Pick-up lines

[licence]

I wanna take you home :sing:

So, listening to the Hoff made me wonder, what are your best chat-up lines or the best you've heard?

[Bunny]

"Nice shoes, wanna smurf?"

[CimminyCricket]

"Look at those legs go all the way up and make ass out of themselves."

[loben]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_lines.png

[fire_of_avalon]

WARNING: Some of these lines contain language, imagery and metaphor that some people might be uncomfortable with.

The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines (http://www.linesthataregood.com)

My personal favorite is: Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.

[Yamaneko]

Chloroform, etc.

[Peegee]

This is a jest poast amirite?

PG's line:

*takes out 500$*
okay yer my date for tonight

PG's brother's line:

GET ON THE BUS YOU B#%@#

works every time. :cool:

[demondude]

Kiss me and i wont murder you with cat macros bacon and cream:mad2:

[Dr. Acula]

"I love your eyes because when I look deeply into them I can see my own reflection."

[Polaris]

This one I saw on a friend of mine nickname at msn :exdee:

'Are your pants from space because your ass is out of this world'

God if someone would tell me this I'd kill him! :exdee:

[Rye]

Hey babe, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D ;D

[Peegee]

Hey babe, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D ;D

was that from our asian invasian club?

[Griff]

I don't need pick up lines. I hang out with a band that sends me all the girls they reject.

[licence]

They changed my topic title :(

Mine was the original as well :(

[Obsidian]

Can you spell Constantinople backwards? Because I sure can't.

[Bunny]

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See."