101+ ways to know you're addicted to Kingdom Hearts

[Clawsze]

Okay, basically say 1-3 things people would do in real life that comes from KH, for example...

1. You see a shadow on the ground and wait at the ready with your house key for it to come up and attack you.

2. Dress in a black cloak and run around with a wierd hair cut and "weapon" complaining of having no heart.

3. Try to turn a stick into a Keyblade.


Then the next person would do 4(5 and 6 as well if they wanted) and so on.

[Alsray]

4) you call the Darkness to you

5) you see dusk nobodies outside you window.

these two come from personal experience.

I'm serious.....

and 6) you cos play, a lot, i mean, A LOT!

[Jessweeee♪]

7) You pull out your guitar and hope to use it to put out that kitchen fire you started.

8) You go to the top of a large hill and sit on a honey pot, anticipating a fun sled ride.

[f f freak]

9) You jump on a book expecting to be sucked in and see talking animals.

[Leen-Leen]

10) It seems as if a duck and a dog are following you everywhere you go.

11) You attach a different key chain to the keyring that's holding your house key, hoping that a new key chain will make your house key change form.

[Clawsze]

12: You jump around, thinking you can glide on the ground.
13: You try to make Sea-salt Ice Cream.

[Fynn]

14. You Dodge Roll to school (almost guilty...)
15. You think your friend looks different because he turned to darkness, but actually, he just went to the gym... For a long time...
16. You think that when you get old and have old-timer a blonde girl will put your memories back to normal.

[CelestialStarDust]

17.You race your friends across tree tops and hit each other with splintery wooden swords as if it was normal

18.You see a star fruit and share it with someone saying,'We'll be together forever'

19.You believe that you and your friends will make it out there on the ocean with a bottle of water,some coconuts,and fish and expect to survive the suns burning rays of death.

[Hazzard]

20. You take extra classes in Art, to work on your castle sketches

21. You start to read Playboy, with guys with Spiky Red hair, inside it

[Ouch!]

16. You think that when you get old and have old-timer a blonde girl will put your memories back to normal.
Thank you sir, you just made my day.


21. You start to read Playboy, with guys with Spiky Red hair, inside it
And you just ruined it.

[Griff]

22: When the password on your computer is "Sora, Donald, Goofy"
23: When confronted by a street gang, you defend yourself by pulling out a mouse in a dress and trying to get it to say "Light"
24: When you knew about the hidden messages in Sanctuary before that video was posted in the forum.

[Clawsze]

25: When you think a guy with a gun can float in mid air.

26: You think if you jump of a building you won't take any "damage"

27: Think you can use a Guitar to control water

[Fynn]

16. You think that when you get old and have old-timer a blonde girl will put your memories back to normal.
Thank you sir, you just made my day.

Um... Is that sarcasm? I was actually worried someone might be offended by it...

28. You think you can trap your rival in a dictionary...
29. You make up your own Organization members (guilty) *looks at Clawsze*
30. Whn your teacher asks you to open the classroom you take the key, say "I am the Keyblade Master!" and THEN open the door (guilty of that, too)

[Mercen-X]

16. You think that when you get old and have old-timer a blonde girl will put your memories back to normal.
Thank you sir, you just made my day.

Um... Is that sarcasm? I was actually worried someone might be offended by it...
If old-timer was a play on words then it was funny. Otherwise, the word you're looking for is Alzheimer's.

31) You sing one-winged angel hoping it will magically make the One-Winged Angel Keychain available in your arsenal.

[Clawsze]

You make up your own Organization members (guilty) *looks at Clawsze*

YOU agreed to it.

32. Join a thread which is making a KH story *looks at WWoF*

33. When you ae getting beat up, you hold your house key above your head and yell "Kingdom Hearts, give me your power!"(guilty.....a lot)

34. You make a fanfic about KH

[Mercen-X]

35) You join Behold the Void's Crossing Worlds (KH) . . . actually, you'd probably join just because hey . . . it's Behold the Void.
36) You find a way to where a black hoody everywhere you go and introduce yourself as a Nobody.
37) By above, you think you'll be able to infiltrate the mysterious Organization XIII and thereby make it Organization XIV.
38) You think the XIV signs left by dumb-ass grafitti punks are actually marks of the mysterious aforementioned Organization XIV.
39) You think that because people have called you a Nobody, you must find a way to retrieve your heart.

[demondude]

When you think you can gather an army consisting of a mouse and a dog and slay monsters in youre back garden with youre house keys:)

[Clawsze]

36.When you think you can gather an army consisting of a mouse and a dog and slay monsters in youre back garden with youre house keys:)

Numbers, please and thanks.

37. Everytime you see a person with a book you think they are either emo, or a master illusionist.

[Yukki-Chan]

38. If you see someone walking down the street in a leather trenchcoat or a black hoodie you instantly start looking for the other 12.

[Fynn]

You make up your own Organization members (guilty) *looks at Clawsze*

YOU agreed to it.

32. Join a thread which is making a KH story *looks at WWoF*

33. When you ae getting beat up, you hold your house key above your head and yell "Kingdom Hearts, give me your power!"(guilty.....a lot)

34. You make a fanfic about KH

I;m not saying it's wrong - it's cool! But it still means we're addicted to KH...
And yeah, I'm guilty of 32... :D

[Griff]

39. When you have yelled out "dance water, dance" while taking a leak.

[dragontamer]

40: when you dye your hair red, tatoo your face and tell people to memorize what you say.

41:when you join an enemy organization and then help their prisoners escape.

42: when you go into your garden and pull out your house keys, praying that they will change before the heartless arrive.

[Mercen-X]

43 ) You've renamed your pets Heartless and order them to attack people

[Clawsze]

44: Say "Indeed" whenever you agree with someone(guilty)

[Mercen-X]

45) You've been practicing with a wooden sword all your life, but now you raise your sword to the sky shout out spells.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

46) When you read one too many RikuxSora fanfics...
47) When you can sing along to Passion without looking at the lyrics because you've been listening to it long before the North American release of KHII.

[Clawsze]

48: You run around with lots of stabbity things thinking you can control wind.

[Arc_Master_14]

49 when your girlfriend breaks up wih you for calling her Kairi/ Namine one too many times

50 When you go to the zoo and start looking for moogles to make you a keychain

51 When you start noticing that you and your friends have Orginization XIII characteristics and make a club (lol i did this)

[Brennan]

52. When you call your friend "Riku"
53. When you call two of your buddies "Donald" and "Goofy"
54. When you make a keyblade out of wood.

[Arc_Master_14]

53. When you call two of your buddies "Donald" and "Goofy"

Guilty but instead of Donald its mickey cuz im Donald due to my major WHITNESS!

[Clawsze]

55. Consider making a base near the moon to use it's almighty power.

56. Whenever you are blinded by the sun shout "AARRRGHHH, LIGHT" like Xehenort's Heartless(Guilty)

57. Throw frisbees at people thinking it will set them on fire(sort-of guilty)

[Alsray]

58) You master you Voice of Xehanort(extremely guitly:D )

59)you make a mini-Keyblade out of your housekeys.(well, not from my house key, i made Lady Luck:eep: )

60) you Watch the FM+ Ending hundreds of time and can synce the song "fate of the Unknown" with the no-audio versoin of it. (i'm almost guilty, still trying though.:cool: )

[dragontamer]

61) when you and your stuffed bear try and fly with one single helium ballon. (Guilty, with my little plush Gatamon toy.)

62) when you try to alter peoples memories.

63) When you start asking yourself: Who am i? What am i? Why am i here? Due to strange dreams you've been having. (Maybe.)

[Alsray]

63) When you start asking yourself: Who am i? What am i? Why am i here? Due to strange dreams you've been having. (Maybe.)
you've gone crazyer than me!!

sure i am an immpressionist though....

64)You post on the forums ALL DAY

[Spammerman]

65) Youve read this far

66)Youve posted in this thread

[Clawsze]

65) Youve read this far

66)Youve posted in this thread

Everyones quilty here....

67. You think a mouse will save you when you get beat up.

[Spammerman]

68) You finish this thread.

[Alsray]

69) think this thread wont end

lol, ITS 69!!:p

[Clawsze]

70)Run around with a stick hitting big things(think when Sora loses the keyblade in KH1)

[Chaosfan84]

71.) You run screaming from the new long, silver-haired emo at school whilst muttering something about wanting to steal your housekey.(Maybe Guilty :shifty: )

72.) You get excited when you get a new house key, thinking it's your old one chnaged form.

73.) Think the idea of talking ducks running around with teenagers without wearing any pants is morally right.

[Alsray]

74)you questoin evil and good in relations to a giant door

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

75. When you buy LOTS of hair gel and apply it all at the same time.

[Formalhaut]

76. You think your new black clothes will give you a special power called "Drive"

77. Your a 14/15 year old who saves the world (Ahem Final Fantasy)

Next!

[Clawsze]

78: You think when you have a weird dream you will gain un-human powers.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

79. When your name has an X in it and you begin to try making rediculous speeches bout the heart

[demondude]

80. when you buy shoes 5 sizes to big for you

[Alsray]

81) you participate in KH Millionaire to show what you know. :D

[Clawsze]

81) you participate in KH Millionaire to show what you know. :D

I will be guilty of that soon I hope.

82. Think a sitar will help you fight a school bully.

[NoAvatarOrSignature]

83. You don't have the "New" sign next to Journal in your Main Menu.

[sir helix]

84.you renact the final boss battal as sora and your best freind as riku fighting that one evil dude *forgot name* (guilty)

85.the song sanctuary speaks to you (guilty)

[Clawsze]

86. You post on the board for info on if FM+ is coming to the west.

[Brennan]

87. You hang KH Christmas ornaments, when it's not Christmas.


81) you participate in KH Millionaire to show what you know. :D
lol

[Dark Messenger]

82) You try to GLIDE to work/school/whatever.

83) You try to make a Gummi ship...

84) You try using a baseball to summon.

[sir helix]

85-you make this

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/scott_heath/mytalent.jpg

[Clawsze]

86. You think if you get a piece of paper and tick the ability's you want, you will have them.

[sweettooth_163rd]

87-you thank by ripping someones heart out they will be come two beings heart=heartless
body=nobodie

[rikkugurl13]

39. When you have yelled out "dance water, dance" while taking a leak.
please tell me you didn't do that.

[Cledarius]

88. when you see a dead cricket and scream: "Noooo, Jiminy!" and start crying!

89. You attack every person, that wears a black robe, thinking it's a Org. XIII Member.

90. You are jumping at shadows, thinking it may be a heartless.

[Griff]

39. When you have yelled out "dance water, dance" while taking a leak.
please tell me you didn't do that.

I didn't, but I know people who have. It is quite disturbing really.

[Brennan]

81) you participate in KH Millionaire to show what you know. :D
I will be guilty of that soon I hope.

Guilty!

91. You're currently reading this.

[Markus. D]

92. You Limit your functions as if to think you have a limited AP to store all of them on.

[BardTard]

93. You hack someone's myspace and delete their photos, then change the "My Photos" album to "My ------"

My cousin is changing that for me cus she's smart and it won't let me change that album.

[Masamunemaster]

94. you pay over 100 dollars to play a game that was only released in japan and is to come out in america soon(Spawn of sephiroth)

[Formalhaut]

95. You have heard about KHI or KHII

96. You think about buying KHI or KHII

97. You buy KHI or KHII

[dragontamer]

98:If you're still reading this - from start to finish.

99:Where are my pencils for drawing pictures of sora's memories?!? (Guilty, I must admit it.)

[leader of mortals]

100: if you want to do 101

101: if you do 101

[Masamunemaster]

What happens now that we are at 101, do we go further to 102; that would be a sin though(hehe)

[Arc_Master_14]

itsays 101+ so yea do your worst

[Clawsze]

102: You think that doing fancy moements with a key will summon something.

WOOT, ovr 101, not 9000 but you can't be that hopeful.

[demondude]

95. You have heard about KHI or KHII

96. You think about buying KHI or KHII

97. You buy KHI or KHII

I'd hardly call that addicted. :greenie:

[Clawsze]

95. You have heard about KHI or KHII

96. You think about buying KHI or KHII

97. You buy KHI or KHII

I'd hardly call that addicted. :greenie:

True, but still, it is 3 points

[Alsray]

103)you thought of making a Keyblade

104)you made a keyblade

105)your Keyblade is Battle-ready

[Arc_Master_14]

106) Your going to buy a keyblade off the internet and run around town with it (IM gonna do that one day)

[Clawsze]

107: You have seriously thouht of running around town after buyin an Org XIII coat and denying I'm a Goth, and hitting anyone who is calling me Goth.
Come on, those coats look very Goth.

[Hazzard]

[!]For pleasure you watch Sora hump Kairi behind her back at the word that never was. You masturbate and continue to the final battle.[/!]

Not appropriate.

~Void

[Alsray]

108)Your name is Clawsze

[Clawsze]

108)Your name is Clawsze

If I didn't see that first, someone would have said "Ooohhhh" right there.
Don't push me, I know level 9 Black Magic and have level 10 sword skill to back it up

[dragontamer]

108)Your name is Clawsze

If I didn't see that first, someone would have said "Ooohhhh" right there.
Don't push me, I know level 9 Black Magic and have level 10 sword skill to back it up

LOL!:p

109, you believe that by holding out your Chicken Little plush toy to the sky and yelling 'POWER!' at the top of your lungs will bring the toy to life. (My cousin Alexander belived - and still does - this. Bless him, he's five in september and loves KH1.)

110, You see a man in a black cloak, and imediatly think that organization XIII has invaded your home town.

[Alsray]

108)Your name is Clawsze

If I didn't see that first, someone would have said "Ooohhhh" right there.
Don't push me, I know level 9 Black Magic and have level 10 sword skill to back it up
^_^

sorrym i couldn't help myself

[Clawsze]

108)Your name is Clawsze

If I didn't see that first, someone would have said "Ooohhhh" right there.
Don't push me, I know level 9 Black Magic and have level 10 sword skill to back it up
^_^

sorrym i couldn't help myself

It's cool, I have other addictions....like Skittles....I still can't taste the colours of the spectrum reflected into a circular shape.

110. You think a baby deer with heal you, by pooping different coloured orbs.

[50calCerberus]

111: when u start calling ur girlfriend kairi and ur best friends riku goofy and donald

lol:D

[BardTard]

112. You think Suicide Blonde from The Number 23 is Namine.

[Mercen-X]

95. You have heard about KHI or KHII while scanning for interesting information using a magic console (like a mirror, a cauldron, or a crystal ball)

96. You think about buying KHI or KHII every second of the day and devote your college fund to buying a KH

97. You buy KHI or KHII for triple it's value and play it til your fingers and eyes bleed

There, fixed it for you

113. You're one of the 26 Eyes On members who managed to name your account after a KH character (Square not Disney) before anyone else

114. You're one of the Eyes On dregs who couldn't name their account in time and was forced to mix up the name somehow but ended up doing it anyway.

[Formalhaut]

Thanks!

115. You start making your own RikuXSora story (EWWWW)

116. You MAX your stats (Gonna be Guilty)

117. You make a FPS Based on Chicken Little's Summon.

[dragontamer]

118) your main objective in your life is to keep this thread alive. (Geez... I AM bored...)

[Laddy]

119) You've read the god-awful manga. (I hate manga, but lord, it totally ruined it! :()

[Clawsze]

120: You keep trying to finish your sequel story, even though it won't live for 2 seconds.

[The Mog Ninja]

121: You're the King of Kingdom Hearts

[Woodinator]

122: You sit for minutes on end trying to think of something witty and not mentioned before 10 times already....

123: You refer to Squall as Leon, even if discussing FFVIII (Don't, or I'll maim you :P)

124: You were confused and somewhat irritated by the change in Ansem's (Heartless) voice between I and II

[Xanalia]

125: You dress up as a Heartless for Halloween

126: You run up to said person and hug them while saying "Oh my gosh,I know who you are!"

...guilty of the 1st 1

[Xanalia]

oh thought of another 1!
127: Plan on getting (or already have) a tattoo of 1 of the symbols n Kingdom Hearts

ill b guilty of th@ soon

[Darth Tjador]

128:Have kingdom hearts cookie cutter shapes and symbols

LOl i want some maybe i can some how make some

[Darth Tjador]

129:A special created car with kh written all over it and a kh interior.
That would be a cool car.

[Mercen-X]

130. You make a Kingdom Hearts RP (everyone is guilty)

131! You make a Kingdom Hearts RP that actually has detail (holy---!)

[Clawsze]

131! You make a Kingdom Hearts RP that actually has detail (holy---!)

Whoever can do that is God, or some other God-like thing.

[Xanalia]

132: check accessory slots 2 c if u can put on anymore pieces of jewelry

[Clawsze]

133: Bringing this thread back to life (Nubixa, good job)

[Xanalia]

-throws hands up- woot!!

[Rikushomegirl7]

134) You consider your bed your "save point"

135) when you go to disneyland and see mickey, you come up to him and bow and say "Your majesty" and start fawning over him.

[Spartan121]

136) Try to drown yourself in hopes you'll wake up somewhere else
137) Allocate a set of clothing per place you go?

[Clawsze]

136) Try to drown yourself in hopes you'll wake up somewhere else
137) Allocate a set of clothing per place you go?

138: Get the 100th post(Congrats Spartan)

189: Have incredibly big shoes which strangly don't slow you down.

[leader of mortals]

189???

139 you got the ultima weapon in real life
140 you use that ultima weapon to own a fricken emo dude
141 you own clawse for messing up the number