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PyroManiak
06-18-2007, 01:48 AM
have You ever had some smurfing smurfer who wont smurfing get the smurf out of a smurfing bathroom most likely smurfing a coconut furiously :mad2:

*goes to kick open the door and pee with them in their*

Psychotic
06-18-2007, 01:50 AM
I don't think I've ever been unable to get into a bathroom because somebody was furiously fucking a coconut in there, no, but there's a first time for everything I guess.

JackNapier
06-18-2007, 01:50 AM
I've actually never had this problem. Thanks to the fact that my household has two separate bathrooms :p . One day though I'll probably have to face this situation, and suck it will.

Anaisa
06-18-2007, 02:02 AM
I wouldn't share a house with the sort of person that would fuck a coconut. An if a guest attempted to do that in my bathroom, I'd beat them to death for abusing my bathroom, a coconut, and my hospitality.

Relena
06-18-2007, 02:08 AM
Actually, yes, I've had this problem tons of times. My 13 year old brother constantly smurfs anything in there. :eep:

Leen-Leen
06-18-2007, 02:38 AM
Nahh, I have my own bathroom in my house xD Thankfully. But even if I stay at other people's houses, its not really that much of a problem.

Nominus Experse
06-18-2007, 02:42 AM
Have you ever tried smurfing a coconut? Very difficult task.

No: my place is my castle. And if anyone is in the shower, and I wish to also take one, chances are, it is either my girl or a close friend that wouldn't think much of it - and so in I go.

Markus. D
06-18-2007, 03:37 AM
I have my own bathroom

Oh it's roomy and everything :]

The shower is major suck though :( *Gets overwhelmed with jet pressured rapids*

Mr.SimpleandClean
06-18-2007, 04:04 AM
Well yeah, back in da day i use to live with 8 other people and it was only 1 bathroom. And it sucked because they were all women.

So there were alot of days where i just literally sucked it up, and introduced myself to the neighbors plants....sorry Mr. and Mrs ThigMufiin.

eestlinc
06-18-2007, 04:08 AM
life is one struggle after another.

Hambone
06-18-2007, 04:16 AM
Actually no. If someone's in there I just go outside.

loben
06-18-2007, 05:21 AM
Actually no. If someone's in there I just go outside.
HAH!!!! I've caught you red handed!! now if only I knew where you live so I could report your indecentcy!:D

Meat Puppet
06-18-2007, 08:03 AM
Sometimes my cat pees in the shower, the sick fuck.

nsfworker
06-18-2007, 09:16 AM
I'm in your bathroom right now...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/trumpet_999/Picture1-5.png

kikimm
06-18-2007, 09:33 AM
I also have two bathrooms. It does help, but it's definitely not uncommon for both to be taken up just when I need one. No one in my family really hogs it, though. Except me. :-\

Sergeant Hartman
06-18-2007, 09:42 AM
Happens to me all the time, can't stand it :mad2:

ScottNUMBERS
06-18-2007, 09:50 AM
When they open the door lay down a mud monkey in their face and see if they ever hog the bathroom again.

Faris
06-18-2007, 11:41 AM
Even though there are two bathrooms in my house, they both tend to be taken up at the same time. We're only a family of three people for smurfs sake.

theundeadhero
06-18-2007, 12:10 PM
Me and coconuts have intimate relationships.

Meat Puppet
06-18-2007, 12:54 PM
Coconut is a racial slur for island people.

PyroManiak
06-18-2007, 05:24 PM
actually coconut stands for the carpet rugs in bathrooms...

Well I failed at kicking the door open so I just went on my roof and peed on the steps from their hoping someone would slide/fall and die

Misfit
06-18-2007, 06:53 PM
I wonder how furiously fucking a coconut would feel...

Tallulah
06-18-2007, 06:58 PM
Coconut is a racial slur for island people.

Technically, I am an 'island person'. I live on an island, the UK. So... how dare you?! :mad2:

LAURA B is always in the bathroom when I need to go, when she's not playing Darren Hayes at an obnoxious volume. She tends to have hour-long baths, and is the only person who uses the bath as opposed to the shower.

There are bottles in the bath which she is too lazy to move, so she has been using the shower lately.

Tifa Valentine
06-18-2007, 07:06 PM
I had a problem like that when I lived in San Diego. My brother in law was a bathroom hog. Even when he was done afterwards, it usually wasn't safe to go in there for a good half an hour. :barf:

Rengori
07-16-2007, 11:55 PM
I don't think I've ever been unable to get into a bathroom because somebody was furiously smurfing a coconut in there, no, but there's a first time for everything I guess.

I take back all the bad things I've said about you ever.

EDIT: Crap, necropost.

Vikeve
07-17-2007, 03:19 AM
I'm the one who hogs the bathroom but I spend it perfecting myself for the day not fucking a coconut.

But one time I was combing my hair when my brother burst open the door and started taking a dump in front of me! Due to his baggy pants I didn't see anything (thankfully) and I was in shock when he told me to get out becuase he needed to concentrate so I ran out of the bathroom very fast (very very very fast).

Fonzie
07-17-2007, 03:31 AM
I don't think I've ever been unable to get into a bathroom because somebody was furiously smurfing a coconut in there, no, but there's a first time for everything I guess.

I take back all the bad things I've said about you ever.

EDIT: Crap, necropost.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!? I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES!

Namelessfengir
07-17-2007, 03:33 AM
i found a coconut!!! :love: :p

Jojee
07-23-2007, 12:51 AM
Well yeah, back in da day i use to live with 8 other people and it was only 1 bathroom. And it sucked because they were all women.
I feel for you and understand your immense hardships.

And yeah, it really sucks when you have to go out in the morning to class but one of your roomies is taking up the bathroom showering or something, and you're unable to make yourself look good or pee or brush your teeth and have to run off to class all bleh x_X; I don't think any of them are smurfing coconuts in there though. But who knows.

Araciel
07-23-2007, 12:54 AM
yes it happens...especially when i have to take the most epic :skull::skull::skull::skull:.

Yamaneko
07-23-2007, 01:03 AM
life is one struggle after another.
Until you wish Flanders was dead?

Rye
07-23-2007, 01:28 AM
Not really. The only thing that bugs me is when I want to brush my teeth and my brother just randomly decides to take a shower right before I go in.

cloud21zidane16
07-23-2007, 02:04 AM
never really had that problem, probably will happen soon when im in a rush:rolleyes2

Brennan
07-23-2007, 04:02 AM
:mad: :mad: Yeah, dozens and dozens of times :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad:

Awrini
07-23-2007, 04:07 AM
Smurfing a coconut, no no no no no.

Now, smurfing a melon is where its at.
And with that, I'd like to point out how pointless this thread is, SMURF! Narf.

Yuffie514
07-24-2007, 06:49 AM
my brother's g/f. she is not organized but she certainly will spend half and hour or more in the bathroom. not like that's a problem when she stays over, unless i have to go somewhere to go which i cannot be late for...

Jess
07-24-2007, 07:08 PM
I've never known anybody to fuck coconuts, yet alone in my bathroom. The two places where I stay most of the time (my house/my boyfriends house) both have 2 bathrooms so I never have to wait long to get into a bathroom if I need to. :jess:

edit: where is the 'smurf' filter? this is not family friendly. :confused:

:jess:!

Resha
07-24-2007, 07:50 PM
Nope. But geez. If anyone ever dared hog a bathroom in my presence, they'd be dead. The bathroom is like some kind of sanctum for me.