EoFF Idol - Psychotic wins because he's handsome and he did not write this title!

[Goldenboko]

I updated the VS.

[Firo Volondé]

1. Psychotic VS. demondude55 Dropped out VS. Firo Volondé*


If he's half as good a writer as he is a Flash animator I don't have a snowball's chance in hell. :)

[demondude]

Tidusblitzx stop turning things upside down. :(

[Jessweeee♪]

That's so odd o_o

[Dynast-Kid]

So what do I do?

[Goldenboko]

So what do I do?

...Hm...

Well Now that I think about it I could put you in demondude's spot... Yep thats what Imma gonna do.

[Dynast-Kid]

Me, versus Psy and Firo!?

Interesting...

[Goldenboko]

Alright, I let it slide till today but, you're work is due 1 week from today! I'll be sending out reminders soon.

[Psychotic]

I just submitted my entry.

It is a beautiful piece that makes me cry.

[Goldenboko]

I just submitted my entry.

It is a beautiful piece that makes me cry.

I'm still crying now ;o

Reminders go out tomorrow night.

[Jessweeee♪]

I WANNA READ IT!!!

I have a feeling Psy's winning this one by default :kaocry2:

[Freya]

Dang I get back from europe and I have a few days to write a story, yeah thanks boko. :mad:

[Goldenboko]

Well, Psychotic is still the only person to submit an entry, I just sent out reminders and I'm pushing the date till say... Monday. But if no one submits till then, Psychotic wins by technical default :(

[Jessweeee♪]

Did someone fix your avy again or did you do that XDDD

....also I wanna read Psy's entry >:[

[Goldenboko]

I'm going to posting the entries I have (which is only Psy's) tonight

[Goldenboko]

Alrighty, I'm gonna post the entries now! I only have Lekana and Psy's but thats okay, at least if all things go wrong we'll be able to have a final round.

Psychotic's Entry


With a crash, Hsu burst his muscular, tanned and handsome young physique through the door.
"God damnit, you pathetic whore," he sneered at his girlfriend, rubah. "where's my dinner?"
"I'm sorry, Stu", rubah, a homely brunette replied. "I'd forgotten!" Hsu let out an angry bellow, and started screaming at rubah.
"You worthless bitch!" he spat. "You're an ugly slag!"
"Please, Stu, don't say these things!" she wailed.
"Get the smurf out of my sight, you snivelling little slapper!" Hsu shouted. "Go on, get the smurf out of here!" rubah fled into the Lounge, her heart pumping. Why did he have to treat her so badly? She just wanted to be loved. Was that so wrong? Perhaps it was her fault that Stu was like this. After all, he never used to be so angry all the time. Not before he met rubah...could it be that it was all her fault? "What the living smurf is this, you cheating worm?" rubah glanced up. Hsu had marched into the room and was now furiously staring at her framed photograph of Steve Jobs.

"It's nothing!" rubah said quickly, realising the danger she was in. "I just admire his hardware, that's all!" That was it. Those were the magic words. With a howl of rage, Hsu grabbed the photo and hurled it to the floor, breaking the glass. "No!" cried out rubah, getting to her feet. She rushed towards Hsu and the photo, and Hsu instinctively struck her in the face, knocking her down instantly.

"You harlot!" he yelled. Now he was really only angry with himself for what he had done to the woman he loved, but he was going to take it out on her anyway, because she had made him do that. He climbed on top of her, and punched her square on the nose. rubah shrieked in pain, as blood trickled out of both nostrils. Hsu was not finished yet. Clenching his fist, he hit her again, and again, and again. His victim was thrashing about, trying to avoid the blows now raining down upon her face, but to no avail. Finally, Hsu's arms felt heavy and he climbed off her, leaving her face a red mess as he wandered away, wondering at the madness that had taken ahold of him.

"I'm....I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!" rubah managed to shout. Hsu knew what would happen if she did, and charged right back at her, and began aiming kicks at her prone form, and a sickening thud accompanied each one, indicating that his foot had found its mark. He then grabbed rubah by her long hair, and dragged her into the kitchen and threw her up onto the counter. Hsu pulled off his belt, and rubah sobbed and howled while he did this. He then swung the belt at rubah.
"You" crack! "will" crack! "NEVER" crack! "tell" crack! "ANYONE" crack! "about" crack! "this!" crack! And, seizing the belt with both hands, he wrapped it around her neck and pulled it taught. rubah gasped and spluttered, and her tongue lolled out of her mouth as Hsu slowly choked the life out of her. He released her when he thought she might perish, and rubah fell off the kitchen counter to the floor.

Hsu then began to rapidly pace up and down the kitchen, muttering to himself. "But she made me do it...if she hadn't have...and Steve Jobs...it wasn't my fault at all! The police will surely...but I can't go to jail...this woman!" during this time, rubah had begun to recover, and had grasped a frying pan in her hand. She did not know what she was doing, she was not thinking...instinct seemed to be taking over. Hsu, seeing this, was shaken from his trance. "No...oh no you don't!" and he came at rubah again, but this time she was prepared.

"NO!" she shrieked, and swung the frying pan with what strength she had left and caught Hsu square on the side of his head with a loud clang. Hsu fell. rubah dropped the still ringing frying pan. "Stu?" she pleaded. "S-Stu? Stu, wake up!" Hsu did not stir, as blood began to pour from the gash rubah had created.

Throughout the night, rubah sat next to Hsu, rocking back and forth, crying. She knew what she had to do, but she could not find it within herself to do it. The sun would soon be rising, and then it would be too late. She would be seen. People would have questions. She steeled herself, and forcefully dragged his body out into the garage, and stuffed it into the trunk of her car, along with some garbage bags, a can of gasoline and a shovel.

In the woods, in the lonely woods rubah's terrible deed was done. Hsu was dead, and she was dead inside as she watched the flesh of the man she had loved burn. How had it come to this? They had been so in love, and they had both paid the ultimate price for a moment of madness. She drove home, flung herself into bed and collapsed with exhaustion.

The police came a-knocking at mid day...

I, Psychotic, possibly the greatest human being ever to live, read about the case on page 12 of the Daily Mail over my lunch of cucumber, fish, and chips. And that's how I found out about EoFF.


Lekana's Entry


A swish of air blew Lekana's hair back and suddenly a sharp pain filled her mind resonating from her ear.
"What the hell Yanis?!," she barked out as she grabbed her ear. "Did you just throw a rock at me? Who the hell throws rocks in a snowball fight?"
A white mist of breath drifted out of his mouth as he smiled, "Sorry."
Lekana scoffed, "You better be!"
Another snowball flew past her head.
"Yanis!," she screamed.
He shrugged, "It wasn't me."
A confused look skittered across her face. Silence engulfed the two of them. A cackle rose up behind them. There stood a short little man with an odd yellow hat. Feathers stuck out in an obscene way. A broad smile stretch across his face, at a distant the man seemed just that a man. Yet, as one got closer, they could see that it was a youth under the yellow blob that was perched on his head. His clothing shimmered from golden scequenes, he looked like he belonged in Las Vegas. He gave a low cackle once again.
"Your laugh is a little creepy," spurted Yanis.
Lekana eyed him and smiled, "Who are you and what do you want?" She intended to sound intimidating but when she was knee deep in snow, it kinda defeated the purpose.
He smiled once more, "You may call me Boko."
"That's a stupid name," muttered lekana under her breath.
"I'm here to tell you of some place far fun than this one. One where you can act however you want," he coughed and muttered "Under thier rules that is..."
"Oh sounds fun!" Yanis exclaimed with delight.
Lekana rolled her eyes at Yanis, "Yeah, Yanis he's gonna take you to some place which is really an alley and rape you."
A sqwak inturupted thier conversation. The yellow mass on top of Boko's head started to move. A head popped out.
"WHAT THE F***!" Lekana said startled.
Boko laughed, he reached his arm up and patted the head. He smiled, "this is a baby chocobo. It comes from that place I spoke of."
"You have to be f***ing kidding me. Yanis, you wanna go?" Lekana asked.
"Hells ya!" he snickered.
Boko turned around abrubtly and started to lead the way. Later Yanis was taken into a dark alley and was raped, later Lekana stumbled upon another place. And that was how she found EoFF.



EVERYBODY LOVES DEMONDUDE55 - PILOT EPISODE
Firo Volonde runs in through the door.
FV: Honey, I'm home! :lol:
Demondude55 walks down the stairs, talking to himself.
DD: Man, this guy is loaded! Now do some stealing... Oh crap, you're here already?! :lol:
FV: Who are you? Argh, are you a burglar!? Please, take what you want, just don't hurt me or my wife!
DD: What? Where's your wife?
FV: Over there. Points.
DD: Uh, dude, you do know that's a jar of honey, right? :lol:
FV: Well, yeah, why d'ya think I said, "Honey, I'm home?"? :lol:
There is an awkward silence.
FV: Well, don't just stand there, get ready! My new neighbour's coming over for dinner and I want to make a good impression.
Scene cuts to FV, DD, and Giga Guess sitting at a table, eating berries
FV: So, Giga Guess, what do you do for a living?
GG: I work at a nuclear power plant. :lol: Looks at demondude55. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
DD: I don't think so. Why?
GG: Oh, you remind me of somebody from Eyes On Final Fantasy. I think he was called Devil Man. Are you him?
DD: No. Definitely not. Let's change the subject. Tell me, Firo, what is your opinions on lemmings? :lol:
GG: Now that I think about it, I'm sure you're Devil Man!
DD: Shut up! Devil Man shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, demondude55 shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, I shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! I'm leaving! Slips on a berry on the way out, and knocks himself out. :lol:
FV: Where did you say you know Devil Man from?
GG: Oh, from EoFF! :lol: It's the greatest forum on the interwebz, you should sign up ASAP! :lol:
Voiceover FV: And that's how I found out about EoFF. :lol:

[Psychotic]

I can't help it. :weep:

[Freya]

Oh paul, did you ever think it would end up as us two?

[Jessweeee♪]

Those were both awesome XDDD

[Goldenboko]

Oh paul, did you ever think it would end up as us two?

Hey, hey, hey. The other contestants still have till Monday.

[Firo Volondé]

Sh**. Oh, damn you, Psychotic, how the hell am I supposed to beat that?. Can I go up against someone else? Preferably someone who hasn't handed anything in? :greenie:

Oh, and since the entries have been posted, I'll just go ahead and write mine now. It is in sitcom script form. And this happy character will represent when the laughter track goes. :lol:


EVERYBODY LOVES DEMONDUDE55 - PILOT EPISODE
Firo Volonde runs in through the door.
FV: Honey, I'm home! :lol:
Demondude55 walks down the stairs, talking to himself.
DD: Man, this guy is loaded! Now do some stealing... Oh crap, you're here already?! :lol:
FV: Who are you? Argh, are you a burglar!? Please, take what you want, just don't hurt me or my wife!
DD: What? Where's your wife?
FV: Over there. Points.
DD: Uh, dude, you do know that's a jar of honey, right? :lol:
FV: Well, yeah, why d'ya think I said, "Honey, I'm home?"? :lol:
There is an awkward silence.
FV: Well, don't just stand there, get ready! My new neighbour's coming over for dinner and I want to make a good impression.
Scene cuts to FV, DD, and Giga Guess sitting at a table, eating berries
FV: So, Giga Guess, what do you do for a living?
GG: I work at a nuclear power plant. :lol: Looks at demondude55. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
DD: I don't think so. Why?
GG: Oh, you remind me of somebody from Eyes On Final Fantasy. I think he was called Devil Man. Are you him?
DD: No. Definitely not. Let's change the subject. Tell me, Firo, what is your opinions on lemmings? :lol:
GG: Now that I think about it, I'm sure you're Devil Man!
DD: Shut up! Devil Man shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, demondude55 shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, I shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! I'm leaving! Slips on a berry on the way out, and knocks himself out. :lol:
FV: Where did you say you know Devil Man from?
GG: Oh, from EoFF! :lol: It's the greatest forum on the interwebz, you should sign up ASAP! :lol:
Voiceover FV: And that's how I found out about EoFF. :lol:

[Goldenboko]

Sh**. Oh, damn you, Psychotic, how the hell am I supposed to beat that?. Can I go up against someone else? Preferably someone who hasn't handed anything in? :greenie:

Oh, and since the entries have been posted, I'll just go ahead and write mine now. It is in sitcom script form. And this happy character will represent when the laughter track goes. :lol:


EVERYBODY LOVES DEMONDUDE55 - PILOT EPISODE
Firo Volonde runs in through the door.
FV: Honey, I'm home! :lol:
Demondude55 walks down the stairs, talking to himself.
DD: Man, this guy is loaded! Now do some stealing... Oh crap, you're here already?! :lol:
FV: Who are you? Argh, are you a burglar!? Please, take what you want, just don't hurt me or my wife!
DD: What? Where's your wife?
FV: Over there. Points.
DD: Uh, dude, you do know that's a jar of honey, right? :lol:
FV: Well, yeah, why d'ya think I said, "Honey, I'm home?"? :lol:
There is an awkward silence.
FV: Well, don't just stand there, get ready! My new neighbour's coming over for dinner and I want to make a good impression.
Scene cuts to FV, DD, and Giga Guess sitting at a table, eating berries
FV: So, Giga Guess, what do you do for a living?
GG: I work at a nuclear power plant. :lol: Looks at demondude55. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
DD: I don't think so. Why?
GG: Oh, you remind me of somebody from Eyes On Final Fantasy. I think he was called Devil Man. Are you him?
DD: No. Definitely not. Let's change the subject. Tell me, Firo, what is your opinions on lemmings? :lol:
GG: Now that I think about it, I'm sure you're Devil Man!
DD: Shut up! Devil Man shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, demondude55 shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, I shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! I'm leaving! Slips on a berry on the way out, and knocks himself out. :lol:
FV: Where did you say you know Devil Man from?
GG: Oh, from EoFF! :lol: It's the greatest forum on the interwebz, you should sign up ASAP! :lol:
Voiceover FV: And that's how I found out about EoFF. :lol:
At this rate I might let everyone who hands in work advance ;)

Anyway let me copy that into my post

[demondude]

Damn you giga guess damn you! :mad2:

[Goldenboko]

Okay, due to lack of work entered, everyone who submited work shall advance to the next round.... but...

A. All contestants still have till 12:00EST tonight to hand in work.

-And-

B. I have got in touch with Takara, she has been unable to use her computer for a while so she gets till 12:00EST tomorrow.

Once the time limit has gone by I will post the semi-final challenge!

[Freya]

Nobody loves you boko. SORRY!

[Psychotic]

I love boko. I am not nobody.

[Goldenboko]

Sorry for this delay, but I have no idea how I'm going to handle this right yet.

I'm debating whether all three of you should have a Final Round, or someone will get kicked out and we'll have a semi final, then a final.

[Freya]

Don't fool yourself paul, you're nobody.

[Goldenboko]

Sorry guys. I meant to post this last night, but I fell asleep. :O

The final round is simple. Up to this point I've been bombarding you with rules.

The final round is simple. You can do anything you want (art, writing, video, audio, etc), to make propaganda why you should win.


Goe!

[Jessweeee♪]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[Levian]

*gets ready to idolize the winner*

*practices fan girl scream*

[Old Manus]

*checks watch*

[demondude]

*checks manuses watch*

[Goldenboko]

I wonder if the contestants even realize that the final round is even up...
I think I'm going to send out some reminders.

[Jessweeee♪]

hah...sticky go bye-bye

[demondude]

Maybe next year boko, maybe next year.

[Psychotic]

I just submitted my entry. Let's just say that epic does not suitably describe it.

[Goldenboko]

Prepare, for the best work I've seen so far :eek:

Everything below this sentence is Psy's entry.

Psychotic's Portfolio - or - why I should be a deviantART superstar - or - why you should vote for Psychotic in EoFF idol's finale - or - this might just go over the head of 80% of all EoFFers!

Hi everyone, today I just wanted to talk you through some images that I have created in my career as an amateur artist, so here we go.

http://www.sparelimited.com/psy/notsure.jpg
Graphic Art
This is a signature I made using Adobe Photoshop. It has such a dark inner meaning to it, you know? and it really reflects the inner pain that I feel. The background is some spooky woods, and it's chilling and adds to the feeling of unease. The words are all upsetting, angry words that helps me express the pure agony that I feel, that I don't think anybody else has or could feel, and I hope that by reading it you get a taste of what it's like. They're ghost like, reflecting how inside I am dead.

The font I used is rough and scratchy. It's not neat and tidy, like the pre-packaged false view of life that Disney offer and make us all believe in. Life is miserable.

http://www.sparelimited.com/psy/LOTR.jpg
Photoshop
This is a parody of Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings. It's a very funny, very CRAZY piece, reflecting what a funny and crazy man I am!

You might not notice the subtitle: "The Return of the Narwhal Hospital Marching Band". You might expect it to say "The Return of the King", especially as it is in the correct font, but then BAM! something zany and silly hits you!

I made Gandalf into a pimp because that's funny. For Boromir, I used Alec Trevelyan, the character that Boromir's actor Sean Bean played in GoldenEye. I made his hair pink and gave him a silly mouth and I think it's hilarious!! Aragorn, the hero, has been given glowing red eyes, a swastika armband and a Slipknot logo has been attached to his tunic - this is to show that not all heroes are good, and some have a dark side.

Gimli is a lego man, glowing green. I just thought that looked cool. Then there's Legolas. I replaced Orlando Bloom's face with Dick Cheney's, because girls think Orlando is hot and Dick is not, so what a surprise they'll have! :lol:

Finally, the hobbits. As actor Billy Boyd is Scottish, I decided to alter Pippin to follow suit. Merry...I made into a platypus, LOL! Pretty funny. And finally, Frodo and Sam...I made it look like they were kissing! Tey were TOTALLY gay in the movies, so this is just another amusing little thing I put in there.

http://www.sparelimited.com/psy/sephselves.jpg
Screenshot
This isn't technically art, but this is a screenshot from Electronic Art's The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle Earth. It show's my guildie, EoFF's :choc: Sephiroth1999AD (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/sephiroth1999ad.html)'s Elves being owned by a Balrog! LOL Seph you got owned buddy! I took this, hahaha!

http://www.sparelimited.com/psy/aerisfinal.jpg
Art
This is some fan art of Final Fantasy VII's Aeris Gainsborough! I did it as a request by my good friend at EoFF, :choc: Levian (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/levian.html)

First of all I sketched this using pencil and paper. I then went over it using my tablet, and then I began to darken the lines using Adobe Illustrator. I then inked it using Adobe Photoshop, and then applied some merging and blending to make it look realistic. Finally, I stroked my penis because I am colossal faggot.

The Aeris picture took about 17 hours of work to complete.

http://www.sparelimited.com/psy/capybara.jpg
Photography
"ALWAYS HAVE A CAMERA WITH YOU!" LOL!

It's true! I was out and about at a zoo in December '06, and I had the incredible luck to spy a capybara, so I snapped off a few photos and added a black frame to this to finish it off!

TIP: Add a black frame. It makes it look 36% more professional. At least.

[Psychotic]

This...this is without doubt the greatest thing I have ever done in an EoFF contest. I swear to god if this does not win I am leaving the forums. For an hour. At least!

This, ladies and gentlemen, this is my magnum opus.

[demondude]

:laugh: ?

[Old Manus]

tl;dr

[Psychotic]

nub

[I Took the Red Pill]

biased title meant to sway public opinion

[Psychotic]

It'll change when other people submit theirs. Nub.

[Goldenboko]

biased title meant to sway public opinion

Don't look at me I can't rename the threads at will.

[Goldenboko]

Alright guys, I think we can safely say that Psychotic wins, being the only one who continued this thing with me all the way through. Sorry Lekana and Firo, I'm done waiting :mad2:

I dun know if this counts as an archivable contest considering the way it was won, but I thought I'd just throw it out there that Psy wins.

[Jessweeee♪]

That was obvious after round one :P

[Levian]

Congratulations, whore.

[Psychotic]

Oh my god?! Me?! I...I...it's like all my wildest dreams have come true! I never thought I could do it, not even when I got to the final, but now I know that impossible things can happen, and I have triumped over insurmountable odds.

Eyes on FF...Eyes on FF! I am your idol! EoFFers...you FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAH! You suckers seriously believed I would use this title to do good?! You cretins! I will use this to impose my iron will over all of you! TYRANNY HAS A NEW NAME, AND THAT NAME IS PSYCHOTIC, EoFF IDOL! :mwahaha:

[Goldenboko]

Oh my god?! Me?! I...I...it's like all my wildest dreams have come true! I never thought I could do it, not even when I got to the final, but now I know that impossible things can happen, and I have triumped over insurmountable odds.

Eyes on FF...Eyes on FF! I am your idol! EoFFers...you FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAH! You suckers seriously believed I would use this title to do good?! You cretins! I will use this to impose my iron will over all of you! TYRANNY HAS A NEW NAME, AND THAT NAME IS PSYCHOTIC, EoFF IDOL! :mwahaha:

Your never going to let this down are you?

[Tavrobel]

Ahh, my prediction was right. This did just turn into a song and dance contest.

[Levian]

I demand a recount

[Goldenboko]

I demand a recount

No one else submitted a final entry!