Jesus v. Lucifer

[Fonzie]

And go.

[Jebus]

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[Sergeant Hartman]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! :frust:

[Fonzie]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! :frust:

I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS!!!

[Goldenboko]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! :frust:

SO HAVE I!

But for the sake of the thread I voted Buddha :)

[Nominus Experse]

Dude, Jesus has a beard.

[Laddy]

Jesus, he's got divine skillz.

[James Leopold]

obviously Jesus, he is the best!

[ZeZipster]

Are you guys serious? Jesus is always too busy getting drunk off his own wine to break dance.

Satan ftw.

[Goldenboko]

Are you guys serious? Jesus is always too busy getting drunk off his own wine to break dance.

Satan ftw.

Is true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?

[ZeZipster]

Are you guys serious? Jesus is always too busy getting drunk off his own wine to break dance.

Satan ftw.

Is true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?

No, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:

[Goldenboko]

Are you guys serious? Jesus is always too busy getting drunk off his own wine to break dance.

Satan ftw.

Is true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?

No, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:

I'M GOING TO BE HITTING A PRIEST?!?

[ZeZipster]

Are you guys serious? Jesus is always too busy getting drunk off his own wine to break dance.

Satan ftw.

Is true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?

No, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:

I'M GOING TO BE HITTING A PRIEST?!?

Yes.

[NeoCracker]

Priest probably deserves it anyway.

[Bolivar]

Are you guys serious? Jesus is always too busy getting drunk off his own wine to break dance.

Satan ftw.

Is true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?

No, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:

I'M GOING TO BE HITTING A PRIEST?!?

No! To answer your question, the wine, through the sacrement, becomes his blood. i don't know if you slit his vein open you'd get drunk...

[Quindiana Jones]

i don't know if you slit his vein open you'd get drunk...

Of course you wouldn't. You have to drink it first.

[Northcrest]

Jesus he is the best person ever. Hey I'm catholic. Plus he parties like a rock star.

[Mirage]

Lucifer!

[escobert]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! :frust:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

[Fonzie]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO. :nonono:

[Dynast-Kid]

WTF no Vishnu option?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO. :nonono:

:cry:

[Fonzie]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO. :nonono:

:cry:

:kiss:

[fire_of_avalon]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

[Mirage]

I only chose Lucifer because he's got the cooler name.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd still be pretty chuffed being called Jesus.

[Fonzie]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

Is that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?

[Quindiana Jones]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

Is that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?

I'd totally read more if the Bible was written like that.

[Rengori]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/cb/Happysatan.jpg

[fire_of_avalon]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

Is that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?

Yes.

[Peegee]

I was gonna say Buddah because he's got the belly and can do the suicide flop with ease (cushin' for pushin'), but then I realised that Lucifer's got that tail for easy swipes and air flare support.

Lucifer ftw

Jesus can't breakdance.

[yanis]

http://images.disneysites.com/clipart/images77/Movies/Cinderella/Lucifer/lucifer02.gif

[Big D]

Jesus = God, because of the Holy Trinity, therefore he wins by default on account of omnipotence.

[Takara]

Cthulhu. He'd pwn them all and win by default.

[Tasura]

I say Lucifer, mainly because I'm Lucifer on chat *nod*

[Fatal Impurity]

Lucifer...he has the badass "rapper" attitude...plus he probably created that abomination you call "rap music"

[LunarWeaver]

I don't see people photoshopping Lucifer into RAPTOR SATAN. Jesus must have more power.

[Tavrobel]

Jesus. Family Guy already proved that he's got dancing skills.

Satan is too busy whoring it up with his hoes. Cuz he a pimp like dat.

[Namelessfengir]

simpsons: help me jebus!!!

[Kanshisha]

Tch, not another religious thread... but my vote goes to Jesus, he rocks, he had agony on the cross, what did budda and lucifer do?

Causes of death:
Budda: Obese
Jesus: death from cross and over 39 whips
Lucifer: lol, i don't know

But Jesus still owns..

[Tavrobel]

Causes of death:
Budda: Obese
Jesus: death from cross and over 39 whips
Lucifer: lol, i don't know

Buddha was, for the most part of his life, an astetic, and as such, his figure is most likely to be worn and stringy. His (the first one's) death, was probably malnutrition, or natural causes.

Jesus died on the cross, after being nailed (assuming he's real). The scourging was just for torture. He had quite a few more stations of the Cross to continue on after the torture.

Lucifer (if we follow popular culture), caused his own downfall by beliving himself greater than God.

Please learn your religions a little bit better.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO. :nonono:

:cry:

:kiss:
Okay, I forgive you!

I still say Lucifer would win because his name is awesome thus he is a better dancer.