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Freya
05-26-2007, 08:54 AM
Butts, what is so great about them? I don't get why butts are a good thing. Please boys, enlighten me on why you like our(girls) butts so much? And is yours great? Mine sure is!

EDIT: Show us your bum!

demondude
05-26-2007, 09:36 AM
A butt that belongs to a boy is signifacantly better no reason it just is.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
05-26-2007, 09:47 AM
They are fun to spank. Or to be spanked. ;)

I actually don't know what the appeal is. I know I like my girlfriends butt, only I don't know why. I just do.

But she likes mine too. So that is good. Evidentaly, I have a very nice butt. 'The perfect round buttox' were her words, I do believe. :p

Sergeant Hartman
05-26-2007, 10:06 AM
Seen one seen 'em all.

Meat Puppet
05-26-2007, 10:17 AM
There are better things in the world.
But there are worse things, too.

41-Inches-Wide
05-26-2007, 10:29 AM
Lol butts lol
they are all ugly to me except mine

sephirothishere
05-26-2007, 01:28 PM
Hmm, I'm not a big fan of butts, as long as they aren't flabby I don't really care. Breasts are much better, plus if you squeeze a girls breast together, they kinda look like a butt.

rubah
05-26-2007, 04:01 PM
Some people believe that it represents the primal instinct in men to take any female of his species (from behind) and provides an arena of grabbing and groping.

These people also believe that the breasts were developed as a way for primal women to be able to at least lie on their backs during copulation.

I like one butt in particular because its owner finds it very ticklish and it is fun to tease in that manner!

Mitch
05-26-2007, 04:05 PM
It's the wiggle and the jiggle.

Namelessfengir
05-26-2007, 04:12 PM
it's a part of the holy trinity butts boobs and brains if a woman has a great butt sweet.... great boobs too sweeter still .... but if she has brains as well well that makes her damn near prefect.

Rocket Edge
05-26-2007, 04:16 PM
I don't know really, just a particular shaped butt can be really :excited: to me. Hard to explain what shape though. Boobs are better btw.

Freya
05-26-2007, 04:53 PM
Yeah, I don't get it. Like here, here's mine. I don't think it's super, I just think it's a butt. I'm told though that it's nice but I really can't say it is myself.

I don't think theres a really a quality about men that is like that. Nothing I look at and think "oh there's the guy for me!"

Discord
05-26-2007, 04:56 PM
Encyclopedia Britannica - Sexual Attraction between Humans > Sexual Differences > Buttocks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybfLRFacF-c)

It's only half as boring at it sounds.:p

fire_of_avalon
05-26-2007, 05:24 PM
Your butt's pretty nice, Lekana. My friend Ashley has the greatest girl butt in the world, and my boyfriend has the greatest guy butt in the world. Mine is pretty average. It's a round, and a little flattish, but it's nice for sitting on. :D

Araciel
05-26-2007, 05:37 PM
Seen one seen 'em all.

seen one *WANT to see 'em all.

better.

also, i agree with what rubah said...that is i'm one of the people who believes it's all instinktual...(tee hee)

Necronopticous
05-26-2007, 05:51 PM
I have never understood the fascination. They factor into my attraction about as much as a forearm or thumb.

Freya
05-26-2007, 08:23 PM
Haha I misread that and thought you said "my attraction is the forearm and thumb" :p

Necronopticous
05-26-2007, 08:24 PM
That's how I roll.

rubah
05-26-2007, 08:26 PM
http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/bootaylol.jpg
what do you all think of my butt?

Freya
05-26-2007, 08:31 PM
peaceful!

Khaotic
05-26-2007, 08:38 PM
Wow. Where did I put my lotion, er.. wait, what? Wrong forum, sorry guys >.<

this is obviously a lame joke for people who take stuff too seriously

Discord
05-26-2007, 08:44 PM
My dream bum:

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-sumo.jpg

Freya
05-26-2007, 09:21 PM
I can't see that pic.

Comet
05-26-2007, 09:39 PM
Lekena has got the best bum.

Discord
05-26-2007, 09:47 PM
I can't see that pic.

:(

Oh well. It was a sumo fighter in a ballerina dress.

fire_of_avalon
05-26-2007, 10:23 PM
http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/bootaylol.jpg
what do you all think of my butt?
I think that's a terrible picture of it. I can't even tell what it looks like. Take one from the side.


I can't see that pic.

:(

Oh well. It was a sumo fighter in a ballerina dress.

:greenie:

sephirothishere
05-26-2007, 10:41 PM
I have never understood the fascination. They factor into my attraction about as much as a forearm or thumb.

That much D:!

rubah
05-26-2007, 10:43 PM
wtp no foa. I like that angle right there!

Shiny
05-26-2007, 11:35 PM
Yeah, I don't get it. Like here, here's mine. I don't think it's super, I just think it's a butt. I'm told though that it's nice but I really can't say it is myself.

I don't think theres a really a quality about men that is like that. Nothing I look at and think "oh there's the guy for me!"
Oh, I have that belt too! :spin:

I hate when butts are flat. Otherwise known as pancake butts. If a butt is too flat it shouldn't be there at all. But, then again if wasn't there that would just be weird. Bubble butts are nice. They can generally be seen on Baseball players and Jennifer Lopez.


P.S. Why do people always check out their butts after trying on pants?

yanis
05-27-2007, 12:37 AM
ω <---Greek butt!!!

I don't have any photos...

NeoCracker
05-27-2007, 12:50 AM
http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/bootaylol.jpg
what do you all think of my butt?
*Prepares the Hsu elimination Project*

And FoA, a well trained observer such as myself can get a very accurate idea of the whole from even an off angle. That picture is just fine for determining its niceness and other such things.

Rostum
05-27-2007, 01:02 AM
I love butts, but I don't know why. My girlfriend's butt is so nice, I squish it a lot and she giggles :) or sometimes tells me off :(.

Apparently my butt is "peachy" according girlfriend and ex-girlfriends. I don't know whether that's a good thing or bad thing. But my girlfriend's butt is nice and petite and perfectly rounded.

:love:

sockmonkey
05-27-2007, 05:03 AM
Rubah has an excellent hiney. I'd grab it.:love:

Freya
05-27-2007, 06:03 AM
No other Hiney pictures? Come on guys we showed ya ours!


Which thank you by the way for the compliments. :D

Rostum
05-27-2007, 06:11 AM
I think Lekana just wants to have a good perve. I'll get a picture some time tomorrow, if that is the case! ;)

Nominus Experse
05-27-2007, 08:24 AM
The reasons I enjoy a great ass are most likely not acceptable for general EoFF chat, but by me saying such a thing, you shouldn't struggle in imagining what I imply.

Ass is for sex. Only sometimes sitting. This goes for both genders, but more so for women as they commonly have the better ass.

Most women also shave/wax their ass as well, whereas many of us men are lazy/don't care/like our ass hairy...

NeoCracker
05-27-2007, 09:22 AM
I'll get you pics soon. Just need to find that damned Cam. Curse packed Items.

Freya
05-27-2007, 02:34 PM
Nominus Experse Actually anwsered the question. Most of you give, "I don't know."s

rubah
05-27-2007, 07:28 PM
The reasons I enjoy a great ass are most likely not acceptable for general EoFF chat, but by me saying such a thing, you shouldn't struggle in imagining what I imply.

Ass is for sex. Only sometimes sitting. This goes for both genders, but more so for women as they commonly have the better ass.

Most women also shave/wax their ass as well, whereas many of us men are lazy/don't care/like our ass hairy...

We do? x.x;

Freya
05-27-2007, 08:24 PM
The reasons I enjoy a great ass are most likely not acceptable for general EoFF chat, but by me saying such a thing, you shouldn't struggle in imagining what I imply.

Ass is for sex. Only sometimes sitting. This goes for both genders, but more so for women as they commonly have the better ass.

Most women also shave/wax their ass as well, whereas many of us men are lazy/don't care/like our ass hairy...

We do? x.x;

Yesh when did we start that? Is it a new trend I know nothing about?

Vikeve
05-27-2007, 08:31 PM
I have no picture of my butt but I should get one. Its a nice ass.:kewl:

loben
05-27-2007, 08:37 PM
I think I know why lekana has a sudden interest in botays... I'd be kiled for saying it though. :(

Maybe the attraction has something to do with child bearing hips?
What ever it is, they are nice to stare at....:love:

Araciel
05-27-2007, 09:00 PM
hah women, as far as i know, have no need to shave their ass. i assume (lohl) that it's naturally less hairy than guy ass. also i'd post a picture of mine...but the sexiness of said picture would cause EOFF to crumble.

Rye
05-27-2007, 09:13 PM
I have a big curvy Italian butt. Do not want. ;_;

Freya
05-27-2007, 10:29 PM
I think I know why lekana has a sudden interest in botays... I'd be kiled for saying it though. :(


Knowing you, you're right I would kill you even though I don't know what you're thinking.

loben
05-28-2007, 05:16 AM
don't worry, I didn't post it all over the internet, no not at all.:bigbiggri

Nominus Experse
05-28-2007, 06:22 AM
ME MAN

ME SEE NO HAIR ON GIRLFRIEND ASS

ASSUME SHAVE OR WAX USED TO MAKE GLORIOUS SMOOTH ASS, BUT IF NOT, ME NO CARE

IT STILL SMOOTH ASS

McLovin'
05-28-2007, 11:47 AM
This is a strange thread.

rubah
05-28-2007, 02:10 PM
ME MAN

ME SEE NO HAIR ON GIRLFRIEND ASS

ASSUME SHAVE OR WAX USED TO MAKE GLORIOUS SMOOTH ASS, BUT IF NOT, ME NO CARE

IT STILL SMOOTH ASS

ME WOMAN

ME NEVER HAD NOTICIBLE HAIR ON DERRIERE SINCE TIME OUT OF MEMORY

UGH UGH GRUNT OOGA BOOGA

Christmas
05-28-2007, 02:13 PM
Butt is used to poo poo so I like butt. :bigsmile:

Hambone
05-28-2007, 04:35 PM
wtp no foa. I like that angle right there!

I don't even want to know what the p stands for, rubs.

I don't see why butts are so glorious. Who wants to slap something, or even look at something in which poop exits from?

escobert
05-28-2007, 05:26 PM
Butt is used to poo poo so I like butt. :bigsmile:

srsly.


But I don't care about girls butts really. I mean all guys do to an extent but not like some of my friends who think that a nice ass is ALL a girl needs. and I quote trevor on this one. "I ain't fucking her face! I don't give a :skull::skull::skull::skull:! she's gotta have a nice ass!" of course he also went on to specify that black men just like nice buts.

Misfit
05-28-2007, 05:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/IMG_2744.jpg

This is my butt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/IMG_2745.jpg

This is Jowy's butt.

Yay!

loben
05-28-2007, 07:06 PM
this is my but
http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/chuck_will_kick_your_ass.jpg

Jess
05-28-2007, 11:18 PM
I've never called an arse a butt in my life!

I don't have a picture of my bum but generally it is quite small in proportion to the rest of me as I'm quite top-heavy.

I love nice bums! My boyfriend has like the best one in the world along with Stevie Gerrard. They're nice to hold onto in when you're having a cuddle! :jess:

For some reason, I like the word 'bum' to 'butt' or 'arse', though. :jess:!!

Doomie
05-29-2007, 12:23 AM
It's just something about them. The firm, tight ones greally grab your attention. It usually means that the woman is well toned. Oh God, I'm picturing them now.

As for my butt, I've been told that it's very firm. I pride myself on the firmness of my ass. As soon as I find a camera, I'll provide a picture.

Also, Misfit, you have a nice ass.

Rocket Edge
05-29-2007, 01:00 AM
Still in the working clothes, might as well show mine. :monster:
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4601/butthq1.jpg

Jowy
05-29-2007, 03:17 AM
It's just something about them. The firm, tight ones greally grab your attention. It usually means that the woman is well toned. Oh God, I'm picturing them now.

As for my butt, I've been told that it's very firm. I pride myself on the firmness of my ass. As soon as I find a camera, I'll provide a picture.

Also, Misfit, you have a nice ass.

She said "I know I do" and I'm going to have to agree with both of you. *slaps*

She winced.

Eiko Guy
05-29-2007, 04:12 AM
Seen one seen 'em all.
Bite your tongue!
I have seen butts that hang low = Disgust:(
Nice perky Bubble butts = Pleasure :love:
Butts are there to spank, be spanked, squeezed, andeven something involving a penis.

I am a bi guy. When I'm with a guy a butt is a very important part of intercourse. For me it is for sure. I have a bubble butt for a reason. So I have something to entice with besides my muscles.
PSst if you want a bigger rounder butt put butter in a sillet and fry a twinkie.

Freya
05-29-2007, 03:28 PM
Oie nice butts guys!

escobert
05-29-2007, 04:42 PM
Jowys butt looks like mine! :p

Jowy
05-29-2007, 06:44 PM
So yours is just non-existent like mine then? ^_^

escobert
05-29-2007, 06:45 PM
Pretty much :D!

Callisto
05-29-2007, 06:48 PM
It is the first thing I look at. A guy MUST have a nice butt. <.< >.> And who cares about female butts...mine is, after all, the most awesome rear around.

Tifa Valentine
05-29-2007, 07:05 PM
Ever heard the phrase, "more cushion for the pushing"? Pretty self explanatory.

Men just find curves more appealing, I guess. You don't see many of them go for stick figured women.

loben
05-29-2007, 11:20 PM
personaly, I don't care if their big, they just have to be tight....its hard to explain...

theundeadhero
05-29-2007, 11:59 PM
Picture coming soon.

NeoCracker
05-30-2007, 12:10 AM
Ever heard the phrase, "more cushion for the pushing"? Pretty self explanatory.

Men just find curves more appealing, I guess. You don't see many of them go for stick figured women.

Thats not a phrase to describe big butts, more to describe sex with fat people. And for your convinience here are some other fat sex phrases

"More Cushion for the Pushin"
"More Bounce per ounce"
"It gives you something to hold on to"

Really this is all I got.

Freya
05-30-2007, 12:15 AM
Oie neo >.<

Loben is just upset because he had to listen to me and 3 other girls compare butts and talk about them in class today. I don't know why he'd be upset about it but meh.

NeoCracker
05-30-2007, 12:21 AM
Oie neo >.<

Loben is just upset because he had to listen to me and 3 other girls compare butts and talk about them in class today. I don't know why he'd be upset about it but meh.

And I just wanted an excuse to use "Bounce Per Ounce" as there aren't many opprotunities one gets in life for such a thing.

Madame Adequate
05-30-2007, 12:38 AM
Butts are nice because we have evolved to find them nice.

CloudSquallandZidane
05-30-2007, 01:03 AM
I like butts in REAL tight pants. Well not my butt. It really adds to the shape ratio and is therefore attractive.

Ashley Schovitz
05-30-2007, 01:15 AM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid70/pc9f799c8f65c670351ecfa83455ecbb7/fba2909f.jpg

Rocket Edge
05-30-2007, 01:35 AM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid70/pc9f799c8f65c670351ecfa83455ecbb7/fba2909f.jpg
Damn girl, would you like fries with that shake?! This was provoked by an unknown Y!M source

Tifa Valentine
05-30-2007, 05:00 PM
Originally Bespoken By NeoCracker


Thats not a phrase to describe big butts, more to describe sex with fat people. And for your convinience here are some other fat sex phrases


Every guy I know says it to describe one of their favorite sex positions (from behind). They don't date fat girls, just girls with fat asses and big tits. Besides, people take everyday phrases and manipulate the original meaning all the time.

musicsoccer
05-30-2007, 05:03 PM
i love grabbing my gf's butt. :-) and spanking it too. lol its just like "ooooo"

daggertrepe
06-01-2007, 02:37 AM
Has anyone ever seen what what in the butt by samwell?

loben
06-01-2007, 03:02 AM
Oie neo >.<

Loben is just upset because he had to listen to me and 3 other girls compare butts and talk about them in class today. I don't know why he'd be upset about it but meh.

when was I upset? I was laughing an felt awkward, considering not many hot chicks tend to talk about their buts around me. :D