What do you want on your tombstone?

[Peegee]

...if you could choose?

I have two which are my favs (source unknown sorry):

Here lies an Athiest
All dressed up
And no place to go

--

I was born without consent
and I left without being consulted

The second one is paraphrased as I forget the wording. Oh well..

[Tavrobel]

"LOL suckers! I win, you lose!"

[Fonzie]

Remembered my thread, eh?

[PuPu]

Hopefully when I die, there will be more advanced technology. I'd use it to make the tombstone say:

Here lies (name of person looking at tombstone)

Born: (person's birthdate)
Died: (Date of Present)

Here's an example:


Here lies (Goldenboko)

Born: (May 6, 1992)
Died: (July 2, 2007)

[Peegee]

Here's an example:


Here lies (Goldenboko)

Born: (May 6, 1992)
Died: (July 2, 2007)


Boko's 15 y/o ?

[DarkCloud_BD]

I always thought it would be fun if my tombstone would say "See ya tomorrow, 'cause I ain't goin' nowhere" or "Gwah, just couldn't take it no more :mad: " :)

[Dynast-Kid]

I want a solar-powered, interactive photo album of my life wired into my tombstone. I saw it on TV!xD They really expensive though...

[Shoeberto]

I want an elaborate system consisting of an infra-red motion detector built into my tombstone that is wired to a spring system that causes my dead arm to shoot out of the ground whenever a person approaches.

[LunarWeaver]

Tombstones and funerals are a waste of money and I wouldn't want either. Even in death I plan on being a cheap piece of :skull::skull::skull::skull:.

[10-Breaker]

Wait wasn't there already a thread bout this?

[Araciel]

Remembered my thread, eh?

hah yeah


also:

'pwn'd'

[rubah]

"Last Southern Belle"

[Goldenboko]

Here's an example:


Here lies (Goldenboko)

Born: (May 6, 1992)
Died: (July 2, 2007)


Boko's 15 y/o ?

It says it right in my profile.

I'd like...

"Here Lies someone far Cooler then you."

Or

"I didn't give you Squat in my will PuPu! Who has the last laugh now?"

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

There would be nothing to bury if I have it my way. (I want to burned outdoors on a funeral pyre and let my ashes drift in the wind. Illegal, but I am still wishing).

If I had to mark my absence from this world, then besides the usual (name, date of birth and date of death), I would have some meaningful sentence on it, either a quote or a line made by myself.

[Tallulah]

I'll go with the Spike Milligan old chestnut: 'I Told You I Was Ill.'

[eestlinc]

pepperoni

[PyroManiak]

If by tombstone you mean awesome ship to be burned in while at float in space, I'd want "S.S.Steaksauce" written on it...and a 1337 written on the back/side

[Garnie]

i think i would have
"i brought the world lodtsa typos and spelling mistaks"
"and now your infected"

[PyroManiak]

i think i would have
"i brought the world lodtsa typos and spelling mistaks"
"and now your infected"

FYI:I eat tombstones with that written on them.

[Rengori]

"I don't a damn quote for my tombstone!"

[Yuna_wannabe]

I honestly never thought about it .. i really dunno..kinda creepy XD lol

[Fatal Impurity]

I cant believe this...a valued member of the forums has just died and you go on and discuss what you'd like written on your tombstone!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

[Fonzie]

I cant believe this...a valued member of the forums has just died and you go on and discuss what you'd like written on your tombstone!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Attention whore much?

Since PG stole my thread, I'll steal Paul's tombstone writing. :mog:

"Urinate Here"

[Fatal Impurity]

WTF? I'm just concerned that you think its ok to talk about what you want written on your tombstone...it just seems both wrong and insensitive...

[Takara]

I don't want a regular tombstone. I'll demand in my will that they make a big statue of me, dressed like a Roman Goddess or some stuff like that, looking all heroic and stuff, with the words "F*** you, world!" carved on the base of the statue. That would piss off so many people.

[Chimp]

x_x

[Fonzie]

WTF? I'm just concerned that you think its ok to talk about what you want written on your tombstone...it just seems both wrong and insensitive...

It is "okay". It's not harming anybody, and no ones offended besides you.

[rubah]

People die every day. Some people know one or more of them, and some don't. You have every right to not read this thread, but other people have the right also to read it.

They have been allowing you to mourn unmolested in the appropriate threads, so give them the same respect.

[Hambone]

"Not a Hollaback Girl"

[Odaisé Gaelach]

"Here lies a punk
that felt luckier
than he really was."

[Goldenboko]

People die every day. Some people know one or more of them, and some don't. You have every right to not read this thread, but other people have the right also to read it.

They have been allowing you to mourn unmolested in the appropriate threads, so give them the same respect.

LOL UNMOLESTED xD

PS-

"Hey look behind you!"

[Obsidian]

"I wished I was in Dixie land
Not UNDER it. =("

[Peegee]

I cant believe this...a valued member of the forums has just died and you go on and discuss what you'd like written on your tombstone!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Attention whore much?

Since PG stole my thread, I'll steal Paul's tombstone writing. :mog:

"Urinate Here"

I didn't even see your thread. I went to ripley's believe it or not yesterday so the idea of tombstones was on my head.

whodathunkit

[Denmark]

"this is not an epitaph"