Mr Nice

[Mr Nice]

Hi!

I'm a new member here, so I just thought I'd take a few moments of your time to introduce myself. Don't let my screen name fool you, because I am not at all nice, I am very nasty indeed. Please don't bother sending me a PM, because I will not like you for it. If you wish to become my friend then I'm afraid that you can't, unless you can give me one very good reason as to why I should be friends with you. Otherwise, don't even think about talking to me because I'll hate you for it.

Anyway, other than that, I'm sure I'll have a very pleasant stay here. Goodbye.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Nicest member ciddie I reckon :/

[Old Manus]

So if I say I hate you too, do I get banned for flaming?

[oddler]

Mr Not.
Osar.
Cmbdis?
Lib. Mr Nice.

[Jaffamitsu]

Why bother signing up then...?

[Jessweeee♪]

This thread makes me cry :cry:

[LunarWeaver]

I smell reverse psychology.

[Mr Nice]

Why bother signing up then...?

Because I like to make fun of people like you...

[Jaffamitsu]

Why bother signing up then...?

Because I like to make fun of people like you...

Please..go ahead...embarrass yourself even more....

[Mr Nice]

Why bother signing up then...?

Because I like to make fun of people like you...

Please..go ahead...embarrass yourself even more....

I don't care if I embarrass myself. Why should I be ashamed of that?

[Jaffamitsu]

Because some of us have dignity...looks like you don't...anyway do what you want man..carry on with that attitude...im not arguing with you just so i can end up getting banned or something..Carry on like it and i cant see you getting very far....

[Freya]

Why bother signing up then...?

Because I like to make fun of people like you...

Please..go ahead...embarrass yourself even more....

I don't care if I embarrass myself. Why should I be ashamed of that?

Oh boys stop it. Don't make me get the whip out. I'll do it. It still has blood from the last noob.

Welcome, don't be a hater. I'd say we're full of love but then we'd sound like hippies. When only some of us are.

[Mr Nice]

Because some of us have dignity...looks like you don't...anyway do what you want man..carry on with that attitude...im not arguing with you just so i can end up getting banned or something..Carry on like it and i cant see you getting very far....

Do you not have a sense of humour? Can you not take a joke? I think you take things a bit too seriously.

[Jess]

I bet that inside you're all nice and squishy! :excited:

Welcome to EoFF, Mr Nice - even if you're not so nice. :jess:

[Jaffamitsu]

Because some of us have dignity...looks like you don't...anyway do what you want man..carry on with that attitude...im not arguing with you just so i can end up getting banned or something..Carry on like it and i cant see you getting very far....

Do you not have a sense of humour? Can you not take a joke? I think you take things a bit too seriously.

I have a sense of humour the same as anyone...just i dont really like it when people say 'dont pm me or ill hate you'....not exactly the nicest way to introduce yourself....but fair enough....welcome...

[Sergeant Hartman]

Be nice now children.

[Psychotic]

Well hello.
If you wish to become my friend then I'm afraid that you can't, unless you can give me one very good reason as to why I should be friends with you.I enjoy going to the movies, long walks on the beach and holding hands.

[Mr Nice]

Well hello.
If you wish to become my friend then I'm afraid that you can't, unless you can give me one very good reason as to why I should be friends with you.I enjoy going to the movies, long walks on the beach and holding hands.

MARRY ME!

[oddler]

You went soft in 36 minutes. You lose. :)

[Psychotic]

Depends. Do you hold American citizenship? I am looking for a way to work legally in the United States, and bring over a small amount (say, thirty) of my extended family from the old country.

[Mr Nice]

You went soft in 36 minutes. You lose. :)

How dare you!

I never go soft!

I'll have you know I'm rock hard!

Now stop making me sound like a bender!


Depends. Do you hold American citizenship? I am looking for a way to work legally in the United States, and bring over a small amount (say, thirty) of my extended family from the old country.

No, I'm afraid not. I come from England.

Please don't double most. Edit/delete button instead. Thanks very much. - Psychotic (also from England) :love:

[Tigmafuzz]

You're just beggin for it aint ya.

[Mr Nice]

You're just beggin for it aint ya.

Yes, I am begging for it. Why, don't tell me you aren't...

[Tigmafuzz]

...
no comment.

[Mr Nice]

...
no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

[Freya]

...
no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

Pointing out you're clever isn't very clever on it's own.

[Mr Nice]

...
no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

Pointing out you're clever isn't very clever on it's own.

Of course it is. I've no shame in speaking my mind, so I just tell the truth. And I am the most intelligent person in the world. Ask me any question and I'll answer it...

[Nominus Experse]

It's alright, Mr. Nice, the hate is mutual.

[Firo Volondé]

...
no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

Pointing out you're clever isn't very clever on it's own.

Of course it is. I've no shame in speaking my mind, so I just tell the truth. And I am the most intelligent person in the world. Ask me any question and I'll answer it...

Do you know when someone's asking you a rhetorical question?

[Markus. D]

I'm sure we can be good friends :]?


^-^

[Tigmafuzz]

alright, here's a question: who would win in a fight, Kuja or Sephiroth?

[Mr Nice]

alright, here's a question: who would win in a fight, Kuja or Sephiroth?

Yes, one of those.

You need to stop playing games and come to terms with the fact that neither exist in real life.

Anyway, Sephiroth would win.

[Tigmafuzz]

YOU'RE WRONG!!! IT'S CHUCK N0RRIS!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Mr Nice]

YOU'RE WRONG!!! IT'S Raoul Duke!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!


YOU'RE WRONG!!! IT'S CHUCK N0RRIS!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Seems like you don't even know the answer... Make up your mind, which one is it?

[PuPu]

YOU'RE WRONG!!! IT'S Raoul Duke!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!


YOU'RE WRONG!!! IT'S CHUCK N0RRIS!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Seems like you don't even know the answer... Make up your mind, which one is it?

Actually, he probably just edited his post so that he could get around the filter here. Chucky Norris is censored for some reason, probably because people make way too many jokes about him.

[Tigmafuzz]

who's raoul duke anyway?

[Mr Nice]

YOU'RE WRONG!!! IT'S Raoul Duke!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!


YOU'RE WRONG!!! IT'S CHUCK N0RRIS!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Seems like you don't even know the answer... Make up your mind, which one is it?

Actually, he probably just edited his post so that he could get around the filter here. Chucky Norris is censored for some reason, probably because people make way too many jokes about him.

If you look, he's used a number in replacement for an O, you see? CHUCK N0RRIS.

[Nominus Experse]

who's raoul duke anyway?
Mr. Google and The Wiki Man most certainly know

[Garnie]

wow! i dont think a newbie has ever had such a reaction....
Anyways hello mr. Nice glad to have you! dont let the haters get you down and live up to your name!

be nice!

[Tigmafuzz]

Raoul Duke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raoul_Duke)
Touche, Nominus...
touche...

[Firo Volondé]

Thread needs more answering of my question.

Do you know when someone's asking you a rhetorical question?

Come on, Mr. Most Intelligent Person in the World...

[yanis]

Hey, Mr!!!
I'm too shy to be your friend and I couldn't pm you anyway...:riiight:

[Fonzie]

Like we need anymore satirical people. Welcome.

[Garnie]

awwww you scared Yanis :(

[Avarice-ness]

Wouldn't it be funny if that was Devil Man showing up for the ciddies? :razz:

[Cookie]

Wouldn't it be funny if that was Devil Man showing up for the ciddies? :razz:

No. Not at all. Devil Man made my feelings ill :cry:.

[Spammerman]

Because some of us have dignity...looks like you don't...anyway do what you want man..carry on with that attitude...im not arguing with you just so i can end up getting banned or something..Carry on like it and i cant see you getting very far....

WIthout dignity, there can be no embarrasment.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

wow wheres christmas, lol