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balamb garden ruler
07-09-2007, 07:47 PM
NO THIS IS NOT THE FRIGGIN SEX ITS JUST A NORMAL THREAD YOU BLOODY FREAKS!!!!

AHEM, AHEM, listen up folks.
im bringing you an important message.

just tonight....i was banned. yes, yes, cry..... let it all out. its sad. but......i proved a point did i not?
youve probably allready figured im Cool Revolutionary. i joined i think.....close to 2 weeks ago now.
WAIT! im getting ahead myself...let tell you all this first.
I cool revolutionary, aswell as being cool...am also sexualchocolate (that was me) and also OUTSIDER17......but, deep down i am truly LUKEJAKE17! HAHA!
for those who dont know who i am im the person who made moderators and such, the thread where i basically said "you think your bloody gonna control...and put down....and silence...suppress the expression....OF MEEEE! AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE STRONG OPINIONS!!! you DAMN! TYRANT MODS!!!!!!!!!" in many more posts and other words (basically rebellng against the way eoff is ruled).
obviously i was banned for this. then i made 2 more accounts got banned fast again....but....then i created my forth account "cool revolutionary" and stayed on here for almost 2 weeks. WAIT! WHAT THE HELL! NEARlY 2 WEEKS! NOT A LONG TIME BUT CONSIDERING IM THE BIG CRIMINAL OF EYES ON FINAL FANTASY....HOWWWWWWWWW THE HELLL DID I LAST THAT LONG?
ask yourself. perhaps its because im not an asshole and you folks seen more of me this time and didnt really think i was bad. perhaps because i made some decent threads....but was i really bad? NO!
lets return back to the top of this post where i said "i proved a point did i not?" i did yes. the point was im a worthy member...one that its ok to have around, because if i was bad i wouldve been banned after 5 days or something. but i got banned tonight......regardless of that because im LUKEJAKE17. i think you get my point. now....in my opinion if ever someone should be un-banned its now! i disagree with the way things are done on this site staff wise, WHY? they are really dictators, (EXCLUDING PSYCHOTIC! PSYCHOTIC....
BEST MOD GOING!) they are meant to work for you...but yet they ban people when YOU the EOFF members dont want them to be banned. (may i point out, im not saying "you want me back!" im just talking about bannings in general...ive fought my corner above!) now, trust me i dont wanna use this guy as an example... but even devilfreak...i mean devilgeek...i mean...devilpornposter DAMN! DEVILPERV.....i meant to say devilMAN i think he was an idiot but yet alot (crazy? haha!) of people in here didnt want him gone...
why do you think there is threads on here saying "who do you want un-banned" well somethin like that anyway. because you dont want people goin yet they go!!!! it should be up to you...THE EOFF MAJORITY TO DECIDE WHO GETS BANNED! not a small band of people who say "your banned" why is this system stupid? because it should bloody be down to the people, the majority of you on the forum...your the members...your the people who these soon-to-be-banned people are supposed to be bothering...so you can decide whether they should be banned or not. i mean, i dont know have polls or somethin that are created when members have been wrong, then people vote whether they should go or not. then the mods ban them if they get voted off. somethin like that...surely this makes sense?
the mods should work for you...not tell you "these are the rules!" because then there as corrupt as britains current (and past) political system!!!!!!!!
i think ive made my point!
NOW ILL SAY THIS! LISTEN! IM NOT GROVELLING...IM NOT BEGGING TO BE UN-BANNED ETC...OBVIOUSLY I KNOW IM NOT GOING TO BE UNBANNED....IM SPEAKING UP FOR EVERYONE DECENT WHOS BEEN BANNED! EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN MISTREATED BY THE MESSED UP SYSTEM!!!!!!!!! NOW......NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OF ME......NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY....AGREE WITH THIS...OR NOT!!!!! I DOOOONT CARE!!!
IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!! AND YOUR GONNA LISTEN TO IT!!!! lets go through what needs to be changed at eyes on final fantasy!
behold the void? CHANGE THE NAME TO BEHOLD MY ASS! (just a suggestion) all he does is go around looking for decent threads to close, and RUIN LUKEJAKE17'S DAY! and when he does close something...does he do it in style NOOO! he'll just say somethin like "this is against the rules" oh really? i couldve told you that meself THIS IS A CASE OF SACK THE CIDS KNIGHT!!!
leeza....another repeat offender! grrrrr! dont think ive forgotten about you closing my threads! do you realize how irritating it was seeing that ugly picture marilyn manson in your profile! why the hell you want an ugly, gay looking, cross dressing, zombie in your profile i dont know....maybey this represents your character?
(still you like cats....so ill say your better than most other folks) LOOONNNY BOB! YOU BOUNDER! (aka,
loony bobby) do you not appreciate fun when you see it? "let me ban lukejake17, one of the nly members who HASNT made a thread like "lulu's melons" or "your sex?" great job there loony bob. (oh, bobby? just thought id say you remind of them little librarian guys in ff9)
right....on to DEVILPRAT!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to write a few words on this asshole in case he still views this forum as a guest.
devildickhead.......you slimy little creep. me and anaisa know what the real devilman is like! he kisses everyones ass. he even sent anaisa some porno cartoon illustrations by PM expecting her to like them...then acted like a little plonker when she said she thought they were crap. what an asshole.
yet you creepers (copyright of anaisa) still run around singing his praises....like his lap dog opera singers...
what a pathetic joke. and i wanna say something to all these gay fellas on here (you know who you are) that basically make loads of threads like "i hate women!!!!!!!! LOLZ!!!!" AND "a baby girl totally kicked my ass...now i feel like a ponce"
and "men are great...women are like insects i dont hate them though" do you wanna know what these threads really translate as? "im a big puff, who pretends to be straight...ill never have a girlfriend"
you pathetic faggots all running around spouting your sexist :skull::skull::skull::skull:! if me telling the truth like this upsets you...go and kiss your boyfriends and maybey that'll make it all better.
now...a special message to license.
first of all what a crap username? you friggen geek i remember you. and your "everything you say is insulting" comment or whatever yuo said. WELL EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS BORING..AND NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LOUSY, DRAB, BORING POSTS.
and starseeker...and your pathetic little sister...the two members who couldnt come up with a decent put down between the two of you. how pathetic! though...your cared about so little on here does anyone know who im talking about!?
and to people like the fonz etc.....stop making your :skull::skull::skull::skull: threads that ruin this forum!!!!!!!! the forum that once had classic threads...real good ff discussion. people like the fonz etc are ruining this place. like the cids knights are!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean here is me someone that wants to make this forum better, getting banned because i wanna do things with attitude!!!!!!!!!
well....thats it. JUST THIS LEFT TO SAY. ILL MISS YOU RESHA! ILL MISS SENDING DONUT PICTURES ETC. AND ILL MISS SENDING YOU PICTURES OF BEAR CUBS PSYCHOTIC. ILL MISS EVERYONE THATS GREAT HERE, GOD BLESS!
now...whatever you do folks....do it in style. i dare you to leave this thread open...let people say what they want.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/LUKEJAKE17/doughnuts.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/LUKEJAKE17/untitled.jpghttp://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/LUKEJAKE17/05_early_78.jpghttp://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/LUKEJAKE17/normal_batterseas30158-2.jpg

CimminyCricket
07-09-2007, 07:48 PM
lolwut?


Edit:

Never mind, it hurt to attempt to read this, but apparently he's been banned several times and thinks there's some sort of conspiracy against the EoFF chatters and Mods or something. Oh, and I saw Psychotic's name a bunch and I assume that he likes Psychotic. Either way, I don't know who any of those other accounts were, but he got really excited about telling us. Humour him and act surprised until he's banned and this closed. XD

PyroManiak
07-09-2007, 07:49 PM
welcome to the forums, don't get banned

daggertrepe
07-09-2007, 07:52 PM
I think he/she already might be...

Shoeberto
07-09-2007, 07:56 PM
I got about... I dunno, a couple lines in and I couldn't read it anymore. If anyone knows what he's on about, give us the Cliff's Notes versions. That's just painful to try and read.


edit: Oh, I see now. SERIOS BUISNESS and such.

CimminyCricket
07-09-2007, 07:57 PM
It's in my post XD

Shoeberto
07-09-2007, 08:00 PM
The money is in your account. You've done your fora proud!

Namelessfengir
07-09-2007, 08:01 PM
how about you try for a month? without banning

Anaisa
07-09-2007, 08:05 PM
I read the whole thing. :love: It's pure comedy! Just what this forum needs. It reveals such great conspiracys, as the gay men of eoff that pretend to be straight. They don't do a convincing job though, hanging out of the closet in their fishnets shouting: "I HATE WIMMINZ!" "PENISES FOR THE WIN!" Next minute they stick out a poster of a naked woman through a crack in the door an say: "I love BOOBZORS!" "Really :shifty:" An expect people to be convinced.

f f freak
07-09-2007, 08:06 PM
... LOL. That made next to no sense. Have a nice life. You'll need to get one first.

Northcrest
07-09-2007, 08:09 PM
I'm sorry but this is just so I don't know what to say just don't try to get into anymore trouble. Just because you type all of this stuff won't really change everyones mind or idea this is just how you react towards what people type, reply, or say. So just grow up.

Zeldy
07-09-2007, 08:13 PM
Wow <3 I read the whole thing.

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 08:16 PM
I sure hope he didn't he was right. I mean honestly, sure most EoFF wanted Devil Man to stay... but that doesn't change the fact he sent out tons of fake final warnings which definitely constitutes for a ban. As for the entire dictatorship thing, every forum is a dictatorship. ;p

Anyway this thread should probably just be closed, its just some arrogant prick whose angry he broke too many rules and got banned.

PS- Kudos for managing to type all of that :O

Psychotic
07-09-2007, 08:17 PM
Thanks, LUKE buddy!

Although come on now, I don't think anybody liked Devil Man.

Shoeberto
07-09-2007, 08:18 PM
As for the entire dictatorship thing, every forum is a dictatorship. ;p
I like to think of EoFF as more of a cheerocracy.

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 08:19 PM
As for the entire dictatorship thing, every forum is a dictatorship. ;p
I like to think of EoFF as more of a cheerocracy.

If M-W.com dun know what that word is neither do I ;o

Shoeberto
07-09-2007, 08:23 PM
It's okay. I'm pretty embarassed that I know it.

Hambone
07-09-2007, 08:26 PM
WOW. His grammar is still awful. How long did he go to school?

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 08:30 PM
WOW. His grammar is still awful. How long did he go to school?

School? Pft, I doubt it.

demondude
07-09-2007, 08:33 PM
lolzers last post To give this failed thread some sense of win i'll hereby..... nah it's just not worth it:greenie:

Araciel
07-09-2007, 08:34 PM
what a fucking tool

demondude
07-09-2007, 08:36 PM
Does this thread have any topic or am I allowed to post a cat macro?

Hambone
07-09-2007, 08:37 PM
WOW. His grammar is still awful. How long did he go to school?
He's not sad enough to be overly concerned with grammar on the internet.

Oh, no. I feel so insulted by a person that you would hardly say I know.

Vikeve
07-09-2007, 08:37 PM
Bravo, you have opened my eyes and showed me the truth. But who doesn't love curropt governments? And since I'm a girl I don't have a problem with gays but nice speach. It was brilliant. Write on my brotha!


I read the whole thing. :love: It's pure comedy! Just what this forum needs. It reveals such great conspiracys, as the gay men of eoff that pretend to be straight. They don't do a convincing job though, hanging out of the closet in their fishnets shouting: "I HATE WIMMINZ!" "PENISES FOR THE WIN!" Next minute they stick out a poster of a naked woman through a crack in the door an say: "I love BOOBZORS!" "Really :shifty:" An expect people to be convinced.

So true.

Psychotic
07-09-2007, 08:41 PM
Does this thread have any topic or am I allowed to post a cat macro?Bad Devil Man. :twak: No you are not.

demondude
07-09-2007, 08:43 PM
Does this thread have any topic or am I allowed to post a cat macro?Bad Devil Man. :twak: No you are not.

Demondude not devil man silly :p

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 08:44 PM
Does this thread have any topic or am I allowed to post a cat macro?Bad Devil Man. :twak: No you are not.

Demondude not devil man silly :p

STFU Devil Man >:(

demondude
07-09-2007, 08:45 PM
Does this thread have any topic or am I allowed to post a cat macro?Bad Devil Man. :twak: No you are not.

Demondude not devil man silly :p

STFU Devil Man >:(

:(

Goldenboko
07-09-2007, 08:45 PM
Does this thread have any topic or am I allowed to post a cat macro?Bad Devil Man. :twak: No you are not.

Demondude not devil man silly :p

STFU Devil Man >:(

:(

Turn that frown upside down! :)

(I wonder when this will get closed)

The Summoner of Leviathan
07-09-2007, 08:46 PM
... LOL. That made next to no sense. Have a nice life. You'll need to get one first.

It seemed he takes an internet message board a little too seriously.

Anyways, I always felt that fora were more of an oligarchy than a dictatorship. A democracy would totally fail as a means of governance for a online message board.

f f freak
07-09-2007, 08:46 PM
Does this thread have any topic or am I allowed to post a cat macro?Bad Devil Man. :twak: No you are not.

Demondude not devil man silly :p

STFU Devil Man >:(

:(

Post the cat macro now!!

demondude
07-09-2007, 08:48 PM
Psychotic called me devil man

TAKE THIS PIECOTIC

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1181592539-kittehsUntitled40.b.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1181592539-kittehsUntitled40.jpg)

Anyway is like gonna be one of those threads where the staff spam as well so we can all have a party.

Araciel
07-09-2007, 08:49 PM
he just wants to be famous around here as a 'free thinker' or 'individual' ....it's almost quaint.

Psychotic
07-09-2007, 08:52 PM
Anyway is like gonna be one of those threads where the staff spam as well so we can all have a party.No. You've just ruined it for everyone by posting a cat macro. Take a look, people: demondude55 (aka Devil Man) is why you can't have nice things.

Sorry LUKE, you know you're my "Bro", as the folk who dwell on the streets would say, but this guy and his cat macros are just too much for me to bear. I hope you can understand and forgive me.