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Goldenboko
07-06-2007, 05:35 PM
"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."


If you could only write three (Exactly three, no less either!) words in a message in a bottle, and you where stranded what would they be?

Mine would probably go like...

"Bring me Beer!"

Sergeant Hartman
07-06-2007, 05:39 PM
"Help me lol"

Araciel
07-06-2007, 05:43 PM
"Help me Obiwan"

fixed

also,

'Eat my shorts.'

Goldenboko
07-06-2007, 05:43 PM
Oh I just got another, How about...

"SAVE ME JEBUS!"

Namelessfengir
07-06-2007, 05:48 PM
i need sex

Black Angel
07-06-2007, 05:59 PM
"Screw you all!"

Bunny
07-06-2007, 05:59 PM
I love you.

Rye
07-06-2007, 05:59 PM
tits or gtfo

(They could fly me off the deserted island, you see.)

http://www.friendsofomersgullywood.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/GreatTitLOW.jpg

Bunny
07-06-2007, 06:01 PM
gtfo, last I checked, was an acronym, not a word. Rye fails at the thread.

Rye
07-06-2007, 06:02 PM
tits or shoo

Good? >:]

LunarWeaver
07-06-2007, 06:03 PM
Cim killed me.

If I'm going down, so is somebody else. :mad2:

Bunny
07-06-2007, 06:03 PM
THAT IS FOUR WORDS!

FAILURE AGAIN!

Harmless
07-06-2007, 06:58 PM
Well if I knew where I was stranded, I'd write "Stranded Insert Place Name Here Rescue."

If I had absolutely no idea where I was, I'd write "Insert My First Name Here Insert My Last Name Here Alive."

That way hopefully whoever found the bottle would be intrigued enough to find out who I was, and contact my relatives, and then my relatives would know I was still alive and hopefully try to rescue me.

rubah
07-06-2007, 07:31 PM
"I have treasure"

PuPu
07-06-2007, 07:52 PM
"Can't find me." :tongue:

Tavrobel
07-06-2007, 07:53 PM
"OMG Cave Cricket"

Fonzie
07-06-2007, 07:56 PM
"Lick for tattoo"

Psychotic
07-06-2007, 07:59 PM
I hate EoFF.

Ouch!
07-06-2007, 08:01 PM
"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."
I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.

"I'm at arrrrgggghhhhh..." at which point I was eaten by a ferocious monster inhabiting the island. Hint: I wrote "arrrrgggghhhhh" as I was being eaten.

Goldenboko
07-06-2007, 08:02 PM
"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."
I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.


Lucky.


I'd send this one hoping PuPu gets it:

"No, I win."

Northcrest
07-06-2007, 08:03 PM
"Bring unlimited Hamburgers!"

Ouch!
07-06-2007, 08:04 PM
"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."
I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.

Lucky.
I'm in a box, though, so I'll have to stay away from the bathroom. From what I understand about boxes in Wrigley, with enough people in the stadium, the bathrooms in the boxes shake.

Goldenboko
07-06-2007, 08:07 PM
"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."
I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.

Lucky.
I'm in a box, though, so I'll have to stay away from the bathroom. From what I understand about boxes in Wrigley, with enough people in the stadium, the bathrooms in the boxes shake.

Bring diapers :Oo:

Sweet Beloved
07-06-2007, 08:51 PM
Help Me Out?

Sergeant Hartman
07-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Made you read!

Namelessfengir
07-06-2007, 09:30 PM
seven days LOL

Lone Wolf Leonhart
07-06-2007, 10:22 PM
knock me out

Old Manus
07-06-2007, 10:37 PM
twelve inches, bitch

Rocket Edge
07-07-2007, 12:17 AM
Cool, drawing paper.

Roto13
07-07-2007, 12:19 AM
DO NOT WANT!

Jessweeee♪
07-07-2007, 12:35 AM
Rescue [location]

If the location is only one word I might include my name in there.


....I wanted to be cool and post a genuine answer.

Fonzie
07-07-2007, 12:57 AM
Rescue [location]

If the location is only one word I might include my name in there.


....I wanted to be cool and post a genuine answer.

How would you know the exact location where you were? :lol:

Jessweeee♪
07-07-2007, 01:05 AM
I'd know! I'd have a map, and...

I'D JUST KNOW!

Tavrobel
07-07-2007, 01:47 AM
Something tells me that you haven't learned how to use direction and longitude/latitude to tell people your location.

Leen-Leen
07-07-2007, 04:45 AM
"I'm lost, kthxbai." or maybe, "this is odd." Or more likely, "HELP ME PLEASE!"

Odaisé Gaelach
07-07-2007, 04:49 AM
It's the Others!

Jessweeee♪
07-07-2007, 04:50 AM
Something tells me that you haven't learned how to use direction and longitude/latitude to tell people your location.

I am only one year old after all :cry:

Loony BoB
07-07-2007, 11:07 AM
Stranded! [insert location using longitude and latitude codes].

theundeadhero
07-07-2007, 03:23 PM
I like hotdogs.

JackNapier
07-07-2007, 03:28 PM
"send FF6 plz"

KentaRawr!
07-07-2007, 03:41 PM
Let's say this place is called Island.

Island, mine. Inhabitplz.

StarlightAngel
07-07-2007, 11:15 PM
SOS brigade forthewinlol.

Or alternately,

Iamstranded onanislandcalled [insert name of island]

Comet
07-08-2007, 12:53 AM
i am god

Ramza Beoulve
07-08-2007, 05:47 AM
"Can't Touch Me!" *Starts dancing*

ZeZipster
07-08-2007, 06:02 AM
Ha, it's empty.

Rengori
07-08-2007, 06:11 AM
SLAYER FUCKING ROCKS

Nominus Experse
07-08-2007, 07:45 AM
Please Send Sex

Iceglow
07-08-2007, 08:08 PM
3 words hum?

3 words.......

"for sex call"
"man like tits"
"get me out"
"bush is gay"
"green fried chicken"
"monkeys ate me"
"tastes like chicken"
"no more rum"
"Yours Sincerely < name >"

Theres about a million things I can think of that are 3 letters long but not all are acceptable for eoff

Reason for editga...it put my name tag as missing because it thought it was code...stupid forum.

Tifa's Real Lover(really
07-08-2007, 10:45 PM
stop reading this

atlanteay
07-08-2007, 10:53 PM
check my email

James Leopold
07-09-2007, 12:15 AM
Bohemian Rhapsody owns

Evastio
07-09-2007, 01:21 AM
I'd probably put "save stranded guy".

Then again, a rescue message that vague would probably not get me rescued successfully.

Or I'd put in co-ordinates and a map. I'd put drawings and put the exact length of my location from some other location in kilometers. I'd draw the location that they'd need to start from to reach me. The only words I'd probably have to use are west/east, north/south, and kilometers.

Of course that wouldn't prove useful if the person who got it didn't speak English.

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 01:50 AM
How dare you undermind Thepolice by making their music so literal...I could think of 100 butter question'trhreads pertaining to that song

ftt: "eye slar scheisser"

Yes, yes, I know the song was actually about that nuclear incident, the lyrics just so happen to match what I needed for a thread :p

On the front
"Look at back"

On the back
"Look at front"

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 01:56 AM
How dare you undermind Thepolice by making their music so literal...I could think of 100 butter question'trhreads pertaining to that song

ftt: "eye slar scheisser"

Yes, yes, I know the song was actually about that nuclear incident, the lyrics just so happen to match what I needed for a thread :p

On the front
"Look at back"

On the back
"Look at front"

I don't like associating songs with real life event or places anymore, thats yesterdays style...

I meant other stuff

Thats what the song is actually about though. Thats like saying "I fail to accept the artist wanted to sing about a current issue!"


PS- In the words of Rengori.
"MORE COW BELL!"

~*~Celes~*~
07-09-2007, 03:35 AM
Noes I'm Pregnant :(

ReloadPsi
07-09-2007, 03:39 AM
The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 03:40 AM
The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."

And you'd get this nerve gas... Where?

ReloadPsi
07-09-2007, 03:41 AM
The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."

And you'd get this nerve gas... Where?

See that's just it: Dropping the message in water (if you live long enough) would reveal the preceding hidden words "Might as well suspend your disbelief, because"

They have to be hidden so I don't get caught breaking the three-word rule at the time of writing.

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 03:43 AM
The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."

And you'd get this nerve gas... Where?

See that's just it: Dropping the message in water (if you live long enough) would reveal the preceding hidden words "Might as well suspend your disbelief, because"

They have to be hidden so I don't get caught breaking the three-word rule at the time of writing.
I dun get it :bigsmile:

Fatal Impurity
07-09-2007, 05:09 AM
"I got owned"

or

"I am god!"

or

"Your a noob"

Brennan
07-09-2007, 05:09 AM
I am alive!

Slade
07-09-2007, 08:49 AM
'Return to Sender'

Lynx
07-09-2007, 02:54 PM
"fill with coffee"

Brennan
07-09-2007, 04:54 PM
'Return to Sender'
XD

"Damn you , Louis!"

daggertrepe
07-09-2007, 06:43 PM
I want Mabius