Help me EoFF!

[Fonzie]

I woke up naked, in a chair...
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/1154/stuckinachairhn7.png (http://imageshack.us)

What do I do now?


Edit: I'll be drawing the pictures, so no other help please. Thanks. :lol

[James Leopold]

join the annual leap froggers association, marry Kirsten Dunst and fly to Kiribarti

[Fonzie]

Yeah...a mod. should be moving this by now. Levian. :mad2:

[Levian]

geez, relax mum. :mad2: *moves*

First thing you need to do is buy a new chair. It doesn't look comfortable at all, and your ass will be stripey after sitting on it naked.

[scrumpleberry]

GRAB THE KEYY! GRAAAB THEEE KEEEEY!

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k274/scrumpleberry/keygrab.jpg

Do I have the right idea? :P

[Sergeant Hartman]

Wait for the puppet on the tricycle to arrive.

[Fonzie]

geez, relax mum. :mad2: *moves*

First thing you need to do is buy a new chair. It doesn't look comfortable at all, and your ass will be stripey after sitting on it naked.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6774/stuckinachairfl0.png (http://imageshack.us)

My wallet is too far away!

[demondude]

brake the chair fart!!

[Goldenboko]

Use the broom to get the key!

[Essência]

You're screwd. You won't make it alone

[oddler]

Take off your hat and use it... somehow.

[demondude]

what is that thing on the floor?

[Levian]

No no no! Use the upside down brown T in the corner to get the potato/sponge.

[Old Manus]

Fap for a while. It will clear your mind.

[demondude]

Why are you naked yet you still have a hat on:confused:

[Goldenboko]

Why are you naked yet you still have a hat on:confused:

Because whoever tied him up musta found it kinky.

[demondude]

I bet levian was the criminal behind this!!

[scrumpleberry]

:D Hehe, sorry.

Knock the broom over towards you with your feet, then use it to sweep the wallet to you.

[oddler]

Use the blue thing around your neck as a makeshift lasso.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Why are you naked yet you still have a hat on:confused:

Because whoever tied him up musta found it kinky.
It was me!

[Jess]

Do all of the above! :jess:

[oddler]

At the same time!

[Fonzie]

Use the broom to get the key!

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/stuckinachair-1.jpg
I used the broom!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/stuckinachair-2.jpg
I have the wallet!

Now what?

[Sergeant Hartman]

Bet it's empty.

[demondude]

Those are some long arms

Eat the wallet!!

[Levian]

Open the wallet!

[Old Manus]

You couldn't reach the key with those arms?

[Sergeant Hartman]

Where did those shorts come from?

[Anaisa]

Picking up the wallet has given you bushy eyebrows! Drop it! Drop the wallet now before it's too late!

[Roto13]

Sit on the broom. It'll feel bigger than it really is.

[Fonzie]

Open the wallet!

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/another.gif
I found some money.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/stuckinachair-3.jpg
I'm still locked up what should I do?

[fire_of_avalon]

Picking up the wallet has given you bushy eyebrows! Drop it! Drop the wallet now before it's too late!

Anaisa wins so hard. I'm crying over here.

Pay someone to unlock you.

[Goldenboko]

Use the broom to nock down the key into the wallet

[scrumpleberry]

The broom appears to have dissapeared. Shuffle backwards in the chair until you are directly under the key, then hop and snap at it until you grab it.

ONCE YOU HAVE IT, DON'T LET GO. THE STRING WILL BREAK!

[Spammerman]

What if its string.

[oddler]

Your legs aren't chained! Stand up and walk over to the key!

[Anaisa]

Anaisa wins so hard. I'm crying over here.

Pay someone to unlock you.:D



Oh, I see what's going on here! Take a look at that money. That chocobo face on it... That's BoB money! So you're tied to a chair naked with his money in your wallet. Oh, I wonder what you could have been up to.... He payed you for kinky business, an then left you tied in that chair! Fonzy you filthy beggar! An that money doesn't look too legit to me. I think you're clothes aren't the only thing that got ripped off! So this is how you escape, Shout: "BoB come back! I'll make pie charts with you if you untie me." :-*

[Fonzie]

Picking up the wallet has given you bushy eyebrows! Drop it! Drop the wallet now before it's too late!

Anaisa wins so hard. I'm crying over here.

Pay someone to unlock you.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/stuckinachair-4.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/stuckinachair2.gif
I still have to get out.

[scrumpleberry]

Don't bother opening the door, grab the sword and bash your way out.

A sword will also be useful in your further adventures :)

Also I'm confuddled: objects keep randomly dissapearing and appearing.:(

[Larahl]

What have the Stick-Man done to your mouth?
It's covered with poo!

[Anaisa]

His beard appeared an then disappeared. Maybe he's like shaving fun Ken! EDIT Apparently that stuff is poo. Maybe that was shaving fun Ken's trick too?

[Old Manus]

FIRE YOUR LAZOR

[Sergeant Hartman]

Use the stickman as a human shield.

[Fonzie]

Don't bother opening the door, grab the sword and bash your way out.

A sword will also be useful in your further adventures :)

Also I'm confuddled: objects keep randomly dissapearing and appearing.:(

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/stuckinachair2-1.gif
It Worked!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/AAA.gif
Damn! What now people? Besides fapping.

[Old Manus]

Fap discreetly.

[Anaisa]

Oh gosh, now you've found BoB's gimp! An it's got a gun!

[Rantz]

Make a subtle pun about how square he is. That'll confuse him.

[Ben]

What happened to your sword? Well, that looks like a pipe, why don't you grab it and beat the hell outa him with it?

[Agent Proto]

You are screwed. There's a black man with a gun pointing at you. NO ONE CAN GET AWAY FROM A BLACK MAN WITH A GUN.

[oddler]

Jump up and hold onto that dangling line. Then swing quite acrobatically into the other dimension with BoB.

[Larahl]

Is that BoB thingy falling on the gun?

[Fonzie]

FIRE YOUR LAZOR

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/AAA-1.gif

[Rantz]

Typical Fonzie!

[Fonzie]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/AAA-2.gif
ARGH!

[Christmas]

I like the way how the boxer shorts appear half way through everything. :bigsmile:

[themagicroundabout]

What the hell is that? :|

[Iceglow]

You were wearing boxor shorts therefore you were not naked now with the lazor frying you too you should just fapp that way the juices of your loins will wipe out the lazor!

[Fonzie]

What the hell is that? :|

Your mom. :tongue:

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/AAAb-1.gif
Did this for popular demand.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/AAA-3.gif

Now what?

[CimminyCricket]

HULK UP!

[Fonzie]

HULK UP!

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/hulk.gif

[I Took the Red Pill]

Hold your breath until you die.

[Fonzie]

Okay, I'm bored. Out of ideas. :confused:

[CimminyCricket]

HULK UP!!

[cloud21zidane16]

game over:eek:

[demondude]

YouFail.org - You fail life and everything (http://www.youfail.org/)

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

maybe your eyes are closed? try opening them!

[Goldenboko]

I know, this is all just a dream, now... wake up!

[demondude]

Make another one i'm bored:(

[Christmas]

You have violated the chair. :(

in a creepy and unholy way. :(