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Bunny
05-03-2007, 07:27 PM
Let us have some fun. The point of this exercise is to write a news headline that pertains to your life or your day. If you need an example follow this one:
Bunny Voted Most Awesome Person Ever to Live
Better than Jesus? Yes! Better than Jesus!
Let's hope for some hilarious headlines and whatnot. I guess if a moderator wants to regulate my thread they can. Let's go for one every ten posts!
Ready,
On your mark,
Get set,
Go!!
Roto13
05-03-2007, 07:30 PM
"Many Openings for Gynecologists" Says Hospital
Humourous subtitle not required
fire_of_avalon
05-04-2007, 02:01 AM
Mystery Illness Grasps foa!
Tearful badass, "I just pee and pee, all the time!"
NeoCracker
05-04-2007, 02:05 AM
"The Worlds Biggest Furry!"
"I'M NOT A DAMN FURRY!"
Bunny
05-04-2007, 03:15 AM
"We don't like fun things," scream forumers
Fun thread fails miserably on local internet forum
Roto13
05-04-2007, 03:24 AM
Bitter Woodland Creature Banned for Spamming
"I hate everything and everyone everywhere"
Absconditus_Oraculum
05-04-2007, 03:41 AM
Bomb Planted In Wedding Cake Blows Up - Survivors share their grief
SI: "It was so unbelievable, CR was finaly dead!!"
oddler
05-04-2007, 05:05 AM
Office Relinquishes Saturday Night
This ain't no disco
Agent Proto
05-04-2007, 06:41 AM
<b>Declared Not Guilty!</b>
<i>Local bum cleared of all charges.</i>
Rocket Edge
05-04-2007, 12:27 PM
Attack of the Mutant Strawberries!
Many dead, even more eaten
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