cool:

[fire_of_avalon]

Hey y'all. We have TWO DAYS left, and we need to get those votes a turnin'! Now I won't TELL you to vote for our party, but I mean it would be a nice show of appreciation. ;)

So remember, get those votes in! You have TWO DAYS left to vote. Let's turn this forum over to the Baddest Mothers on the block!

[Breine]

Wait, we can vote for our own party?

[fire_of_avalon]

Of course we can! :D

[Psychotic]

Dear foa,

Cim told me not to let you see this.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2192957-post2914.html (it's a specific post!)

So I've posted it in this thread because I hate Cim and want to destroy him.

Your pal,
Psychotic.

[CimminyCricket]

NOEZ!! ;_; WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[Tavrobel]

He has questioned your loyalty to this party, and done it with great effeciency.


Tavrobel 382

Tavrobel 3

Tavrobel 20

No questions about loyalty. Ever.


Tavrobel 437

Guess which thread that is.

[CimminyCricket]

Gee I wonder ^_^'

Btw, Psychotic is lying. Those numbers are biased. Biased and lies.

[fire_of_avalon]

Well, we lost. I can't say I'm not disappointed but I'm very, very proud and very, very honored that so many of you wanted to join a party I started. I hope it was worth it, either way.

Y'all come back next year. If there's enough of us, I'm willing to saddle up and try again.

Yipee ki-yay Badass Motherfuckers. Yipee ki-yay.

[escobert]

Well then I'll say it. You all suck at voting and are lazy. Hell even I voted.

[theundeadhero]

Elections: The Party's Secret Volcano Spam Fortress. (it's a specific post!)Everybody knows elections are less about talking yourself up and more about slandering the other guys.

[Enjolras]

Great election guys. Thanks to Firo, Breine, Cim and theundeadhero for your great work with me in the Quickening.

[Giga Guess]

Dear foa,

Cim told me not to let you see this.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2192957-post2914.html (it's a specific post!)

So I've posted it in this thread because I hate Cim and want to destroy him.

Your pal,
Psychotic.

SCORE!

And 95% of those posts were scarring Typhoon for life.

[Breine]

Well, at least we came in second..

[Bunny]

Yay first losers!