New Meaning for Happy Meal

[Shlup]

Just saw this on the news so I looked up an article to share the lol.


Ottawa Teen Arrested After Pot Found in Happy Meal
OTTAWA, Ill. - A 17-year-old fast-food employee is facing drug charges after allegedly hiding marijuana in a Happy Meal.

Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilmann says a man and his three children went through a McDonald's drive-thru yesterday to order Happy Meals.

Zeilmann says one of the children -- an eight-year-old girl -- got a lighter, pipe, and bag of marijuana in her Happy Meal. Her father went to the police.

McDonald's employee Brandon Scott of Ottawa was arrested yesterday and charged with possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Zeilmann says McDonald's owners cooperated with the investigation that led to the arrest.

News::Ottawa Teen Arrested After Pot Found in Happy Meal (http://www.kttc.com/News/index.php?ID=15157)

[Rocket Edge]

All you can do is laugh at something like that. xD

[Sergeant Hartman]

Forget the stupid toy! :hat:

[Bunny]

What the hell kind of idiot.

[Dreddz]

If the kid wasnt 8 this would of been a whole lot funnier.

[Old Manus]

I sure as hell wouldn't have reported it.

[Psychotic]

I always wondered what the deal with Canada was, and now I know. Childhood drug abuse.

[Bunny]

Uh. That's... in Illinois. Not Canada. I understand your confusion though. Being British, it is tough to be not wrong.

[Psychotic]

I always wondered what the deal with Illinois was, and now I know. Childhood drug abuse.

[Bunny]

'Atta boy.

[escobert]

LAWL

[Captain Maxx Power]

That's the happiest meal one could possibly get if you ask me. What's the big deal?

[Fonzie]

Did they get they get the happy meal at 4:20?

[fire_of_avalon]

Oh man. My day has been made.

[Sergeant Hartman]

I'm lovin' it.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I always knew McDonald's was different...

[Mitch]

Poor dude lost his stash. :cry:

[Big D]

That ain't all they're putting in Happy Meals these days...

Child's McDonald's meal comes with condom - 26 Apr 2007 - NZ Herald: New Zealand National news (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10436212)

[oddler]

I'm lovin' it.

:lol:

[black orb]

Oh man. My day has been made.

[sephirothishere]

If they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.

[Harmless]

They should charge the 8 year old kid, too.

[Roto13]

If they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.

NARF!

[final fantasy is stinky]

LUCKY:love: now i'm gonna start buying happy meals haha

[Markus. D]

Karma~

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

That would be really messed up if that happened alot

[BakerMan]

XD. I thought that was awesome, some 8 year old girl finding that in her happy meal, that sounds like something you would see on family guy.

[darksword12]

Uh. That's... in Illinois. Not Canada. I understand your confusion though. Being British, it is tough to be not wrong.


I always wondered what the deal with Illinois was, and now I know. Childhood drug abuse.

Quit dissing Illinois!

EDIT: Oh, wait... it took place in Illinois, right? Nevermind.

[sockmonkey]

I imagine this will drum up business with the 14-25 crowd. :D

Seriously though, you just can't make up stuff this good.

[sephirothishere]

I'm disappointed that only one person got my pinky and the brain reference.... ee gads.

[JackNapier]

Wow, I remember growing up the toys were usually based on what the hit movie/tv show was at the time. Nowadays, kids don't want movies or television, they want cannabis god dammit!