Headlines

[Bunny]

Let us have some fun. The point of this exercise is to write a news headline that pertains to your life or your day. If you need an example follow this one:

Bunny Voted Most Awesome Person Ever to Live
Better than Jesus? Yes! Better than Jesus!

Let's hope for some hilarious headlines and whatnot. I guess if a moderator wants to regulate my thread they can. Let's go for one every ten posts!

Ready,
On your mark,
Get set,
Go!!

[Roto13]

"Many Openings for Gynecologists" Says Hospital
Humourous subtitle not required

[fire_of_avalon]

Mystery Illness Grasps foa!
Tearful badass, "I just pee and pee, all the time!"

[NeoCracker]

"The Worlds Biggest Furry!"
"I'M NOT A DAMN FURRY!"

[Bunny]

"We don't like fun things," scream forumers
Fun thread fails miserably on local internet forum

[Roto13]

Bitter Woodland Creature Banned for Spamming
"I hate everything and everyone everywhere"

[Absconditus_Oraculum]

Bomb Planted In Wedding Cake Blows Up - Survivors share their grief
SI: "It was so unbelievable, CR was finaly dead!!"

[oddler]

Office Relinquishes Saturday Night
This ain't no disco

[Agent Proto]

<b>Declared Not Guilty!</b>
<i>Local bum cleared of all charges.</i>

[Rocket Edge]

Attack of the Mutant Strawberries!
Many dead, even more eaten