Oh la la, j'ai tue un homme!

[Rantz]

Scenario: You just killed a person. That's very horrible of you.
Who did you kill, and why?

[Araciel]

colonel mustard.....with my wand in the common room....i was under the imperious curse

[Shiny]

Bill, because he decided to shoot me in the head. Silly Billy.

[Spammerman]

Chuk Nor.ris. Because Im Bruce Lee.

[Tavrobel]

Mr. Green in the Hall with the Revolver. Communism was just a red herring.

[Jessweeee♪]

I killed the rotisserie 'cuz it squeaks each round!

[loben]

you, because I can.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

J'ai tué John F. Kennedy.

[yanis]

No one...yet:shifty: And I need to talk to my lawer!

[~*~Celes~*~]

J'ai tué Monsieur Bencivengo, mon professeur.

[Venom]

No one would really miss him.

[Leen-Leen]

Oh that would never happen. xD

[Dynast-Kid]

Eileen, because she's too innocent...:radred:

[Rantz]

I killed the rotisserie 'cuz it squeaks each round!
:lol:


you, because I can.
So cruel. :(

Myself, well, I killed the guy whose shoes I am wearing... because they were cool shoes (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53716045/).

[Resha]

Myself. Because I'm seeing fewer posts each page and it unnerves me.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Myself. Because I'm seeing fewer posts each page and it unnerves me.

Yeah...what's going on with that? o.O

[loben]

I think they changed the forum defult to show 7 pages, it used to be ten. I changed mine back.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

All the witnesses, I cannot let people know what I am up to. *continues to hide the bodies*

[Værn]

The president. Let's all do America a huge favor.

[Quindiana Jones]

I killed you, Rantz. You're just too awesome to live.

[No.78]

Ronald Mcdonald?

[Firo Volondé]

Nobody yet, but if I did, it would be Paris Hilton. Let's do the whole world a favour...

[Cookie]

I'd kill the grim reaper, because the Simpsons taught me that killing the grim reaper makes you the grim reaper, and I want to be the grim reaper. Grim reaper.

[Ramza Beoulve]

The president. Let's all do America a huge favor.Not America... the whole world

[Old Manus]

bill gates because windows SUCKS lololol

[blackmage_nuke]

I think they changed the forum defult to show 7 pages, it used to be ten. I changed mine back.

It used to be 30

I kill you for your mistake :p

[Mitch]

J.R.

[Tallulah]

Nobody yet, but if I did, it would be Paris Hilton. Let's do the whole world a favour...

Same here. :p

And that smurfing little :skull::skull::skull::skull: who used to be my friend... then came onto me when I had a serious boyfriend! :mad2: Creep. And his nasty, equally creepy little boyfriend (though the pair of them are in denial about that, which is part of the reason why I dislike them). :mad:

[loben]

The president. Let's all do America a huge favor.


And that smurfing little :skull::skull::skull::skull: who used to be my friend... then came onto me when I had a serious boyfriend! :mad2: Creep. And his nasty, equally creepy little boyfriend (though the pair of them are in denial about that, which is part of the reason why I dislike them). :mad:

Are we talking about the same person here? (twilight zone theme)

A different president would be better, yes, but killing him would just make airport security customs worse. and hotdogs would be bannned. cuz they cause the muder.:D

[Værn]

Airport security's probably not as likely to get worse if we don't kill him on a plane.

[loben]

Nope. they'd make it more secure, because the hotdogs that did it were imported.

[sephirothishere]

J'ai tué Monsieur Bencivengo, mon professeur.

You have not killed him yet. Learn your tenses, dear. Je crois te vu pour l'imparfait.

[Peegee]

cultural and moral relativism means I can say anything and it still doesn't matter.

edit: so I'm going to say I killed myself olololol

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

J'ai tué Monsieur Bencivengo, mon professeur.

You have not killed him yet. Learn your tenses, dear. Je crois te vu pour l'imparfait.

C'est le passé composé. It can indicate an action completed in the past. Imperfect is for actions that are: not yet completed, being repeated or an on-going state of being.

[demondude]

I'd kill george bush and frame it on tony blair why did I do it? I have no idea:)