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Captain Maxx Power
05-20-2007, 11:17 AM
After several different measurements involving various slide rulers, conical flasks and GCSE-grade bunsen burners, I have come to the conclusion that there is only one object on the face of the planet that all human beings love equally; the trampoline.

Express your love of the object that lets you jump really high, then come back down, then jump up really high again etc. etc.

Meat Puppet
05-20-2007, 11:22 AM
I hate trampolines.

blackmage_nuke
05-20-2007, 11:26 AM
Theyre fun for a while but then i got scared of the uncovered springs on mine, and the static electricity just wasnt worth it.

Sergeant Hartman
05-20-2007, 11:32 AM
I don't like the idea of getting my leg caught in the metal parts on the edge.

Firo Volondé
05-20-2007, 02:47 PM
I love trampolines almost as much as I love lamp.

41-Inches-Wide
05-20-2007, 03:08 PM
I can only think of too many kinky things on a trampoline. What am I on? :cry:

Little Blue
05-20-2007, 03:08 PM
I damaged my knees on a trampoline. I hate the things.

Levian
05-20-2007, 03:32 PM
I wanted a trampoline and Lithuania for christmas once, but I got the flu and a globe instead.

Psychotic
05-20-2007, 03:34 PM
I last went on a trampoline in 1999. I pulled a muscle in my back. The time before that was in 1998, when I pulled a muscle in my neck.

I hate trampolines.

Bunny
05-20-2007, 04:06 PM
I can only think of too many kinky things on a trampoline. What am I on? :cry:

A trampoline.

I like trampolines. I especially like pushing other people off them while they are bouncing. Hearing their screams as they fall twenty feet to the ground is the most amazing sound in the entire world.

Points if they hit someone else!

voodoo_truelove
05-20-2007, 04:18 PM
i love my trampoline!! Apart from the static elecricity i can't find a fault with it, lol but then again i havn't had the misfortune of falling off one

Fonzie
05-20-2007, 04:21 PM
I have yet to muster the courage to pull off a back-flip. :(

Jaffamitsu
05-20-2007, 04:24 PM
I dont like trying to get off while bouncing and caus you've been jumping so high that when you get on the ground you feel really heavy when you jump....

Rocket Edge
05-20-2007, 04:24 PM
They are great fun, especially when your hammered.

Leeza
05-20-2007, 04:44 PM
I hate trampolines.


I don't like the idea of getting my leg caught in the metal parts on the edge.


I damaged my knees on a trampoline. I hate the things.


I last went on a trampoline in 1999. I pulled a muscle in my back. The time before that was in 1998, when I pulled a muscle in my neck.

I hate trampolines.
I don't really <i>hate</i> them, but I would never go on one. I have before, but the possible outcomes aren't worth it, in my opinion.

escobert
05-20-2007, 04:46 PM
omg the bestest!

Tallulah
05-20-2007, 05:14 PM
When I had the opportunity to do trampoline in Year 10, I was too nervous about hurting myself and others because I was uhh... rather heavy.

Now I feel confident enough to use a trampoline without breaking it... I'm too old... :cry:

Jaffamitsu
05-20-2007, 05:18 PM
Anyone else think bouncey castles are dangerous....let me elaborate...when i was about 10 or so i done a forward flip on one and due to the bumpy surface i ended up landing in the gap and my feet landed on the raised surface and kneed myself in the face...lol...t'was rather painful...and i dont think since then i went on one...

scrumpleberry
05-20-2007, 05:18 PM
I love trampolining. Tis great funs. :)

Unfortunately, the best I can do is a forward somersault, and it isn't safe to do those if there aren't people with you, so I haven't somersaulted in months.

rubah
05-20-2007, 07:04 PM
I practically grew up on my family's trampoline. Me and my friends would flee to it for shelter from the EVIL ROOSTERs, hold little olympics, perform DBZ moves, and just lay and talk on it.

The most time-honored trampoline game was either called Trip the Dip or Chip the Dip. I can't remember which one. But you have one person be the dip and they roll around flat on the trampoline while everyone else cowers on Base (which was a swingset conveniently placed next to the trampoline) and when they got off base, the dip would try and catch them.

This game has been revitalized as "Carpet Worm" for indoor use. The carpet worm rolls around on a carpet and if they catch someone, then that person is the new carpet worm.

Necronopticous
05-20-2007, 07:52 PM
I prefer a bounce house, especially a public one filled with children.

Shlup
05-20-2007, 07:53 PM
I LIKE TEH BOUNCEY!!

I once met a guy who had never been on a trampoline anymore so we had to teach him. He stood awkwardly for a moment, attempted to jump, fell, and then got off.

Also, my friend had one when we were kids that we used to have sleepovers on. Sleeping outside on a giant trampolene is the bestest.

theundeadhero
05-20-2007, 08:22 PM
It put me in the hospital :mad2:

Zeldy
05-20-2007, 09:08 PM
I love them! I can't have one, though, as my garden is on a huge bloody slant :{
I used to go on my friends' ones though.

Captain Maxx Power
05-20-2007, 10:11 PM
I prefer a bounce house, especially a public one filled with children.

That's just plain creepy.

yanis
05-21-2007, 03:08 AM
I never trampolined...:whimper:

sockmonkey
05-21-2007, 03:37 PM
I've trampolined and loved it.
What people need to do to make their trampolines safe is to dig a hole the size, shape, and depth of the trampoline to mount it in so that falling off does not result in a six foot drop or being broken over the edge of the support ring.