"Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head...

[Goldenboko]

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead,"

What do you think would be the first thing you'd do right after you killed someone?

I'd probably either

A. Go insane.

or

B. Do some crazy stunt to hide the body. :shifty:



PS- Bohemian Rhapsody ftw.

[LunarWeaver]

Use their skin as clothes and their blood as shampoo of course.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I just sang that song at Karaoke last Friday :D

If I ever did kill someone, I would certainly have come up with a way to do it to make it look like either a) completely an accident or b) be totally untraceable. I'd proceed with whatever steps of the plan were required, although ideally all I'd have to do is continue with business as normal.

[Roto13]

Cast Life. And then kill him again. For good this time.

[Evastio]

I would really have to hate someone to kill them so I'd still be mad at the person and I'd probably torture their dead corpse knowing me.

[Slothy]

Kill their wife/husband, children, crippled grandmother and little puppy too.

[MoonZapdos]

Get rid of the body, perhaps? Oh, and eliminate proof. And steal money.

[Mirage]

Go over everything I've learned from the FBI files, and remove every trace.

[Nominus Experse]

Sex the body a little bit

[bipper]

Find the neck hole. Doh! playing too much manhunt 2! Don't tell jack.

[Rengori]

Hide it then move to England.

[The Ceej]

It's a secret. But it must be the right thing to do because I've never been convicted.

[theundeadhero]

Shoot the next guy or get shot myself by him, whichever happens first.

[Dynast-Kid]

Dispose of the body, burn the evidence, steal the cash.

[Hambone]

I'd probably panic.

[Ouch!]

You're starting to freak me out, man. Every time you start one of these threads with song lyrics, I've always just been thinking about it. I was just listening to Bohemian Rhapsody. Under Pressure is better.

I don't think I could kill someone without premeditation. As such, I'd probably have a set plan of what to do after the murder. Of course, I have no idea what that would be as I've never planned to kill anyone.

[Yuffie514]

quickly and secretly dispose of the body, like in Tenchu.

[Khaotic]

I'd eat their corspe, I'd consume their intestines, i'd squeeze the oozing blood out of their heart and drink it from their carved skull after nawing on their moist chewy brain.


Mmm.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Play Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume and cry along to it.

[Rengori]

Play Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume and cry SING along to it.

No one can cry during a song that friggin awesome.

[James Leopold]

Emmigrate to Ethiopia

[Sergeant Hartman]

Play Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume and cry SING along to it.

No one can cry during a song that friggin awesome.
Ok a bit of both then.

[Dynast-Kid]

I'd eat their corspe, I'd consume their intestines, i'd squeeze the oozing blood out of their heart and drink it from their carved skull after nawing on their moist chewy brain.


Mmm.

Ewww.

[Bunny]

Frame the girlfriend.

[Polaris]

why the hell did I kill the guy? But I'd panic for sure and end up letting be arrested! That's smth I'd never do!

[bipper]

Frame the girlfriend.

Oh yeah, look at me! My name is bunny and I can commit any crime and put it on someone else *mimic* blah blah blah. My advice to her, get your detectives from somewhere that is NOT eoff.

[Bunny]

Not my fault I'm a criminal mastermind. Oh, I suppose it is. Huh.

[Goldenboko]

You're starting to freak me out, man. Every time you start one of these threads with song lyrics, I've always just been thinking about it. I was just listening to Bohemian Rhapsody. Under Pressure is better.

:mwahaha:

Actually yeah I noticed that as well, but now its gonna stop, things like this always stop when someone acknowledges it :tongue:

[Psychotic]

Last night I had a dream that I put my brother's head inside the fridge, then slammed the door, and apparently that broke his neck and killed him. My mum hid the body while I just acted confused that such a thing could kill someone.

[Araciel]

i would most likely just start killing everyone and taking their stuff....might as well.

[Resha]

Think back on all thise Agatha Christie novels I've read. Eveyrhthing a criminal needs to know is in THERE. And then make sure I hide everys ingle piece of evidence I have. Every single one. Fingerprints, weapons, blood trails, check alibi, ensure i have witnesses, make sure that the stime of death doesn't collide with where I am then, hide any motives...

Agatha Christie is a goodeess

[daggertrepe]

I'd probably change my name to Raistlin.

[stalpho slayer]

throw them off a cliff no evidence no problem

[Rocket Edge]

Blame the goldfish.

[cloud21zidane16]

Get rid of the body then find an alibi.;)

[Mindflare]

I guess it depends on if the person deserved it or not.

If they deserved it, I'd continue along with life happily until found and arrested. But if they didn't, I'd probably go insane. I was probably insane to begin with, in fact. Maybe I'm insane now...?

I hope I never find out, though.

[Peegee]

Sigh...

if it was not pre-meditated, and obviously there aren't witnesses that can say, try to subdue me (since I get a choice over what I do), I'll remove the teeth of the person, try to at the minimum remove the finger / toe prints of the person, and then stomp the skull / bash it beyond comprehension

If the option presents itself, the above, and fire, everywhere. The idea is to make evidence gathering impossible or a pain in the ass.

[The Unknown Guru]

It all depends on the situation. Did I kill him in self-defense? Was it a deliberate murder? Was he "collateral damage"? Did I know him? Etc...

[Proxy]

Dispose of the body. (Hungry little piggies)
Clean up. (ammonia ftw vs blood)
Getting away with murder is actually pretty simple.
But I'd move to England just incase.

[fire_of_avalon]

Well, I'm not going to shoot him in the head. That would be retarded. Investigators would find the shot, powder residue and all sorts of things they could use to trace a weapon to me. The perfect murder weapon is a sharp icicle. It'll melt and evaporate in the victim's blood/guts. After stabbing, I'd walk away, calmly.

[Bunny]

Dispose of the body. (Hungry little piggies)
Clean up. (ammonia ftw vs blood)
Getting away with murder is actually pretty simple.
But I'd move to England just incase.

No it isn't.

[The Mog Ninja]

As SOON as I turned on Bohemian Rhapsode I looked at this thread. Coincidence? I think not.

After I kill someone, I would somehow make my name famous by possibly cutting off their face and wearing it, Cutting off their head, remove the brain, and run around wearing it as a crown, and when police arrest me, kill myself. Being famous for something like that would be great.

[blackmage_nuke]

Start stabbing/shooting myself to make it look like they were trying to kill me first.

[Madame Adequate]

Well if I haven't killed someone with a plan to get away with it, but I have still killed someone, I'm going to guess it was out of anger or self-defense. In the case of the latter, I'd just go to the cops and admit it. If I get locked away, that gives me something to yammer on about for decades and I can make plenty of money when released. If it was out of anger, I'd probably just go crazy from remorse and eat them or something.

[Fonzie]

First I'd set them on fire with the Incinerator, then when they run for water, I'll electro bolt it so they get an intense shock, which would kill them.

[Jess]

I couldn't never kill anybody. :jess:

[Goldenboko]

I couldn't never kill anybody. :jess:

Thats what the real guilty ones say :p

[Renmiri]

Play Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume and cry along to it.

While playing the piano, like all madman :tongue:

[Yamaneko]

Queen and that song in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just hearing it for the one billionth time.

[Goldenboko]

Queen and that song in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just hearing it for the one billionth time.

BLASPHEMY! :mad2:

[Fonzie]

Legend of Zelda and LttP in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just playing it for the one billionth time.

See what I did there?

[Rengori]

Legend of Zelda and LttP in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just playing it for the one billionth time.

See what I did there?

Fail?

[Fonzie]

Legend of Zelda and LttP in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just playing it for the one billionth time.

See what I did there?

Fail?

Mhmm.

[Levian]

I'd open a pizza restaurant. I've always wanted one of those secret ingredient stuff

[Dirufan]

Sigh...

if it was not pre-meditated, and obviously there aren't witnesses that can say, try to subdue me (since I get a choice over what I do), I'll remove the teeth of the person, try to at the minimum remove the finger / toe prints of the person, and then stomp the skull / bash it beyond comprehension

If the option presents itself, the above, and fire, everywhere. The idea is to make evidence gathering impossible or a pain in the ass.

I'm scared of you...

[Comet]

Throw the body in a rubbish bin. Wait for the nice bin man to collect the bin. Watch the truck tip over the bin. Distract the nice bin man (so he does not see the body falling out of the bin and into the back of the truck) by

A) Throwing an object to make him look around

or

B) Make conversation about the release of Final Fantasy XIII

After you see the body disposed in the back of his truck, immediately knock him out using a flying star. Dispose of the body. Repeat for every bin man that comes.

If the driver of the truck decides to come out, waste him by fatally drop kicking him to the side of the temple. If this does not successfully put him in a still position on the floor, I suggest injecting him with lethal aphrodisiac. Good Luck.

[ReloadPsi]

I would live with the guilt for the rest of my life, but hopefully I'd end up killing someone in a way that it would be hard (but probably not impossible, knowing my luck) to find out who even did it... like finding an effective way to poison something I know they'll be eating or something.

[yanis]

Think back on all thise Agatha Christie novels I've read Phoenix Wright games I've played. Eveyrhthing a criminal needs to know is in THERE. And then make sure I hide everys ingle piece of evidence I have. Every single one. Fingerprints, weapons, blood trails, check alibi, ensure i have witnesses, make sure that the stime of death doesn't collide with where I am then, hide any motives...

Agatha ChristiePhoenix Wright is a goodeess
:rolleyes2

[Formalhaut]

Kill their wife/husband, children, crippled grandmother and little puppy too.

Aww not the puppy! They are too cute to kill.



Yanis, Murderer? AHHHH

[The Mog Ninja]

Getting away with murder is actually pretty simple.

No, no it isn't.

[Rengori]

Getting away with murder is actually pretty simple.

No, no it isn't.

I assume you would know?

[The Mog Ninja]

You assume correctly.

[Lawr]

Go into my basement and hide the body in the ceiling. It's one of those that can be pushed in.

[tidus_rox]

I'd probably panic.

[Mirage]

Actually, i know what I'd do
Grind the body, and feed it to the pigs. They eat everything.

[Breine]

I'd probably panic.

[Discord]

Selling the organs could be profitable.:p Say that you had some extra ones inside.

or

Make a level-up and invest +5 into CovertOps, then /hidebody.

[Rengori]

I was watching this comedian, and he said that murderers should bury the body in a fresh grave at a cemetary, the dirt's already been loosened up and it won't look too much different when you're done. There's no punchline, that's just an incredibly good idea.

[stalpho slayer]

burn it

[theundeadhero]

This thread has been dead a month and a half. That's too long to bring back in General Chat.

Dead things scare me.