Psychotic's Guide to winning the Best Spammer Ciddie

[Psychotic]

Howdy ho, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Psychotic. You may know me as the guy who has won approximately 150 Ciddies, and is on course to take at least 30 more this time around. You want the Best Spammer Ciddie, don't you? But your pitiful efforts in the Ciddies thread got deleted! Oh gosh no! You need to improve, and fast. With my guidance, you just might snatch the win.

These are some of the "tricks of the trade" which guided me to those victories. Use them well.

1) The random letters.

Nothing says "Whoa! That guy is wacky and off-the-chain! He's not even typing real words! HOW IS HE DOING THIS?!?!" like mashing the keyboard. Here is a sample:

POKAKOPKPOAASIBBAISdaadj;A:JAO:SJ:OA:JOSA:Jo;jd;kosrkrkrseo;knjAknankj

Try it. Try it right now. Once you've mastered this simple technique, why not try customising it by including numbers too? They'll never know what hit them!

2) The "Spam!"

How will they know you're not posting spam, and therefore are the best spammer, if you don't tell them that? Answer: THEY WON'T! So shout it loud and proud!

SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAMMERSON SPAM-O-RAMA!

Those last bits were my own little addition. Adding suffixes to the word spam makes you all the more impressive as a spammer.

3) The image macro.

When the Crusaders went to the Holy Land, they came back with exotic things such as arabic numerals. Those of us who have had the dubious pleasure of witnessing the internet equivalent, 4chan, may return with humorous image macros. They're old hat over there, but they're totally new to the uncultured EoFFers and they'll become HILARIOUS all over again!

Here's a starter kit for you:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/orly.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/Mahlazer.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/Mooncat.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/Cat_Moar_Internets.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/Seriousbusiness2.jpg

I'm sure you can find your own, too!

Also, try using words and phrases from there, such as "moar" "DO NOT WANT" "so i herd u liek mudkips". Brilliant stuff! You'll have 'em rolling in the aisles, you will!

4) Quote Pyramids.







Quote pyramids are TIGHT, yo.
lol
They're like FORUMS DYNAMITE!
Yup. I'd say we look hecka cool right about now.
lol
:D :D :D :D :p :simon: :sophia: :shoot:

The quote pyramid is a double-edged sword, however. You'll be teaming up with one or more members, and THEY might be the one to get noticed! Survival of the fittest, guys. Better to just quote yourself over and over again.

VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TIP!

A long time ago, I was the top dog spammer. I had it all. Women, drugs, wrecked hotel rooms...you name it, I did it. I even went into rehab and following that, had a successful comeback tour. But now...now I'm past it. I PM yuna_summoner26 and I say "See that spammy guy? That used to be me. I used to be #1, baby. Wanna smurf?" She says "lol! phycotic?? i think my mom used to like u!!!" and I die a little inside. I see you kids, doing your spam, and they eat it up. It's nowhere near as good as mine was...you just don't get it, guys. You just don't get what it means to be a spammer. Damnit, if I still had your young, fresh bodies, I'd be tearin' ass all over the forums.

It's the same for Del Murder, and the same for Yamaneko. We're bitter. We want your success. We'll make snide little comments about the quality of your spam. And here's the tip: do not make the common mistake of thinking that anybody gives a :skull::skull::skull::skull: about what we have to say. Go on, bite back. That's what we want. We're better than you, smarter than you, funnier than you. We'll pull you apart in a smack-talk shoot-out, and you'll look like a fool in front of the entire forums. A simple "Dad, nobody wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!" will suffice, and you'll earn double points for making a pop culture reference.

Now, ShlupQuack is a different kettle of fish altogether. She can't bear anybody other than herself to be the centre of attention, and as soon as you start your meteoric rise to fame, she'll straight out call you a jackass or an idiot. She must be fought hand-to-hand, but fret not; she's easy enough to defeat. Shlup is a bona fide woman on the internet, and like all women, she has a fatal weakness. Make subtle comments about her weight, and she'll soon run away sobbing, perhaps to gobble cakes to ease away the pain your stinging remarks have caused her.

Now go! Whore yourself out! Get as much attention as you can! Quick - three days have already passed!

Activities for this thread:
- Show your patriotism! Show the world you are #1!
- Post your own Ciddies winning guides.
- Give feedback on my own, perhaps adding your own tips.

[Jebus]

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[PyroManiak]

dUMP THAT HAM in th3 fry1n P4n!...B4m! its like SP4M!!

[Cookie]

You don't understand how much I want to spam right now, thanks alot :(.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Interesting.

[yanis]

What about random smilies...you have some smilies in your pyramid, but it's not the same as starting a smiley chain! That's the easy way to spam for the younger spammers!!! Also it's easier to spam if you think that it's not an ordinary thread...it's usernotes!!!!;)

[Psychotic]

Also it's easier to spam if you think that it's not an ordinary thread...it's usernotes!!!!;)Nah, user notes simply aren't good enough for the highly refined spamming techniques detailed in this thread. They're for socialising only. Whenever someone says user notes are spam, you must laugh at them, yanis. Laugh at them for not getting it.

[James Leopold]

I gotta say Psychotic, that was hillarious!

[yanis]

Also it's easier to spam if you think that it's not an ordinary thread...it's usernotes!!!!;)Nah, user notes simply aren't good enough for the highly refined spamming techniques detailed in this thread. They're for socialising only. Whenever someone says user notes are spam, you must laugh at them, yanis. Laugh at them for not getting it.

I was kinda expecting it, that was the first time someone else edited my post...:riiight:
And I never thought usernotes as spamming:lol:...it's just the idea...

[Old Manus]

tl;dr

[Ouch!]

Oh Psy, you soc.

[-N-]

I knew clicking on this was a dumb idea.

[Meat Puppet]

Finally, the Ciddie crafted from the rib of Del Murder, and enchanted with the bowel of Psychotic, will be rightfully mine.

[Nominus Experse]

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SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM SPAMMATION SPAMMING SPAM OF SPAM SPAM

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First post!
LOL LOL
ASFhjkh ; ; ;af;sd;fas;fasffeASF Sfwe
WERE EGYPTIAN LOL L O L O L O LOLOLOOLOLO ROFLCOPTER heding ur way bob!
ZOMG LMAO

:choc2::choc2::choc2: <--- Look, chocobos having sexxors!

Shlup quakers is a fatty LOLOLOLOLOLLERCOASTERS WEEE!



...



How did I do? Was my performance worthy Psy?
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[Psychotic]

I give you a B+, 'perse. Needed moar cats.
Oh Psy, you soc.:meatwad:

[Christmas]

The best guide in winning a ciddie is to have a well balanced diet and enough sleep.

[oddler]

The best guide in winning a ciddie is to have a well balanced diet and enough sleep.

But that's not a guide. That's communism.

[Bunny]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6122/tldrcatcy4.jpg

[oddler]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6122/tldrcatcy4.jpg

But that's not a cat. That's e e cummings.

[Del Murder]

He's one of us now. One day you all will be too. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[oddler]

He's one of us know. One day you all will be too. Enjoy it while it lasts.

But that's not a complete sentence. It's a now.

[Avarice-ness]

Hey I'm good at quote pryamids! :razz:

[Del Murder]

Typo correction posts are a good start on the path for Best Spammer. Keep it up!

[oddler]

ME GRAMMAR NAZI. OOGA.

[Bunny]

Also it's easier to spam if you think that it's not an ordinary thread...it's usernotes!!!!;)Nah, user notes simply aren't good enough for the highly refined spamming techniques detailed in this thread. They're for socialising only. Whenever someone says user notes are spam, you must laugh at them, yanis. Laugh at them for not getting it.

I was kinda expecting it, that was the first time someone else edited my post...:riiight:
And I never thought usernotes as spamming:lol:...it's just the idea...


tl;dr


I gotta say Psychotic, that was hillarious!



Also it's easier to spam if you think that it's not an ordinary thread...it's usernotes!!!!;)Nah, user notes simply aren't good enough for the highly refined spamming techniques detailed in this thread. They're for socialising only. Whenever someone says user notes are spam, you must laugh at them, yanis. Laugh at them for not getting it.


What about random smilies...you have some smilies in your pyramid, but it's not the same as starting a smiley chain! That's the easy way to spam for the younger spammers!!! Also it's easier to spam if you think that it's not an ordinary thread...it's usernotes!!!!;)


Interesting.


dUMP THAT HAM in th3 fry1n P4n!...B4m! its like SP4M!!


You don't understand how much I want to spam right now, thanks alot :(.


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Howdy ho, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Psychotic. You may know me as the guy who has won approximately 150 Ciddies, and is on course to take at least 30 more this time around. You want the Best Spammer Ciddie, don't you? But your pitiful efforts in the Ciddies thread got deleted! Oh gosh no! You need to improve, and fast. With my guidance, you just might snatch the win.

These are some of the "tricks of the trade" which guided me to those victories. Use them well.

1) The random letters.

Nothing says "Whoa! That guy is wacky and off-the-chain! He's not even typing real words! HOW IS HE DOING THIS?!?!" like mashing the keyboard. Here is a sample:

POKAKOPKPOAASIBBAISdaadj;A:JAO:SJ:OA:JOSA:Jo;jd;kosrkrkrseo;knjAknankj

Try it. Try it right now. Once you've mastered this simple technique, why not try customising it by including numbers too? They'll never know what hit them!

2) The "Spam!"

How will they know you're not posting spam, and therefore are the best spammer, if you don't tell them that? Answer: THEY WON'T! So shout it loud and proud!

SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAMMERSON SPAM-O-RAMA!

Those last bits were my own little addition. Adding suffixes to the word spam makes you all the more impressive as a spammer.

3) The image macro.

When the Crusaders went to the Holy Land, they came back with exotic things such as arabic numerals. Those of us who have had the dubious pleasure of witnessing the internet equivalent, 4chan, may return with humorous image macros. They're old hat over there, but they're totally new to the uncultured EoFFers and they'll become HILARIOUS all over again!

Here's a starter kit for you:


I'm sure you can find your own, too!

Also, try using words and phrases from there, such as "moar" "DO NOT WANT" "so i herd u liek mudkips". Brilliant stuff! You'll have 'em rolling in the aisles, you will!

4) Quote Pyramids.







Quote pyramids are TIGHT, yo.
lol
They're like FORUMS DYNAMITE!
Yup. I'd say we look hecka cool right about now.
lol
:D :D :D :D :p :simon: :sophia: :shoot:

The quote pyramid is a double-edged sword, however. You'll be teaming up with one or more members, and THEY might be the one to get noticed! Survival of the fittest, guys. Better to just quote yourself over and over again.

VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TIP!

A long time ago, I was the top dog spammer. I had it all. Women, drugs, wrecked hotel rooms...you name it, I did it. I even went into rehab and following that, had a successful comeback tour. But now...now I'm past it. I PM yuna_summoner26 and I say "See that spammy guy? That used to be me. I used to be #1, baby. Wanna smurf?" She says "lol! phycotic?? i think my mom used to like u!!!" and I die a little inside. I see you kids, doing your spam, and they eat it up. It's nowhere near as good as mine was...you just don't get it, guys. You just don't get what it means to be a spammer. Damnit, if I still had your young, fresh bodies, I'd be tearin' ass all over the forums.

It's the same for Del Murder, and the same for Yamaneko. We're bitter. We want your success. We'll make snide little comments about the quality of your spam. And here's the tip: do not make the common mistake of thinking that anybody gives a :skull::skull::skull::skull: about what we have to say. Go on, bite back. That's what we want. We're better than you, smarter than you, funnier than you. We'll pull you apart in a smack-talk shoot-out, and you'll look like a fool in front of the entire forums. A simple "Dad, nobody wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!" will suffice, and you'll earn double points for making a pop culture reference.

Now, ShlupQuack is a different kettle of fish altogether. She can't bear anybody other than herself to be the centre of attention, and as soon as you start your meteoric rise to fame, she'll straight out call you a jackass or an idiot. She must be fought hand-to-hand, but fret not; she's easy enough to defeat. Shlup is a bona fide woman on the internet, and like all women, she has a fatal weakness. Make subtle comments about her weight, and she'll soon run away sobbing, perhaps to gobble cakes to ease away the pain your stinging remarks have caused her.

Now go! Whore yourself out! Get as much attention as you can! Quick - three days have already passed!

Activities for this thread:
- Show your patriotism! Show the world you are #1!
- Post your own Ciddies winning guides.
- Give feedback on my own, perhaps adding your own tips.

That's some good quotin'

[Del Murder]

You're trying too hard. Spam is about not trying at all.

[Lawr]

FREAK!

[yanis]

You're trying too hard. Spam is about not trying at all.

:eyebrow:

[Bunny]

You're trying too hard. Spam is about not trying at all.

no u

[Psychotic]

I thought I specifically told you all not to deal with the individual known as "Del Murder".

[Lawr]

-and Yamaneko. I think.

[Ouch!]

Oh Psy, you soc.:meatwad:
I'm disappointed. I expected so much more.

[Psychotic]

Oh Psy, you soc.:meatwad:
I'm disappointed. I expected so much more.Meatwad is grade-A material. Maybe you just don't get it.

[Agent Proto]

lol, what is this thread about again?

[Yamaneko]

This thread is so predictable.

[Ouch!]

Oh Psy, you soc.:meatwad:
I'm disappointed. I expected so much more.Meatwad is grade-A material. Maybe you just don't get it.
Meatwad, like the rest of the Aqua Team Hunger Force, is annoying beyond all belief.

[Del Murder]

I didn't even know what that thing belonged to before today.

[Ouch!]

You were probably better off that way.

[Firo Volondé]

Oh Psy, you soc.:meatwad:
I'm disappointed. I expected so much more.Meatwad is grade-A material. Maybe you just don't get it.
Lol what?

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to spamming.
The knack lies in learning how to try to make sense and miss.
Pick a nice forum, it suggests, and try it.
The first part is easy.
All it requires is simply the ability to make a long detailed post, and willingness not to mind that it's going to make sense.
That is, you're going to look stupid if you fail to not make sense.
Most people fail to not make sense, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to make sense fairly intelligently.
Clearly, it is this second part, the not making sense, which presents the difficulties.
One problem is that you have to not make sense accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to not make sense because you won't. You have to have your point suddenly randomized by something else when you're halfway through the post, so that you are no longer thinking about posting, or about sense, or about how much you're going to look stupid if you fail to not make it.
It is notoriously difficult to prise your point away from these three things during the few minutes you have at your disposal. Hence most people's failure, and their eventual disillusionment with this exhilarating and spectacular sport.
If, however, you are lucky enough to have your point minutearily randomized at the crucial minutes by, say, Sargeant Hartman's gorgeous pair of legs (tentacles, pseudopodia, according to phyllum and/or personal inclination) or Tavrobel going off in your vicinity, or by suddenly spotting an extremely rare species of CK crawling along a nearby twig, then in your astonishment you will not make sense completely and remain bobbing just a few inches beyond it in what might seem to be a slightly retarded manner.
This is a minute for superb and delicate randomization.
SpAm and be random, be random and 5PAM.
Ignore all considerations of your own intelligence and simply let yourself Uncle Spam 1337er.
Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful.
They are most likely to say something along the lines of, 'Nobody gives a purple pancake what you think, you dumb unable to spam right noob!'
It is vitally important not to believe them or they will suddenly be right.
Spam Marsh 1337er and 1337er.
Try a few image macros, gentle ones at first, then Maps along the forum breathing regularly.
DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY.
When you have done this a few times you will find the moment of randomization rapidly becomes easier and easier to achieve.
You will then learn all sorts of things about how to control your spammage, your macros, your 1337ness, and the trick usually lies in not thinking too hard about whatever you want to do, but just allowing it to happen as if it was going to anyway.
You will also learn about how to finish properly, which is something you will almost certainly n00b, and n00b up badly, on your first attempt.
There are private spamming clubs you can join which help you achieve the 321898316 minute of randomization. They spammail people like Lekana or TyphhonTheReapa to leap out from behind Ouch!'s couch and do their thing at the critical minutes. Few genuine spam-hikers will be able to climb over the electric fence to join these clubs, but some may be able to dsf xckmn;lj,8120p 9ALIK 023pp;d 9sa8y 90q 9aoph f03r qp90 etc. etc. and so forth.

[Peegee]

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[demondude]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-415260709_d3df14c5fc.b.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-415260709_d3df14c5fc.jpg)

[loben]

(waves)

To beet max powers to the punch, SPAM IS AN ELISTIST TOOL!!!!

....and....uh....KITTY NINJA AWAY!!!

[demondude]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174328173-notcookie.b.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174328173-notcookie.jpg)

[loben]

THATS IT, KITTEN BATTLE!!!!!

[KentaRawr!]

500 Step Cheat to get Thread Closed

Step 1. Go to your computer.
Step 2. Throw pie at the monitor.
Step 3. Pee on your computer.
Step 4. Make a 500 Step Cheat to get thread closed.
Step 5. Maybe you should just give up, no one's going to read the whole thing.
Step 6. Yeah, maybe you're right...
Step 7. Wait until tomorrow.
Step 8. Yeah, maybe THEN it will be closed.
Step 9. Up up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start!
Step 10. POOF!

Edit: CATS!

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g246/KenYocin/Very-Funny-Cat-4.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

Just so you all know, I made the original thread where spam was permitted.

[demondude]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174330218-1174138729049.b.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174330218-1174138729049.jpg)

[Dr. Acula]

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...and more spam.

[VorpalCyberWolf]

http://lolbots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/wu-yulu-homeless-farmer-robot.jpg

[demondude]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172946463080.b.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172946463080.png)

[Cz]

I always wondered how my childhood would die. I never imagined it would look anything like this.

[Jess]

Eeeee. This is fantabulous! I will definitely win with your tips and tricks, Paul! :jess:


fewejrkljefflsfje:23123rjdks:ewe// :meatwad: :sophia: :pickle: spamspamspam.

I think this is a good start.

[Dr. Acula]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

kfeojfdsjgfkitjgrsolfkjgoprekfodpfojwejfidjvmgvlresmfkdfmlesjm

:D :p :) ;) :cool: :cry: :choc2: :choc2: :moomba: :greenie: :confused: :mog: :love: :mad2: :( :rolleyes2 :eek: :tongue: :choc:

[Croyles]

Take your guide and shove it up your *piratesound*se

And really, this is not an attempt.

[theundeadhero]

The only problem I see is that Yamaneko is more of a funniest member kind of guy.

[Laddy]

BIG ASS SPAM TIME FOR BIG ASSES WHO SPAM AWAY AT ASSES WHO SPAM ASSES UNTIL THEIR ASSES ARE SPAMMED AND WE SPAM ASSES UNTIL THERE IS NO ASS TO SPAM AND SPAM ASSES WHILE OUR ASSES ARE SPAMMED DURING A SPAMMING ASS WEEK BTW: I JUST SPAMMED YOUR ASSES!

[Loony BoB]

I just won it by posting in every thread and replying to everything I could think of something valid to say in response to. That and getting involved in massive spam threads but they never work these days.

[demondude]

Lonny bob iz a chocobo lomg:eek:

[Elite Lord Sigma]

SHORYUKEN!@1113j54qasdaf~!

[loben]

Lonny bob iz a chocobo :eek:OMG, A TALKING CAT!!!!!!

[demondude]

SHORYUKEN!@1113j54qasdaf~!

QFT

[Denmark]

Denmark's Guide to Being Like Denmark at The Ciddies

1. Firstly, the pre-Ciddies months. Be conspicuously absent from posting, so much so that no one notices you're not posting. Continue to visit the forums at least once daily. Post in a random newbie thread or your birthday thread or similar nonsense on a frequency of somewhere between once a month and once a week. Giving your friends from back in the day a couple usernotes during this time period will keep them confident about your continued existence and the fact that you're still somewhat concerned with EoFF.

2. Now, the Ciddies nomination thread has come out. The day this does, start posting in threads as if you were there and active the entire time. Post once or twice in the Ciddies thread, but do not spam it. Peruse the members, find a good newbie to support for Best Newbie. A number of good newbies seem to come out just before Ciddies time, and you can make your own judgment on who you want to support. It could be an excellent newbie thread, an excellent username, or just an excellent overall first impression. If any of your friends from the days of old aren't Cid's Knights yet, they're your nomination for Best Veteran. For Best Regular, nominate the first person you see who posts and fits the criteria. When it comes to the rest of the nominations, try to nominate as many different people as you can, possibly going through the Ciddies thread and picking users at random. Try to always nominate yourself for at least one award, but never the moron award, as that is the only Ciddie Denmark has ever won and this did not please him.

3. Now that you've nominated, it's time to post some more until the nominees come out. Go to as many forums as you can and post in as many threads as you can while you're waiting. Once the finalized list of nominees comes out, look at the thread excitedly, and then sigh as yet again you were not nominated for anything. Go on and vote for your friends and/or those people you see as potential non-winners because you like boosting other people's self esteem. Once you've finished voting, now it's time to write your presentation speech/es. Be creative. Once those are finished and turned in, now it's time to wait for the presentation thread.

4. During the presentation thread, post early and often. Make predictions even though you weren't part of the prediction party. Tell Award Guy to hurry up. Post nonsense that has nothing to do with the Ciddies at all. After the whole debacle is over, Best Member has been awarded, and Award Guy goes to bed, you will post in the "who did you vote for" and possibly the "who did you nominate" (if there is one) threads, and you will then have had your fill of posting for the majority of the next 6 months, when the next Ciddies rolls around. Then it's time to repeat this whole process!

I hope this guide is helpful for everyone who wants to be like me.

[Sefie1999AD]

Here's a little tip for all of us:

Unfortunately, no one can be told what spam is. You have to see it for yourself.

but lookout lollollol spam can cause this:

hgjhd547645gy53ghfjdgiddqdidkfahtfdghjy78gh. Kweh, sorry for the spammabomination. :elk: :smash: :trout: :frylock: :rsl:

[Fonzie]

I'm gone for two days... and this happens?! WTF? :confused: :mog: :choc2:

[escobert]

I DO NOT NEED THESE STUPID GUIDE TO SPAM! ALL I NEED IS BERRIES AND CREAM :bigsmile:!

[Laddy]

BERRIES AND CREAM IS A LIE AND MUST BE INCINERATED BY FIRE AND MOIST WHITE CHOCOLATE WITH YELLOW AND FELLOW RIGHTS AND I LIKE SUNDAES WITH MUSTARD IN THE DRYER ON A FRIDAY WITH SILLY CAT PICTURES AND A MONSTER WHO EATS PHILIP WHEN GOD SPEAKS MORMONESE DURING EASTER WEDNESDAY WHILE ALIAS IS PLAYING RERUNS ON A SUNDAY WITH SUNDAES ON A SUNDAY WITH WILBUR TATUMAN WHILE SPEAKING CANTONESE WITH MY BUDDY QWERTY!

[Vikeve]

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to spamming.
The knack lies in learning how to try to make sense and miss.
Pick a nice forum, it suggests, and try it.
The first part is easy.
All it requires is simply the ability to make a long detailed post, and willingness not to mind that it's going to make sense.
That is, you're going to look stupid if you fail to not make sense.
Most people fail to not make sense, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to make sense fairly intelligently.
Clearly, it is this second part, the not making sense, which presents the difficulties.
One problem is that you have to not make sense accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to not make sense because you won't. You have to have your point suddenly randomized by something else when you're halfway through the post, so that you are no longer thinking about posting, or about sense, or about how much you're going to look stupid if you fail to not make it.
It is notoriously difficult to prise your point away from these three things during the few minutes you have at your disposal. Hence most people's failure, and their eventual disillusionment with this exhilarating and spectacular sport.
If, however, you are lucky enough to have your point minutearily randomized at the crucial minutes by, say, Sargeant Hartman's gorgeous pair of legs (tentacles, pseudopodia, according to phyllum and/or personal inclination) or Tavrobel going off in your vicinity, or by suddenly spotting an extremely rare species of CK crawling along a nearby twig, then in your astonishment you will not make sense completely and remain bobbing just a few inches beyond it in what might seem to be a slightly retarded manner.
This is a minute for superb and delicate randomization.
SpAm and be random, be random and 5PAM.
Ignore all considerations of your own intelligence and simply let yourself Uncle Spam 1337er.
Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful.
They are most likely to say something along the lines of, 'Nobody gives a purple pancake what you think, you dumb unable to spam right noob!'
It is vitally important not to believe them or they will suddenly be right.
Spam Marsh 1337er and 1337er.
Try a few image macros, gentle ones at first, then Maps along the forum breathing regularly.
DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY.
When you have done this a few times you will find the moment of randomization rapidly becomes easier and easier to achieve.
You will then learn all sorts of things about how to control your spammage, your macros, your 1337ness, and the trick usually lies in not thinking too hard about whatever you want to do, but just allowing it to happen as if it was going to anyway.
You will also learn about how to finish properly, which is something you will almost certainly n00b, and n00b up badly, on your first attempt.
There are private spamming clubs you can join which help you achieve the 321898316 minute of randomization. They spammail people like Lekana or TyphhonTheReapa to leap out from behind Ouch!'s couch and do their thing at the critical minutes. Few genuine spam-hikers will be able to climb over the electric fence to join these clubs, but some may be able to dsf xckmn;lj,8120p 9ALIK 023pp;d 9sa8y 90q 9aoph f03r qp90 etc. etc. and so forth.

Everyhing made sense till the last sentence came by I suppose the last sentence was the only sentence with spam in it though I have a feeling the whole post was supposed to be spam. I find it amazing that I actually read it all.:choc2:

[bipper]

My crotch is slightly damp.

[Laddy]

Yet you speak in Protugeuse Islamic Jailhouse Lingo?

[Quindiana Jones]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am LEeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!
I am a man

on a a side noteYouFail.org - You fail life and everything (http://www.youfail.org/)

[bipper]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

[Quindiana Jones]

STOP RUINING MY FAKE PYRAMID!!!

[Little Blue]

Surely you mean





















I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)
STOP RUINING MY FAKE PYRAMID!!!

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

[Quindiana Jones]

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!

I'm getting Psychotic to come and ban you all now.

Bastards.

[bipper]

you wouldn't dare violate me as such!

[Jebus]

lol spam

[Quindiana Jones]

you wouldn't dare violate me as such!

True. However, when we get to the next page, you and demondude55 will be punished. Quin style.

[Croyles]

Is it long till the next page?

[Quindiana Jones]

Depends how many posts per page you have really....

[Eiko Guy]

Time to emo my way to glory.

[Jessweeee♪]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

[Shlup]

If you use macros then you do not need a Ciddie for you win at life.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/stick.png

[Doomie]

A physics/chemistry law states that matter cannot be created or destroyed. This thread defies that law by destroying the brain matter of everyone who looks at it.

Oh God, I've become elitist.

[Jessweeee♪]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

[Ouch!]

Oh God, I've become elitist.
It's that easy?

[Doomie]

Oh God, I've become elitist.
It's that easy?

Yeah, you should try it. Just act disgusted when you see spam, and be oblivious to all the new people.

[Jebus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Jebusabsolute/DesuMonster.jpg

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desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

[Fonzie]

Attention whores. :p

[Laddy]

But it's not April, and BTW, I do not fizz.

[Firo Volondé]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q297/firov/SHRIMP.jpg

[Croyles]

Depends how many posts per page you have really....

How many posts per page do I have?

[bipper]

If you use macros then you do not need a Ciddie for you win at life.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/stick.png

Unless psychotic is in his "fallen communist" phase of the month cycle. At that point, your kitties get irradicated, and headless goats are used for more than just sex.

rule dismissed.

[~Storm Ninja~]

You guys don't seem to understand what quality spam looks like:

It was a dark and stormy night. The cliche line that seems to start off every generic book ever not written rung in my ears as I walked out the front door. Bu lo, as I walked through my doorway, it was not raining, but yet a land of fluffy sugar-coated ness. The sky was blue, the grass was pink cotton candy which crunched under my feet. I stared at it all and took in the beauty of the candy corn trees with their lollipop stick trunks, and the wildflowers made of potato chips and pixy stiks(tm). The sun was setting (which was odd, being that it was 12:00 at night) and the sky turned crimson and yellow under the Ritz(tm) sun. Wonders never cease as suddenly I was in a dull brown gi, wearing a hooded cloak and had a rather sporting green belt. Even more suddenly did a bunch of men in black suits and sun glasses pop out of the sea of potatoflowers. "Hello, mister anderson" one of them said to me. "Huh? I replied, as I reached for my frozen-chocolate uzi loaded with skittles, no doubt powerful enough to wipe them all out. Time seemed to move in slow motion as I drew out my gun. Suddenly, I realized that I was moving in slow motion for dramatic purposes, and was promptly shot.

The moral of the story? SHOOT FIRST @^$* IT!

[bipper]

the only good spam is spam that is good.

[Croyles]

This spam is good spam. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7YedEopp4)

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

[edczxcvbnm]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

Yah it's amsomeness in a soucemness

[scrumpleberry]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

Yah it's amsomeness in a soucemness

SQUEEL HUGZ EVERYONE!

GLOMP ROFL

SQUEE

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

Yah it's amsomeness in a soucemness

SQUEEL HUGZ EVERYONE!

GLOMP ROFL

SQUEE

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

Yah it's amsomeness in a soucemness

SQUEEL HUGZ EVERYONE!

GLOMP ROFL

SQUEE

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
And panceakes:eek:

[Peegee]

Shinkuuu....boo ken!

C-c-c-combo breaker!!!

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

Yah it's amsomeness in a soucemness

SQUEEL HUGZ EVERYONE!

GLOMP ROFL

SQUEE

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
And panceakes:eek:

With chocolate:D

[~Storm Ninja~]

*uses combo breaker on pyramid*

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

*implodes*

[~Storm Ninja~]

the amount of spam here has a collective power level of...

*scouter*

oh my god... IT'S OVER 10000!!!!!

[Jessweeee♪]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

Yah it's amsomeness in a soucemness

SQUEEL HUGZ EVERYONE!

GLOMP ROFL

SQUEE

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
And panceakes:eek:

With chocolate:D

:spin: :bounce: :roll: :bounce: :spin: :spin: :bounce: :roll: :bounce: :spin: :spin: :bounce: :roll: :bounce: :spin:

[demondude]

I really like biscuits.OMG U DO NO WAI!Yeah I know. It's totally w00t.YEH LETS GIT NEKKID!!!!Dude, that sounds whack. Count me in.OK. 2.lol u r funneh. lets get sex now.Stop spamming you spammy bards. I am a Psychotic, EoFF's greatest Cid's Knight, and I will rape your faces.lol u mean faeceslol that is actually funny. Have some cookies.Dude u r awesum. wanna join r sexes?OMG I'd love to!rowr I am Leeza I will ban you all now.OMG we'd better shut up now.yeh ill pm u, k?Yeah OK. See ya.QUIEEEEET!

Stopp spamming the pyramid you crazy egyptians!
Lets make the qote pyrimid so big the internet brakes:)

Nah qoting myself is fun:D

OMG I LOVE QUOTE PYRAMIDS!!! I didn't come to spam, I came to tell you all I need to update my Ciddie nominations and I will be looking here for best spammer.

Never mind, I wound up picking someone who never posted here.

Lolxers roflmlafo

Not even the Egyptians had this much pyramid awesomeness!

Yah it's amsomeness in a soucemness

SQUEEL HUGZ EVERYONE!

GLOMP ROFL

SQUEE

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
And panceakes:eek:

With chocolate:D

:spin: :bounce: :roll: :bounce: :spin: :spin: :bounce: :roll: :bounce: :spin: :spin: :bounce: :roll: :bounce: :spin:

Do quote pyrimids brake the interwebz i hope so:(

[Denmark]

why is this garbage being allowed

tl;dr

[Quindiana Jones]

STOP ABUSING MY PYRAMID!

I doubt you foul bastards have even read it. And I spent so much time on it. :(

[Vikeve]

STOP ABUSING MY PYRAMID!

I doubt you foul bastards have even read it. And I spent so much time on it. :(

I read it.:)

[Psychotic]

Oh, great, constant double posting.

Take note, EoFF: ~Storm Ninja~ is why we can't have nice things.