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Peegee
05-01-2007, 04:41 PM
Peegee, I choose you! says:
well I'm just responsible for web tickets and if I get calls, that
Peegee, I choose you! says:
so I just do outgoing calls all day
Peegee, I choose you! says:
ugh it keeps getting bigger
Peegee, I choose you! says:
(sounds so wrong when out of context)

quotes in and out of context is a EoFF tradition I've loved since the dawn of time. Let's restart it!

the balls are inert

Jowy
05-01-2007, 04:43 PM
[02:47] <@Miakis> Adam, why didn't you tell me you were David Bowie. :-(
[02:47] <WarZidane> he was under pressure

NeoCracker
05-01-2007, 04:53 PM
Me: Little Girls need Love too.

Really that was wrong in and out of Context

Levian
05-01-2007, 05:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/IMAGE13-1.jpg

oh square

Christmas
05-01-2007, 06:44 PM
please change Miriel's name back.

Don't listen to her.




Or you could ban her. She's a real trouble-maker, that one.



Oh, and change Mandinka's name back to Chris, and Psychotic's name back to ff babe while you're at it. or ban them.



and why has my name NOT been changed to my new super hero entity!?

Breine
05-01-2007, 07:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/IMAGE13-1.jpg

oh square

XD

Jowy
05-03-2007, 03:30 AM
Let's have some Grandia.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/1177900229908.jpg

fire_of_avalon
05-03-2007, 03:42 AM
Conversation between me and Loony BoB a few years ago.


BoB: I CAN SPEAK CUBAN
MeganTheFeisty: Second off, even if you LEARN spanish, you'd still speak it with a New Zealand accent.
MeganTheFeisty: CUBAN'S SPEAK SPANISH
BoB: They'd never suspect a New Zealand Cuban!
BoB: See!?
BoB: SEE!?
BoB: they'd be like "wtf you are on a boat to the usa"
BoB: i'd be like "nah mate i'm an nzer nothing to worry about fair dinkum cheers wolla"
MeganTheFeisty: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BoB: they'd be like "oh, haha, cool mate, put another shrimp on the barby"
BoB: and i'd be like *lands on US*
BoB: and then i'd be like "HAHAH, FIESTA! CUBAN EST ME OR SOMETHING!"

Anno Domini
05-07-2007, 02:41 PM
The bit in my sig and this(which was said by a math teacher of mine)-If you think you're perfect, ill make sure you're not!

Jowy
05-07-2007, 02:58 PM
<Araciel> hey jow...where you goin' with that gun in your hand? xP

theundeadhero
05-07-2007, 03:04 PM
A wonder how long he left the kids locked in the trunk of that car?

Peegee
06-06-2008, 01:27 AM
This is a fun thread where we post things that people said, that when taken out of context, is hilarious. I'll start by making fun of myself.

(8:27:12 PM) pureghettopika: why can't I have a normal relationship with a gay man?
(8:27:13 PM) pureghettopika: xD
(8:27:14 PM) pureghettopika: jkjk
(8:27:21 PM) devilmaykickass: x]

--

I unfortunately, cannot tell anybody what the conversation is about. But you can make fun of me! :DDD?

Freya
06-06-2008, 05:30 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/joyisblack.jpg

She be my homie g.

Denmark
06-06-2008, 05:58 AM
http://www.the-isb.com/images/PW-Objection01.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/joyazn.jpg

Momiji
06-06-2008, 06:06 AM
[00:37] Lucy: porn?
[00:37] Lucy: rabbits?
[00:37] Lucy: ^,^
[00:37] Brieux: yes rabbits ^^
[00:37] Momiji: I like carrots.
[00:37] * Lucy gives momiji-san a carrot

qwertysaur
06-06-2008, 06:14 AM
Is she dead, or is she just deceased?

Cz
06-06-2008, 11:01 PM
Horse says:
I'll name my kid Merit. good name
Horse says:
and my ass don't even hurt
Horse says:
no marks

Peegee
06-06-2008, 11:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/joyazn.jpg

Epic win, Denmark. I always enjoyed that image. <3

Rantz
06-07-2008, 01:33 PM
Vacations, you say? That reminds me of my stint as a travel agent.
"Go to France!" I'd say.
"We're in France." They'd say.
"That'll be £159," I'd say.

Yar
06-07-2008, 02:39 PM
I sometimes try to make my posts so that they'll be dirty if taken out of context.

Psychotic
06-07-2008, 02:41 PM
Jess // You look so defeated lying there in your new twin size bed, With a single pillow underneath your single head says:
MY WAKKA IS STILL LIMP FUCKING LAPTOP MOUSE PAD

Oh that Rye. :rolleyes2

Cz
06-07-2008, 03:57 PM
Jess // You look so defeated lying there in your new twin size bed, With a single pillow underneath your single head says:
MY WAKKA IS STILL LIMP smurfING LAPTOP MOUSE PAD

Oh that Rye. :rolleyes2This is much funnier in context, though. :p

Psychotic
06-07-2008, 04:04 PM
Actually it's horrifying in context.

Cz
06-07-2008, 04:09 PM
Whatever man. It's not my fault you're so sexually inhibited that you feel guilty about acting out your wildest fantasies. :rolleyes2

Peegee
06-07-2008, 04:35 PM
Also Jess is only 12 years old. You guys disgust me sometimes. She's innocent and virginal >:0

Quindiana Jones
06-09-2008, 01:08 PM
"Nah, you couldn't fit five guys in there."

Loony BoB
12-20-2008, 10:18 AM
(bump)

Levian: let's get drunk next august and just do it

Levian
12-20-2008, 10:26 AM
I'm sure Danielle wouldn't mind

Quindiana Jones
12-20-2008, 04:21 PM
Half a freaking year and you filth let this go? Screw you guys. I'm gonna go bump everything thread on the last page.

Loony BoB
12-20-2008, 04:49 PM
Depends on the type of thread. Some threads, such as this one (and pic ones, although they never fall off the first page anyways) and what-are-you-listening-to threads can be bumped.

Quindiana Jones
12-20-2008, 04:50 PM
Such as this one now, eh BoB? This one now.

Rye
12-20-2008, 05:48 PM
Dan (DK, not GB) (11:19 PM):
it wasn't even just a few strands of hair either she proper had an amish beard on her puckered cadbury avenue

Madame Adequate
12-20-2008, 05:51 PM
Jess says:
I'm just curiousss xD
Jess says:
Like curious about boys peeing

:(

Momiji
12-20-2008, 05:53 PM
Dan (DK, not GB) (11:19 PM):
it wasn't even just a few strands of hair either she proper had an amish beard on her puckered cadbury avenue


It's sort of hard to not figure out the context on that one. :kaolook:

Shoeberto
12-22-2008, 06:49 AM
(1:40:06 AM) the_indigo_one: I think I'm gonna finish scraping my statue

The Last Oath
12-22-2008, 07:06 AM
"Im training it"

Jiro
12-22-2008, 12:33 PM
My friend: "Why're you touching Dik?"
Sounds better than it looks, honest

Raistlin
12-22-2008, 06:13 PM
Jojo's one of the best ones to get these quotes from. Probably my favorite (I edited out my responses, but only took out one or two statements from her):

meow ^.^ says:
i've been
meow ^.^ says:
trying to blow
meow ^.^ says:
fior like
meow ^.^ says:
half an hour
meow ^.^ says:
and i'm gonna pass out
meow ^.^ says:
XD
meow ^.^ says:
it's SOOOOO HARD
meow ^.^ says:
lol xD it's for greg my roomie!!!
meow ^.^ says:
it's his bday tmr
meow ^.^ says:
but I can't blow it !! =(
meow ^.^ says:
I'm a failure!!!
meow ^.^ says:
i'm gonna pass out seriously!!


Later in the same convo:

meow ^.^ says:
it was sooooo huge
meow ^.^ says:
i'm gonna puke =(
meow ^.^ says:
well not really
meow ^.^ says:
but it was huuuuuge

Shiny
12-22-2008, 07:38 PM
PG says:
wait
PG says:
YOU'RE NOT SAGENSYG
PGsays:
GOd I'm drunk
Shiny says:
LMAO
PG says:
Holy http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif
PG says:
NO WTF

I won't put what else Peegee said cuz I'm not that mean. :D

McLovin' says:
IAGTTCYC
McLovin' says:
thats what you want to do/?
Shiny says:
O_o

I love when EoFFers are drunk.

Bahamut2000X
12-22-2008, 07:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/joyazn.jpg

I'ld like to see Joy try and argue her way out of this evidence of her azn-ness!

Caraliz
12-25-2008, 01:19 PM
friend: These girls from my dorm made a video.
me: Oh god.
me: Wait what?
me: Was it a lesbian sex toy porn video?
friend: You wish.
friend: But no.
me: I hear the pastor of my church enjoys to watch those
me: He talks about them quite frequently in his sermons
friend: "And on the fifth day, God invented strap-ons."

Yar
12-25-2008, 01:24 PM
Not a post, but a headline I found today. It caught me off-guard.
'Santa' opens fire at Calif. party; 3 deadIt's funny until the "3 dead" part. :(

Leen-Leen
12-25-2008, 02:21 PM
taking quotes out of context? this is a job for ... saglet! :o

Levian
12-26-2008, 01:32 AM
Goldenboko sier:
Sounds fun
Goldenboko sier:
Wanna do it? :o

rubah
07-20-2009, 03:27 AM
Out of context quotes GO
&lt;Jesse1> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS ONLY FOUR CENTIMETERS TOO SMALL ;_;

Jessweeee♪
07-20-2009, 03:30 AM
I've said worse :|

The Space Pope
07-20-2009, 03:34 AM
walked into the stripper changing room trying to get service

Madame Adequate
07-20-2009, 03:34 AM
Rye: I can now say that I've fellated the leaning tower of pisa. :x

Bunny
07-20-2009, 04:55 AM
I was over at a friend's house with another one of my buddies and had walked out to get a glass of water. I returned while he was, I pray, in the middle of telling a story because the only part I caught was "I screwed my sister."

Aydin
07-20-2009, 05:10 AM
Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

Renmiri
07-20-2009, 05:11 AM
A friends mom has very bad english and told the condo repair man to
Go to bedroom, we have lick the rooster!

She meant go to the bedroom to repair a leak on the roof :p

Jessweeee♪
07-20-2009, 05:12 AM
Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;

rubah
07-20-2009, 05:25 AM
it's okay, jesse, I, too, know what it's like to have everyone assume you are a lesbian.

That's why I learned to sew demin vests.

Mogi
07-21-2009, 12:38 AM
Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;

I actually thought that was really cute because I assumed that you had MEANT to send it to me. >.>;

*bighugs*

bipper
07-21-2009, 07:28 AM
My girlfriend doesn't like the big booms that happen during the especially bad ones that we get a lot around here. We're currently experiencing one but it should be over in a couple minutes.

Bunny always has something good to say in between the lines. Evidently, he can post while "posting" too. Good show! ... kinda.

Iceglow
07-21-2009, 01:01 PM
Oh man the amount of things that get said between me and Psy that taken out of context would have people laugh until they cry but I don't keep MSN logs these days :(

rubah
07-23-2009, 07:07 PM
I gots another one
&lt;sk> I'm suck a blonde

rubah
07-25-2009, 03:11 AM
And, just like before, Bella’s face lit up like a kid’s on Christmas morning. Like I’d
brought her the greatest gift ever.
It was so unfair.
“Jacob,” she breathed. “You came.”

Akaria
07-25-2009, 06:03 AM
While at Target with a male friend that enjoys boasting about the size of his manlihood, we came across an oversized desk calculator, about as big as a standard sheet of paper. I walked over and oogled it a bit, and when he asked why I was so intrigued by it, I automatically replied, "It's just...so...big!!"

I quickly realized my mistake as his mouth slowly turned upwards into a smile of epic proportions, and quickly made my way out of the aisle while he burst out laughing behind me.

Shiny
07-28-2009, 04:52 AM
hsu: now she'll hit me extra hard because saglet's in you in me and she really wants to beat him up

Raistlin
07-29-2009, 01:58 AM
Joy says: i want to BANG them

Rye
07-29-2009, 02:01 AM
And, just like before, Bella’s face lit up like a kid’s on Christmas morning. Like I’d
brought her the greatest gift ever.
It was so unfair.
“Jacob,” she breathed. “You came.”

D:

Raistlin
06-18-2010, 05:56 AM
These are always the best threads.


Shlup (to me): Give me a pic of you in a bikini. NOW.

*later, after I send her the close-up bikini pic of my mancleavage*

Shlup: This pic is not useful to me!
Me: Why, you need to see my face to get off?

Shlup
06-18-2010, 05:57 AM
From now on I am only speaking to you in Vent. No evidence.

Raistlin
06-18-2010, 05:58 AM
You won't be able to stay away for long. :love:

Marshall Banana
06-18-2010, 05:58 AM
Raistlin has it bad for Shluppi.

qwertysaur
06-18-2010, 05:58 AM
...creamy Rantzien... ;)

Raistlin
06-18-2010, 06:00 AM
Raistlin has it bad for Shluppi.

We haven't bothered to hide our undying love for each other for a while now. Where have you been?

qwertysaur
06-18-2010, 06:02 AM
Raistlin has it bad for Shluppi.

We haven't bothered to hide our undying love for each other for a while now. Where have you been?
She was picking strawberries and eating them by day and training in the art of Nunchaku by night. :p

Marshall Banana
06-18-2010, 06:05 AM
:ichigo:



Raistlin has it bad for Shluppi.

We haven't bothered to hide our undying love for each other for a while now. Where have you been?
Stop fooling yourself! You won't get any!

Christmas
06-18-2010, 06:06 AM
In B4 everyone names changes again. :bigsmile:

Shlup
06-18-2010, 11:05 PM
Just goes to show how far I'm willing to go to beat Psy at anything.

Raistlin
06-18-2010, 11:26 PM
Stop fooling yourself! You won't get any!

What makes you think I haven't already? http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Shlup
06-18-2010, 11:30 PM
She meant from me. Psy'll give it up to anyone so it doesn't really count.

fire_of_avalon
06-19-2010, 02:24 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2868152-post18.html


He's been eating it almost every single DAY.<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

Hythloday
06-19-2010, 04:03 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2868152-post18.html


He's been eating it almost every single DAY.<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

If it tasted like bacon, there would be a lot more happy females in this world.

NorthernChaosGod
06-19-2010, 04:07 AM
People don't like the taste of it now? :confused:

Hythloday
06-19-2010, 04:08 AM
People don't like the taste of it now? :confused:

Only true seafood connoisseurs.

NorthernChaosGod
06-19-2010, 04:10 AM
I love sushi.

Shlup
06-19-2010, 04:43 AM
I guess back in the day when these kinds of threads were regular, people would save quotes just for them. Now no one does that so it's just a spam thread. Tragic.

R.I.P. 2002

Raistlin
06-19-2010, 04:50 AM
Just wanted to say one thing: Yeah, it's sad that the newbies suck at quote threads now. :( Thanks, foa, for actually contributing!

Shlup
06-19-2010, 04:54 AM
NOTE TO NON-OLDBIES:

START SAVING QUOTES OUT OF CONTEXT SO WE CAN HAVE THESE THREADS REGULARLY AGAIN 'CAUSE THEY AMUSE ME, 'K.

theundeadhero
06-19-2010, 05:13 PM
I liked the pink!