The Fat Bioware Nerd
07-07-2007, 06:33 AM
What do you think of Batman Forever? I think it sucked. Here are the top five reasons why I think it sucked:
#1. It had a silly name, Batman FOREVER!? Who came up with that stupid name!?
#2. It had gay undertones, the batsuit didn't need rubber nipples, and I didn't need to see Batman's ass or groin.
#3. It had poor casting, Harvey Dent was black, in the original Batman film and Jim Carrey sucks as The Riddler IMHO.
#4. It had mediocre music, the Batman Forever main theme really does pale in comparison, to Danny Elfman's original score in Batman Returns.
#5. The portrayal of Robin, he called himself Dick Grayson, but he acted like Jason Todd.
#1. It had a silly name, Batman FOREVER!? Who came up with that stupid name!?
#2. It had gay undertones, the batsuit didn't need rubber nipples, and I didn't need to see Batman's ass or groin.
#3. It had poor casting, Harvey Dent was black, in the original Batman film and Jim Carrey sucks as The Riddler IMHO.
#4. It had mediocre music, the Batman Forever main theme really does pale in comparison, to Danny Elfman's original score in Batman Returns.
#5. The portrayal of Robin, he called himself Dick Grayson, but he acted like Jason Todd.