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Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:00 PM
Is this bad?

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:01 PM
OMG IT'S TEDIUS ZANARUKANDO

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 06:02 PM
That pain on your cheek? That's my lol slapping you in the face.

Just stick with self-loving.

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:03 PM
Wait, Quin. We've apparently entered some kind of bizarre time rift. He's aged 22 years in the span of less than eight hours.

Get the axe ready, we don't know what's going to be coming our way.

Rocket Edge
05-17-2007, 06:03 PM
i haive a g/f n she im 13

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 06:05 PM
Wait, Quin. We've apparently entered some kind of bizarre time rift. He's aged 22 years in the span of less than eight hours.

Get the axe ready, we don't know what's going to be coming our way.

Don't worry Jowajowajowa, I'm armed with lols. Ready to fire, SIR!

Agrias
05-17-2007, 06:05 PM
Oh geeze. Well if you're 57 and STILL havent had a girlfriend, then i suggest you turn gay. Good luck! :D

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:07 PM
*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:17 PM
But is it bad?

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:18 PM
Yes. /wrists

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:19 PM
WHAT THE FUCK GENDER ARE YOU

Bunny
05-17-2007, 06:19 PM
I'm 63 and I like mudkips.

do u lyk mudkipz?

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:20 PM
Male

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:21 PM
Grow some chest hair then and be MANLY!

Larahl
05-17-2007, 06:21 PM
I'm 100 and never had a gay son. :(
Is it bad?

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:22 PM
I shave my whole body...
Some people say I look like Larsa:eek:

Is that bad?

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:23 PM
As long as you don't look like Bridget, it's okay.

someone else post the "IT'S A TRAP" macro.

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:23 PM
Male
LIES. LIES AND DECEIT.

Namelessfengir
05-17-2007, 06:24 PM
yeah im not touching this

runs like hell

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:25 PM
If I was a girl I'd have boobs :mog::mog::mog::mog::mog::mog:

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:25 PM
You look pretty young for 57. And your face looks like a girl but your body, well it looks like a girls as well. Minus the breasts.

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:26 PM
You look manlier with a bandanna. Just get some Old Spice, and some flannel and maybe you can get a girlfriend!

Rocket Edge
05-17-2007, 06:27 PM
*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!
http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:27 PM
But I like my tiara...

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Moobs!

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:29 PM
Moobs!

Rofl QFT

Bunny
05-17-2007, 06:29 PM
Male
LIES. LIES AND DECEIT.

AND CUPCAKES.

LOTS OF CUPCAKES.

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:30 PM
*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!
http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg

YOU DICK THAT MOVIE MADE ME CRY ;_;

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:30 PM
I don't even have moobs, don't go there

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:31 PM
Then take your shirtless trap self out of your signature!

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:31 PM
Male
LIES. LIES AND DECEIT.

AND CUPCAKES.

LOTS OF CUPCAKES.
CONFUSED CUPCAKES.

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:32 PM
I don't even have moobs, don't go there
You kinda do. Sorry.

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:34 PM
That's just the way my armed was positioned. You can look on the other side and there is no sight of a moob. So yeah. :eek:

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:35 PM
Septum piercings are still stupid looking, regardless. ;D

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:36 PM
Titties.

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:36 PM
That's just the way my armed was positioned. You can look on the other side and there is no sight of a moob. So yeah. :eek:

Yes there sorta is. Umm if it makes you feel better then....... I can't think of anything else to say. Umm they make you look more manly? :(

Old Manus
05-17-2007, 06:37 PM
underage b&

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:40 PM
I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:41 PM
I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.

:eep: I am not amused.

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:41 PM
Take a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head.

Rocket Edge
05-17-2007, 06:42 PM
*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!
http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg

YOU DICK THAT MOVIE MADE ME CRY ;_;
I've stumbled across your sensitive side.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 06:43 PM
I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.

Pinch your moobs!!!!

Bunny
05-17-2007, 06:44 PM
Less QQ more pew pew.

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:44 PM
I'm too skinny to have moobs :eek:

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:44 PM
I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.

Pinch your moobs!!!!
INDEED.

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:45 PM
I'm too skinny to have moobs :eek:

Whatever you say dude. Whatever you say. :tongue:

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:46 PM
*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!
http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg

YOU DICK THAT MOVIE MADE ME CRY ;_;
I've stumbled across your sensitive side.

It's a road less traveled for most.

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:46 PM
I can take another picture :eek:

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:47 PM
SHOE ON HEAD

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:47 PM
I can take another picture :eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek: Do you have to keep using this smilie? :eek: :eek: :eek: It's rather annoying :eek: :eek: :eek:

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:48 PM
I can take another picture :eek:

I don't think you will!

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 06:48 PM
3's enough thank you very much.

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:50 PM
More Piccies!!! LOLZ ROFL NOOBSPEAK!!!!!

Old Manus
05-17-2007, 06:54 PM
SHOE ON HEADCONCURRED

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:55 PM
I think I found a video of him online.

<a href=http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0>kchk</a>

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:55 PM
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2626/e5cb0.jpg

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:56 PM
That's a tiara, not a shoe.

Fails for stealing pictures of androgynous schoolboy.

Old Manus
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
I think I found a video of him online.

<a href=http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0>kchk</a>:mad2:

f f freak
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
LOLZ!!! Hi Humpadink!! :D

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
That's still me, lol.
Don't hate.

f f freak
05-17-2007, 07:00 PM
We don't hate you Humpadink :D

Misfit
05-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Moobs! ^__^

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
To be fair, I am actually pre op. The moobs comment just makes me happy.

f f freak
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Stop being mean to Humpadink!!

Jowy
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
I think I found a video of him online.

<a href=http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0>kchk</a>:mad2:

I'm so awesome.

demondude
05-17-2007, 07:17 PM
Titties.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:41 PM
As i said before. I'd turn gay.

Mirage
05-17-2007, 07:56 PM
THAT'S A GIRL AND SHE POSTED HER BOOBS! BAN HER!

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 08:15 PM
moobs :eek:

Mirage
05-17-2007, 08:23 PM
No, you're a girl. You can't trick me!

escobert
05-17-2007, 08:27 PM
I WANT TO DATE U

Peter_20
05-17-2007, 08:33 PM
If this topic were true in the first place, you wouldn't be in the mood to joke about it. ;)

Agrias
05-17-2007, 08:58 PM
hahahahahhaahhaahahaha, moobs

fire_of_avalon
05-17-2007, 09:18 PM
Where the hell are y'all's parents? They need bitchslapped.

Thread closed.