Would you take a bullet for EoFF?

[Levian]

Not in the head or chest or anything. Just in an arm or a leg or someplace less vital.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

?
why would we want to be doing anything like that lev-lev?
i am scared now....scared...little...sheep....

[ReloadPsi]

If you're avoiding the kneecaps, I'd have to say that I guess so.

[Christmas]

I dun know, if my arms and legs are delicious, there is no way I will let it get hurt by a bullet so that I can keep them for Levian to feast on. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/43830-unusual-question-maybe.html) :bigsmile:

[Arcanus1]

I guess I would take a bullet in the leg but not vital parts.

[Chloe.]

No.

[Comet]

Never.

[demondude]

Nah

[Quindiana Jones]

Yes. But only so I could tell people that I've been shot. Obviously I wouldn't tell them why. They'd think I like child porn or something.

[Burtsplurt]

Er, no. I'd take a donut, but that's about it.

[Hazzard]

No, but would any of you take a bullet for me? That is the real question here...

[Misfit]

Ew, never!

Now if it were for somebody ON EoFF, depends on who!

[Bunny]

Why is someone shooting at the internet?

[Jessweeee♪]

If it'll make you all love me :spin:

[James Leopold]

seems a bit OTT

[BarelySeeAtAll]

for you lev-lev...yes
:p

[Roto13]

I'd be the one doing the shooting.

[Comet]

I'd be the one taking the mistresses to the hospital.

[Del Murder]

It was part of the contract I signed to be a Cid's Knight, so yes of course I would! There is a difference between dying for nothing and dying for something.

[Pike]

If by that you mean, "If you had to choose who would get shot, you or the entire rest of the memberbase of EoFF, would you volunteer to be shot?" then my answer would be yes because I luff some of you guys~ ;]

[Nominus Experse]

I've had a nail shot into me - I ought to be able to withstand a bullet in a non-vital area.

I like EoFF, but I'm more intrigued by being shot than saving EoFF...

[Owen Macwere]

How much is the payment? but, no, I don't like bullets or needles. Yak!!

[Essência]

No.

[Agent Proto]

No. I wouldn't do it. Even if money were involved.

[bipper]

Eoff: “Bipper took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three. BG and me, don’t forget about Final Fantasy, Uh”

BG: “I took a bullet for EO, now I’m in Heaven and I can see”

EO: “Your decision to rescue me”

BG: “Was definitely Oops McGee”

EO: “No way, no BG, I disagree”

BG:”WHY?”

EO: “Your decision to rescue me”

BG: “Yeah?”

EO: “was a decision to set you free”

BG: “was definitely Poops McGee”

EO: “Wait, this is fucking with my head, I Totallally thought you was dead”

BG: “Just remember what you said, the medallion’s made of bullet proof lead”

EO: “Whoa”
´
Duet
BG: “Bipper took a bullet for EO now I’m in heaven and I can see, no-ah no, no-ah no, don’t forget about Final Fantasy”

EO: “Bipper took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three, BG and me, don’t forget about Final Fantasy”

A fairly tasteless parody.

[Levian]

It was part of the contract I signed to be a Cid's Knight, so yes of course I would! There is a difference between dying for nothing and dying for something.

Ah crap, I knew I should've continued reading after the unlimited muffins part.


Ew, never!

Now if it were for somebody ON EoFF, depends on who!

Aww, you sure? :( I have this cute little pink bullet with your name on and everything.

Anyway, it's a no for me. Maybe I'd let a cat scratch me or something.

[Old Manus]

No way, man. *shot by sniper*

[Fuzakeru]

If there were the slight chance that candy would pour out instead of blood in some kind of festive, pinata fashion I'd consider it but otherwise - no.

[Sergeant Hartman]

I'd watch it on the floor bleeding.

[Tifa Valentine]

My split personalities all would...:roll:

I wouldn't, though. :D

[Shiny]

There is a difference between dying for nothing and dying for something.
That would be odd if someone died from getting shot in arm, or leg. :O_O:

Oh, the answer is no. Bullets probably hurt.

[Agrias]

pfffft....it depends on whyy i'm being shot, and as long as i dont get like really damaged with a horrible scar.

[escobert]

Only if Roto was shooting me.

[Ouch!]

No way, man. *shot by sniper*
That post was inevitable.

My decision to take a bullet for EoFF would most likely revolve around whether or not I might gain something for it. Even then, the offer'd have to be pretty damn good.

[Psychotic]

Already have. Twice.

Well, if by "taking a bullet" you mean "deleting hardcore scat images".

[StarlightAngel]

No.

I agree. Sorry guys.

[theundeadhero]

I'd take a bullet for my valentine.

[yanis]

I would take if there was something like..."It's your hand or eoff's general chat"...

[Meat Puppet]

Maybe if I was a little more on the plump side.

[Discord]

Not in the head or chest or anything. Just in an arm or a leg or someplace less vital.

Are you looking for a new Cid Knight again or something?:tongue:

Nah...

[Namelessfengir]

eoff no rikku yes
eoff if shot will be fine

[kikimm]

I think there are very few things that I would take a bullet for, and unfortunately, EoFF is not one of them. No offense.

[Rase]

Heck no.

[Cz]

What the hell are you talking bout, Levski? EoFF is a website, and could not be harmed with a single bullet. This is a stupid question and you are stupid. :mad2:

P.S. No.

[Jigsaw]

Uhm, no sorry guys. I'm not that attached to this place. I don't even have text above my avatar yet.

[Peter_20]

Taking a bullet and feeling the pain for a long time just for an Internet forum?
Um, NO.

Physical health > EoFF

[Christmas]

C'mom everyone, can't you see that this is a test by Levian to recruit the new Cid's Knight? And if you are willing to take a bullet for EoFF, you will be a QUALIFIED Cid's Knight which grant you access to the exclusive PORN forum! IMAGINE THE LUXURY! :bigsmile:

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

C'mom everyone, can't you see that this is a test by Levian to recruit the new Cid's Knight? And if you are willing to take a bullet for EoFF, you will be a QUALIFIED Cid's Knight which grant you access to the exclusive PORN forum! IMAGINE THE LUXURY! :bigsmile:
Porn does not appeal to me. But, getting shot does. In a non-vital place of course. Perhaps my right arm. Then I would be forced to use my left one more. That would not be so bad. I would live and get the experience of getting shot. I would save EOFF!!!

[Levian]

C'mom everyone, can't you see that this is a test by Levian to recruit the new Cid's Knight? And if you are willing to take a bullet for EoFF, you will be a QUALIFIED Cid's Knight which grant you access to the exclusive PORN forum! IMAGINE THE LUXURY! :bigsmile:

More like everyone who says no will be banned :lol:

[demondude]

NO

[sockmonkey]

Only if they threw it at me.
Otherwise I'm hiding behind as many widows and orphans as I can pile in front of me.

[stalpho slayer]

i would take it anywhere neck chest head anywhere this forum rock i mean get some balls its just a bullet so its painfull big deal suck it up
you might look like this :nibbles: but whatever

[Mirage]

No, considering EoFF is regularly backed up, my limbs cannot be fixed as easily as EoFF.

[Goldenboko]

If I was drunk out of my mind... probably.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

C'mom everyone, can't you see that this is a test by Levian to recruit the new Cid's Knight? And if you are willing to take a bullet for EoFF, you will be a QUALIFIED Cid's Knight which grant you access to the exclusive PORN forum! IMAGINE THE LUXURY! :bigsmile:


A'yo, a bullet??? Is you stupid??? Wait a minute, what does that quote say? Exclusive huh? Hmmm...EOFF, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!! *shot* Now where's my porn dammit...:shifty:

[{cloud}]

I would take one in the back of the leg, but for what cause would I? Do any of your remember why?:confused: :confused:

[Xaven]

Of course. Like, whomever that was, I'm actually more interested in being shot, though EoFF is nice. :P

Hah, how fun. I'd get to go to the hospital! And tell stories!

[Fonzie]

More like "Would EoFF take a bullet for me?" :mog:

[Loony BoB]

Depends on how bad the hit was, really.

[Cloudane]

To save an innocent member whose life was in danger from some... terrorist or something - yes

For the board itself? Umm no, sorry :D

[bipper]

Of course. Like, whomever that was, I'm actually more interested in being shot, though EoFF is nice. :P

Hah, how fun. I'd get to go to the hospital! And tell stories!

you should get that checked out man.

[Christmas]

Levian's threads are dumb. This is the calibre of the staff back in those days. :(

And leave your bullets in your ball sack where they belong. :chocobo: