View Full Version : D&D vs real life
Araciel
06-28-2007, 06:57 PM
which is better and why??
Shoeberto
06-28-2007, 08:16 PM
D&D.
Lusty bar wenches.
Of course, if your DM is a prick, it could work against you...
"The wraith appears out of the darkness of the caves. What do you do?"
"I prepare my sword and make an attack! I rolled a natural 20 on hit!"
"Your syphillis kicks up and you go crazy and cut off your toe. Take four damange."
"Dick..."
Araciel
06-28-2007, 08:19 PM
hahahah that's awesome
crits don't work on undead
(such the geek)
Tasura
06-28-2007, 10:31 PM
D&D > Real life
For the simple fact you can't brandish a sword against people in real life without going to jail =/.
loben
06-30-2007, 12:21 AM
sure you can, your just suck at it.:D
Rostum
06-30-2007, 06:38 AM
Real Life. It's less geeky.
NeoCracker
06-30-2007, 07:10 AM
Real life has real sex.
D&D has sex I'm capable of gettting.
D&D TFW!
fire_of_avalon
06-30-2007, 08:14 PM
Are y'all like them creepy D&D murdering fools?
Azure Chrysanthemum
06-30-2007, 08:20 PM
Real life. That sexy lady you see sitting at the bar over there? The chances of her actually being a sexy lady are considerably higher than in D&D, where the chances are much more in favor of a very large man who lives in his parent's basement at the age of 35.
I'm allow to make these stereotypes because I play the game myself and have seen others who do as well ;)
Nominus Experse
06-30-2007, 08:22 PM
I like having real sex, thank you
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