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Odaisé Gaelach
05-04-2007, 02:47 PM
R.I.P. Sudan's married goat
SUDAN'S MARRIED GOAT has, mercifully, gone to the heavenly farmyard, released from its suffering as a beast of burden.

The goat, known as Rose to close friends, became a web phenomenon when it was reported that she had been "married" to Sudanese man Charles Tombe. The wedding was enforced by elders after a drunken Tombe was found taking advantage of the poor animal. He was also made to pay a dowry to Rose's original owner. The elders hoped to shame Tombe, though did not spare Rose's feelings in doing so.

BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | R.I.P. Sudan's married goat (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6623895.stm)

Christmas
05-04-2007, 02:48 PM
:cry:

Misfit
05-04-2007, 02:48 PM
Owned.

Little Blue
05-04-2007, 03:04 PM
This is truly a sad day. But at least now the grieving husband needn't hide his secret affair with the neighbour's cow. Rose would've been bleating mad.

Renmiri
05-04-2007, 04:33 PM
Bet her husband had his eye on her money

Old Manus
05-04-2007, 04:41 PM
What's stopping the man continuing his forbidden sexual exploits even after the beast is dead?

Renmiri
05-04-2007, 05:36 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! But for a guy who has sex with a goat necrophilia is par for the course. Blearghhh...

Reles
05-04-2007, 05:45 PM
"Gone, but not forgoaten"
Tom OConnell, Nowmanton, West Yorkshire

Heehee. I love the comments. xD

RIP sexually raped goat. :(

daggertrepe
05-04-2007, 09:43 PM
Sex with animals. Who comes up with these things? :rolleyes2

Anaisa
05-04-2007, 11:02 PM
Sex with animals. Who comes up with these things? :rolleyes2
The furry party.

Meat Puppet
05-05-2007, 12:02 AM
Celebrity marriages, huh. They’re usually more trouble than most.

Xaven
05-06-2007, 01:37 AM
Poor goat. I wonder what kind of funeral it gets.

Little Blue
05-06-2007, 08:09 AM
Probably something involving chips and ketchup...