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Firo Volondé
06-29-2007, 05:19 PM
http://godsofsport.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/roger.federer.jpg

VS

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4586/sephiroth8jy.jpg

No, not in a duel to the death. In a tennis match!

To make it less one-sided, Sephiroth can't kill or maim Federer. He has to beat him fair and square.

Personally, I don't think Seph has it in him. Burning down villages and murdering flower girls is one thing, but you can't just pick up a racquet and immediately be a champion, no matter how many Jenova cells you have injected into your body.

Let's debate this hot topic! Ready? Set? GO!
Sergeant Hartman
06-29-2007, 05:24 PM
Lol, Federer ftw!
Fonzie
06-29-2007, 05:27 PM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7634/lazersnt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
He's charging his lasers.
Goldenboko
06-29-2007, 05:32 PM
Lol, Federer ftw!
Quindiana Jones
06-29-2007, 07:30 PM
Federer obv. He can hover.

Technically so can old Sephi, but Firo says no powers for him. :D
Bunny
06-29-2007, 07:35 PM
Kevin Federline would destroy them all.

(I originally thought this was who was being referred to. And then I actually read the thread.)
Shiny
06-29-2007, 07:47 PM
That Federer guy. He levitates.
oddler
06-29-2007, 08:33 PM
Federer. But only if it's on grass. :shifty:
Marluxiaswife
06-29-2007, 10:32 PM
un Sephiroth would win...he has that long kantana...it could slice Roger Federer into 2....

(Sorry if there is any fans of Roger Ferderer)

But Sephiroth is really strong...and scarey :eek:
Kanshisha
06-29-2007, 10:36 PM
it'll be a draw... or even a win win situation, federer gets killed by seph's sword ( which seph wins ) but then he will go to jail ( federer wins ).
Goldenboko
06-29-2007, 10:41 PM
it'll be a draw... or even a win win situation, federer gets killed by seph's sword ( which seph wins ) but then he will go to jail ( federer wins ).


un Sephiroth would win...he has that long kantana...it could slice Roger Federer into 2....

(Sorry if there is any fans of Roger Ferderer)

But Sephiroth is really strong...and scarey :eek:

Can't you guys read?




To make it less one-sided, Sephiroth can't kill or maim Federer. He has to beat him fair and square.
Vivisteiner
06-29-2007, 10:45 PM
It depends on the surface.

If its grass, then Sephy aint got a chance. But if its on clay, then Sephy could get him into a bit of trouble. Especially the backhand can be erratic on an off day, and if Sephy can be a powerhouse from the back of the court he's certainly in with a shout. Also, the long reach of his Masamune would stand him in good stead, although if his mummy cant make the journey then he doesnt stand a hope in hell.

And speaking of hell, I can imagine Sephy getting dehydrated easily. Also, hed better watch out for that trick shot of Federer. When Fedy has his backed turned he may just catch Sephy out, because he can fire a good hard ball through his legs straight into the family jewels

Maybe Sephiroth would be like Keifer, and only take a set off consistantly, and nothing more. Im not sure if he's muscly enough to do a Rafael Nadal, although he's good at sticking in like Nalbandian. That could allow him to come back from two sets down to win 3-2. Its been done before.


Overall, you have to say that Federer is favourite. But on an off day, on clay, Sephiroth may just have a shout.
Meat Puppet
06-29-2007, 10:45 PM
These just keep on getting worse.
Vivisteiner
06-30-2007, 04:14 PM
I cant believe I posted that really long post, and noone read it. :(


The story of my life.
Levian
06-30-2007, 06:41 PM
It's pretty hard to announce a winner when none of the contestants are real.
41-Inches-Wide
06-30-2007, 06:49 PM
Both can fly. This is a toughie.
Mitch
07-01-2007, 03:54 AM
It'd be an easier call if there were a moustache involved.
Vincent, Thunder God
07-01-2007, 04:57 AM
Federer of course.
Kanshisha
07-01-2007, 06:14 AM
Ok, i'll be serious, i reckon fed will win, but not by much..
Chibi Youkai
07-02-2007, 12:58 AM
I'd prefer Federer loose, because I want to see Nadal win. But probably, Federer, since it looks like he's on grass.
Fatal Impurity
07-03-2007, 06:19 PM
It would depend on the surface...if it was on normal grass in a normal court, Federer would own...if it was on teh plains of Midgar with monsters roaming about then Federer doesnt stand a chance.

Also Sephy would own if they were to have a match in Edge or the ruins of Midgar.

Overall though i think Sephy would win but if the surface is in Federer's favor then Sehpy's huge agility, speed and strength wouldnt stand for anything and he's be beaten into next year.