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Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 06:51 PM
The answer is, of course, no. But who do you think is the sexiest man/woman/hermaphrodite on Earth?

Or at least that you know of.

EDIT: See below for the correct answer.

Misfit
05-17-2007, 06:51 PM
Jowy.

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:52 PM
Jowy.

Damn straight.

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 06:57 PM
For guys it'd have to be David Bowie
For girls it'd have to be Robyn, the jewish girl I will one day marry :eek:

Jowy
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
We've already established what the correct answer is.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
Yeah Jowy wins. Close the thread.

Old Manus
05-17-2007, 07:00 PM
Looks like I didn't get here fast enough to say Jowy before the thread was over.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Jowy's a hot hermaphrodite? ~LE GASP~

Bunny
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Jowy is hotter than two chicks at the same time.

Misfit
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Let's all view Jowy on cam... ^_^

PLZ SEND ME A PM FOR LINK K

Skanking Revolution
05-17-2007, 07:03 PM
who is jowy

Jowy
05-17-2007, 07:04 PM
I don't want to put pants on though.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:04 PM
who is jowy

The sexiest hermaphrodite on Earth.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:06 PM
who is jowy

The sexiest hermaphrodite on Earth.

Well said

Bunny
05-17-2007, 07:07 PM
who is jowy

Not who, my dear boy. What. What is a Jowy?

And the answer to that is one that will end worlds.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:08 PM
Wow he is pretty hot actually.

Misfit
05-17-2007, 07:08 PM
JOWY IS NAKED ON CAM RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE THE LINK IN MY COPY PASTE DUH!

Bunny
05-17-2007, 07:09 PM
Jowy is currently at work.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:10 PM
JOWY IS NAKED ON CAM RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE THE LINK IN MY COPY PASTE DUH!


Jowy is currently at work.

rofl at the coinkydink.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:10 PM
Wait but Skanking Revolution has a nose ring. And a bandana. Do i smell competition?

Jowy
05-17-2007, 07:10 PM
It's true. I am naked.

Also, I'm not at work!

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:12 PM
Wait but Skanking Revolution has a nose ring. And a bandana. Do i smell competition?

No. You don't. :D

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:13 PM
Wait but Skanking Revolution has a nose ring. And a bandana. Do i smell competition?

No. You don't. :D

Oh that must be the tanduri chicken eminating from the people cooking upstairs. Jowy FTW i guess.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:14 PM
Jowy FTW I know.

Misfit
05-17-2007, 07:15 PM
Jowy doesn't have moobs.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:16 PM
He has boobs? O_o

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:17 PM
at first i thought it was a boy...then i saw its face and thought it was a girl...

now i'm confused.

the sexiest man? jowy isn't quite yet a man...

sexiest woman? i'm obliged to say ashley.

hermaphrodites? they aren't sexy.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:17 PM
He's got both.

theundeadhero
05-17-2007, 07:22 PM
I don't want to put pants on though.I don't want you to either ;)

Jowy
05-17-2007, 07:23 PM
I don't want to put pants on though.I don't want you to either ;)

Oh baby, oh baby.

I already did though.

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:23 PM
I don't want to put pants on though.I don't want you to either ;)

though it would no doubt save the rest of us a lot of confusion.

Jowy
05-17-2007, 07:25 PM
I have man parts and facial hair. No confusion anymore!

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:27 PM
Being Jowy, Jowy used his/her initiative and filled that place appropriately called a waist with a pair of boobs.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:29 PM
I thought boobs go on the chest...?

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:30 PM
no, boobs go on the face...MY face

Misfit
05-17-2007, 07:30 PM
I thought boobs go on the chest...?
I was going to say that xD

theundeadhero
05-17-2007, 07:30 PM
That skin tight shirt with a girl sucking a lollipop is kinda confusing.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:35 PM
I thought boobs go on the chest...?

That's where his moobs are.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:35 PM
I thought boobs go on the chest...?

That's where his moobs are.

Wait so technically he has four? Is he gonna have a litter?

Jowy
05-17-2007, 07:35 PM
Misfit, tell them I don't have moobs. >_>

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:37 PM
I thought boobs go on the chest...?

That's where his moobs are.

Wait so technically he has four? Is he gonna have a litter?

Bingo. That's what one of his kittens will be called.

Misfit
05-17-2007, 07:38 PM
Misfit, tell them I don't have moobs. >_>
Eric is "a buffet of manliness." :greenie:

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:38 PM
Misfit, tell them I don't have moobs. >_>
Eric is "a buffet of manliness." :greenie:

Yeah, with moobs.

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:38 PM
if jowy reproduces, i give up.

theundeadhero
05-17-2007, 07:39 PM
Do you start with the ears or the fingers on this buffet?

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:39 PM
I thought boobs go on the chest...?

That's where his moobs are.

Wait so technically he has four? Is he gonna have a litter?

Bingo. That's what one of his kittens will be called.

:O
Can i have a kitty? Wait how did he suddenly give birth to cats?

Jowy
05-17-2007, 07:39 PM
Misfit, tell them I don't have moobs. >_>
Eric is "a buffet of manliness." :greenie:

Thank you, Shalyn. That could not have been worded any better. :aimkiss:

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:41 PM
I thought boobs go on the chest...?

That's where his moobs are.

Wait so technically he has four? Is he gonna have a litter?

Bingo. That's what one of his kittens will be called.

:O
Can i have a kitty? Wait how did he suddenly give birth to cats?

He's Jowy. He can do whatever the hell he likes. Like spontaneously grow breasts on his stomach.

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:41 PM
sneezeguard

TAKE IT OUTSIDE LADY

theundeadhero
05-17-2007, 07:42 PM
Now that we have the Earth established, who's the sexiest man elsewhere?

demondude
05-17-2007, 07:43 PM
ME

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:44 PM
Mexico

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:47 PM
Now that we have the Earth established, who's the sexiest man elsewhere?

It's just Jowa really.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:48 PM
He encompasses all nationalities and races.

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:49 PM
except the whites...cause who cares about them

theundeadhero
05-17-2007, 07:49 PM
I have to tell you all that I've been playing along the whole time. ShlupQuack is really the sexiest man of all time.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:51 PM
except the whites...cause who cares about them

sing it brotha!

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:52 PM
Shlup's the sexiest teacher of all time. Teacher's don't count in any surveys.

But stay on topic please. We're talking about Jowy here, and his amazing skillz.

theundeadhero
05-17-2007, 07:53 PM
You shut your mouth!

It's my secret dream that Bunny renames himself as Shlupbunny.

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:54 PM
his only real skill is getting other people to attribute amazing skills to him.

Agrias
05-17-2007, 07:54 PM
Like is crossbow skillz.

Quindiana Jones
05-17-2007, 07:55 PM
Like spontaneously growing breasts on his stomach.

Araciel
05-17-2007, 07:55 PM
yes yes true that

Meat Puppet
05-17-2007, 10:02 PM
I won’t allow myself to say what I think for females, but I do think of Sawyer from Lost when I think of sexy men. :smash:

Agrias
05-18-2007, 03:36 AM
I'd say, the man that lives in Psy's thumb.

Jowy
05-18-2007, 04:00 AM
I don't have breasts on my stomach. ;o

Quindiana Jones
05-19-2007, 08:48 PM
Only because you figured they were inferior to your moobs. ;)

Jowy
05-22-2007, 02:55 AM
I still don't have moobs, regardless.

Leeza
05-22-2007, 03:00 AM
I won’t allow myself to say what I think for females, but I do think of Sawyer from Lost when I think of sexy men. :smash:
QFT

Everyone, please stay on topic. Boobs are not the topic.

escobert
05-22-2007, 03:03 AM
Keira Knightley = sex.

Yamaneko
05-22-2007, 03:27 AM
I regret reading this garbage.

Jowy
05-22-2007, 03:28 AM
I won’t allow myself to say what I think for females, but I do think of Sawyer from Lost when I think of sexy men. :smash:
QFT

Everyone, please stay on topic. Boobs are not the topic.


I regret reading this garbage.

That's right. Get back to worshipping me. :aimwink:

Quindiana Jones
05-22-2007, 04:47 PM
Jowy rawks. And totally doesn't have moobs. But he can fly.

Vivisteiner
05-22-2007, 08:22 PM
Jowy rawks. And totally doesn't have moobs. But he can fly.
Thats a given.


FUCKED!

Christmas
08-19-2022, 07:04 AM
Not even if you are the last living unidentified lifeform in the multiverse, Quin.