Final Fantasy Jokes (maybe spoilers??)

[ChocoKid21]

So, me and my two best friends stayed up until 5 AM yesterday laughing histerically at the final fantasy jokes we were making. I hope ya'll can enjoy them too.


WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS


What does Squall use on his chapped lips?
- Lip Balamb.

What kind of underwear does Auron wear?
- Tidus Whities.

What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
-Take a Wakka.

Who is Spira's most famous talk show host?
-Rikku Lake.

What is Ivalice's most common algebra expression?
-The Balthierian Theorem.

If Courtney Love were to be in a Final Fantasy, What would her boobs be?
- Oglop-sided.

What is Spira's most famous soft drink?
-Yunafrescha

What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
- A mini Vaan.

What does Squall do in the Garden's classroom?
- He takes Quistises.

If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
- Selphie-struct

What does Cloud use to clean his house?
- A dust buster sword.

What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
- Sephibroth.

What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
- Cait Sith.

What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
- Painkiller.

What do Final Fantasy 8 characters get from not drinking right?
- Galbadia Stones

What is Spira's favorite kind of music?
- Bra-ska

What kind of dog is Angelo?
- A Baha-mutt

What is Rinoa's favorite vegetable?
-Squallsh

Aeris is a materia girl.

What does Vincent get in his clothes if he doesn't iron them?
- Lucrecias

Why does Vaan always fight so hard?
- He doesn't want to die in Vayne.

What do you get if you cross final fantasy 7 and resident evil?
- Chris RedXIIIfield.








So yeah. I have a LOT more. I hope these made you laugh. I'll add more once I get ahold of my friend cause I can't remember anymore...

[Aerisfanatic]

Aeris is a materia girl.

and what about it? ive been witing all this time for an aeris joke and you forgot an answer

[ChocoKid21]

Aeris is a materia girl.

and what about it? ive been witing all this time for an aeris joke and you forgot an answer

Its not a joke per say...just a funny phrase? My bad. I was going to say

"You need aeris to breathe, but she's dead so we're all screwed"

But..I figured that'd be too much of a spoiler.

[Dragon Mage]

XDXDXD some of those were pretty funny!!!! (the ones i understood, that is. Haven't played all the games!)

LOL, and Aeris isn't a materia girl: Yuffie is!!! Think about it....

[Remedy]

you and your friends are funny
though you stay up late saying ff jockes?

next time could you do Mario Party - it would be fun ^^


:: BTW, What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
- A mini Vaan.

thats good one
cheers

[Garnie]

gotta admit it there really clever...kudos

[jammi567]

Those jokes were so sad that they were really funny.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
- Selphie-struct
made me laugh
What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
- Sephibroth
made me angry and snarl like a wild sheep
What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
- Cait Sith.
made me laugh my ass off...
not

[Shin Gouken]

What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
-Take a Wakka.

:eek:



What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
- Painkiller.

:D

[Renmiri]

Hillarious!

Keep them coming!

[bipper]

ROFL

[The black mage]

Those jokes were so sad that they were really funny.

Thats true. very true

[.:kerrod:.]

i thought 'Aeris, is a materia girl' was a take off at Madonna's 'we are living in a material world and i am a material girl'...that would've been much funnier, almost funny enough to get a titter out of me...

[Bunny]

Final Fantasy VII.


hahahahahahhaa

['eMeRaLdFaYe']

Some were pretty funny... it made me crack up..hehehe!!

[bipper]

Final Fantasy VII.


hahahahahahhaa


ROFL

[demondude]

Final Fantasy VII.




win.:)

[Dr. Acula]

My lame joke.

Where do the people of Spira learn to summon Aeons?
The Yunaversity.

[Discord]

i thought 'Aeris, is a materia girl' was a take off at Madonna's 'we are living in a material world and i am a material girl'...that would've been much funnier, almost funny enough to get a titter out of me...

You mean, it wasn't a take off at Madonna's song?:eek: Now it really does seem lame.

Here's my (ripped away from Gamespot forums):

FF11: So a Dark Knight walks into a bar, and misses...

or

Why do moogles giggle when they walk?
Because grass tickles their balls.

[Shin Gouken]

Why do moogles giggle when they walk?
Because grass tickles their balls.

lol awesome :D


my lame attempt...

what did one cactaur say to the other cactaur?
1000 needles... whats the point?

:( sorry

[jammi567]

What did Wakka say to Tidus about his brother?
That Chap who?

:D

[Renmiri]

I missed your point ;)

[jammi567]

That Chappu. That Chap who. The joke is that Wakka never shuts up about him, so to not know who he is is the joke i'm trying to make.

[Namelessfengir]

oh (pity laugh) that was really weak

[PuPu]

Final Fantasy VII.
FF7 is so much of a joke that it's not even a funny one. :P


oh (pity laugh) that was really weak
Every joke sounds weak when you need someone to explain it to you. Duh.

[jammi567]

oh (pity laugh) that was really weak
So are many of the ones that the original poster posted. ;)

[bipper]

My lame joke.

Where do the people of Spira learn to summon Aeons?
The Yunaversity.

ha! That wins.

how bout this one:
Aeris DIES!

[Goldenboko]

how bout this one:
Aeris DIES!
:bigsmile:

[Namelessfengir]

how a bout that cloud is a god damn failure and hes intrusted with saving the world

[demondude]

i have one

What do you get if you cross squall and cloud

gay emo:)

[Discord]

Wakka says, "Cognito ergo sum" and vanishes.

[Renmiri]

Is there any other kind of emo ?

[Dragon Mage]

wow, you guys seriously need to move on.. there's a lot more than FF7, people, XD.

As for me, I offer my siggy as a joke!!

[Goldenboko]

I've got a good FF Joke...

FFVIII

[PuPu]

I've got a good FF Joke...

FFVIII

Yep.

[Shin Gouken]

"Final fantasy VII"

"How about this one. Aeris DIES"

"I've got a good FF Joke... FFVIII"


Smh

[demondude]

Is there any other kind of emo ?

Touche