Ask a 15 year-old from Texas anything.

[Fonzie]

And go.

[oddler]

Hypothetically speaking, if I were 15 and from Texas, could I answer questions here, too? :confused:

[Fonzie]

Hypothetically speaking, if I were 15 and from Texas, could I answer questions here, too? :confused:

No.

[Goldenboko]

Do you like Pie? (http://pi.ytmnd.com/)

[Fonzie]

Do you like Pie? (http://pi.ytmnd.com/)

No, but I like references.

[Rye]

Do all Texans really think that all New Yorkers live in the Empire State Building and such in NYC and that NYC is full of crime, despite NYC being the safest major city in the US, statistically, something that Dallas cannot boast?

[Freya]

Is everything really bigger in texas?

[Tavrobel]

Do you eat it five seconds on each side?

If you're really from Texas, you'll know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

[Goldenboko]

What is your opinion on Choco-Moogle foreign policies?

[Bunny]

Why does Texas suck so much?

[Fonzie]

Do all Texans really think that all New Yorkers live in the Empire State Building and such in NYC and that NYC is full of crime, despite NYC being the safest major city in the US, statistically, something that Dallas cannot boast?
Most people I've talked to have said that NYC is a great place. I've been and I thought it was a great place. The falls where awesome.

Is everything really bigger in texas?
Yes. ;) But really, I hate this motto, because it gives a reason for everybody from different states to hate us.

Do you eat it five seconds on each side?
If you're really from Texas, you'll know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
Shut up Tav.

What is your opinion on Choco-Moogle foreign policies?
It sucks.

Why does Texas suck so much?
Probably the heat and the lame-ass motto.

[Anaisa]

If you tell a bad joke in Texas, does tumbleweed blow past? :tumble:

[Freya]

Being once a native of texas I know of a word and phrase that many texans use often. Can you use "yall" and "all yall" in a sentence/s and have it make sense?

[fire_of_avalon]

Why do I rock and roll so much?

[Fonzie]

If you tell a bad joke in Texas, does tumbleweed blow past? :tumble:
Only during droughts.


Being once a native of texas I know of a word and phrase that many texans use often. Can you use "yall" and "all yall" in a sentence/s and have it make sense?

Yes, sadly I've caught myself refering to a group of people as "yall". Made me cry a little. :cry:

[CimminyCricket]

I was born in Texas and have never used the word, "Ya'll."

[Leen-Leen]

If I come from California, will I like Texas?

[Lawr]

I've been to Texas and it was CRAZY HOT, not something a dumb Michigan boy like me would like.

[Fonzie]

Why do I rock and roll so much?
You don't. I do.

If I come from California, will I like Texas?
Well, from the people I know, yes. The weather is the same, in parts so is the humidity. Texas is 7 inches away from the sun, and I heard California is about 8. So they're both pretty much the same. Except with the house value in Cali. you can buy a big ass mansion in Texas.

I've been to Texas and it was CRAZY HOT, not something a dumb Michigan boy like me would like.

Good for you.

[Lawr]

Thank you.

[Freya]

I was born in Texas and have never used the word, "Ya'll."
Just because you were born there doesn't really make saying ya'll a habit, you'd have to live there for a little while and be around people who use ya'll.

[Denmark]

I'm from Upstate NY and I say y'all.

Are you trying to make this into the new Eyes on You?

[Jessweeee♪]

Hypothetically speaking, if I were 15 and from Texas, could I answer questions here, too? :confused:

No.

OOH OOH, I'M FIFTEEN AND I LIVE IN TEXAS! CAN I???

[Avarice-ness]

When I was 15 I was from texas as well!

Has Texas changed?
*moved from Texas to Wisconsin 3 weeks ago xD* :razz:

[Jessweeee♪]

How come no one else says "fixin' to"?
I've never said it myself, but I've never heard anyone not from Texas say it. Although I do say "y'all" and "all y'all"

[Christmas]

ANYTHING? http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/8780/whateveruk1.jpg

[escobert]

Why is Vermont SOOOOOO much better than Texas?

[Jessweeee♪]

WHY DO THEY MAKE US TAKE TEXAS HISTORY???

[bipper]

And go.

Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.

... questionmark?

[Freya]

Why do all you texans like to come live here in wyoming? There so many of you, my parents have run into people they knew from highschool. It's crazy.

[bipper]

WHY DO THEY MAKE US TAKE TEXAS HISTORY???

Someone has to remember the alamo.


When I was 15 I was from texas as well!

Has Texas changed?
*moved from Texas to Wisconsin 3 weeks ago xD* :razz:

Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I am in wisconsin! DO U HAVE GOATS? LOL

[Jessweeee♪]

Why do all you texans like to come live here in wyoming? There so many of you, my parents have run into people they knew from highschool. It's crazy.

I dunno...but we're always running into people from Peoria, which is where we used to live! (sorry to steal the question Fonz)

[Fonzie]

When I was 15 I was from texas as well!

Has Texas changed?
*moved from Texas to Wisconsin 3 weeks ago xD* :razz:
Well, it depends the area you lived in. :p

How come no one else says "fixin' to"?
I've never said it myself, but I've never heard anyone not from Texas say it. Although I do say "y'all" and "all y'all"
I usually say "bout too".


ANYTHING? http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/8780/whateveruk1.jpg
Sure.

Why is Vermont SOOOOOO much better than Texas?
It's not.

WHY DO THEY MAKE US TAKE TEXAS HISTORY???
Because Sam Houston said so.


And go.

Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.

... questionmark?
Shut up Bip

Why do all you texans like to come live here in wyoming? There so many of you, my parents have run into people they knew from highschool. It's crazy.
What's so great about Wyoming?

[Ouch!]

Is Katy Mills (http://www.simon.com/mall/default.aspx?ID=1253) as big as I remember?

[Freya]

Why do all you texans like to come live here in wyoming? There so many of you, my parents have run into people they knew from highschool. It's crazy.
What's so great about Wyoming?

Exactly what i'm asking!

[Lynx]

is it ture everyone in texas has a gun?

[bipper]

And go.

Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.

... questionmark?
Shut up Bip


Ah, you really are 15.

Do you know where Flying Mullets pen is?

[fire_of_avalon]

I am dissatisfied with my answer. I should close this thread.

[Avarice-ness]

How come no one else says "fixin' to"?
I've never said it myself, but I've never heard anyone not from Texas say it. Although I do say "y'all" and "all y'all"

I say Fixin' to and Ya'll -alot-.
It also depends on what parts of Texas that you live in for the lingo thing. 'Cause the only reason I always said fixin' too was when I lived in San Antonio and the Valley, then when I moved to Dallas everyone said Going to which I caught on.



Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I am in wisconsin! DO U HAVE GOATS? LOL
xD Of course not.

But we got cheese Curds and seriously... they arn't as good as you people make them seem. Do you say 'eh?' too? 'cause I've met like A MILLION people here who say that and it makes me just snicker quietly and I get wonky looks 'cause I've got my texas accent and ya'll all weird and stuff. :razz:

[Yamaneko]

Is it true fifteen year-olds from Texas are narcissists?

[Jessweeee♪]

Is it true fifteen year-olds from Texas are narcissists?

OH LEMME ANSWER! I WANT TO ANSWER!

Yes :(

[Avarice-ness]

Is it true fifteen year-olds from Texas are narcissists?

When I was 15 and in Texas, I was the best person to ever walk the earth, Everywhere I stepped people would kiss the very dirt my foot touched...

Which stunk for them because I was in marching band so they go hit alot by other marches, but they took it like loyal followers because I was the best human to ever grace those marching fields! :razz:

[Fonzie]

And go.

Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.

... questionmark?
Shut up Bip


Ah, you really are 15.

Do you know where Flying Mullets pen is?
Paula's (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/psychotic.html) pants.

I am dissatisfied with my answer. I should close this thread.
No.

Is it true fifteen year-olds from Texas are narcissists?
Well, I'm not vain. Some of my friends are though. Is it true that twenty one year-olds from Califonia are abhoring?

[fire_of_avalon]

There you go, piss off Yamaneko. That way my hands are clean, wahahahaha.

[Fonzie]

There you go, piss off Yamaneko. That way my hands are clean, wahahahaha.

No.

[oddler]

Do you know the correct answer to this question?

[Meat Puppet]

Do you people still get up to that kinky :skull::skull::skull::skull: with chainsaws?

[Nominus Experse]

Will you please take Bush back NOW?

[Zeromus_X]

What city in Texas do you live in? I am currently residing in New Braunsfels, which is near San Antonio.

[Avarice-ness]

What city in Texas do you live in? I am currently residing in New Braunsfels, which is near San Antonio.

Dude are you serious? xD

I lived in Canyon Lake for like... well.. my 5th to 11th grade years.. Which you know you can get to the top half of NB by going down Highway 306. :heart:

[Zeldy]

Why do people from Texas speak so loud and dramatically? maybe its been exaggerated, but every knows a texas accent in England xD

[bipper]

Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I am in Wisconsin! DO U HAVE GOATS? LOL
xD Of course not.

But we got cheese Curds and seriously... they arn't as good as you people make them seem. Do you say 'eh?' too? 'cause I've met like A MILLION people here who say that and it makes me just snicker quietly and I get wonky looks 'cause I've got my Texas accent and ya'll all weird and stuff. :razz:

I don't say eh, well, not the way others from the more rigid northland say it. I live closer to Minneapolis, MN, really (60 miles away from work). Just on the border pitting me in Wisconsin. No one there really says eh. You must be in the no man's land in the middlish area. I really have yet to hear someone (besides a few Canadians that moved south) speak like that. Prehaps it is just the affluence of living in an outskirt suburb of Murderapolis.

For the Fonz: WANNA COME TO WISCONSIN!?

[Peegee]

And go.

Hey Fonz, asl?

[Denmark]

Why in Sean Robinson's good name did you not answer my question

[Quindiana Jones]

Do you have a big hat?

Can I have some oil please?

Do any of you like George Bush?

[Bunny]

If a train is leaving New York City at 2:45 in the morning and traveling at a constant speed of 85 miles per hour and another train is leaving Seattle, Washington at 5:30 in the morning and traveling 110 miles per hour, which train will reach Dallas, Texas first?

Please show your work.

[Avarice-ness]

OH I'M GREAT TO ANSWER THESE!


Do you have a big hat?
No I don't.


Can I have some oil please?
My dad has been in the oil business since he was 20! And now he's going to the Middle East to do oil work for 3 years, so sure, my oil is your oil.



Do any of you like George Bush?
My dad does, I don't.
But my dad's the big hat, oil lovin, Bushy Texan. :heart

[Quindiana Jones]

But my dad's the big hat, oil lovin, Bushy Texan. :heart

Cool. :bigbiggri

[Fonzie]

Do you know the correct answer to this question?
Yes, answer.


Do you people still get up to that kinky :skull::skull::skull::skull: with chainsaws?
Thats Canada. :p

Will you please take Bush back NOW?
It's not much longer till he leaves, so whatever. Here watch this for enjoyment. http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/bushfairy.gif
What city in Texas do you live in? I am currently residing in New Braunsfels, which is near San Antonio.
Nederland, Texas. Small city located inbetween Beaumont and Port Arthur.

Why do people from Texas speak so loud and dramatically? maybe its been exaggerated, but every knows a texas accent in England xD
Well, honestly I've never noticed. We sometimes use British accents, but since our Texan accent is more extreme, you can hardly here the British accent.


And go.

Hey Fonz, asl?
What does A/S/L mean?

Why in Sean Robinson's good name did you not answer my question
?

Do you have a big hat?
No, but my father does. :cry:
Can I have some oil please?
Even if we can extract oil from the grounds, gas prices are still pretty high.
Do any of you like George Bush?
Well, most of my family is Democrat. (Democrat in Texas, WTF O_o?)

If a train is leaving New York City at 2:45 in the morning and traveling at a constant speed of 85 miles per hour and another train is leaving Seattle, Washington at 5:30 in the morning and traveling 110 miles per hour, which train will reach Dallas, Texas first?

Please show your work.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/lolmath6.gif

[bipper]

you skipped me, tool. :love:

[Fonzie]

Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I am in Wisconsin! DO U HAVE GOATS? LOL
xD Of course not.

But we got cheese Curds and seriously... they arn't as good as you people make them seem. Do you say 'eh?' too? 'cause I've met like A MILLION people here who say that and it makes me just snicker quietly and I get wonky looks 'cause I've got my Texas accent and ya'll all weird and stuff. :razz:

I don't say eh, well, not the way others from the more rigid northland say it. I live closer to Minneapolis, MN, really (60 miles away from work). Just on the border pitting me in Wisconsin. No one there really says eh. You must be in the no man's land in the middlish area. I really have yet to hear someone (besides a few Canadians that moved south) speak like that. Prehaps it is just the affluence of living in an outskirt suburb of Murderapolis.

For the Fonz: WANNA COME TO WISCONSIN!?

I've been already. All I remember is big buildings, and root beer. :D

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Which way is the way to Amarillo?

[Fonzie]

Which way is the way to Amarillo?

North-East.

[Denmark]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Why does bipper's owl have a beard?

[Cookie]

I cba'd to check if this has been asked yet but...

Do you know STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN?

[Fonzie]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Why does bipper's owl have a beard?
No, and Bip. is weird like that.

I cba'd to check if this has been asked yet but...

Do you know STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN?

No, but I know what the rock is cooking. ;)

[Peegee]

age / sex / location?

[bipper]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Why does bipper's owl have a beard?
No, and Bip. is weird like that.

I have a GOEtee, there for my owl must as well. Christmas' drawing is grotesquely

[Levian]

I don't really know how Hi-tech Texas is. Do you have pens?

[Fonzie]

I don't really know how Hi-tech Texas is. Do you have pens?

Nope we use feathers from the birds we shoot.

[Grazia]

Have you ever been to Waco?

[Tempest]

Who really shot J.R.?

[oddler]

If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band?

[Hazzard]

I've finally *pant* tracked you *pant* down...*pant*

I heard you kicked my dog when he lived in Texas, should I sue you???

[Goldenboko]

Are you a pervert?

[Hazzard]

Do you have any moles...?

[SammieBabe]

Does anyone else not give a rats ass about what a 15 year old from Texas thinks?

[Hazzard]

Does anyone else not give a rats ass about what a 15 year old from Texas thinks?

Yes, it's delightful.

[Fonzie]

Have you ever been to Waco?
Nope.

Who really shot J.R.?
A guy.

If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band?
I hate the fiddle. :p

I've finally *pant* tracked you *pant* down...*pant*

I heard you kicked my dog when he lived in Texas, should I sue you???
We eat dogs.

Are you a pervert?
Not really.

Do you have any moles...?
Nope.

Does anyone else not give a rats ass about what a 15 year old from Texas thinks?
How's the baby?:p


Does anyone else not give a rats ass about what a 15 year old from Texas thinks?

Yes, it's delightful.
Yup.

[Namelessfengir]

you ever get any mexican girls

[Giga Guess]

Do you really wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?

[Tavrobel]

Why do I have a feeling that this is just a way to stick it to DK for not being competent with the EoY?

[oddler]

Is Texas Toast popular down yonder?

[Fonzie]

you ever get any mexican girls
Yup. :D

Do you really wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?
Not really, but okay. :mog:

Why do I have a feeling that this is just a way to stick it to DK for not being competent with the EoY?
Stick it too the man, too the man...

Is Texas Toast popular down yonder?
Yes, but I prefer garlic bread. :tongue:

[Jessweeee♪]

Why don't we have decent italian food down here :(

[Kirobaito]

Have you ever been to Waco?
Nope.

Who really shot J.R.?
A guy.
Actually a girl did. Kristin Shepard. This is old news, people.

I envy you for having never been to Waco. 'Tis a silly place.

Have you ever been to Fort Worth?



Which way is the way to Amarillo?

North-East.
... Amarillo is northwest of Nederland.

[Ouch!]

Will eating Mexican food in Texas ruin your ability to enjoy Mexican food anywhere other than a state bordering Mexico?

[Hint, the answer is yes.]

[Fonzie]

Have you ever been to Waco?
Nope.

Who really shot J.R.?
A guy.
Actually a girl did. Kristin Shepard. This is old news, people.

I envy you for having never been to Waco. 'Tis a silly place.

Have you ever been to Fort Worth?



Which way is the way to Amarillo?

North-East.
... Amarillo is northwest of Nederland.
I've never been to Fort Worth.

I got East and West confused. :cry:

[Hambone]

OOH! Ask a thirteen year-old from Texas too!!!

[GooeyToast]

Are longboats an acceptable means of transportation in Texas?

[Hambone]

Only sometimes.

[Fonzie]

OOH! Ask a thirteen year-old from Texas too!!!

NO U. :p

[Hambone]

OOH! Ask a thirteen year-old from Texas too!!!

NO U. :p

Who me? Couldn't be! Then who!? You!!!

[No.78]

Are texans really all old fashioned, fat, and stupid?

[scrumpleberry]

Do you enjoy living in Texas? Is there anywhere else you'd prefer to live, or do you love it to bits?

(No, a castle on a cloud or a ninja dojo in feudal japan doesn't count.)

Also...what is the celery like over there?

[Hazzard]

What inspired you to even make this thread?

[Hambone]

Are texans really all old fashioned, fat, and stupid?

Only the old people.

[stalpho slayer]

is everybody in texas red necks

[Goldenboko]

How long do you plan on doing this?

[Amundusias]

Do you guys pray to Walker, the Texas Ranger?

Also, as a transgendered, bi-curious, wiccan, black, middle-eastern, emo, pacifistic, pregnant teen guy, would I be accepted at your school?

[No.78]

...PREGNANT TEEN GUY?

[Lawr]

What inspired you to even make this thread?

I can answer that. :rolleyes2 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2208755-post82.html)

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Should Neil Young really still be singing Southern Man?

[Northcrest]

I was born and raised in Texas and still live here. I like the beaches they have here and the water parks. I just wish that Texas was not so blazing hot. What I don't like though is when people streotype Texans as red neck, 10 gallon hat, brich pants wearing people. Back then this is what we wore but in about the 20th century that all ended.

[Tigmafuzz]

Do you guys pray to Walker, the Texas Ranger?

Also, as a transgendered, bi-curious, wiccan, black, middle-eastern, emo, pacifistic, pregnant teen guy, would I be accepted at your school?

texas? of course.
tennessee? DEFINITELY...

[stalpho slayer]

are you a redneck:D

[Fonzie]

are you a redneck:D

No, not really. :p

[Tigmafuzz]

are you a redneck:D

No, not really. :p

Sure? mwahahahaha also where do you live in texas im in san antonio

[Fonzie]

Who revives this?

[Yamaneko]

Who closes this?