PDA

View Full Version : Elections: The Badass Mother smurfers Party



Pages : [1] 2

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 12:18 AM
Do you play video games? Are you pudgy and paste-like in any fashion? Do you sneer at people who like guns, even if they don't use them? Do you go days between showers? Do you actually like being this way?

Then get the hell up out of my thread, punkass bitches.

I represent not the party of the future, not the party of the past, but the party of get your ugly, slow ass out of my face. We drive fast (in Gran Turismo), we call-shot head (in Dungeons and Dragons), and we wear leather jackets and motorcycle boots, even when the weather is fair.

We are the Badass Mother smurfers.
As a political party, we support the people's right to gel their hair, wear red lipstick and/or leather jackets, practice kung fu moves on punkass bitches, and talk as much game as possible.

Samuel L. Jackson, as the most Badass Mother smurfer of them all, is exemplary of our posi<b></b>tion on life. Whether fighting for galactic justice with a purple light saber, or killing white boys eating Hawaiian cheeseburgers with a god-like vengeance, he exudes Badassery in all he does.

Other notable badasses include James Dean, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, and me. Because I rock the house.

So, in browsing among the parties you wish to join, feel free to investigate other platforms and ideologies, but please remember; you don't need ideologies when you kick this much ass.

UPDATES
As of May 6 at 11:39 p.m. EST
Following is the breakdown of groups with the section leaders.


General:
Section Leader: Giga Guess
Members: Raistlin, Garnie, Bad Karma, Ashley Schovitz, Moon Rabbits

Staff & Reference:
Section Leader: Del Murder
Members: Odaisé Gaelach, Bert, Hsu, Miriel, The Fonz

Nerds in Paradise:
Section Leader: theundeadhero
Members: Rengori, DocFrance, IBCrayZ, ~*~Celes~*~, 1337

The Quickening & the Smell of Fear:
Section Leader:Enjolras
Members: Moomba Mistress, Cimanim, Firo Volondé, Breine, SNOOZER,

The World etc.
Section Leader: Behold the Void
Members: foa, Albel, Supergyration!, Owen Macwere

If you are displeased by being a section leader LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS YOU CAN so I can appoint a new one. Section leaders are responsible for coordinating group ideas, making sure they're good, and submitting them at deadline or before. If you guys come in before deadline that is 100% okay with me. I would like EVERYONE to submit something to me by Monday morning, so I can look it over.

When groups communicate, remember to PM EVERYONE in the group, not just the group leader. An exchange of ideas is what we're going for here, not just putting all the work on one person. The group leader may divide the work as they see fit.

Also, remember when you consider your tasks you think about them from the perspective of a badass. Do not break forum rules in submitting your tasks, but be creative and use your own talents. Some of you are hilarious, musical and artistic. I strongly encourage you to use images, badass references, and Bruce Willis in your tasks, rather than just answering questions. Submitting music, mp3s or other things is also acceptable, time permitting.

Now go and make me proud, Badasses! <3!

UPDATE: Staff & Reference section has been disbanded, and all members aside from Del and Miriel have been given the boot due to non-participation. You suck.
Nevermind.

Rad Zak
04-26-2007, 12:24 AM
Even the rocktastic surfer lingo just can't do the Badass Motherfuckers party justice. There are no words. This one's going to be something to watch out for.

NeoCracker
04-26-2007, 12:25 AM
I almost Wanna Join. But I don't like Clint Eastwood (Well, except the Song)

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 12:27 AM
Clint Eastwood is hurt by your remark, but he is such a badass he cannot cry.

If you joined, you would make him feel better.

NeoCracker
04-26-2007, 12:30 AM
But I want him to suffer. Besides, I have my Neko PArty.

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 01:01 AM
Cat People vs. Badass Mother Fuckers? Are you kidding me?

NeoCracker
04-26-2007, 01:04 AM
Sexy Cat People thank you.

Shoeberto
04-26-2007, 01:31 AM
The Badass Mother 4000: Twice As Fast As Your Ass

I'm in, babe.

Steve
04-26-2007, 02:01 AM
You mean wanna be pimps and furries against all of Sparta (read the party I'm in).....lmao right you gotta be joking?

Freya
04-26-2007, 02:03 AM
You don't seem so badass to me.

Enjolras
04-26-2007, 02:04 AM
http://dale.bewley.net/camera/jill-misc/roy-badass-2.jpg
I'm thinkin' it's time for some attitude a'justment round here boys...
:x_x: :shoot:

Steve
04-26-2007, 02:07 AM
Stop Stop you see you are just not badass enough yet you must wait...

*read in phony dutch accent*

Jebus
04-26-2007, 02:11 AM
I offer you and your followers one last chance to repent, and join us as we achieve transcendence.

However, stand against us, and you will be destroyed. Such is the fate of all the enemies of the Brotherhood.

Tavrobel
04-26-2007, 02:13 AM
The Badasses will rule the highways, but they will be defeated on the water!

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 02:34 AM
http://dale.bewley.net/camera/jill-misc/roy-badass-2.jpg
I'm thinkin' it's time for some attitude a'justment round here boys...
:x_x: :shoot:

That is what I'm freaking talking about.

Welcome about, Stu-baby. And that girl of yours is more than welcome to come along.

Iceglow, I would say I hate to break this to you, but I really don't hate it at all. The Spartans were alright, but they had exactly :skull::skull::skull::skull: on the Mongols. In the world of EoFF, my party represents the Mongols, with leather jackets. We will devour you.

New idea for the thread, post pictures of yourself being a badass! I'll get some soon, I hope.

Steve
04-26-2007, 02:37 AM
But we are not spartans we are Spamhorde we're like uber spartans ready to smite your asses down, we're ghengis khans monol wave, we're the roman empire in brittain we're the norman conquest we're the nuclear bomb at hiroshiima

NeoCracker
04-26-2007, 02:37 AM
Wow, your party got cooler. Thats almost enough to convert me.

Steve
04-26-2007, 02:51 AM
^ Ignore the furry he only wants to yiff you!

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 03:01 AM
But we are not spartans we are Spamhorde we're like uber spartans ready to smite your asses down, we're ghengis khans monol wave, we're the roman empire in brittain we're the norman conquest we're the nuclear bomb at hiroshiima

We're the Borg. Bitch.

Steve
04-26-2007, 03:02 AM
But we are not spartans we are Spamhorde we're like uber spartans ready to smite your asses down, we're ghengis khans monol wave, we're the roman empire in brittain we're the norman conquest we're the nuclear bomb at hiroshiima

We're the Borg. Bitch.

And Psy is your nemesis, Jean Luc Picard!

Tavrobel
04-26-2007, 03:03 AM
We're the Borg. Bitch.

And we are Species 8472.

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 03:04 AM
1) Psy isn't nearly bald enough. He needs a few more weeks.
2) We totally Borged Jean-Luc up the Ying-Yang, and that was before we became Badass Mother Fuckers.
3) Resistance is Futile.

Tavrobel
04-26-2007, 03:07 AM
Organic bio-technology of the Fluidic Space wins you.

Steve
04-26-2007, 03:07 AM
see I'm data

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 03:11 AM
We're the Borg. Bitch.

And we are Species 8472.


Organic bio-technology of the Fluidic Space wins you.

Oh, I'm sorry. It seems you forgot the part where Janeway gives the Borg a super weapon to kill Species 8472 with nanoprobes.

If you're Species 8472, then we're nanoprobes. With cigarettes.

Steve
04-26-2007, 03:17 AM
Smoking is bad for your health and others around you therefore it is not cool and makes you less bad ass because you cannot kick ass without dying halfway through

Christmas
04-26-2007, 03:17 AM
I was hoping this party to be something like this one. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=56105) :(

Psychotic
04-26-2007, 03:19 AM
Can't I be Janeway? I have the figure for it!

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 03:25 AM
You might have the jawline and the breasts, but darling your legs are just NOT up to par.

Psychotic
04-26-2007, 03:29 AM
Maybe so, but the Captain always wears loose pants anyway, so nobody will ever know my dirty secret.

Markus. D
04-26-2007, 03:31 AM
The Brotherhood > This Thread.

Shoeberto
04-26-2007, 03:39 AM
The Brotherhood = rectum red from an unlubricated violation by the BAMFs.

Mitch
04-26-2007, 04:04 AM
Sign me up and hand me my cleaver.

Shoeberto
04-26-2007, 04:08 AM
I have made a Signatures.
http://www.expectnomore.net/images/bamf.gif

Araciel
04-26-2007, 04:14 AM
do you offer dental and medical?

Enjolras
04-26-2007, 04:24 AM
We practice bloodletting and remove teeth.

Raistlin
04-26-2007, 04:51 AM
Lynx told me he might create a party, but if he doesn't I am so in on this. Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis are the badasses of Badassville.

Rengori
04-26-2007, 05:01 AM
I'll join, Clint Eastwood is the most BAMF of all time.

Del Murder
04-26-2007, 05:42 AM
I thought Lynx left forever.

I'm sick and tired of these mothersmurfin snakes in this mothersmurfin party.

(by the way I'm in)

Raistlin
04-26-2007, 06:32 AM
Oh crap, yeah, he probably told me that before he stormed off. :(

Oh well then, I'm in!

Chakan the forever man
04-26-2007, 06:50 AM
You're describing me, I cannot deny it. But Chakan is a 1 palyer gamer, there is no second controller port for this platform.

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 07:13 AM
*Lights cigarette, puts on leather jacket, and rides into the sunset on his harley.*

*Then kicks someone for no reason*

Old Manus
04-26-2007, 07:35 AM
You should distribute 'Bad Motherfucker' wallets to your members, otherwise they ain't no bad motherfucker, sista.

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 01:17 PM
What the smurf. I'm in.

Fonzie
04-26-2007, 01:21 PM
Sign me up for this party.


Now you can't lose.

Garnie
04-26-2007, 01:22 PM
i am a bad ass mother smuther! yay
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/1127512740_anime_girl.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 01:25 PM
Sign me up and hand me my cleaver.
Cleaver? Whatever floats your boat, I reckon. Welcome aboard.

Lynx told me he might create a party, but if he doesn't I am so in on this. Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis are the badasses of Badassville.
I have a present for you. I have never used this smilie in all my years at EoFF.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/MeganTheFeisty/pimp.gif

I'll join, Clint Eastwood is the most BAMF of all time.
Welcome aboard, Rengori.


I thought Lynx left forever.

I'm sick and tired of these mothersmurfin snakes in this mothersmurfin party.

(by the way I'm in)
Kickass, Del Tony.

You're describing me, I cannot deny it. But Chakan is a 1 palyer gamer, there is no second controller port for this platform.
We're all loners, man. That's part of the code of the BAMF. Besides your wo/man, you stand alone. But we're banding together this once to bring kung fu and kickassery to an otherwise sleepy little forum. You should join us, man.

*Lights cigarette, puts on leather jacket, and rides into the sunset on his harley.*

*Then kicks someone for no reason*
You can park your bike in the BAMF garage (that lean-to shed over yonder) then have a cheap beer.

Also, I wanted to point out that BAMF is the sound effect comic book artists use when Nightcrawler from the X-Men disappears. We're even more badass now.

Firo Volondé
04-26-2007, 01:25 PM
Whose mother do I have to smurf to join this party?

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 01:28 PM
All of 'em, but only if you want to.

Firo Volondé
04-26-2007, 01:30 PM
Excellent! *smurfs* I'm in.

Loony BoB
04-26-2007, 01:31 PM
I'm confused. I play Gran Turismo once in a while, meaning I answer yes to at least one of your original questions. Then after that, you say 'then get out of my thread' or something similar. Then you go on to say you play Gran Turismo. This has caused me much confusion and I think in the end I might have to pee on your doormat.

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 01:35 PM
WHAT?! No greeting for me?!

No. No dry humps for you, Red. :p

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 01:36 PM
Excellent! *smurfs* I'm in.
Heck yeah. I like to see that kind of enthusiasm.

I'm confused. I play Gran Turismo once in a while, meaning I answer yes to at least one of your original questions. Then after that, you say 'then get out of my thread' or something similar. Then you go on to say you play Gran Turismo. This has caused me much confusion and I think in the end I might have to pee on your doormat.

What you have to understand is the significant difference between self-righteous nerds for the sake of nerdom and badass nerds. Nerds for the sake of nerdom talk a big game, but they don't back it up.

As badass nerds, we spit our game, we bring our game, and we look way, way cooler doing it. We do the some of the same things as nerds, but we don't ascribe to the same mindset.

Also, we don't have doormats, we just have electric barbed wire surrounding our headquarters front door.

EDIT: Sorry about that, Giga. Either we posted at the same time so I didn't see you, or your sheer badassness made you invisible for a minute. We're more than happy you came aboard.

Loony BoB
04-26-2007, 01:37 PM
I'll have to pee elsewhere, then.

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 01:40 PM
There's an empty keg in the corner everyone else has been using. You're welcome to it.

1337
04-26-2007, 01:40 PM
im in do you know why just look at the name thats why its just total bamf all over and so am i !!!

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 01:54 PM
You have spunk. A whole, whole, whole lot of spunk. Welcome to the party.

1337
04-26-2007, 01:58 PM
thanks =| i dont smile i constanly have a poker face because a a bamf thats y does everyone in The Badass mother smurfers get a sig like yours 0.o

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 02:08 PM
Because Hsu made one for us, so we can show our unity throughout the forums.

If you scroll up in this thread, you'll see the sig he made. Feel free to use it. I may add it to the first post later. Right now, I have class.

1337
04-26-2007, 02:14 PM
know, know i am of you lot =| (poker face)

Breine
04-26-2007, 02:41 PM
..What the heck... I'm in :aimsun:

ReloadPsi
04-26-2007, 03:18 PM
Seeing as Red Mages are badass mother smurfers, and I like Red Mages, and there are no Pirate Red Mages due to Maxx Power being on hiatus, I join you!

I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN, PSYCHOTIC! YOU'LL SEE!

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 03:27 PM
Alright, listen up you mothasmurfers!!! The Final Fantasy Party will take this election to the mothasmurfing house!! You mothasmurfers have no idea what your gettin' youselves into!!! You hear me you mothasmurfers?!?!?! The Final Fantasy Party is takin' the mothasmurfing gold son!!!!:cool: And as our main competition, you mothasmurfers better bring everything you got!!! You'll need it...

Moon Rabbits
04-26-2007, 03:36 PM
I want in, I want in, I want in~

If I'm a part of this party it means I can say "fuck you you fucking fuck" more often. Just because it's that badass.

Owen Macwere
04-26-2007, 03:49 PM
I was never a bad ass, but after reading this thread I am turning into one. *lights a cigarette*
I'm in if this thread is still running. Let's kick some asses. :cool:

Freya
04-26-2007, 03:51 PM
Well at least you aren't furry. I do have to give you credit for that.

Cz
04-26-2007, 04:32 PM
Violence never solved anything.

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 04:35 PM
Cz= Me shooting :shoot:

Flying Mullet
04-26-2007, 04:36 PM
What is this party's stance on Ch<i></i>uck Norris?

Behold the Void
04-26-2007, 04:39 PM
I love you foa.

My sword is yours.

escobert
04-26-2007, 04:46 PM
yeah, you guys are the best so far. I'm in. I wasn't going to participate in the elections this year but I'm a badass mother fucker so this needs to be done.

Levian
04-26-2007, 04:49 PM
After we're through with you guys you'll be the sorry ass mama's boys party. :laugh:

Steve
04-26-2007, 04:55 PM
It solved everything!

Seriously though ya like our only competition and with the undead hero in your ranks I think you may yet proove worthy.....

Odaisé Gaelach
04-26-2007, 05:25 PM
What's your policy on termites?

And can I join?

Raistlin
04-26-2007, 05:29 PM
I have a present for you. I have never used this smilie in all my years at EoFF.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/MeganTheFeisty/pimp.gif

:love: :love: :love:

I can't wait to go all badass mothersmurfer on all the other parties. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/MeganTheFeisty/pimp.gif

Flying Mullet
04-26-2007, 05:33 PM
I can't wait to be sorry ass mama's boys to all of the other parties. :whimper:
Don't worry, your wish will come true soon enough.

XxSephirothxX
04-26-2007, 05:34 PM
You guys need to recruit Neel, because he is most definitely a badass motherfucker.

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 05:37 PM
After we're through with you guys you'll be the sorry ass mama's boys party. :laugh:

Yeah, yeah...you won't be laughing once we're through with your sorry viking self.

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 05:37 PM
I can't wait to be sorry ass mama's boys to all of the other parties. :whimper:
Don't worry, I know how you feel:crying: .


Hehehe....:evilking:

Flying Mullet
04-26-2007, 05:39 PM
Hehehe....:evilking:
We're in the same party you nub. :smash:

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 05:42 PM
Hehehe....:evilking:
We're in the same party you nub. :smash:

I'm using the Kamikaze tactic..duh!!!:rolleyes2

Owen Macwere
04-26-2007, 05:42 PM
Nobs have no place in kickass parties. correct your mistake, immediately.

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 05:43 PM
Nobs have no place in kickass parties. correct your mistake, immediately.
Actually, this party is made what wanna be badasses---NOBS.:p

Christmas
04-26-2007, 05:44 PM
Everyone in this party take good care of their ass & anus I assume, it is a good practice for all. :bigsmile:

escobert
04-26-2007, 05:46 PM
yes it is :bigsmile: only the smartest know!

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 05:47 PM
I can't wait to be sorry ass mama's boys to all of the other parties. :whimper:
Don't worry, your wish will come true soon enough.

Don't worry. When you lose, I'll let you be my concubine.

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 05:50 PM
I can't wait to be sorry ass mama's boys to all of the other parties. :whimper:
Don't worry, your wish will come true soon enough.

Don't worry. When you lose, I'll let you be my concubine.

A'yo Flying Mallet son, you want me to handle this?

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 05:53 PM
I can't wait to be sorry ass mama's boys to all of the other parties. :whimper:
Don't worry, your wish will come true soon enough.

Don't worry. When you lose, I'll let you be my concubine.

A'yo Flying Mallet son, you want me to handle this?

Don't worry. I'll be gentle. :p

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 05:56 PM
I can't wait to be sorry ass mama's boys to all of the other parties. :whimper:
Don't worry, your wish will come true soon enough.

Don't worry. When you lose, I'll let you be my concubine.

A'yo Flying Mallet son, you want me to handle this?

Don't worry. I'll be gentle. :p

WTF??? Mothasmurfer!:shoot:

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 06:01 PM
WTF??? Mothasmurfer!:shoot:

Don't worry. You'll get your turn too.

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 06:06 PM
WTF??? Mothasmurfer!:shoot:

Don't worry. You'll get your turn too.

Seriously, your creepin' me out...:(

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 06:10 PM
WTF??? Mothasmurfer!:shoot:

Don't worry. You'll get your turn too.

Seriously, your creepin' me out...:(

Awww...I just wanna hold you...you'll like it. I promise.

Levian
04-26-2007, 06:11 PM
Yeah, yeah...you won't be laughing once we're through with your sorry viking self.

Oh we'll see about that. I've got several tricks up my ass... err, sleeve. :mog:

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 06:12 PM
Yeah, yeah...you won't be laughing once we're through with your sorry viking self.

Oh we'll see about that. I've got several tricks up my ass... err, sleeve. :mog:

I'll find 'em all, I promise you that. ;)

Breine
04-26-2007, 06:14 PM
:beer:

TyphoonThaReapa
04-26-2007, 06:16 PM
WTF??? Mothasmurfer!:shoot:

Don't worry. You'll get your turn too.

Seriously, your creepin' me out...:(

Awww...I just wanna hold you...you'll like it. I promise.






Yeah, yeah...you won't be laughing once we're through with your sorry viking self.

Oh we'll see about that. I've got several tricks up my ass... err, sleeve. :mog:

I'll find 'em all, I promise you that. ;)

:barf:

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 06:17 PM
:barf:

Oh, that's just cold.

oddler
04-26-2007, 06:20 PM
Well, he's been eating ice all day. What did you expect? And you must not be very badass if you don't let people barf on you. :shifty:

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 06:21 PM
I just wanna give him a little sugar, that's all. Nobody can resist a little Giga lovin'.

Flying Mullet
04-26-2007, 06:21 PM
Dammit GG, I can't breathe you're making me laugh so hard from reading these posts.

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 06:21 PM
Dammit GG, I can't breathe you're making me laugh so hard from reading these posts.

You're welcome.

ReloadPsi
04-26-2007, 07:15 PM
So am I recruited yet?

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 07:23 PM
If you want to join you have to kick a furry. Then you have to shave your head.

Owen Macwere
04-26-2007, 07:29 PM
If you want to join you have to kick a furry. Then you have to shave your head.

WTH?????!! Kick a furry is ok, but I'M NOT SHAVING MY AWESOME HAIR!! IMPOSSIBLE!!

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 07:33 PM
Or just do what I did and molest another member. :p

Owen Macwere
04-26-2007, 07:38 PM
This sounds about good!

Flying Mullet
04-26-2007, 07:39 PM
I hear that if you molest ten members a portal opens up to another dimension...

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 07:40 PM
I hear that if you molest ten members a portal opens up to another dimension...

That so?

*Sexx0rz!*

That's 2!

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 08:03 PM
We we all molest together we might open up the portal to Bley's dimension.

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 08:04 PM
We we all molest together we might open up the portal to Bley's dimension.

O_o

Scary thought.

ReloadPsi
04-26-2007, 08:10 PM
My head is always shaved. Also, I think I did actually kick Baloki on one occasion during the EoFF meetup. So there. Failing that I know I've kicked a certain friend of mine whose anonymity I plan to retain.

Basically, your prerequisites have already been met, busters!

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 08:18 PM
Just remember that badasses look bitchin' riding a triceratops.

ReloadPsi
04-26-2007, 08:24 PM
Just remember that badasses look bitchin' riding a triceratops.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/diehure/triceratops.gif

Thank you for igniting my creative muse, you're a real hero. Haha get it. Now I must find an animated GIF of a walking Triceratops for me to steal, and subsequently attach my old avatar to. Or better yet...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/diehure/wamf.gif

Only the WORST assed mother smurfers can ride a smurfing Cacodemon!

Flying Mullet
04-26-2007, 08:35 PM
I hear that if you molest ten members a portal opens up to another dimension...

That so?

*Sexx0rz!*

That's 2!
Sorry, you already Sexx0r'd me last night, so I don't count. :mog:

ReloadPsi
04-26-2007, 08:40 PM
However, due to poor administration on your part, I feel the need to defect to the Pirate Red Mages. Bye.

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 08:41 PM
I hear that if you molest ten members a portal opens up to another dimension...

That so?

*Sexx0rz!*

That's 2!
Sorry, you already Sexx0r'd me last night, so I don't count. :mog:

Oh, right...

Captain Maxx Power
04-26-2007, 09:00 PM
This party is both sick and wrong in equal measure.

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 09:11 PM
Just wait 'till I put on my boot spurs and go Cowboy on your ass.

Breine
04-26-2007, 10:10 PM
When is foa coming online? I wanna join the party! :smash:

Giga Guess
04-26-2007, 10:27 PM
Just wait 'till I put on my boot spurs and go Cowboy on your ass.

Ooooh...kinky.

Moomba Misstress
04-26-2007, 11:18 PM
OK, I think this sounds like my kinda party. xD It involves swearing and Bruce Willis, so out of my choices, it sounds like I'm down.

:moomba:

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2007, 11:21 PM
Whoa! This blew up while I was gone. Kickass, y'all.

All of you are 100% approved. I'll update the first post now, and then I'll edit this one and let y'all know about the number of spots left.

EDIT: Okay, y'all. The Badass Mother Fuckers party now has twenty members. We only have room for TEN (10) MORE MEMBERS, and then the limit of people who can RUN IN THE ELECTION will have been met. Of course, anyone who wants to can use our acronym, our platform, our mission, or our images around the forums, and support us.

Anyone on the current list who DOES NOT WANT TO PARTICIPATE in the election itself by doing tasks, please let me know so I can mark you as necessary. If you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, please look here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=104469) and remember, we're in the BURNING RUBBER period.

Also, I know y'all are talented kids. Use your skills to bring us images, sigs, avatars, pictures of yourself being a badass, comics, or anything else you can think of and add it. Think of this thread as our own little community of badasses.

Also, if any of you know what section of the forum you'd like to represent in the elections, you can discuss it in thread, or you can PM me about it.

I'm so happy y'all are having a good time with this. Rock 'n' Roll.

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 11:30 PM
When it comes down to it I would like a position in the Nerds in Paradise forum, but if that's the only one some members know about I can be flexible.

Moomba Misstress
04-26-2007, 11:33 PM
Pasting a Gif over a Gif to create one Badass Signature, ftw. xD Now I'm off to spread the badassness.

:moomba:

Miriel
04-26-2007, 11:47 PM
Rawr. I'm super badass hardcore extra spicey hot sauce. So I'm in! (although I can't do much cause, you know, finals!)

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 11:53 PM
Uncle SD, Palindroma, tuh...

When superheroes go bad, they go hardcore.

Moomba Misstress
04-27-2007, 12:00 AM
I just want to make a note as to how appropriate it is that we have The Fonz in our party. It was meant to be...

:moomba:

Steve
04-27-2007, 12:16 AM
We were ALWAYS the MS Paint Party!!!

Moon Rabbits
04-27-2007, 12:19 AM
theundeadhero wins for badassest signature.

Moomba Misstress
04-27-2007, 12:25 AM
We were ALWAYS the MS Paint Party!!!

A likely story.

:moomba:

Steve
04-27-2007, 12:34 AM
Hero's signature never shows for me, or rather 1 cm of it does the rest never loads he needs a better host lol

fire_of_avalon
04-27-2007, 12:56 AM
Miriel added to the list!

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
04-27-2007, 01:12 AM
I am in!

Rengori
04-27-2007, 01:20 AM
Awesome, we have a ninja.

Vikeve
04-27-2007, 01:42 AM
We were ALWAYS the MS Paint Party!!!

A likely story.

:moomba:

Are you insinuating that we're lyeing!? HOW DARE YOU! We have always been the MS Paint Party wether you like it or not.

escobert
04-27-2007, 01:54 AM
* Sugarbunny Bort (Hsu, have you been editing me? Is this Bert? xD)

that would be levian editing and yes me :p

Behold the Void
04-27-2007, 02:04 AM
If there's a roleplaying category I'll do that one, otherwise stick me in EoEO.

Shoeberto
04-27-2007, 02:42 AM
Oh, I have to actually do stuff?

Um, about that...

escobert
04-27-2007, 02:48 AM
Yeah, I don't plan on running for anything this year.

fire_of_avalon
04-27-2007, 03:29 AM
:mad2: Then your off the list!

EDIT: Or I'll make a note about your LACK OF PARTICIPATIONZ.

EDIT 2: ALSO, WELCOME ABOARD IBCRAYZ.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

escobert
04-27-2007, 03:33 AM
if I HAVE to I will but if all slots are taken I;d prefer not to. I WASN'T GOING TO JOIN A PARTY THIS YEAR.

Christmas
04-27-2007, 03:36 AM
I wanna do something like MS PAint drawings or something but I dun really want to join a party cause I can't promise I will be around so can I can I? :hyper:

Del Murder
04-27-2007, 03:41 AM
I have a request. I want a sig that shows a purple lightsaber with the letters 'BAMF' on it.

escobert
04-27-2007, 03:43 AM
Christmas you can make me a awesome signature if you want! :bigsmile:

Christmas
04-27-2007, 05:10 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/bert3.jpg

The lightsaber will be up soon soon. :bigsmile:

escobert
04-27-2007, 05:12 AM
OMG :bigsmile: :love:

Raistlin
04-27-2007, 05:13 AM
I get Feedback.

theundeadhero
04-27-2007, 07:04 AM
Try adjusting the knobs to tune in on a better signal.

VorpalCyberWolf
04-27-2007, 07:24 AM
May I join this mother fucking party because it mother fucking rocks?

Firo Volondé
04-27-2007, 08:07 AM
Exemplary! The badassness continues to grow in members.

Put me in X. If we're going by the forum groups, then I'll take The Quickening.

Levian
04-27-2007, 12:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/avatar9192_31.jpg

Would you trust someone with red eyes and pointy eyebrows? I wouldn't. :shoot:

(Ps: I made this in MsPaint btw, in case it wasn't flamingly obvious.)

Breine
04-27-2007, 02:02 PM
This party is growing fast, which is cool :cool:

Anyway, I think "The Lounge" suits me the best.

Firo Volondé
04-27-2007, 02:29 PM
Would you trust someone with red eyes and pointy eyebrows? I wouldn't. :shoot:


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q297/firov/redeyes.jpg

Of course not.

Breine
04-27-2007, 02:36 PM
Would you trust someone with red eyes and pointy eyebrows? I wouldn't. :shoot:


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q297/firov/redeyes.jpg

Of course not.

XD

Giga Guess
04-27-2007, 02:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/avatar9192_31.jpg

Would you trust someone with red eyes and pointy eyebrows? I wouldn't. :shoot:

(Ps: I made this in MsPaint btw, in case it wasn't flamingly obvious.)

Of course! That'd make her the epitome of bad ass motherfuckers.

Levian
04-27-2007, 02:55 PM
Would you trust someone with red eyes and pointy eyebrows? I wouldn't. :shoot:


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q297/firov/redeyes.jpg

Of course not.

Wow xD

Now that's just hot.

fire_of_avalon
04-27-2007, 03:27 PM
I wanna do something like MS PAint drawings or something but I dun really want to join a party cause I can't promise I will be around so can I can I? :hyper:
Yes. :D


May I join this mother smurfing party because it mother smurfing rocks?
Yes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/avatar9192_31.jpg

Would you trust someone with red eyes and pointy eyebrows? I wouldn't. :shoot:

(Ps: I made this in MsPaint btw, in case it wasn't flamingly obvious.)
Kickass!

This party is growing fast, which is cool :cool:

Anyway, I think "The Lounge" suits me the best.
That makes you a rep of "General"


I get Feedback.
Then you are a rep of reference.

Okay, so here's the part that might get crappy. In order to run for election in a particular forum area, we have to have at least THREE PEOPLE who want to represent it. So if we can't get at least three people interested in one area, I may ask that you switch to another.

Thus far we have

theundeadhero - Nerds in Paradise
Enjolras - The Quickening
Firo Volondé - The Quickening
Raistlin - Reference.
Breine - General

I'll add these to the first post.

Giga Guess
04-27-2007, 03:37 PM
I'll be a General Rep.

fire_of_avalon
04-27-2007, 03:53 PM
Okay!

Steve
04-27-2007, 04:12 PM
I'll be your STFU rep ;) lol bamf that one :P

Owen Macwere
04-27-2007, 04:17 PM
What should I be? :confused:

Breine
04-27-2007, 04:17 PM
This party is growing fast, which is cool :cool:

Anyway, I think "The Lounge" suits me the best.
That makes you a rep of "General".

Alright, sounds fair enough :)

Del Murder
04-27-2007, 06:01 PM
Staff for me, obviously. Can someone BAMF Sonny?

Christmas
04-27-2007, 06:36 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/12.png

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/13.png

http://www.expectnomore.net/images/bamf.gif

Giga Guess
04-27-2007, 06:42 PM
Christmas, you have no idea how much I love you right now...

Behold the Void
04-27-2007, 06:50 PM
Hmmm... if that's how you divide things up I'll take the World is Square... and Enix.

Roto13
04-27-2007, 06:59 PM
Christmas. I'll be your best friend if you make something that proves that Giga Guess is, in fact, my bitch.

VorpalCyberWolf
04-27-2007, 07:01 PM
Christmas, you have no idea how much I love you right now...

Enough to throw the soap down?

Put me in General

Christmas
04-27-2007, 07:18 PM
Christmas. I'll be your best friend if you make something that proves that Giga Guess is, in fact, my bitch.

I can just change the first panel to the Roto bot face replacing that random blondie, but then again, it won't have the "womanize" effect. :(

Roto13
04-27-2007, 07:20 PM
Christmas. I'll be your best friend if you make something that proves that Giga Guess is, in fact, my bitch.

I can just change the first panel to the Roto bot face replacing that random blondie, but then again, it won't have the "womanize" effect. :(

But then I'd be HIS bitch and that'd be totally inaccurate. D:

Giga Guess
04-27-2007, 07:22 PM
Christmas. I'll be your best friend if you make something that proves that Giga Guess is, in fact, my bitch.

I can just change the first panel to the Roto bot face replacing that random blondie, but then again, it won't have the "womanize" effect. :(

But then I'd be HIS bitch and that'd be totally inaccurate. D:

Whatever you say while in the sling to make you feel better about yourself...

Christmas
04-27-2007, 07:42 PM
Christmas. I'll be your best friend if you make something that proves that Giga Guess is, in fact, my bitch.

I can just change the first panel to the Roto bot face replacing that random blondie, but then again, it won't have the "womanize" effect. :(

But then I'd be HIS bitch and that'd be totally inaccurate. D:


Oh ya, but what about Lunar? Anyway, Del's lightsaber is ready.



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/de311.gif

But Quina is much suited for this though. :(

Roto13
04-27-2007, 08:45 PM
Lunar is my bitch, too. I have two bitches. Which one of them is the alpha bitch is up in the air.

Purple light saber? There's only supposed to be one of those. :O

Giga Guess
04-27-2007, 09:04 PM
Lunar is my bitch, too. I have two bitches. Which one of them is the alpha bitch is up in the air.

Purple light saber? There's only supposed to be one of those. :O

Keep it up, and I'll lock you in the basement again.

fire_of_avalon
04-27-2007, 09:38 PM
Staff for me, obviously. Can someone BAMF Sonny?
Okay. I was about to ask you who Sonny was, then I got unstupid.


Hmmm... if that's how you divide things up I'll take the World is Square... and Enix.
Alrighty!


Christmas, you have no idea how much I love you right now...

Enough to throw the soap down?

Put me in General
Okay.

Alright, y'all. I want EVERY CURRENT MEMBER to keep a check on my first post in the thread to make sure I've included everyone who's asked to be a member, thus far. Also, keep thinking about what section of the forums you want to represent!

Raistlin
04-27-2007, 09:43 PM
Actually if we're doing the categories, I'd prefer to be changed to General. With my luck the topic for Reference would be about the Help Forum or some other crap I'm not interested in.

escobert
04-27-2007, 10:01 PM
I'll take help forum thingy whatever raist didn't want if noone else wants it I guess :p Since I don't want to make Megan mad and not run for anything :p

Quina
04-27-2007, 10:54 PM
Can I be a part of this MILF party?

~*~Celes~*~
04-27-2007, 11:03 PM
I'm in! =D

Giga Guess
04-27-2007, 11:03 PM
I'm in! =D

*Dry humps*

Welcome aboard.

fire_of_avalon
04-28-2007, 12:40 AM
What should I be? :confused:
You can be anything you want, sugar. :)

Can I be a part of this MILF party?
I want to say yes. But the powers that be say no. You can play with us, though.

I'm in! =D
Awesome.

Rengori
04-28-2007, 12:44 AM
Can I be general too? I really don't visit any other part of the forums, so yeah. If not, then Nerds in Paradise.

Odaisé Gaelach
04-28-2007, 12:49 AM
Stick me down for Reference. :)

Yamaneko
04-28-2007, 12:52 AM
I will not participate, but I endorse this party with whatever credibility I may hold. :up:

Raistlin
04-28-2007, 02:29 AM
You need to update my category! :mad2:

CimminyCricket
04-28-2007, 04:40 AM
I wish to take part in this party! :c)

I just have one question, will there ever be fights? We are BAMFs I suppose.

Del Murder
04-28-2007, 04:52 AM
Hell yeah, lets fight right now! *throws a punch*

CimminyCricket
04-28-2007, 04:53 AM
wOOt!
/me stabs

btw I play dirty xD

Del Murder
04-28-2007, 04:54 AM
*breaks a chair over Raistlin's unsuspecting back*

CimminyCricket
04-28-2007, 05:01 AM
Sweet

Odaisé Gaelach
04-28-2007, 05:07 AM
*Throws himself off an armchair at Big D, misses, and smashes into a bookshelf*

fire_of_avalon
04-28-2007, 06:41 AM
I wish to take part in this party! :c)

I just have one question, will there ever be fights? We are BAMFs I suppose.
Awesome. Good to have you on. Fight with the other parties, preferably with balisongs or steel pipes.

I will not participate, but I endorse this party with whatever credibility I may hold. :up:

Thanks, babe. ;)

EDIT: Seeing as how we have four people repping the General section and very few reps for the other sections, I urge everyone to start looking into them. The tasks for the other sections will likely be just as much fun, and we really want to cover the entire forum, so the Badass Mother Fuckers will rule supreme.

Breine
04-28-2007, 09:39 AM
Now that I see we have four members representing the General section I'd be happy to represent The Quickening section instead :holmes:

escobert
04-28-2007, 10:43 AM
FINE FOA JUST IGNORE MY POST AND I WONT RUN FOR ANYTHING >:(

Chakan the forever man
04-28-2007, 11:28 AM
Chakan's opinion of this party is...this is the best party on EOFF. However, Chakan is like the Green Ranger, and comes and goes at will.

Cz
04-28-2007, 11:48 AM
Spartans are pretty badass, doncha know.

CimminyCricket
04-28-2007, 01:10 PM
Are you willing to be your life on that?

Breine
04-28-2007, 02:06 PM
Spartans are pretty badass, doncha know.

True true, but badass mother smurfers are just that much more badass :P

Giga Guess
04-28-2007, 03:15 PM
Spartans are pretty badass, doncha know.

*Drags Cz to my dungeo-erm, love shack.*

Cz
04-28-2007, 03:46 PM
*Drags Cz to my dungeo-erm, love shack.*Hey, anything goes in Ancient Greece. :jokey:

fire_of_avalon
04-28-2007, 03:51 PM
Now that I see we have four members representing the General section I'd be happy to represent The Quickening section instead :holmes:
Okie dokie. Thanks for switching it up, sugar. :D


FINE FOA JUST IGNORE MY POST AND I WONT RUN FOR ANYTHING >:(
Sorry, sorry! Reference it is. Thanks, Bertie baby. :)

Breine
04-28-2007, 05:11 PM
I'm surprised that we don't have any members running in the "The Smell of Fear" section.

Get going people!! :holmes:

CimminyCricket
04-28-2007, 06:18 PM
I'll help in "The Smell of Fear" section, but seeing as this is my first elections thing, I DEMAND that someone join me. :c)

DocFrance
04-28-2007, 06:28 PM
I would like to join this party, running for Nerds in Paradise.

CimminyCricket
04-28-2007, 06:29 PM
I say we let him

Ashley Schovitz
04-28-2007, 06:44 PM
Is the terminator considered badass?
http://a.movies.com/images/movies/t/terminator2judgementday.jpg

theundeadhero
04-28-2007, 07:30 PM
YES

Rengori
04-28-2007, 07:53 PM
Are there any slots open for Nerds in Paradise or The Quickening?

fire_of_avalon
04-28-2007, 08:02 PM
I would like to join this party, running for Nerds in Paradise.

You're in. Do something badass and sexy.

Everyone, go look at the updated first post if you haven't seen it in a few hours. I was a retard for a minute, and Levian called my on my crap.

Also, all the updates up to this post THIS ONE RIGHT HERE have been made. :radred:

I am still nuts over theundeadhero's signature.

Ashley, the Terminator is definitely a badass.

Rengori, you can take your pick, but I would reckon we need you most for Nerds in Paradise.

Finally, we need at least two more people to run for The World is Square ... and Enix. Come on, where are my Kingdom Hearts fanatics? Sora is kind of a badass.

Albel
04-28-2007, 08:09 PM
Roxas is badass...Can I join this party and running for Kingdom hearts.

Rengori
04-28-2007, 08:24 PM
Okay, Nerds in Paradise it is.

fire_of_avalon
04-28-2007, 09:36 PM
Roxas is badass...Can I join this party and running for Kingdom hearts.
Yes, Albel, you can join this party. If you intend to run, you would be in the "The World is Square ... and Enix" section, not just for Kingdom Hearts. Your assigned task would apply to ALL of that section.

Okay, Nerds in Paradise it is.
Okie dokie artichokee.

Albel
04-28-2007, 10:18 PM
Ok:D

Breine
04-28-2007, 11:46 PM
Wow, things have been moving pretty fast. Now we only need one member in the "The World is Square...and Enix" section.

Things are looking great :cool:

SNOOZER
04-29-2007, 12:30 AM
Hmm is it too late to join? If not I would like to enter this social party of epic badassery. As I recall JC is pretty :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:ing BA.

fire_of_avalon
04-29-2007, 12:30 AM
I completely agree, Breine. You guys freaking rock the house.


Hmm is it too late to join? If not I would like to enter this social party of epic badassery. As I recall JC is pretty :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:ing BA.
The sun never sets on a badass. Do you have a section you want to rep, or do you want to enjoy the ride?

SNOOZER
04-29-2007, 12:35 AM
I'm in for the ride. But if you need help in a section I'll see what I can bring to the table. In which case, if I get assigned to a section what do I do?

Ashley Schovitz
04-29-2007, 12:42 AM
YES

What about Balthier? http://www.angelus-errare.org/tikal/balthier.jpg

fire_of_avalon
04-29-2007, 01:09 AM
I'm in for the ride. But if you need help in a section I'll see what I can bring to the table. In which case, if I get assigned to a section what do I do?
I love your sig, by the way xDDDDDDD

If you decide to rep, I will probably beg you to rep The World is etc. Then, in a few days, Red Zak will send you a task. You'll do your task, and the people of EoFF will vote based on that task.

And sure, Ashley. I haven't played that game yet, but he looks pretty badass.

Ashley Schovitz
04-29-2007, 01:24 AM
sure, Ashley. I haven't played that game yet, but he looks pretty badass.

Then I'm in

SNOOZER
04-29-2007, 01:41 AM
Ah well I don't think I'll be able to do a section then, since I will be losing internet here in a few days, so I don't think I'll be able to perform the task. However while I will bring as much badassness to this party while I still have internets.

fire_of_avalon
04-29-2007, 02:32 AM
You're in, Ashley. :D

We have ONE MORE PARTY SPOT available. And it's first come first serve, unless Bruce Willis himself asks for it. Then I have to give it up.

escobert
04-29-2007, 03:09 AM
even to Samuel?

Rengori
04-29-2007, 03:14 AM
What if Clint Eastwood and Bruce Willis fought over it?

Raistlin
04-29-2007, 05:21 AM
Bruce Willis.

Now, Bruce Willis vs. Samuel L Jackson... the world would explode from badassness. The world is just lucky they never really fought in Die Hard: WaV. And that Unbreakable somehow managed to suck.

fire_of_avalon
04-29-2007, 05:25 AM
wtf is wrong with you? Unbreakable is one of my favorite movies of all time.

And Bruce is in because he's hot. That's the only reason.

CimminyCricket
04-29-2007, 05:30 AM
Agreed

Cookie
04-29-2007, 05:43 AM
I like your party name, BAMFses

Breine
04-29-2007, 02:06 PM
I like your party name, BAMFses

Of course you do ;)


By the way, I kinda felt that "Unbreakable" was kinda meh as well. Both Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson are still b-b-baaad to the bone, though :cool:

VorpalCyberWolf
04-30-2007, 12:09 AM
Borg Yoda is a BAMF.

escobert
04-30-2007, 01:31 AM
Samuel is MUCH more bad ass. He's a angry black man he's crazy!

Mitch
04-30-2007, 02:15 AM
I think we should choose a theme song from either DragonForce or Johnny Cash.

fire_of_avalon
04-30-2007, 02:32 AM
OR BOTH.

CimminyCricket
04-30-2007, 02:49 AM
Both

VorpalCyberWolf
04-30-2007, 04:30 AM
Dragonforce should do a cover of Ring of Fire. With Chuck Norris doing roundhouse kicks on stage to it.

Del Murder
04-30-2007, 06:34 AM
Can our official hat be the sombrero?

theundeadhero
04-30-2007, 11:24 AM
I hope so.

Breine
04-30-2007, 02:12 PM
I think so.. Sombreros are cool :cool:

Albel
04-30-2007, 02:12 PM
A sombrero?? Isnt there anything alittle better...like that hat Clint Eastwood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:EastwoodFFOD.jpg)wears in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Giga Guess
04-30-2007, 02:14 PM
Ya wanna know what's really Badass? Random nudity.

*Streaks!*

fire_of_avalon
04-30-2007, 02:23 PM
The official hat of the BAMF party is the cowboy hat. Not a ten gallon hat, not a Stetson, just a plain jane cowboy hat.

The official sidekick hat of the official hat can be the sombrero.

theundeadhero
04-30-2007, 05:40 PM
I don't own a plain jane hat. I own a sombrero and a stetson :(

CimminyCricket
04-30-2007, 06:06 PM
Then...you aren't such a BAMF. :c\

fire_of_avalon
04-30-2007, 07:17 PM
Is it a white Stetson? It if isn't white, we can work with it.

But you also have leather pants, so I mean you can't be hogging all the badassness.

And Cimanim, I'll stick you in The Smell of Fear, but come on people. We need ONE MORE REPRESENTATIVE for The World is Square ... and Enix! Someone has to want it!

theundeadhero
04-30-2007, 08:56 PM
It's black :love:

fire_of_avalon
04-30-2007, 09:54 PM
Excellent. It will match your sexy leather pants.

Miriel
04-30-2007, 10:05 PM
For our badass mother smurfing leader, I present you with some Bruce Willis badassery.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/bruce.jpg

Moomba Misstress
04-30-2007, 10:54 PM
Just stopping by to add some badassness to the thread. Sorry I can't take up a post on anything, looks like were covered now anyways. I don't know how often I'll s top by, so I don't want you to trust me with a task. In the mean time I'll be around, drooling on Bruce WIllis.

=O~

:moomba:

fire_of_avalon
04-30-2007, 11:48 PM
For our badass mother smurfing leader, I present you with some Bruce Willis badassery.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/bruce.jpg

In my new world order, there will be a place for you at my right hand.

escobert
05-01-2007, 02:57 AM
I just wear a A&W hat :(!