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quanisha_thompson01
05-06-2007, 04:04 AM
what do u like in ur guy or girl? tell everything and u might find ur perfect match! :love:! c ya!
~Quanisha AKA Sam~

Spammerman
05-06-2007, 04:05 AM
Ummm, well, my perfect girlfriend is an angel and a goddess, like the girl im currently in love with.

I Took the Red Pill
05-06-2007, 04:06 AM
what do u like in ur guy or girl? tell everything and u might find ur perfect match! :love:! c ya!
~Quanisha AKA Sam~ Give me your fucking phone number please I am so hot for you.

Mitch
05-06-2007, 04:14 AM
About half my height with a flat head and big ears. You heard me.

Meat Puppet
05-06-2007, 04:15 AM
Gyration. No, super... gyration.

Christmas
05-06-2007, 04:16 AM
About half my height with a flat head and big ears. You heard me.


http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/04/pf/saving/pepsi_monkey_game/monkey.03.jpg

Psychotic
05-06-2007, 05:16 AM
Alive.

Remedy
05-06-2007, 10:26 AM
like Michelle Branch

Craig
05-06-2007, 10:30 AM
Alive.

Dead people don't say no.

Anaisa
05-06-2007, 10:47 AM
Alive.

Dead people don't say no.They shouldn't have to!

Nominus Experse
05-06-2007, 10:47 AM
Naked

theundeadhero
05-06-2007, 11:20 AM
I like my girlfriend to be a girl.

Tallulah
05-06-2007, 11:32 AM
Not a complete and utter t**t, like my last boyfriend turned out to be... :eep:

Christmas
05-06-2007, 11:41 AM
I like my girlfriend to be a girl.

I am a girl, can I, CAN I??? :kaoclove:

Madame Adequate
05-06-2007, 11:59 AM
Oh, you know, the usual. Great body, loves you fanatically, plays videogames, can beat you at videogames, is kinky in the bedroom, puts out (Or at least doesn't NOT EVER put out in two years+), and has, if possible, struck it rich on a gold mine.

theundeadhero
05-06-2007, 12:00 PM
I am a girl, can I, CAN I???:lovers:

Comet
05-06-2007, 12:06 PM
As long as he/she moves, we're OK.

Ixcal
05-06-2007, 12:30 PM
Human is good...

fire_of_avalon
05-06-2007, 12:43 PM
Organs.

Old Manus
05-06-2007, 12:54 PM
Size 7 text obv

Bunny
05-06-2007, 01:48 PM
Me.

Markus. D
05-06-2007, 01:59 PM
Calm, Stubborn, Cute, Erin.

Griff
05-06-2007, 02:37 PM
Someone smart enough to have intelligent conversations with, but not so smart that I always seem like the dumb one.

Also human and female would be nice.

DM_Melkhar
05-06-2007, 02:54 PM
Right now, I don't have one. But! Here's the criteria he must fulfil...

* Long hair (shoulder-length or longer).
* Interested in fantasy, anime, and many of the same interests as me.
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.
* Not wanting children.
* Have a cheerful personality and want to go out places (I've been a recluse and need someone to drag me out every so often, and my former boyfriend was so selfish, arrogant and lazy that he sat in my bedroom playing games on MY consoles all day long).
* Be faithful (you don't want to know what I'd do to someone who cheated on me :evilking:).
* Be at least the same height as me if not a bit taller (I'm about 5ft 10in).

Captain Maxx Power
05-06-2007, 03:31 PM
Like me only a chick and hot.

Jowy
05-06-2007, 03:34 PM
Misfit.

Luara
05-06-2007, 03:43 PM
japonese XD onegai onegai

gudkid
05-06-2007, 03:53 PM
someone pretty, sexy, wity, charming and petite...
i just love petite women!!!
:)

Paul
05-06-2007, 04:02 PM
I PROPER LUV HER SHE IS DA BESTEST OMG U SHUD HAVE SEEN IT LAD PROPER MAD U NO I WAS OFF ME CAKE LIKE

gudkid
05-06-2007, 04:06 PM
what the heck you talkin' bout dude? or is it duddete? whichever...
i don't get ya much...no offense meant :)

Raebus
05-06-2007, 04:14 PM
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.





Now if only you were open minded enough to respect his choice to not be a christian, if only.

boys from the dwarf
05-06-2007, 05:33 PM
Right now, I don't have one. But! Here's the criteria he must fulfil...

* Long hair (shoulder-length or longer).
* Interested in fantasy, anime, and many of the same interests as me.
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.
* Not wanting children.
* Have a cheerful personality and want to go out places (I've been a recluse and need someone to drag me out every so often, and my former boyfriend was so selfish, arrogant and lazy that he sat in my bedroom playing games on MY consoles all day long).
* Be faithful (you don't want to know what I'd do to someone who cheated on me :evilking:).
* Be at least the same height as me if not a bit taller (I'm about 5ft 10in).





kinda picky but there are guys like that.

in general its just someone you can get on well with and love to love.

im not really going to say anything but i quote the best answer in this thread.

I like it when my girlfriend is a girl.

Peegee
05-06-2007, 05:38 PM
what do u like in ur guy or girl? tell everything and u might find ur perfect match! :love:! c ya!
~Quanisha AKA Sam~

I would love it if the girl I end up dating was like, super cool and was a nice person. That would be awesome

Venom
05-06-2007, 05:40 PM
Preferably human.

Christmas
05-06-2007, 05:45 PM
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.





Now if only you were open minded enough to respect his choice to not be a christian, if only.

Ya, and there was this guy that keep asking me out on every weekend to his christian preaching or gathering which I rather visit the pub or go jogging. :(

theundeadhero
05-06-2007, 05:53 PM
Jog to the pub.

:strut: = :beer:

No.78
05-06-2007, 05:57 PM
My boyfriend is a nice guy with no serious mental issues and very lovely in various ways.

Shoeberto
05-06-2007, 06:28 PM
She's a
- Good girl
- Loves her mama
- Loves Jesus
- And Elvis too
- Free
- Free fallin'

theundeadhero
05-06-2007, 07:51 PM
I like my girls free too. It's never good when you have to pay for them.

Bunny
05-06-2007, 07:53 PM
She's a
- Good girl
- Loves her mama
- Loves Jesus
- And Elvis too
- Free
- Free fallin'

*thumbs up*

Spammerman
05-06-2007, 07:56 PM
Right now, I don't have one. But! Here's the criteria he must fulfill...

* Long hair (shoulder-length or longer).
* Interested in fantasy, anime, and many of the same interests as me.
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.
* Not wanting children.
* Have a cheerful personality and want to go out places (I've been a recluse and need someone to drag me out every so often, and my former boyfriend was so selfish, arrogant and lazy that he sat in my bedroom playing games on MY consoles all day long).
* Be faithful (you don't want to know what I'd do to someone who cheated on me :evilking:).
* Be at least the same height as me if not a bit taller (I'm about 5ft 10in).



I completely fir that desription, minus the long hair, and Im Roman Catholic, but they believe in Christ, so I think that makes me christian

KuRt
05-06-2007, 08:02 PM
She loves me.

fire_of_avalon
05-06-2007, 09:16 PM
Me.
Glad someone said it. :<3:






* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.





Now if only you were open minded enough to respect his choice to not be a christian, if only.

Now if only you were wise enough to accept DM_Melkhar's choice without being a jerk about it. This is about what we want in a perfect mate. So stuff it.

Momiji
05-06-2007, 09:26 PM
Not a complete and utter t**t, like my last boyfriend turned out to be... :eep:

What are you censoring?

For me, there are a few certain somethings I'm looking for:

I'd like a...
1.) Human Female
2.) That's alive (even though dead ones can't say no ;) )
3.) That likes video games
4.) That likes the same kind of music as me

Is that so much to ask?

DK
05-06-2007, 09:27 PM
foa :love:

Dreddz
05-06-2007, 09:49 PM
Oh, you know, the usual. Great body, loves you fanatically, plays videogames, can beat you at videogames, is kinky in the bedroom, and has, if possible, struck it rich on a gold mine.

Jebus
05-06-2007, 10:04 PM
Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.

Really, I only have a few major criteria:

-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.

Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.

han_keep_smilin
05-06-2007, 10:24 PM
Alive.

Dead people don't say no.#

lmao.

i like mostly nice persnallity, i dont mind if they have nice looks thats nice but i dont care if they dont, i go for personality.

i like funny guys that make me laugh (obviously)

i dont like boys that move too fast but i dont like it when they move REALLY slow. middle for me :)

i know i lot of boys like to move fast but i really dont like them, there cocky.

i like being friends with them first before i go out with them, you know them more and you know you will probably still be friends if you break up ( unless its a bad one)

i like one guy now but i dont know what hes like, he has a really nice personallity though and hes a friend.:love:

Ouch!
05-06-2007, 11:45 PM
Er... I don't know. There are certain physical qualities to which I'm particularly attracted (specifically a short girl and red hair), but I wouldn't put either of those as a requirement.

I guess someone with whom I enjoy spending time would be a good match. That doesn't mean that she has to enjoy doing everything I enjoy doing. Really, a lot of the things I really, really enjoy (writing and reading for example) aren't exactly group activities. Then again, there was that one time when I was reading smutty novels out loud to a group of my friends in Barnes and Noble. We skipped ahead to the dirty stuff. The same guy walked by three or four times; it was creepy, so we left.

Well, the only thing I can really say is an absolute requirement is someone who enjoys my company as much as I enjoy hers. I don't try to create some dream girl other than that. I'm sure there are many different ways I can connect with someone, so I don't feel a need to limit it to certain parts of my life.

Edit: It would also be great if she didn't expect me to be a manly-man. I'm terrible at that kind of thing.

Ko Ko
05-07-2007, 12:13 AM
I really only like men who don't get emotionally attached to me within 3 months of a relationship. If they get clingy before our 3rd month, I usually push them into manholes or pour coffee down their trousers in effort to make them hate me.
Also, he must vehemently hate trashy stuff like anime, manga, animal porn etc. but be willing to play videogames and have sex 99.9% of his time that is spent within 20 meters of me (in lieu of: be somewhat like me.) He can't be romantic or a softie or have a big white pale belly. Soft men remind me of gross McDonald's ice cream.
I haven't met any men like this yet, but I intend on finding one before I turn 30. If this doesn't happen, I will buy cats.

Captain Maxx Power
05-07-2007, 12:18 AM
I really only like men who don't get emotionally attached to me within 3 months of a relationship. If they get clingy before our 3rd month, I usually push them into manholes or pour coffee down their trousers in effort to make them hate me.
Also, he must vehemently hate trashy stuff like anime, manga, animal porn etc. but be willing to play videogames and have sex 99.9% of his time that is spent within 20 meters of me (in lieu of: be somewhat like me.) He can't be romantic or a softie or have a big white pale belly. Soft men remind me of gross McDonald's ice cream.
I haven't met any men like this yet, but I intend on finding one before I turn 30. If this doesn't happen, I will buy cats.

...you want a man-whore?

Ko Ko
05-07-2007, 12:19 AM
Yes.

Iceglow
05-07-2007, 12:36 AM
I've got to admit to being way too fussy for my own good, especially since my choices in women generally mean I get burnt. I guess I'll know when I meet her right?

Renmiri
05-07-2007, 12:43 AM
:love: :love: :love: HIM :love: :love: :love:

Nothing better than to love and be loved

Spammerman
05-07-2007, 01:00 AM
Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.

Really, I only have a few major criteria:

-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.

Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.

Does it have to be a girl;)

Jebus
05-07-2007, 01:17 AM
Does it have to be a girl;)

Afraid so. Dun like men. :{

Spammerman
05-07-2007, 01:21 AM
how bout boys?

Jebus
05-07-2007, 01:27 AM
Nop

Yamaneko
05-07-2007, 01:37 AM
With enough muscle to push the plow and enough endurance to keep it up six days a week.

Renmiri
05-07-2007, 01:41 AM
With enough muscle to push the plow and enough endurance to keep it up six days a week.

Hey that Sudanese goat is married already! ;)

DK
05-07-2007, 02:18 AM
Afraid so. Dun like men. :{

Oh come on. You are such a liar. :aimkiss:

Jebus
05-07-2007, 02:20 AM
Afraid so. Dun like men. :{

Oh come on. You are such a liar. :aimkiss:

Every rule has its exceptions, you know. *grope*

Absconditus_Oraculum
05-07-2007, 02:35 AM
Nonexistent.

Wolf Kanno
05-07-2007, 10:33 AM
Alive.

YouTube - Don Johnson - Heartbeat (1986) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk);)


Not a complete and utter t**t, like my last boyfriend turned out to be... :eep:

I'm sorry sheila! I promise I'll change for you!


Oh, you know, the usual. Great body, loves you fanatically, plays videogames, can beat you at videogames, is kinky in the bedroom, puts out (Or at least doesn't NOT EVER put out in two years+), and has, if possible, struck it rich on a gold mine.

Well my body is far from "athletic" but it's not necessarily revolting...
I already love you fanatacilly, I even have a shrine dedicated to you...
I play videogames!
I could probably beat you at them...
I'll bring the whips and chain if you promise to bring the fruit and goat...
I'm willing to put out for you:love:
I'm not rich but I can capture street urchins and form a sweat shop to make money for you.

See... I'm perfect for you! Oh wait... you wanted a girl didn't you...
I can change for you!


Right now, I don't have one. But! Here's the criteria he must fulfil...

* Long hair (shoulder-length or longer).
* Interested in fantasy, anime, and many of the same interests as me.
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.
* Not wanting children.
* Have a cheerful personality and want to go out places (I've been a recluse and need someone to drag me out every so often, and my former boyfriend was so selfish, arrogant and lazy that he sat in my bedroom playing games on MY consoles all day long).
* Be faithful (you don't want to know what I'd do to someone who cheated on me :evilking:).
* Be at least the same height as me if not a bit taller (I'm about 5ft 10in).


I can grow my hair out...
I like fantasy, anime, and your interest!
I'm an ex christian... does that work for you?
Thank god, I don't want any little bastards running around either...
I can be cheerful...sometimes. I love going out and doing things and I hate watching movies or staying home unless it's for "other activities"
I'm pretty faithful... sometimes... actually I am.
We're the same height!



I really only like men who don't get emotionally attached to me within 3 months of a relationship. If they get clingy before our 3rd month, I usually push them into manholes or pour coffee down their trousers in effort to make them hate me.
Also, he must vehemently hate trashy stuff like anime, manga, animal porn etc. but be willing to play videogames and have sex 99.9% of his time that is spent within 20 meters of me (in lieu of: be somewhat like me.) He can't be romantic or a softie or have a big white pale belly. Soft men remind me of gross McDonald's ice cream.
I haven't met any men like this yet, but I intend on finding one before I turn 30. If this doesn't happen, I will buy cats.

I can be your man whore Iri...

I sometimes get emotionally attached but I show my love by being mean and sarcastic...

I do like trashy things but I don't necessarily want to share them with you, I can share them someone else...

I like video games ans sex and I have quite a bit of stamina and lust for both.;) (though I must confess that somedays I wonder if you are actually a 40 year old, 300lbs. man and internet predator who just wants to lure unsespecting men into your clutches :shifty: )

I'm not necssarily "soft" and I'll cancel the flowers I was going to send... I can also do some sit ups and get a tan:)

I like cats as well... so what do you say? Can I be your man whore?!
(I of course realize that if you accept this is going to totally ruin my chances with DM_Melkhar:rolleyes2 )

Seriously though hasn't this been done before?

wait a minute...http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/102426-what-attracts-you.html

Araciel
05-07-2007, 03:00 PM
i like my girlfriend to be however she wants to be.

Peter_20
05-07-2007, 03:04 PM
I usually fall for the "cute" girls, but they should be sexy as well. :love:

Right now I've been flirting a bit with a girl on my job, and she seems like that cute and caring type. :):choc2:

I'm turned off by bimbos and divas, though:
bimbos because they act like idiots, and divas because they adore themselves too much.

Essência
05-07-2007, 05:13 PM
nice, inelligent, cute, funny :D

Reles
05-07-2007, 05:20 PM
Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.

Really, I only have a few major criteria:

-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.

Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.

So you want a female friend?

*fulfills*

Except...you have an awful sense of humor.

Jebus
05-07-2007, 05:23 PM
So you want a female friend?

*fulfills*

Except...you have an awful sense of humor.

Oi, my sense of humor is awesome. >:o

Levian
05-07-2007, 05:34 PM
Best case scenario would be if she could shoot laser beams out of her eyes and vomit candy, but if I can't have that I'll accept a gal that is happy to be alive and enjoys a good laugh, like when people fall over, except if they get hurt, in which case she shouldn't laugh. Relationship over if she gets bangs that end right above her eyes. That's just unforgivable.

Namelessfengir
05-07-2007, 06:36 PM
ok lets see

alive: good start
girl : check
cute: yeah maybe asian
humor: can be sadistic as long as its funny ie skaters being stupid and then getting what they deserve
bod: smokin or at least she makes an effort
hieght: between 5'5 and 6'
religion: can be an aztec worshiper as long as she doesn't try to cut out my still beating heart or try to convert me
sex: yes please (I had to do that!!!)

Tifa Valentine
05-07-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm usually attracted to guys that are my opposite with a really good sense of humor. The guy I'm currently with is very cute and funny. I have never been with a guy who was is as friendly and kind as him before. Honestly, I didn't think any guys like him exist. So, besides being a little overprotective at times, he's perfect. :)

Khaotic
05-07-2007, 09:15 PM
This thread is filled with lawl.

sockmonkey
05-08-2007, 07:31 AM
Hmm, tricky one.
I like em' quirky, smart, perceptive, pretty, with a bit of a dark side.
Sometimes I like deep conversation, sometimes I just wanna watch cartoons. She has to accept that.
Hopefully she would like being bitten.

Misfit
05-08-2007, 02:01 PM
Misfit.
Jowy! :love:

Polaris
05-08-2007, 02:08 PM
Hmmmmmmmm let me see:

Cute: yep
Boy: yep
Inteligent: Yep
Atheist
Gothic
Emo: yep
Likes Keane
Must like art, music: yep
Must want 4 kids and get marry: yep
Gay: yep :exdee:

Yeah.... this is good!

Raebus
05-08-2007, 02:10 PM
Someone who could mock all these requirements with me: Yep.

Bunny
05-08-2007, 02:20 PM
Misfit.
Jowy! :love:
Bunny!

Misfit
05-08-2007, 02:22 PM
Misfit.
Jowy! :love:
Bunny!
*pepper spray*

Bunny
05-08-2007, 02:24 PM
I have been pepper sprayed before as part of my job training and it is not very fun. It is also highly illegal if you live in a state with laws against pepper spray. Pennslyvania is one of those states.

Jowy
05-08-2007, 02:26 PM
Stunguns then? ^^

Misfit
05-08-2007, 02:27 PM
I have been pepper sprayed before as part of my job training and it is not very fun. It is also highly illegal if you live in a state with laws against pepper spray. Pennslyvania is one of those states.
*stungun*

Bunny
05-08-2007, 02:29 PM
Also illegal.

Misfit
05-08-2007, 02:32 PM
*paintball*

Jowy
05-08-2007, 02:34 PM
She's got you there.

Bunny
05-08-2007, 02:39 PM
It hurts so gooooood.

Namelessfengir
05-08-2007, 04:02 PM
paintball is ilegal depending how far you take it.
once or twice for defence is fine but if you take it upon yourself to blast em twenty times in the head and chest, your the the one the cops will grab.
why? that much damage counts as agrevated assualt:shoot: :holmes:

true cloud
05-08-2007, 07:01 PM
mst have a pulse and 2-5 legs nah scrw the pulse as long as its warm

srsly i h8 being with a girl who is stunning looking but you never talk to or share any intrests with it gets sooo boring (wow that sounds MIGHTY gay looking back over it,oh yeah btw im not homophobic or anything remotely like it my best friend is gay so anybody that takes that remark offencively,no offence is ment)

so i guess her criteria must include
good looks (doesnt have to be eva longoria :thumb:)
nice smile and laugh(i love them 2)
sence of houmor
energetic
happy with her self
share a few intrests with me(not to many it kinda ruins the fun when they agree with everything you say)
must not smoke(well not 2 much so she doesnt taste like an ash tray)
oh and i cant stand cheating i dont mind if she dumps me and then does it(well i do ....you know what i mean:cry: )

wow i seem kindsa picky looking at it there

Namelessfengir
05-08-2007, 08:20 PM
"reads last post, sees the eva reference and laughs my balls off"
:lol: :chuckle: :joker:
but i sympathize i would have said terri hatcher, but the terri from 15 years ago.

stalpho slayer
05-08-2007, 09:17 PM
I am a girl, can I, CAN I???:lovers:


:kiss: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

true cloud
05-08-2007, 09:18 PM
i feel ur pain terri is pritty sweet 2 but omg eva is the :skull::skull::skull::skull: lol(wow no bad words)

edit=eva is the stuff lol

Namelessfengir
05-08-2007, 09:36 PM
nope screw the show i never seen a whole episode and i sure as hell hope i never do.
sunday is the night for simpsons, family guy and american dad.

now jessica alba or summer glau :love: damn!!

true cloud
05-08-2007, 09:39 PM
either have doesnt mean i havent seen them;) btw who is summer galu


chicken....... gave me a bad coupon lol
cloud is likeing the taste in cartoon you have

Namelessfengir
05-08-2007, 09:59 PM
she is
http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00091/River__Summer_Glau___91740o.jpg

Shiny
05-08-2007, 10:36 PM
The man whose arms exploded is the perfect guy:
http://n2graphics.com/graphx/blog/GregValentino_man_whose_arms_exploded.jpg

Not. :barf:

Namelessfengir
05-08-2007, 10:46 PM
The man whose arms exploded is the perfect guy:
http://n2graphics.com/graphx/blog/GregValentino_man_whose_arms_exploded.jpg

Not. :barf:

they did? sweet
you should not strive for arms so big that you cant reach your own ass.

Anaisa
05-08-2007, 10:55 PM
It looks like there are balloons in his arms. Due to the fact his arms burst, I am going to bet there were balloons in there. I think he put the balloons in his arms, then put a balloon pump through his skin an blew them up, to save going to the gym.

Spammerman
05-08-2007, 11:12 PM
It looks like there are balloons in his arms. Due to the fact his arms burst, I am going to bet there were balloons in there. I think he put the balloons in his arms, then put a balloon pump through his skin an blew them up, to save going to the gym.

They didnt explode like BOOOOM!! They exploded like the skin over them broke and he had to get some taken out

abrojtm
05-08-2007, 11:44 PM
One that obeys my every will!

<i>Edit:</i> Go make me a sandwhich.

Araciel
05-08-2007, 11:44 PM
actually he used dirty needles to inject his anabolix, and he got an infection, tried to drain it himself, then went to the hospital where they had to take a chunk out.

Anaisa
05-08-2007, 11:47 PM
It looks like there are balloons in his arms. Due to the fact his arms burst, I am going to bet there were balloons in there. I think he put the balloons in his arms, then put a balloon pump through his skin an blew them up, to save going to the gym.

They didnt explode like BOOOOM!! They exploded like the skin over them broke and he had to get some taken outHe had to have some of his balloons taken out? Did he keep some?
actually he used dirty needles to inject his anabolix, and he got an infection, tried to drain it himself, then went to the hospital where they had to take a chunk out.That's just the story that was put out so impressionable youngsters didn't start ballooning their arms up.

Spammerman
05-08-2007, 11:48 PM
actually he used dirty needles to inject his anabolix, and he got an infection, tried to drain it himself, then went to the hospital where they had to take a chunk out.

ok.lets review
Something Broke Skin:Check
Chunk removed~~~ :Check

our stories match up. You just used detail.

snacks
05-09-2007, 01:56 AM
Breathing.

kikimm
05-09-2007, 03:25 AM
The man whose arms exploded is the perfect guy:
http://n2graphics.com/graphx/blog/GregValentino_man_whose_arms_exploded.jpg

Not. :barf:

Probably like, the exact opposite of that. Even if he got rid of half of that, it would still be too much!

true cloud
05-09-2007, 02:11 PM
id still take him...............>_>

Namelessfengir
05-09-2007, 02:37 PM
no all he would have to do i catch you, get you in a head lock and squeeze.
like crushing an egg

Chemical
05-09-2007, 03:06 PM
i like my girlfriend to be however she wants to be.

You big suck up.


I think Alive would be a good start. Yep.

Bunny
05-09-2007, 03:19 PM
Eh. As long as you catch them before the Rig sets in.

Namelessfengir
05-09-2007, 03:25 PM
come back!!!!!!!!!!!!