Your mum looks like Hagrid!

[Quindiana Jones]

Kids are funny. What's the funniest insult you've heard from a little one recently?

[Sergeant Hartman]

You smell like poo.

[bipper]

Kids are funny. What's the funniest insult you've heard from a little one recently?

Why my good Sir Quin, tis funny you should ask.

Yestereve, I am driving down my small rural road, and there is a tot but of the age of three riding his little tricycle at the end of his driveway. Being the sucker and concerning type I am, I turn around and drive by him again, and just mention, "Perhapses you might want ot go inside there buddy, it's kinda late. " The kid says nothing. So I drive off and turn back around and he is sitting there still so I just kinda wave and smile, and he gave me a glare that would crack any omen and make it run for cover, then unleashed a flurry of rocks at my car. My buddy, lyle, was in the passenger seat rolling up his window, and all he could say is, "fuck that kid!". We drove off like a couple of scared bitches, cause in fact, we were.

[~*~Celes~*~]

"Tiffany, you fail!"

From my little sister's friend Danny to her (she's 6, he's 5). I LAWL'd.

[Zeldy]

I hear so many. The ones that stick in my mind the most is "Have you gothhhhh the time?" and "Oh my goth!". On both occasions I just burst out laughing at the thought of me being a goth.

[demondude]

My little sister called me a poop nose once:(

[bipper]

My little sister called me a poop nose once:(

Demondude55 called me a noob once. :cry:

[demondude]

My little sister called me a poop nose once:(

Demondude55 called me a noob once. :cry:

Lol i've never called anyone a noob:p

noob

[bipper]

My little sister called me a poop nose once:(

Demondude55 called me a noob once. :cry:

Lol i've never called anyone a noob:p

noob


Bipper, you are a noob

*proof* (he also throws rocks at my car whilst riding his trike)

[demondude]

I'd believe you if my name was spelt right you spelt it dedonndude:p

Though the trike part is true:)

[Tallulah]

My friend's little boy Taylor was trying on my glasses, and he said: 'These glasses fit me and I'm just a little boy. How come they fit me?' and I said 'Because you have a big head.' And he replied 'Like yours!'

I walked into that one... :mad:

[Jessweeee♪]

When my cousin was little, his favorite insult was "YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND!"

It broke my heart to hear the little guy say that :cry:

[Rocket Edge]

I was being goalkeeper at my little cousins birthday (he's 6). Anyway I wouldn't move and he just kept on kicking the ball straight at me and i'd either save it or it would bounce off my legs. He got really angry and started crying, and said 'Donal, Your such a reflecter!', then went off crying inside.

It was so funny.

[daggertrepe]

Yr Mom is definitely abundant in the kiddie society.

[theundeadhero]

I pay attention like a squirell :(

The majority of two year olds in my life seem to think my name is Ree Ree.

[Miss_Lulu]

last Friday i went to the movie theater with a bunch of my friends, and me, my brother, and my sister in law watched surfs up. well in the movie one of the little penguins says something hilariously funny.

then we go to the arcade after the movie and this little kid that was sitting in front of us in the theater walks up to me and goes "you are nothing but a big, smelly trash can of poop" and walked off.

it was great.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yr Mom is definitely abundant in the kiddie society.

How very dare you!

[Psychotic]

Some kid called me a "naughty man" because I walked on some grass. Can you believe it? Me, a man! :bigsmile:

[No.78]

YOU'RE A WEEBUM

Poowee

Creative combinations like that.

[Lawr]

"You're a bucket of bolts"

[Nominus Experse]

When I heard a mentally-retarded kid call another mentally-retarded kid retarded, I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably.

[Lawr]

When I heard a mentally-retarded kid call another mentally-retarded kid retarded, I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably.

:d I probably would have done the same thing.