Twitching

[Siegfried]

My eye is twitching, how do i stop it?

[Anaisa]

Kill it.

[Iceglow]

it's generally an occular muscle spasm caused by over working the eye....best thing to do is probably catch some Zzzs

[Agrias]

Use a spork, jab it in, pull it out. But in all seriousness, i'd turn gay.

[Disco Potato]

From what I've heard (er, and read), putting a small, wet, rectangular piece of paper over the eye works.

[Del Murder]

It just goes away on its own for me.

[Bunny]

If your eyelid is twitching it is a common sign that you are not getting enough sleep and that you are also drinking too much caffeine. Lubricating your eye with eyedrops may also help with your problem.

[Siegfried]

Thank you.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Kill it.
Until it dies.

[Fonzie]

Toothpaste.

[Vivisteiner]

Toothpaste.
Thats a given.

[Namelessfengir]

1. clench you hand into the tightest fist possible
2. hold as far away from your eye as you can
3. while holding you hand in place run quickly and forcebly into you hand
mst3k finale

[41-Inches-Wide]

Cucumber solves almost anything.

[Anaisa]

Kill it.
Until it dies.
Dead.

[escobert]

windex.

[loben]

...the almighty duct tape!!!!!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Pull it out with a spoon.