The Furious Mastication

[Rye]

How would you describe the way you chew? Do you chew like a little proper person or do you chew with your mouth open, violently?

:kaohappy: Chomp chomp chomp

[Fonzie]

Like a cow eats grass.

[oddler]

I'm pretty discreet with anything other than gum. Still, I don't open my mouth.

[bipper]

I masticate like it is going out of style. My wrists get a real work out. It gets sloppy, but hey, I am a lonely fat man, what else can I do.

[loben]

First, I vassilate on a swing. Then I massticate my weenus.

what? whats wrong with swinging side to side then chewing on your elbow? I don't know what your talking about.

[Araciel]

mouth closed

30 chews per mouthful

nice and light and not too furious

[escobert]

closed mouth please thanks

[Tavrobel]

Didn't you make a thread about this once before?

Closed mouth; proper manners.

[Spammerman]

Depends.

[yanis]

In front of others, closed mouth...alone, the same...

[Christmas]

I CHEW LIKE GODZILLA!

[escobert]

YOU MUST HAVE BAD BREATHS!

[loben]

I CHEW LIKE GODZILLA!
USA: OMG!!!! GODZILLA!!! WE CAN SEE HIM FROM HERE!!! Lets nuke the bastard before he finishes destroying japan and comes over here!

and that, children, was how santa saved easter.

[darksword12]

Ravenously and at high velocities. Typically with my mouth closed unless I'm having trouble getting oxygen.

[Nominus Experse]

I do not notice how I myself chew or handle my food. I do, however, know that it takes me a rather long time to consume anything, so I must chew things quite thoroughly. In a closed mouth, as eating with an open mouth gave rise to swift lashing at home.

My jar is misplaced and other, worse things; thus, the actual action taken to chew likely looks rather strange. My jar also makes a very audible popping and clicking sound whenever I eat.

I sound like a metronome set on Largo or Larghetto.

[Quindiana Jones]

What's "chewing"?

[Croyles]

I dont chew enough and if I do its way too loud.. :(

[demondude]

:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

[Quindiana Jones]

:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.

[bipper]

:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

[Quindiana Jones]

:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

We should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.

[bipper]

:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

We should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.

Only if the mob can be naked, or better yet, wearing suggestively placed goat heads.

[Quindiana Jones]

:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.
yeah, what a pervert.

We should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.

Only if the mob can be naked, or better yet, wearing suggestively placed goat heads.

Done.

[Old Manus]

c-c-c-combo breaker

I was only aware of one way of chewing.

[Jess]

I chew with my mouth closed. I don't think anybody wants to see my munched up food. :jess:

[~*~Celes~*~]

:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(

Me too... :(

[Fatal Impurity]

First, I vassilate on a swing. Then I massticate my weenus.

what? whats wrong with swinging side to side then chewing on your elbow? I don't know what your talking about.

Scientists say that licking your elbow let alone chewing it is impossible...unless of course it was the elbow on your THIRD arm?

[SammieBabe]

I masticate with an audience...:)

[Avarice-ness]

HEY! I've seen a thread like this before, long long ago~

I eat.. like.. normal people I guess. :(

[Edit] Aww mittens.. My perv dector is off today. :razz: