Spaceballs!

[Discord]

Best film ever? Yes!

NB: Disagreement with the author in this thread is a capital crime.

[PyroManiak]

I have tele-ball choking powers too:D

What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? *bawk bawk bawk*

[Araciel]

i voted for skroob....i mean yes.

[Jebus]

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!

[Goldenboko]

"I see your shwarts is as big as mine, now let's see how you handle it!"

[Vermachtnis]

"My brains are going into my feet!"

[fire_of_avalon]

Yes! :D

Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

[Princess Vespa has been given a gun]
Princess Vespa: I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns.
[her hair gets singed by a laser]
Princess Vespa: My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!
[begins blasting]

My favorite is the whole "we're looking at now" sequence, but it's too long to post.

[Dreddz]

Rick Moranis makes this film instantly awesome.

[Discord]

OMG! Yes! is wining over Yes! How the hell did that happen, weirdos?

[Værn]

My old computer password at school was:
ouatwiagvvvvfatlarrobkasc11telopshfstpahdaeptseboaftplnpd
(I think that's right)
I changed it, though, it was too long. Who can tell me what that is? =D
*EDIT* Odd... I'm seeing a space there that doesn't appear in the edit box. There's supposed to be no space in the sequence of seemingly-random letters.

[Discord]

My old computer password at school was:
ouatwiagvvvvfatlarrobkasc11telopshfstpahdaeptseboaftplnpd
(I think that's right)
I changed it, though, it was too long. Who can tell me what that is? =D
*EDIT* Odd... I'm seeing a space there that doesn't appear in the edit box. There's supposed to be no space in the sequence of seemingly-random letters.

Well you surely defended yourself pretty well against any sort of bruteforce attack. NSA would need years to crack that one.

[Fatal Impurity]

Ahh the good ol' days of Dark Helmet...

http://www.mactechnews.de/user_images/forum/sonorman_20060408132536_dark-helmet.jpg

[Værn]

My old computer password at school was:
ouatwiagvvvvfatlarrobkasc11telopshfstpahdaeptseboaftplnpd
(I think that's right)
I changed it, though, it was too long. Who can tell me what that is? =D
*EDIT* Odd... I'm seeing a space there that doesn't appear in the edit box. There's supposed to be no space in the sequence of seemingly-random letters.

Well you surely defended yourself pretty well against any sort of bruteforce attack. NSA would need years to crack that one.
Indeed... I was thinking about adding "tipvwdubktuelitsa," then capitalizing a few letters and tossing in the appropriate punctuation, but it took long enough to type in as it was. Before the year ended I'd changed it back to 207842673 (the password that my brother used for an online game that he doesn't play any more; for some reason the number just sticks in my head).

[Discord]

My old computer password at school was:
ouatwiagvvvvfatlarrobkasc11telopshfstpahdaeptseboaftplnpd
(I think that's right)
I changed it, though, it was too long. Who can tell me what that is? =D
*EDIT* Odd... I'm seeing a space there that doesn't appear in the edit box. There's supposed to be no space in the sequence of seemingly-random letters.

Well you surely defended yourself pretty well against any sort of bruteforce attack. NSA would need years to crack that one.
Indeed... I was thinking about adding "tipvwdubktuelitsa," then capitalizing a few letters and tossing in the appropriate punctuation, but it took long enough to type in as it was. Before the year ended I'd changed it back to 207842673 (the password that my brother used for an online game that he doesn't play any more; for some reason the number just sticks in my head).

Hmmm... what was that again about "Do not ever tell your credit-card or telephone numbers or other personal information online.":greenie:

[Værn]

My old computer password at school was:
ouatwiagvvvvfatlarrobkasc11telopshfstpahdaeptseboaftplnpd
(I think that's right)
I changed it, though, it was too long. Who can tell me what that is? =D
*EDIT* Odd... I'm seeing a space there that doesn't appear in the edit box. There's supposed to be no space in the sequence of seemingly-random letters.

Well you surely defended yourself pretty well against any sort of bruteforce attack. NSA would need years to crack that one.
Indeed... I was thinking about adding "tipvwdubktuelitsa," then capitalizing a few letters and tossing in the appropriate punctuation, but it took long enough to type in as it was. Before the year ended I'd changed it back to 207842673 (the password that my brother used for an online game that he doesn't play any more; for some reason the number just sticks in my head).

Hmmm... what was that again about "Do not ever tell your credit-card or telephone numbers or other personal information online.":greenie:
As far as I'm concerned it's just a random sequence of numbers. He had it saved in a text document on his desktop; I got into his account so much that I eventually just got the number lodged into my mind.

[Discord]

That reminds me of my third school. They used to have little stickers on the computers stating the admin password, just in case some teacher would need it. Of course, the students would have never figured it out...

[starseeker]

I loved Spaceballs, it just parodied Star Wars and pop culture in general so well.

[Rostum]

YES!

[Værn]

I loved Spaceballs, it just parodied Star Wars and pop culture in general so well.

"Lone Starr, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!"

Let's break that all down...
His father's brother would be his uncle, of course.
If his father had more than one sibling, his uncle's nephew could be either his cousin or himself.
His cousin's cousin could refer to him, so technically Dark Helmet could've technically been Lone Starr's former roommate. His cousin's cousin could also lead to a different cousin, of course.

Am I thinking too much about a simple quote parody?

[Mr.SimpleandClean]

isnt this a porn?

[starseeker]

isnt this a porn?

NO

It has some slightly sexual jokes but that's it.

[Ishin Ookami]

Funniest movie quote of all time...

How many @$$ holes do we have on this board... I mean ship... :D anyhow?

[Fatal Impurity]

isnt this a porn?

NO

It has some slightly sexual jokes but that's it.

Heheh you could be forgiven for thinking it was porn from the title and the cheap Darth Vader ripoff :D

[Garnie]

i love that film i grew up on it!

[edczxcvbnm]

FUCK! Doesn't anything in the future work?

[scrumpleberry]

Why is this not a multiple choice poll??

I love this film. Squeeeeeeee.


I knew it! I'm surrounded by (blank)!

is my favourite line. That scene was very well done.

[Project G]

Hmmm, Spaceballs is an excellent film but not as good as Blazing Saddles! Mel Brooks is god!

[escobert]

It was on comedy central the other day ^_^

[Discord]

isnt this a porn?

Heretic! Burn him!

[Fatal Impurity]

Hehe the "I'm surrounded by assholes" scene used to be my friends logoff sound!