FFVIII explained in 6 words?

[Discord]

Continue the statement of the previous poster in 6 words. Start:

Once upon a time Squall bit...

[CimminyCricket]

into a hot dog, killing Zell?

[Discord]

Which resulted in a thermonuclear reaction...

[Sword]

causing 2000 damage to the party...

[Comet]

but not enough to let Quistis...

[atlanteay]

go completely berserk, destroying the world

[Fynn]

And making space devour itself, instead...

[Discord]

...of simply frying Squall's sushi supreme.

[demondude]

Afterwards irvine had sex with cid

[escobert]

who soon after gave birth to

[Discord]

the city of Esthar and the

[demondude]

city of esther had sex with

[f f freak]

your mum who gave birth to

[demondude]

your dad who gave birth to

[f f freak]

Your mum(!?) who died from Squall's...

[demondude]

sword he then had sex with

[Discord]

himself after becoming a catholic priest!

[jammi567]

Rinoa then did him up the...

[f f freak]

Ear hole. Quistis killed Rinoa by...

[Discord]

...giving her the kiss of death...

[Mirage]

Forget :skulls: and kill sorceresses.

[Fynn]

And then Seifer drew a picture...

[f f freak]

Of Zell and him having sex.

[demondude]

aftrwards zell then had sex with

[Discord]

himself while diving in the depth

The next person to say sex will get executed on spot.

[f f freak]

of nekkid anal man love. Selphie...

[Comet]

couldn't take this anymore, so she...

[demondude]

had sex with quistis afterwards they

[f f freak]

discovered it was zombie Rinoa who...

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

No.