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Rye
06-06-2007, 01:26 AM
How would you describe the way you chew? Do you chew like a little proper person or do you chew with your mouth open, violently?

:kaohappy: Chomp chomp chomp

Fonzie
06-06-2007, 01:27 AM
Like a cow eats grass.

oddler
06-06-2007, 01:28 AM
I'm pretty discreet with anything other than gum. Still, I don't open my mouth.

bipper
06-06-2007, 01:31 AM
I masticate like it is going out of style. My wrists get a real work out. It gets sloppy, but hey, I am a lonely fat man, what else can I do.

loben
06-06-2007, 02:00 AM
First, I vassilate on a swing. Then I massticate my weenus.

what? whats wrong with swinging side to side then chewing on your elbow? I don't know what your talking about.

Araciel
06-06-2007, 02:07 AM
mouth closed

30 chews per mouthful

nice and light and not too furious

escobert
06-06-2007, 02:19 AM
closed mouth please thanks

Tavrobel
06-06-2007, 02:28 AM
Didn't you make a thread about this once before?

Closed mouth; proper manners.

Spammerman
06-06-2007, 03:05 AM
Depends.

yanis
06-06-2007, 03:11 AM
In front of others, closed mouth...alone, the same...

Christmas
06-06-2007, 03:20 AM
I CHEW LIKE GODZILLA!

escobert
06-06-2007, 03:21 AM
YOU MUST HAVE BAD BREATHS!

loben
06-06-2007, 03:23 AM
I CHEW LIKE GODZILLA!
USA: OMG!!!! GODZILLA!!! WE CAN SEE HIM FROM HERE!!! Lets nuke the bastard before he finishes destroying japan and comes over here!

and that, children, was how santa saved easter.

darksword12
06-06-2007, 04:07 AM
Ravenously and at high velocities. Typically with my mouth closed unless I'm having trouble getting oxygen.

Nominus Experse
06-06-2007, 04:52 AM
I do not notice how I myself chew or handle my food. I do, however, know that it takes me a rather long time to consume anything, so I must chew things quite thoroughly. In a closed mouth, as eating with an open mouth gave rise to swift lashing at home.

My jar is misplaced and other, worse things; thus, the actual action taken to chew likely looks rather strange. My jar also makes a very audible popping and clicking sound whenever I eat.

I sound like a metronome set on Largo or Larghetto.

Huckleberry Quin
06-06-2007, 05:21 PM
What's "chewing"?

Croyles
06-06-2007, 05:26 PM
I dont chew enough and if I do its way too loud.. :(

demondude
06-06-2007, 05:28 PM
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Huckleberry Quin
06-06-2007, 05:30 PM
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.

bipper
06-06-2007, 05:38 PM
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

Huckleberry Quin
06-06-2007, 06:05 PM
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

We should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.

bipper
06-06-2007, 06:11 PM
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

We should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.

Only if the mob can be naked, or better yet, wearing suggestively placed goat heads.

Huckleberry Quin
06-06-2007, 06:17 PM
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

We should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.

Only if the mob can be naked, or better yet, wearing suggestively placed goat heads.

Done.

Old Manus
06-06-2007, 06:44 PM
c-c-c-combo breaker

I was only aware of one way of chewing.

Jess
06-06-2007, 11:53 PM
I chew with my mouth closed. I don't think anybody wants to see my munched up food. :jess:

~*~Celes~*~
06-06-2007, 11:55 PM
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Me too... :(

Fatal Impurity
06-07-2007, 12:08 AM
First, I vassilate on a swing. Then I massticate my weenus.

what? whats wrong with swinging side to side then chewing on your elbow? I don't know what your talking about.

Scientists say that licking your elbow let alone chewing it is impossible...unless of course it was the elbow on your THIRD arm?

SammieBabe
06-07-2007, 12:29 AM
I masticate with an audience...:)

Avarice-ness
06-07-2007, 06:06 AM
HEY! I've seen a thread like this before, long long ago~

I eat.. like.. normal people I guess. :(

[Edit] Aww mittens.. My perv dector is off today. :razz: