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Jebus
04-26-2007, 12:58 AM
Do you feel something missing in your life? Perhaps a feeling that things are not right with the world?

Well, my friend, you would be right. However, that does not mean things could not be better. Kane has shown us a better path. One that would lead humanity to it's future. To it's destiny. That destiny, is Tiberium. However, the leading nations of the world would have you believe that Tiberium is dangerous. A mutagenic inorganic compound that destroys any biological matter it comes in contact with. This is a lie. Another lie that they use to keep you complacent, and to force your support and labor for their own agenda. This so-called "election" is just another example of that.

Well now, that can be amended. Join us, and you will have made the first step to ascension. Transcendence awaits you in the Brotherhood. For over three millennia, Kane has watched over us, and taught us the true path, and now, ascension is at hand. The next step in our evolution lies before us, come my brothers, join us in our ascension to something more than human. It is your destiny.

Peace! Unity! Brotherhood!

Personnel report:
Jebus
Reles
The Triumphant Hero Your life has become forfeit, traitor.
Reeno the Alchemist
Tsukasa
Agent Proto
Monster Hunt
Nominus Experse
Cuchulainn
utelektr
Strider
Ultima Shadow

NeoCracker
04-26-2007, 01:06 AM
GIVE JEBUS BACK TO US YOU IMPERSONATING BASTARD! I WANT YOU TO RETURN MY GENDERLESS, BLOB-LIKE HIPPIE!

Jebus
04-26-2007, 01:25 AM
I shall see you burn, heretic. Oh yes, it will be a glorious manifestation of Kane's will.

Mister Adequate
04-26-2007, 01:31 AM
You are perhaps the only one who even vaguely glimpses the truth of the matter. The corruption and failure of their system. I cannot ally with you - but I can wish you well in the coming days! Your system would not be ideal, but it would be second-best to my own.

Jebus
04-26-2007, 01:34 AM
Yes. Their system is corrupt. And it shall be torn down and destroyed. However, first the people must be shown the path that Kane has shown us.

Reles
04-26-2007, 01:51 AM
I is a member. Now what? Ohhh ohhhhhh.

The Triumphant Hero
04-26-2007, 01:56 AM
EDIT: Never mind

Jebus
04-26-2007, 01:59 AM
Most excellent. Now go, spread the word of Kane!

Tavrobel
04-26-2007, 02:15 AM
Blasphemous heathens! The word of Kane is no match for the Authoritah os Joel.

Psychotic
04-26-2007, 02:16 AM
Oh is this based on that Superman villain? I liked the bit where he told the son of Jor-el to kneel.

NeoCracker
04-26-2007, 02:17 AM
You just lost Hero. Lol.

Freya
04-26-2007, 02:17 AM
I don't like you pressuring your beliefs on me jebus.

Tavrobel
04-26-2007, 02:18 AM
It's not my fault, mistress.

Yeah, Jebus screw you! Lekana knows best!

Steve
04-26-2007, 02:18 AM
WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!

The Triumphant Hero
04-26-2007, 02:19 AM
GDI TANK BLITZ!!!

Jebus
04-26-2007, 02:20 AM
I don't like you pressuring your beliefs on me jebus.

They are not just my beliefs. Kane has seen the future of mankind, and many of us have experienced it firsthand.

Through Divination, we have already become much more than we once were. It is only a matter of time.

Freya
04-26-2007, 02:27 AM
Pressuring your beliefs is just morally wrong. Even if it is that of others as well. You are trying to change people that may not feel that they need change.

Jebus
04-26-2007, 02:31 AM
It is one of the laws of nature. Those who do not change will die out. It is our destiny.

Steve
04-26-2007, 02:31 AM
Pressure...he calls this pressure? I call it a walk in the park!

Jebus
04-26-2007, 02:50 AM
Indeed. It is we who are pressured. We want only to bring humanity to it's destiny, however those in power have refused us at every turn. Being the aggressors in three wars. Killing countless thousands in order to "protect humanity"

It is all lies. THEY are the oppressors, it is THEY who wish to subjugate us by denying us our future. They care only about those with power. When they assaulted Temple Prime in Sarajevo, they destroyed many innocent lives just to get at us. They are liars, thieves and murderers.

Steve
04-26-2007, 02:54 AM
I'm sorry we're just going to have to do this Jebus.....

*GLOMPS!*

Tavrobel
04-26-2007, 02:58 AM
Joel will find his way to smite you, ohh false prophet!

Jebus
04-26-2007, 03:00 AM
I am one of Kane's chosen. No harm can come to me.

Markus. D
04-26-2007, 03:32 AM
I thought I was in it at some point or something *shrugs*


... Praise be to Yevon?

Christmas
04-26-2007, 03:38 AM
Is the brotherhood of Nod the one that had that ownage laser tower thingy in one of the very old Command and Command I once play?

Reles
04-26-2007, 03:54 AM
What does nod stand for again? National Organization on Disability?

Christmas
04-26-2007, 03:55 AM
It worship some baldy that appear once in a while to preach.

Jebus
04-26-2007, 04:03 AM
What does nod stand for again? National Organization on Disability?

Nod is the place Kane was exiled to millennia ago. But he returned in 1900BCE to lead us.

Reles
04-26-2007, 04:44 AM
Why do we have to be a brotherhood? My genitalia disagrees with this. :(

Jebus
04-26-2007, 05:30 AM
Because that's what Kane named it. However, there are sisters within the Brotherhood.

Ace Protorney
04-26-2007, 05:39 AM
I hereby pledge my allegiance to the Brotherhood.

Reles
04-26-2007, 05:51 AM
I'm upset you didn't deny that I was female. :(

Jebus
04-26-2007, 05:51 AM
You have made a wise decision today, Proto. Now go and share Kane's gift. You must help me bring more into the fold.

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 07:20 AM
Sisters in the Brotherhood? Bad mother smurfers won't stand for that!

Jebus
04-26-2007, 07:51 AM
Kane accepts all, regardless of gender. All he asks is our support, and in return, we gain transcendence.

Monster Hunt
04-26-2007, 07:53 AM
I'm not sure if I should join but...

KANE IS GOD.

I shall join! If I can that is...

Jebus
04-26-2007, 09:15 PM
The Brotherhood grows one by one. It is only a matter of time before Kane's will completely consumes this little forum.

Nominus Experse
04-26-2007, 09:23 PM
I must transcend. I see guidance and future in Kane. Allow me to join in your fold.

*nod*

theundeadhero
04-26-2007, 09:35 PM
OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL 4TH DENSITY BEINGS!

Moomba Misstress
04-26-2007, 11:14 PM
This one just plain kinda scares me. >_>

:moomba:

Jebus
04-26-2007, 11:52 PM
There is nothing to fear. We are the future.

Cuchulainn
04-27-2007, 01:15 AM
It is time to stand up and be counted. I'll join if you buy me beer.

utelektr
04-27-2007, 04:08 PM
The GDI are nubz. Count me in.

I gotta get C&C First Decade....

Jebus
04-27-2007, 09:12 PM
Yes, my brothers and sisters. Now we have finally satisfied the petty requirements for this contest. We shall bring the light of Kane's wisdom to the people of this forum, and then to all of the internet.

Now, go. Find more that will join us in our blessed mission.

In the name of Kane!

oddler
04-28-2007, 12:15 AM
I'm all for condescending.

Ace Protorney
04-28-2007, 12:32 AM
So will you be joining us in the Brotherhood? I guess that will most please Kane if that is true.

oddler
04-28-2007, 12:47 AM
I joke, I joke. I KID, I KID!

utelektr
04-28-2007, 01:59 AM
So, how'd Kane survive the Ion Cannon?

Jebus
04-28-2007, 03:20 AM
Because he's Kane. Not even GDI and their precious ion cannon can destroy him

He came to us over three millennia ago to lead us to our destiny. Nothing can stop the day of destiny.

utelektr
04-28-2007, 03:28 AM
Except Kane, right?

Jebus
04-28-2007, 03:52 AM
If that's what he wanted, yes. He knows what's best for us, after all.

utelektr
04-28-2007, 09:29 PM
I'm gonna be Kane for Halloween =D

Ace Protorney
04-30-2007, 02:37 AM
We're going to need to work on the banner/slogan and all the other crap. I'll be willing to help out with anything, if needed.

Jebus
04-30-2007, 02:48 AM
Our banner has been used for well over three millennia. As for slogans, we have plenty.

If you wish to make one for this particular occasion, however, just make sure the logo is on it somewhere.

Cuchulainn
04-30-2007, 03:03 AM
It is better to have 3 warriors by your side than 30 cowards. TRoo many numbers in your ranks can be combersome & make your party lose direction & drive.

Let me know what you want me to do, oh bearded one.

utelektr
04-30-2007, 03:04 AM
I am not very skilled at propaganda. However, I will resort to being our field commander.

Monster Hunt
05-01-2007, 08:54 AM
I shall help with anything in the name of Kane!

Kane for one, Kane for all - Kane to heart.

...KANE IS MORE THAN GOD!

NeoCracker
05-01-2007, 03:32 PM
You have been defeated by the Neko Party my friend. Boy before me and my mighty Cat Girl Army!

utelektr
05-01-2007, 10:03 PM
*summons rain* >_>

Cats = no like being teh wet.

You have been defeated. Shoo. *shoos*

Monster Hunt
05-06-2007, 12:13 PM
Do I sense UNENTHUSIASM for KANE?!

DESPICABLE BEINGS!

Cuchulainn
05-06-2007, 04:52 PM
Greatness is not measured in mass appeal.

Tavrobel
05-06-2007, 04:56 PM
Greatness is not measured in mass appeal.

No, greatness is measured in the amount of "not suck." And the Nods don't not suck.

Bolivar
05-06-2007, 06:21 PM
Kane lives in death.