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Avarice-ness
06-15-2007, 06:29 AM
<h2>And nows the time, the time is now To sing my song.</h2>


Err... So! I tend to ramble alot, normally either about nothing or to keep other people from talking due to me saying something I don't want to or am too nervous to say. Sometimes I find myself just rambling about things that really don't even matter and I only realize that I'm rambling like half the sentence in and I'm all "OMG I'M STARTING TO RAMBLE" and I continue to ramble, kind of like this but it really only happens everyonce in a while.

So! How often do you find yourself in a ramble? Do you only ramble at certain situations like you are nervous or something?

PLEASE! RAMBLE ON~

Araciel
06-15-2007, 06:45 AM
i don't often ramble... but i do rant a lot, to anyone who will listen, and oftentimes i end up sounding like a crotchety old man...which i am, minus the old.

Nominus Experse
06-15-2007, 06:49 AM
I am either terribly curt, or rather elaborate in my speech and manner.

So yes, I sometimes ramble, particularly when I have many thoughts and little/no organization to them.

Lynx
06-15-2007, 07:20 AM
normally to my friends i ramble on and on about video games mostly final fantasy and metroid but thats why i come to this forum. because here its not rambleing :D

JackNapier
06-15-2007, 07:41 AM
I've been known to talk about .hack and/or Kefka for days.

Resha
06-15-2007, 01:27 PM
I never ramble when I'm nervous or with strangers who make me feel awkward. I just can't. So I clam up and stare like a fish. But when I'm with my friends and especially on coffee or some other hightening drug, I splosh. I verbally gush. My wit knows no bounds. I don't stop. Sometimes I sing, making my life a musical.

...Fuck me, this is all a lie. What am I doing?

Mitch
06-15-2007, 03:10 PM
I don't so much ramble as drift off into a deep conversation with myself.

Shauna
06-15-2007, 03:49 PM
I ramble all the time. You should hear me talk to my friends. I just sorta start on one topic, then slowly drift off on a tangent, until I realise that nobody is actually playing attention to my ramblings anymore. I tend to just trail off and mumble to myself when I realise I do this, before just standing silently feeling awkward about my rambling habits. :(

bipper
06-15-2007, 03:51 PM
emoEoEo. Like everyone else. But when you are talking about something as great as me, you tend to go on, and on.

Værn
06-15-2007, 05:47 PM
I occasionally ramble on. Remember in the failure thread? All I really needed to say was "I fail at school," but nooooo. I had to give a detailed analysis of why I fail at school. And the hero thread? I didn't have to partially describe the way the system works, I could've simply started summarizing my character. Mutants and Masterminds is a pretty fun game, though. I remember the last time the group actually got together to play, we all made pancakes. I wonder if waffles were invented by accident by somebody who really likes pancakes and tried cooking it on something with ridges... I doubt it though. But seriously, whoever first decided to start wrapping waffles into cones to put ice cream in them must've been a genius. Speaking of geniuses, did you all know that I have an IQ of 142? That doesn't really matter, I still fail at school. ADD is a major problem in the world, but I've been told that my diagnosis is a combination of obsessive compulsive personality disorder and paranoia. Oh well, who needs school anyways? We've had a lot of wicked awesome presidents who never went to school! Is it odd that the ones who were never schooled were better presidents than Bush? I hear that Bush is the Antichrist, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was real. Speaking of demons, who here watches Inuyasha? When he broke his sword he used one of his own fangs to fix it... doesn't that technically mean that he could give a handful of his fangs to just have another Tetsaiga made? While we're on the subject of fangs, I'd also like to note how awesome vampires are. Stereotypically they're assumed to be able to transform into bats, but they also have the ability to turn into a wolf. I'm guessing that movies and cartoons don't really make them take a wolf's form to avoid confusion with werewolves... Well, the difference between a vampire and a werewolf is basically that a vampire can transform whenever he wants effortlessly. Werewolves can also change shape during daylight (or avoid transforming in the full moon), but it takes a lot of energy and an incredibly strong will to force or resist the transformation caused by lycanthropy. Well, I guess that really the traits of a vampire or a werewolf can be decided by whoever is making a movie about them, you know? I mean, in Karin the only reason vampires don't like crosses is because they're Atheist and they dislike garlic just because they have strong noses... and they also point out that a stake through the heart would probably kill anybody, right? But in reality a vampire doesn't die from a wooden stake through the heart, it only becomes unconscious and will come back if the stake is removed. I once edited a picture of myself and made two of my teeth longer so they looked like vampire fangs. Picture editing is incredibly easy with paint. Did you know that in paint if you hold the control key in paint and press + or - on the numpad it will make your brush/eraser/spray can/selected image bigger or smaller? You can also hold control while selecting colors to have a third color available while you're drawing. That can be useful if you have a drawing project that you need to do quickly. I used to do some graphics for a Graal server. It's a 2D game so paint was just fine for me. I had two swords, a mace, a dagger, a staff, and two spells uploaded onto the server that I can remember. They uploaded the sprites for a few more but never got around to scripting them. I also made around twenty shields that were uploaded, but for some reason the transparency was messed up with them. Speaking of shields, if Link's first shield in Ocarina of Time is made of wood and he lives in a tree couldn't he have just used his sword to carve off his own shield from the bark? And if Ganon keeps breaking the seal and escaping from his prison why doesn't Link just cut his hand off to take his piece of the Triforce? I guess cutting somebody's hand off would be kind of evil. I once played a D&D campaign where we were shipwrecked on an uncharted island and a bunch of cannibals ate our captain's arm and leg. That campaign to a horrible downhill turn, but I'm not going into the details. I'm only going to say that the hydra wasn't the worst part. I never knew before that game that hydras could regrow two heads in place of one head that was cut off unless the stump is either burned or hit with acid. It would've been a pain to hit it if it had woken up; the plan was to have me hit it with a heavy pick while it was asleep for an automatic critical. With a heavy pick and the effect of a wand that increased my strength by four, my minimum damage would've been enough to kill it nearly twice. I just notices that when I type I hit "v" a lot when I mean to hit "c," and it really annoys me. If you're still reading this, please click this (http://a505.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_854ed72bf69286ec044ec3051d454148.jpg) link. What were we talking about? Anyways, who here has seen Boondock Saints? It's interesting. It starts with a couple of Irishmen getting into a bar fight with some Russians. The Russians lose, and being as "bad" as they are they decide to pay a home visit to the Irishmen. The Irishmen kill them and find out that they were with the Russian mob, then decide to go around town killing off evil people. If you still happen to be reading and didn't catch the link I mentioned before, it's right here (http://a505.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_854ed72bf69286ec044ec3051d454148.jpg). Of course I can't end this right there. If there's a link right at the end of something people are going to see it right away most likely. What else is there to talk about? Oh, Naruto! Now, why do thinks like this seem to happen so much? Naruto's most powerful advantages, the Kyuubi and the Rasengan infused with the wind element, threaten to kill him if he used them to their full potential. There are so many powerful attacks that can kill the user. My question is this: How do you develop and test a technique like the fourth hokage's sealing jutsu if it's a one-shot attack that kills the user with no exception? Sure, the third could've learned it just by watching the fourth use it, but how the heck is something like that originally created? Well, anyways, I'm getting kind of tired to typing so I'll end with this.

Kisame is a fish. (http://a620.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_a163cee3253810a00b4d01772e82fd93.jpg)

Ramza Beoulve
06-15-2007, 05:57 PM
I occasionally ramble on. Remember in the failure thread? All I really needed to say was "I fail at school," but nooooo. I had to give a detailed analysis of why I fail at school. And the hero thread? I didn't have to partially describe the way the system works, I could've simply started summarizing my character. Mutants and Masterminds is a pretty fun game, though. I remember the last time the group actually got together to play, we all made pancakes. I wonder if waffles were invented by accident by somebody who really likes pancakes and tried cooking it on something with ridges... I doubt it though. But seriously, whoever first decided to start wrapping waffles into cones to put ice cream in them must've been a genius. Speaking of geniuses, did you all know that I have an IQ of 142? That doesn't really matter, I still fail at school. ADD is a major problem in the world, but I've been told that my diagnosis is a combination of obsessive compulsive personality disorder and paranoia. Oh well, who needs school anyways? We've had a lot of wicked awesome presidents who never went to school! Is it odd that the ones who were never schooled were better presidents than Bush? I hear that Bush is the Antichrist, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was real. Speaking of demons, who here watches Inuyasha? When he broke his sword he used one of his own fangs to fix it... doesn't that technically mean that he could give a handful of his fangs to just have another Tetsaiga made? While we're on the subject of fangs, I'd also like to note how awesome vampires are. Stereotypically they're assumed to be able to transform into bats, but they also have the ability to turn into a wolf. I'm guessing that movies and cartoons don't really make them take a wolf's form to avoid confusion with werewolves... Well, the difference between a vampire and a werewolf is basically that a vampire can transform whenever he wants effortlessly. Werewolves can also change shape during daylight (or avoid transforming in the full moon), but it takes a lot of energy and an incredibly strong will to force or resist the transformation caused by lycanthropy. Well, I guess that really the traits of a vampire or a werewolf can be decided by whoever is making a movie about them, you know? I mean, in Karin the only reason vampires don't like crosses is because they're Atheist and they dislike garlic just because they have strong noses... and they also point out that a stake through the heart would probably kill anybody, right? But in reality a vampire doesn't die from a wooden stake through the heart, it only becomes unconscious and will come back if the stake is removed. I once edited a picture of myself and made two of my teeth longer so they looked like vampire fangs. Picture editing is incredibly easy with paint. Did you know that in paint if you hold the control key in paint and press + or - on the numpad it will make your brush/eraser/spray can/selected image bigger or smaller? You can also hold control while selecting colors to have a third color available while you're drawing. That can be useful if you have a drawing project that you need to do quickly. I used to do some graphics for a Graal server. It's a 2D game so paint was just fine for me. I had two swords, a mace, a dagger, a staff, and two spells uploaded onto the server that I can remember. They uploaded the sprites for a few more but never got around to scripting them. I also made around twenty shields that were uploaded, but for some reason the transparency was messed up with them. Speaking of shields, if Link's first shield in Ocarina of Time is made of wood and he lives in a tree couldn't he have just used his sword to carve off his own shield from the bark? And if Ganon keeps breaking the seal and escaping from his prison why doesn't Link just cut his hand off to take his piece of the Triforce? I guess cutting somebody's hand off would be kind of evil. I once played a D&D campaign where we were shipwrecked on an uncharted island and a bunch of cannibals ate our captain's arm and leg. That campaign to a horrible downhill turn, but I'm not going into the details. I'm only going to say that the hydra wasn't the worst part. I never knew before that game that hydras could regrow two heads in place of one head that was cut off unless the stump is either burned or hit with acid. It would've been a pain to hit it if it had woken up; the plan was to have me hit it with a heavy pick while it was asleep for an automatic critical. With a heavy pick and the effect of a wand that increased my strength by four, my minimum damage would've been enough to kill it nearly twice. I just notices that when I type I hit "v" a lot when I mean to hit "c," and it really annoys me. If you're still reading this, please click this (http://a505.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_854ed72bf69286ec044ec3051d454148.jpg) link. What were we talking about? Anyways, who here has seen Boondock Saints? It's interesting. It starts with a couple of Irishmen getting into a bar fight with some Russians. The Russians lose, and being as "bad" as they are they decide to pay a home visit to the Irishmen. The Irishmen kill them and find out that they were with the Russian mob, then decide to go around town killing off evil people. If you still happen to be reading and didn't catch the link I mentioned before, it's right here (http://a505.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_854ed72bf69286ec044ec3051d454148.jpg). Of course I can't end this right there. If there's a link right at the end of something people are going to see it right away most likely. What else is there to talk about? Oh, Naruto! Now, why do thinks like this seem to happen so much? Naruto's most powerful advantages, the Kyuubi and the Rasengan infused with the wind element, threaten to kill him if he used them to their full potential. There are so many powerful attacks that can kill the user. My question is this: How do you develop and test a technique like the fourth hokage's sealing jutsu if it's a one-shot attack that kills the user with no exception? Sure, the third could've learned it just by watching the fourth use it, but how the heck is something like that originally created? Well, anyways, I'm getting kind of tired to typing so I'll end with this.

Kisame is a fish. (http://a620.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_a163cee3253810a00b4d01772e82fd93.jpg):eyebrow::blahblah:... *snap* KIIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!:shoot:

Avarice-ness
06-15-2007, 06:22 PM
-omg- BEST POST EVER

*pointing up at Vaern*

Araciel
06-15-2007, 06:25 PM
/me refuses to read the rockin' ass post and listens to led zeppelin

Tigmafuzz
06-15-2007, 07:33 PM
i wrote it in like 2 seconds; bottom of page (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/105754-whats-kewlest-way-kill-someone-6.html#post2210749)

Ramza Beoulve
06-15-2007, 11:28 PM
i wrote it in like 2 seconds; bottom of page (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/105754-whats-kewlest-way-kill-someone-6.html#post2210749)And some say that I'm nuts...

Værn
06-16-2007, 06:30 AM
i wrote it in like 2 seconds; bottom of page (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/105754-whats-kewlest-way-kill-someone-6.html#post2210749)
Weak. Yours barely takes a quarter of the page for me, if that =p

CloudSquallandZidane
06-16-2007, 06:34 AM
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA BAN ME YET???!!

Kitteh
06-18-2007, 12:17 AM
I know I never shut up, ever. Cept' when Im up to somthing...

Which obviously at the moment I am because that was a short sentence but now since Im all sex nuts over this now because people just walked in and asked for a cellphone and then left and we have a pool now and I dont like to swim so Im sitting hre as where everyone else thinks Im all sorts of crazy and Edo like to ramble at me alot, when shes upset, happy, but when shes bored its sort of a toss up, but when shes sexed up shes quite, but as soon a you stop she'll start odering you around; but I have no problems with that cuz Im down with the garfunking snarfle funkle. But the moral is I was just sposed to post one thing now Im here babbling about stuff and Im listening to Kamelot and no ones on! AND I WAS JUST INTERUPTED AS WHERE ICOULD HAVE RANTED ON 5 MORE MINUTES BECAUSE STUPID HALF-SIBLING PERSON HAD TO GET HER BOYFREINDS PHONE NUMBER~ So now Ive lost on urge to carry on, Im going to go look at porn later because Im bored, and all sorts of sexed up. An' thats a lie, Imma' scower more random stuff later, stuff that isnt x-rated.. But I talk to myself alot, or in general don't shut up; if you've ever been to MSN chatrooms, or rooms on Oasiv you would have known that allready, but in the chat here, I gotta behave alot. Cuz', cuz'. I unno'. I don't behave, If I had wings I'd fly to the moon. But I find myself babbling when Im bored, fighting sleep, or whatever. Moral of the moral in this moral story is, that morals are the morals of the morally annoying things we do? Shut up, I want your socks. Socks are great, I wish I had 2032393902902389023890 pairs. A room with them, I'd run into them and flop around like a fish, I'd even paint myself fishy blue and flop around pointlessly making the fishy puffy air sucking noises, speaking of feech, I hate them. There fun to poke and stuff, but I dont liek eating them, if I had to eat fish I'd be sad. If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian, and she was the meanist lesbian in the world! Well, in my head she was. And she walked around sidewalks with 5 inch platform boots dressed in scary grey black! And one day she ran into a Noble Gay man, his name was Jonothan the Queen, he was small, and had a faint french mousthache, and he was a cool gay guy. Like, not the cool as in point and laugh, but the cool as one day at a Skating rink he got mad cuz' a buddy of mine was all, " Man thats so gay! ". And he stomped his lil' feminin foot and flailed his fishnet covered arms and said, " YOU KNOW WHAT! Im tired of 'gay' and anything gay related being used as means of insult, you know what. Your Straight. You stupied Hedrosexual. Go have your straight sex you femaler sexer-man! ", but he was cool. But hes a real person, cept' for the whole 'The queen' part. But back to the story. Jonothan the Queen lifted up his mighy, mighty sword and wa- shut up. Im going to prune over socks as I violently rub my anatamy, and don't go thinking thats a dirty remark. Cuz'its not...

daggertrepe
06-18-2007, 02:51 AM
I find myself rambling on not because I'm embarrassed, but because I'm trying to make a big point.

Værn
06-18-2007, 06:18 AM
I know I never shut up, ever. Cept' when Im up to somthing...

Which obviously at the moment I am because that was a short sentence but now since Im all sex nuts over this now because people just walked in and asked for a cellphone and then left and we have a pool now and I dont like to swim so Im sitting hre as where everyone else thinks Im all sorts of crazy and Edo like to ramble at me alot, when shes upset, happy, but when shes bored its sort of a toss up, but when shes sexed up shes quite, but as soon a you stop she'll start odering you around; but I have no problems with that cuz Im down with the garfunking snarfle funkle. But the moral is I was just sposed to post one thing now Im here babbling about stuff and Im listening to Kamelot and no ones on! AND I WAS JUST INTERUPTED AS WHERE ICOULD HAVE RANTED ON 5 MORE MINUTES BECAUSE STUPID HALF-SIBLING PERSON HAD TO GET HER BOYFREINDS PHONE NUMBER~ So now Ive lost on urge to carry on, Im going to go look at porn later because Im bored, and all sorts of sexed up. An' thats a lie, Imma' scower more random stuff later, stuff that isnt x-rated.. But I talk to myself alot, or in general don't shut up; if you've ever been to MSN chatrooms, or rooms on Oasiv you would have known that allready, but in the chat here, I gotta behave alot. Cuz', cuz'. I unno'. I don't behave, If I had wings I'd fly to the moon. But I find myself babbling when Im bored, fighting sleep, or whatever. Moral of the moral in this moral story is, that morals are the morals of the morally annoying things we do? Shut up, I want your socks. Socks are great, I wish I had 2032393902902389023890 pairs. A room with them, I'd run into them and flop around like a fish, I'd even paint myself fishy blue and flop around pointlessly making the fishy puffy air sucking noises, speaking of feech, I hate them. There fun to poke and stuff, but I dont liek eating them, if I had to eat fish I'd be sad. If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian, and she was the meanist lesbian in the world! Well, in my head she was. And she walked around sidewalks with 5 inch platform boots dressed in scary grey black! And one day she ran into a Noble Gay man, his name was Jonothan the Queen, he was small, and had a faint french mousthache, and he was a cool gay guy. Like, not the cool as in point and laugh, but the cool as one day at a Skating rink he got mad cuz' a buddy of mine was all, " Man thats so gay! ". And he stomped his lil' feminin foot and flailed his fishnet covered arms and said, " YOU KNOW WHAT! Im tired of 'gay' and anything gay related being used as means of insult, you know what. Your Straight. You stupied Hedrosexual. Go have your straight sex you femaler sexer-man! ", but he was cool. But hes a real person, cept' for the whole 'The queen' part. But back to the story. Jonothan the Queen lifted up his mighy, mighty sword and wa- shut up. Im going to prune over socks as I violently rub my anatamy, and don't go thinking thats a dirty remark. Cuz'its not...

Grrr, people are trying to rip me off :mad:
However, I still win. Aside from being only around half the length of my original rant, yours is making no sense to me at all. I mean, I just looked at a random spot and saw "If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian.." What the heck does a that have to do with socks? I mean, at least all of the stuff in mine was somehow related to what I was talking about in the last sentence in one way that I made sure was clear. In order to ramble on effectively you need to flow from one idea to the next fluently. If you just throw darts and pick out what you're going to say next nobody is going to follow along. Look at my post. I gave two examples of times when I rambled on, right? From the second example, involving Mutants and Masterminds, I pointed out that I had pancakes the last time I played the game. So let's chart it all out...

Pancakes-> Wondering if waffles were invented by pancake fanatic-> Whoever first used waffles as ice cream cones was a genius-> I'm a genius, but still fail at school-> Comparing mental disorders as to why I fail at school-> School doesn't matter-> Earlier presidents didn't go to school-> Unschooled presidents are better than Bush-> Bush is the Antichrist/a demon-> Inuyasha is a sword about demons-> Inuyasha's sword is made from fangs-> Vampires have fangs and are awesome-> Differences between Vampires and Werewolves-> Different portrayals of a vampire's abilities and weaknesses (using Karin as a main example)-> Edited a picture of myself to give myself vampire fangs-> Editing pictures is easy in Paint-> Used paint to make 2D graphics for an online game-> A lot of them were shields-> Link's first shield in OOT was wood, could've made his own-> Link could've solved the Ganon problem by cutting off his hand to get rid of the Triforce piece-> Somebody got a hand and leg eaten in a D&D campaign-> We had to fight a hydra in that campaign, but it wasn't the worst part-> Hydras regrow heads.

Then I pointed out that noticed that I hit "v" instead of "c" a lot, asked what I was talking about, and changed subjects. You can clearly see how each topic before that relates to the previous topic in some way. Also, you should work some random picture links into your rambling just to make anybody who keeps reading laugh a bit. If there isn't anything to make it remotely funny or informative than there isn't any point in reading the thing in the first place... and quite honestly, if there's no point in anybody reading something there's no point in writing it. My rant, aside from having those Naruto pictures worked in for a chuckle or two, had plenty of information about vampires that some people may have found interesting (like being able to turn into wolves, or coming back to life if a wooden stake is removed) and some stuff on MS Paint that they might not have known, as well as a quick summary for a movie, which most of the people that I know who have seen it have enjoyed. Yours, on the other hand, appears to have absolutely no point whatsoever.

Avarice-ness
06-18-2007, 06:30 AM
Not trying to rip you off.

He rambles like that everyday.
Trust me, I know, I listen to it.

But then again, he's heard me ramble about snow people and Frosty the snowman and the disapearance of the show that had Krystal in it, So we're about even. :heart:

Værn
06-18-2007, 06:42 AM
Meh, I just wanted a reason to type out another half page =)
Oh, and another thing to mention as long as we're on a rambling thread, I don't think I've used the word at all yet on this forum but I like to preserve the original spelling of the word "über." The original German spelling has two dots above the 'u,' but on keyboards where and such where 'ü' is unavailable it's replaced with 'ue.' I'd like everybody who reads this post ahead of time that it's "über" or "ueber." If you just spell it "uber" like most people do, than I most likely will not think of you as an über person.

Markus. D
06-18-2007, 06:55 AM
I occasionally ramble on. Remember in the failure thread? All I really needed to say was "I fail at school," but nooooo. I had to give a detailed analysis of why I fail at school. And the hero thread? I didn't have to partially describe the way the system works, I could've simply started summarizing my character. Mutants and Masterminds is a pretty fun game, though. I remember the last time the group actually got together to play, we all made pancakes. I wonder if waffles were invented by accident by somebody who really likes pancakes and tried cooking it on something with ridges... I doubt it though. But seriously, whoever first decided to start wrapping waffles into cones to put ice cream in them must've been a genius. Speaking of geniuses, did you all know that I have an IQ of 142? That doesn't really matter, I still fail at school. ADD is a major problem in the world, but I've been told that my diagnosis is a combination of obsessive compulsive personality disorder and paranoia. Oh well, who needs school anyways? We've had a lot of wicked awesome presidents who never went to school! Is it odd that the ones who were never schooled were better presidents than Bush? I hear that Bush is the Antichrist, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was real. Speaking of demons, who here watches Inuyasha? When he broke his sword he used one of his own fangs to fix it... doesn't that technically mean that he could give a handful of his fangs to just have another Tetsaiga made? While we're on the subject of fangs, I'd also like to note how awesome vampires are. Stereotypically they're assumed to be able to transform into bats, but they also have the ability to turn into a wolf. I'm guessing that movies and cartoons don't really make them take a wolf's form to avoid confusion with werewolves... Well, the difference between a vampire and a werewolf is basically that a vampire can transform whenever he wants effortlessly. Werewolves can also change shape during daylight (or avoid transforming in the full moon), but it takes a lot of energy and an incredibly strong will to force or resist the transformation caused by lycanthropy. Well, I guess that really the traits of a vampire or a werewolf can be decided by whoever is making a movie about them, you know? I mean, in Karin the only reason vampires don't like crosses is because they're Atheist and they dislike garlic just because they have strong noses... and they also point out that a stake through the heart would probably kill anybody, right? But in reality a vampire doesn't die from a wooden stake through the heart, it only becomes unconscious and will come back if the stake is removed. I once edited a picture of myself and made two of my teeth longer so they looked like vampire fangs. Picture editing is incredibly easy with paint. Did you know that in paint if you hold the control key in paint and press + or - on the numpad it will make your brush/eraser/spray can/selected image bigger or smaller? You can also hold control while selecting colors to have a third color available while you're drawing. That can be useful if you have a drawing project that you need to do quickly. I used to do some graphics for a Graal server. It's a 2D game so paint was just fine for me. I had two swords, a mace, a dagger, a staff, and two spells uploaded onto the server that I can remember. They uploaded the sprites for a few more but never got around to scripting them. I also made around twenty shields that were uploaded, but for some reason the transparency was messed up with them. Speaking of shields, if Link's first shield in Ocarina of Time is made of wood and he lives in a tree couldn't he have just used his sword to carve off his own shield from the bark? And if Ganon keeps breaking the seal and escaping from his prison why doesn't Link just cut his hand off to take his piece of the Triforce? I guess cutting somebody's hand off would be kind of evil. I once played a D&D campaign where we were shipwrecked on an uncharted island and a bunch of cannibals ate our captain's arm and leg. That campaign to a horrible downhill turn, but I'm not going into the details. I'm only going to say that the hydra wasn't the worst part. I never knew before that game that hydras could regrow two heads in place of one head that was cut off unless the stump is either burned or hit with acid. It would've been a pain to hit it if it had woken up; the plan was to have me hit it with a heavy pick while it was asleep for an automatic critical. With a heavy pick and the effect of a wand that increased my strength by four, my minimum damage would've been enough to kill it nearly twice. I just notices that when I type I hit "v" a lot when I mean to hit "c," and it really annoys me. If you're still reading this, please click this (http://a505.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_854ed72bf69286ec044ec3051d454148.jpg) link. What were we talking about? Anyways, who here has seen Boondock Saints? It's interesting. It starts with a couple of Irishmen getting into a bar fight with some Russians. The Russians lose, and being as "bad" as they are they decide to pay a home visit to the Irishmen. The Irishmen kill them and find out that they were with the Russian mob, then decide to go around town killing off evil people. If you still happen to be reading and didn't catch the link I mentioned before, it's right here (http://a505.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_854ed72bf69286ec044ec3051d454148.jpg). Of course I can't end this right there. If there's a link right at the end of something people are going to see it right away most likely. What else is there to talk about? Oh, Naruto! Now, why do thinks like this seem to happen so much? Naruto's most powerful advantages, the Kyuubi and the Rasengan infused with the wind element, threaten to kill him if he used them to their full potential. There are so many powerful attacks that can kill the user. My question is this: How do you develop and test a technique like the fourth hokage's sealing jutsu if it's a one-shot attack that kills the user with no exception? Sure, the third could've learned it just by watching the fourth use it, but how the heck is something like that originally created? Well, anyways, I'm getting kind of tired to typing so I'll end with this.

Kisame is a fish. (http://a620.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_a163cee3253810a00b4d01772e82fd93.jpg)

xD

Also known as! HARU JUTSU!

Kitteh
06-18-2007, 08:13 AM
I know I never shut up, ever. Cept' when Im up to somthing...

Which obviously at the moment I am because that was a short sentence but now since Im all sex nuts over this now because people just walked in and asked for a cellphone and then left and we have a pool now and I dont like to swim so Im sitting hre as where everyone else thinks Im all sorts of crazy and Edo like to ramble at me alot, when shes upset, happy, but when shes bored its sort of a toss up, but when shes sexed up shes quite, but as soon a you stop she'll start odering you around; but I have no problems with that cuz Im down with the garfunking snarfle funkle. But the moral is I was just sposed to post one thing now Im here babbling about stuff and Im listening to Kamelot and no ones on! AND I WAS JUST INTERUPTED AS WHERE ICOULD HAVE RANTED ON 5 MORE MINUTES BECAUSE STUPID HALF-SIBLING PERSON HAD TO GET HER BOYFREINDS PHONE NUMBER~ So now Ive lost on urge to carry on, Im going to go look at porn later because Im bored, and all sorts of sexed up. An' thats a lie, Imma' scower more random stuff later, stuff that isnt x-rated.. But I talk to myself alot, or in general don't shut up; if you've ever been to MSN chatrooms, or rooms on Oasiv you would have known that allready, but in the chat here, I gotta behave alot. Cuz', cuz'. I unno'. I don't behave, If I had wings I'd fly to the moon. But I find myself babbling when Im bored, fighting sleep, or whatever. Moral of the moral in this moral story is, that morals are the morals of the morally annoying things we do? Shut up, I want your socks. Socks are great, I wish I had 2032393902902389023890 pairs. A room with them, I'd run into them and flop around like a fish, I'd even paint myself fishy blue and flop around pointlessly making the fishy puffy air sucking noises, speaking of feech, I hate them. There fun to poke and stuff, but I dont liek eating them, if I had to eat fish I'd be sad. If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian, and she was the meanist lesbian in the world! Well, in my head she was. And she walked around sidewalks with 5 inch platform boots dressed in scary grey black! And one day she ran into a Noble Gay man, his name was Jonothan the Queen, he was small, and had a faint french mousthache, and he was a cool gay guy. Like, not the cool as in point and laugh, but the cool as one day at a Skating rink he got mad cuz' a buddy of mine was all, " Man thats so gay! ". And he stomped his lil' feminin foot and flailed his fishnet covered arms and said, " YOU KNOW WHAT! Im tired of 'gay' and anything gay related being used as means of insult, you know what. Your Straight. You stupied Hedrosexual. Go have your straight sex you femaler sexer-man! ", but he was cool. But hes a real person, cept' for the whole 'The queen' part. But back to the story. Jonothan the Queen lifted up his mighy, mighty sword and wa- shut up. Im going to prune over socks as I violently rub my anatamy, and don't go thinking thats a dirty remark. Cuz'its not...

Grrr, people are trying to rip me off :mad:
However, I still win. Aside from being only around half the length of my original rant, yours is making no sense to me at all. I mean, I just looked at a random spot and saw "If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian.." What the heck does a that have to do with socks? I mean, at least all of the stuff in mine was somehow related to what I was talking about in the last sentence in one way that I made sure was clear. In order to ramble on effectively you need to flow from one idea to the next fluently. If you just throw darts and pick out what you're going to say next nobody is going to follow along. Look at my post. I gave two examples of times when I rambled on, right? From the second example, involving Mutants and Masterminds, I pointed out that I had pancakes the last time I played the game. So let's chart it all out...

Pancakes-> Wondering if waffles were invented by pancake fanatic-> Whoever first used waffles as ice cream cones was a genius-> I'm a genius, but still fail at school-> Comparing mental disorders as to why I fail at school-> School doesn't matter-> Earlier presidents didn't go to school-> Unschooled presidents are better than Bush-> Bush is the Antichrist/a demon-> Inuyasha is a sword about demons-> Inuyasha's sword is made from fangs-> Vampires have fangs and are awesome-> Differences between Vampires and Werewolves-> Different portrayals of a vampire's abilities and weaknesses (using Karin as a main example)-> Edited a picture of myself to give myself vampire fangs-> Editing pictures is easy in Paint-> Used paint to make 2D graphics for an online game-> A lot of them were shields-> Link's first shield in OOT was wood, could've made his own-> Link could've solved the Ganon problem by cutting off his hand to get rid of the Triforce piece-> Somebody got a hand and leg eaten in a D&D campaign-> We had to fight a hydra in that campaign, but it wasn't the worst part-> Hydras regrow heads.

Then I pointed out that noticed that I hit "v" instead of "c" a lot, asked what I was talking about, and changed subjects. You can clearly see how each topic before that relates to the previous topic in some way. Also, you should work some random picture links into your rambling just to make anybody who keeps reading laugh a bit. If there isn't anything to make it remotely funny or informative than there isn't any point in reading the thing in the first place... and quite honestly, if there's no point in anybody reading something there's no point in writing it. My rant, aside from having those Naruto pictures worked in for a chuckle or two, had plenty of information about vampires that some people may have found interesting (like being able to turn into wolves, or coming back to life if a wooden stake is removed) and some stuff on MS Paint that they might not have known, as well as a quick summary for a movie, which most of the people that I know who have seen it have enjoyed. Yours, on the other hand, appears to have absolutely no point whatsoever.

I just got very turned on...

nsfworker
06-18-2007, 09:13 AM
shut up

Tigmafuzz
07-23-2007, 05:22 AM
I know I never shut up, ever. Cept' when Im up to somthing...

Which obviously at the moment I am because that was a short sentence but now since Im all sex nuts over this now because people just walked in and asked for a cellphone and then left and we have a pool now and I dont like to swim so Im sitting hre as where everyone else thinks Im all sorts of crazy and Edo like to ramble at me alot, when shes upset, happy, but when shes bored its sort of a toss up, but when shes sexed up shes quite, but as soon a you stop she'll start odering you around; but I have no problems with that cuz Im down with the garfunking snarfle funkle. But the moral is I was just sposed to post one thing now Im here babbling about stuff and Im listening to Kamelot and no ones on! AND I WAS JUST INTERUPTED AS WHERE ICOULD HAVE RANTED ON 5 MORE MINUTES BECAUSE STUPID HALF-SIBLING PERSON HAD TO GET HER BOYFREINDS PHONE NUMBER~ So now Ive lost on urge to carry on, Im going to go look at porn later because Im bored, and all sorts of sexed up. An' thats a lie, Imma' scower more random stuff later, stuff that isnt x-rated.. But I talk to myself alot, or in general don't shut up; if you've ever been to MSN chatrooms, or rooms on Oasiv you would have known that allready, but in the chat here, I gotta behave alot. Cuz', cuz'. I unno'. I don't behave, If I had wings I'd fly to the moon. But I find myself babbling when Im bored, fighting sleep, or whatever. Moral of the moral in this moral story is, that morals are the morals of the morally annoying things we do? Shut up, I want your socks. Socks are great, I wish I had 2032393902902389023890 pairs. A room with them, I'd run into them and flop around like a fish, I'd even paint myself fishy blue and flop around pointlessly making the fishy puffy air sucking noises, speaking of feech, I hate them. There fun to poke and stuff, but I dont liek eating them, if I had to eat fish I'd be sad. If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian, and she was the meanist lesbian in the world! Well, in my head she was. And she walked around sidewalks with 5 inch platform boots dressed in scary grey black! And one day she ran into a Noble Gay man, his name was Jonothan the Queen, he was small, and had a faint french mousthache, and he was a cool gay guy. Like, not the cool as in point and laugh, but the cool as one day at a Skating rink he got mad cuz' a buddy of mine was all, " Man thats so gay! ". And he stomped his lil' feminin foot and flailed his fishnet covered arms and said, " YOU KNOW WHAT! Im tired of 'gay' and anything gay related being used as means of insult, you know what. Your Straight. You stupied Hedrosexual. Go have your straight sex you femaler sexer-man! ", but he was cool. But hes a real person, cept' for the whole 'The queen' part. But back to the story. Jonothan the Queen lifted up his mighy, mighty sword and wa- shut up. Im going to prune over socks as I violently rub my anatamy, and don't go thinking thats a dirty remark. Cuz'its not...

Grrr, people are trying to rip me off :mad:
However, I still win. Aside from being only around half the length of my original rant, yours is making no sense to me at all. I mean, I just looked at a random spot and saw "If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian.." What the heck does a that have to do with socks? I mean, at least all of the stuff in mine was somehow related to what I was talking about in the last sentence in one way that I made sure was clear. In order to ramble on effectively you need to flow from one idea to the next fluently. If you just throw darts and pick out what you're going to say next nobody is going to follow along. Look at my post. I gave two examples of times when I rambled on, right? From the second example, involving Mutants and Masterminds, I pointed out that I had pancakes the last time I played the game. So let's chart it all out...

Pancakes-> Wondering if waffles were invented by pancake fanatic-> Whoever first used waffles as ice cream cones was a genius-> I'm a genius, but still fail at school-> Comparing mental disorders as to why I fail at school-> School doesn't matter-> Earlier presidents didn't go to school-> Unschooled presidents are better than Bush-> Bush is the Antichrist/a demon-> Inuyasha is a sword about demons-> Inuyasha's sword is made from fangs-> Vampires have fangs and are awesome-> Differences between Vampires and Werewolves-> Different portrayals of a vampire's abilities and weaknesses (using Karin as a main example)-> Edited a picture of myself to give myself vampire fangs-> Editing pictures is easy in Paint-> Used paint to make 2D graphics for an online game-> A lot of them were shields-> Link's first shield in OOT was wood, could've made his own-> Link could've solved the Ganon problem by cutting off his hand to get rid of the Triforce piece-> Somebody got a hand and leg eaten in a D&D campaign-> We had to fight a hydra in that campaign, but it wasn't the worst part-> Hydras regrow heads.

Then I pointed out that noticed that I hit "v" instead of "c" a lot, asked what I was talking about, and changed subjects. You can clearly see how each topic before that relates to the previous topic in some way. Also, you should work some random picture links into your rambling just to make anybody who keeps reading laugh a bit. If there isn't anything to make it remotely funny or informative than there isn't any point in reading the thing in the first place... and quite honestly, if there's no point in anybody reading something there's no point in writing it. My rant, aside from having those Naruto pictures worked in for a chuckle or two, had plenty of information about vampires that some people may have found interesting (like being able to turn into wolves, or coming back to life if a wooden stake is removed) and some stuff on MS Paint that they might not have known, as well as a quick summary for a movie, which most of the people that I know who have seen it have enjoyed. Yours, on the other hand, appears to have absolutely no point whatsoever.

Oh. My. God.
can i have your number

Rengori
07-23-2007, 05:28 AM
I rarely talk, so I don't find myself rambling on very often.

Fonzie
07-23-2007, 05:31 AM
I'm sometimes silent, but if you get me started on a subject I have interest in, I'll never stop.

Faris
07-23-2007, 05:44 AM
I only ramble when I speak to myself. Well, that's when I notice that I ramble.

Yamaneko
07-23-2007, 07:09 AM
*ramble* *ramble*

Jojee
07-23-2007, 08:10 AM
Not in real life. Sometimes I catch myself about to post about iuno, something like construction going on around my house in LJ and then realize "Wait, who the hell would care about this?" and delete it and go about doing other things. :p Most of the time I just post them anyway, though!