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Peegee
06-22-2007, 10:37 PM
I Kings 7:23-26

He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high.
It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it. Below the rim, gourds encircled it - ten to a cubit.

I don't think we have any literal interpreters of the Bible, but in any case this is in jest. Obviously they were pretty darn close to say pi = 3 (which is what the text implies).

In any case, do literal interpreters of the Bible think pi = 3 ?

Shlup
06-22-2007, 10:38 PM
Hell yes! Sounds delicious.

Odaisé Gaelach
06-22-2007, 10:40 PM
They probably rounded up. :)

rubah
06-22-2007, 11:00 PM
Or had different guys measure it :D

Peegee
06-22-2007, 11:00 PM
Hell yes! Sounds delicious.

What are you doing here?

Meat Puppet
06-22-2007, 11:02 PM
There wasn’t enough room for dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark.

Namelessfengir
06-22-2007, 11:16 PM
the writers of the bible figured that pi was 3 the mayan who were killed by christian missionaries got pi up to at least 10 places

proven at last!!!!!!!!
the bible was written by idiots!!!!!
the "heathens" were smarter!!!
lol

blackmage_nuke
06-22-2007, 11:23 PM
The concept of infinite decimal places is blasphemous, we musn't playing god :mad2:

eestlinc
06-23-2007, 01:10 AM
pi was known before the bible came along.

Tallulah
06-23-2007, 01:53 AM
and then... the metric system foils God's great plan.

Well that explains all the wickedness and evil in the world...

Araciel
06-23-2007, 01:57 AM
pi was known before the bible came along.

but the bible supercedes all math, science, and anything else you got

GooeyToast
06-23-2007, 01:58 AM
A 2000 year old book supersedes science? Lol.

Araciel
06-23-2007, 02:01 AM
that's the joke...thanks for ruining it, you ruiner

*pouts*

Peegee
06-24-2007, 07:01 PM
all's I'm saying is that a literal interpretation of the Bible is defeated by a simple quote about geometry...

/shuffles off

Quindiana Jones
06-24-2007, 07:02 PM
the writers of the bible figured that pi was 3 the mayan who were killed by christian missionaries got pi up to at least 10 places

proven at last!!!!!!!!
the bible was written by idiots!!!!!
the "heathens" were smarter!!!
lol

Well duh, look at what the Muslims invented. ;)

Xaven
06-24-2007, 07:24 PM
Time to rewrite the textbooks. D;

Yeargdribble
06-24-2007, 08:36 PM
Well apparently Pi is just at theory. The text books should be written to contain Pi as 3.0 and Pi as 3.14... and let students decide on their own instead of forcing the atheistic idea of a 3.14... Pi on them.

Raistlin
06-24-2007, 09:55 PM
<a href="http://www.hearty.plus.com/bumblism/maths.html">Mathematics is an atheist lie.</a>

NeoCracker
06-24-2007, 10:08 PM
<a href="http://www.hearty.plus.com/bumblism/maths.html">Mathematics is an atheist lie.</a>

I think I actually feel stupider now.

Agrias
06-24-2007, 10:12 PM
i like pie..but i only like the 3.14 flavored ones